Chapter 11: Party Time!

Another day at The Loud House, usually it might be noisy every day but today, all the Loud sisters are preparing for what seems to be a long day as every Sister have activities to do. As for Lincoln he didn't have anything to do, he only watched from the front door to see his sisters packing their stuff into Vanzilla. After finishing their packing they all went into Vanzilla Lincoln still remains in the front door he went out and sighed as he walked his way to Vanzilla.

Lynn Sr: "Come on champ, can't keep your sisters waiting"

Lincoln stopped in his tracks to see Uncle Link approaching them.

Link: "Hey Lynn, Rita, what's with all of the crap you're carrying?"

Rita: "Our kids have activities to do, Lori has a golf competition, Leni has a fashion show, Luna's got a concert to fill in, Luan has a comedy performance, Lynn has a soccer match, Lucy at her Mortician's club, Lola's got a pageant, Lana being a pit crew, and Lisa at her science convention"

Link: "Geez, well h-how about Lily and Lincoln?"

Rita: "Lily is still to young but watching her sisters play might help her learn something, and for Lincoln… well… you know"

Everyone got silent for a moment it's lucky that none of the sisters heard that as they are inside Vanzilla fighting.

Lynn Sr(Breaking the silence): "Let's just say he's their emotional support"

Link: "Dumb, hey why not leave Lincoln here with me w-we'll watch the house while your gone"

Lynn Sr: "That's actually a great idea"

Lincoln smiled a bit as he felt a little relief.

Rita: "But just to be clear NO PARTIES!"

Link: "Rita, you know I'm to old for that"

Rita: "I know that, it's just making sure, and if you ever did start one, no more adventures with Lincoln!"

Link placed his hands in her shoulders.

Link: "Trust me I won't"

Rita: "Well okay, have fun you two"

Lynn Sr. and Rita went in the van and drove off, Lincoln felt so relief that he released a big sigh for some reason he would spend the day with Link rather than his sisters.

Lincoln: "So Link, what should we do for today?"

Link: "Start a party"

Lincoln laughed for a really long time after he ran out of breathe he sees his face looking serious.

Lincoln: "Wait you serious?"

Link: "Of course I'm serious Lincoln, we finally have the house to ourselves, its time we get rekt baby wubba lubba dub dub"

Link ran into the house excited, Lincoln just stood still looking shocked. Link started buying alot of food, and inviting people from his phone.

Lincoln: "Link you can't start a party!"

Link: "Oh yeah w-why not?"

Lincoln: "Cause mom won't let us go on adventures anymore"

Link: "That's what she said before maybe she eventually changed her mind on the road"

Lincoln: "Link, mom was serious about it"

The doorbell rang Lincoln went to the door and open it to see a giant half bird and half man standing in front of him.

Bird: "Is Link home?"

Lincoln: "Uhh…"

Link: "Yo bird person whaddup"

Bird person: "Link, your beacon activated, is there trouble?"

Link: "The only trouble is, we're getting high tonight baby!"

Lincoln sighed as he closed the door, another doorbell than came up.

Lincoln: "Link, how many people did you invited?"

Link: "I dunno 3 to 4 I guess"

Lincoln opens the door to reveal alot of blobby creatures rushing into the house.

Link: "Yo, whaddup my glip glops"

Lincoln facepalmed right before hearing another doorbell.

A few hours later…

The Loud house is now way more crowded than it usually is, a few people came along with most of them being aliens. Lincoln got so annoyed about it, and face to Link.

Lincoln: "Link! We gotta stop this right now! Mom's gonna kill us"

Link: "Lincoln! This is a one time opportunity to get rekt, can't we just enjoy what we have now? It's not like this party is going anywhere"

Lincoln thought about it for a minute until he gets a phone call.

Lincoln: "Hello?"

Rita: "Hey Lincoln sorry to bother you, Vanzilla broke down and we're in the middle of the forest, we might not be home tonight"

Lincoln then got into his thoughts thinking they might have time to clean up until tomorrow.

Lincoln: "Actually mom it's-"

Rita: "Oh never mind a tow truck came, we'll be home by tomorrow morning so see you"

Rita hung up, Lincoln shocked to hear the news and proceeds to tell Link to stop, as he know they might have no time to cleanup in the morning.

Lincoln: "Link we-"

Link: "Oh Lincoln there you are, you remember gearhead?"

Link points to gearhead sitting on one of the sofa chairs.

Gearhead: "Sup"

Link: "Gearhead why won't you tell my nephew here about the gear wars I'm sure he'll love it"

Link left Lincoln and gearhead in an awkward state.

Gearhead: "So, would you like to know about the gear wars?"

Lincoln: "Ugh!"

?: "Lincoln!"

Lincoln now so frustrated turned around.

Lincoln: "WHAT NOW?"

Lincoln immediately calmed down knowing the one who called is actually his best friend Clyde.

Lincoln: "Oh C-Clyde w-what're you doing here?"

Clyde: "I looked up through my window seeing alot of lights and fireworks, I kew that came from your house so I decided to check"

Lincoln: "Well you came in the wrong time buddy"

Clyde: "I know, why do you seem so frustrated?"

Lincoln: "I just need to stop this party Uncle Link made, I can't let mom and dad find out"

Clyde: "Don't worry buddy, I'll help you out, can't hang out when you're grounded the whole week"

Lincoln: "Actually Clyde, I'm doing this so mom and dad won't ban me and Link going on adventures"

Clyde's eyes widened after hearing the final words.

Clyde: "What?"

Lincoln: "What do you mean what?"

Clyde: "Well… don't you want to stop going on adventures with your Uncle?"

Lincoln facepalmed realizing something.

Lincoln: "Oh yeah I… never… told you"

Clyde: "Told me about what?"

Lincoln: "Let's go outside"

Lincoln and Clyde head outside to talk privately. Lincoln stared out into the street and breathes in preparing to tell his best friend.

Lincoln: "I don't know how to really say this, to put it simple… I like going on adventures with Uncle Link"

Clyde is immediately shocked about Lincolns words and acts as if it's normal.

Clyde: "W-w-well, g-good for you buddy" *puts out a twitching thumbs-up*

Lincoln turns to him and see that he is clearly lying.

Lincoln: "Clyde, you don't need to do that, all my Uncle has ever done is make me do things I never want, and it hurts"

Clyde puts down his hand frowning and holds Lincolns shoulder.

Clyde: "Oh"

Lincoln: "And the craziest part is, even if he has done so many bad things to me well… something inside me fills up, like after years of suffering being nothing to the family… I finally found someone in the family who wants to spend time with me and I feel better than I ever was in my life"

Clyde looked down knowing Lincoln really mean all that, after all they've been best friends for years.

Clyde: "Alright buddy I can't decide what to with your life but you can!" *Points at Lincoln*

Lincoln: "I know Clyde, but I can't do it alone will you help me?"

Clyde: "Always!"

Lincoln and Clyde shared a hug.

Lincoln: "Thanks Clyde, lets get this party to shut down"

Scene change

Lincoln and Clyde brought a huge bag that could barely fit through the door, after a few budges the bag got in but in the process the things inside the bag got out, everyone sees this and hs a very bad taste about it.

Girl: "EW, is this dog poo"

Everyone is disgusted by it, some of them threw up.

Lincoln: "Now that's what I call a party pooper"

Link now in a drunk state lands on the poop and smells it.

Link: "SNOWBALL FIGHT"

Everyone puts on a mask and grabs the poop to throw at each other, Lincoln and Clydegot out of the house to avoid being hit.

Clyde: "I think operation party pooper isn't the way to go"

Lincoln and Clyde have tried numerous plans but always ends up getting backfired every single one. After so many attempts of trying they went into the garage to find something that could help them.

Clyde: "Are you sure it's okay for us to be snooping around this place?"

Lincoln: "As long as my Uncle stays drunk, we're pretty good"

Lincoln and Clyde started searching around all seems to go well until Clyde opened a metal closet, revealing a cat like creature inside.

Squanchy: "OH DEAR LORD, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"

Clyde got so fright he backed off, and knocking something in the process. The machine dropped and released a huge energy blast. After Lincoln and Clyde adjust their vision, they went out finding out that the whole house has been transported.

Lincoln: "Well we're screwed"

Link then comes out with a remote, it seems that he isn't drunk anymore. After a look around Link spotted the two boys and heads to them.

Link: "Lincoln WTF did you do!?"

Lincoln: "Well we were just snooping around your garage for a minute and found some cat doing something in the closet then-"

Link: "Save it! Don't get to the part where squanchy is… squanching"

Lincoln and Clyde look at each other confused.

Link: "Whatever, some how you managed to transport us to a dimension with monsters who tends to grab other life forms for unknown reason"

Clyde freaked out grabbing Links collar.

Clyde: "WE'RE GONNA GET EATEN ALIVE?"

Link: "What? No, people who've been here make it out alive, gross, naked… but they;'re fine"

Lincoln: "Come on Link, can you get us home?"

Link: "I just need some kalaxian crystals laying around east from here, that should help the people out here"

Lincoln grabbed Links device and prepared a bag.

Lincoln: "Whatever it takes to get us home, come on Clyde!"

Link:"Oh wait before you go… you mind if you take Abrodolph Lincoler with you? He's been a real buzzkill lately"

Clyde: "I'm sorry who..?"

A man that resembles 2 of the characters from history comes out.

Lincoler: "Did somebody here call me?"

Link: "Lincoler, help these kids get their hands on kalaxian crystals, I'm going back in to get high"

Link then leaves the three alone, as he gets back in the house.

Scene change

Lincoln, Clyde and Lincoler set off to find the kalaxian crystals.

Lincoln: "So… are you like Abraham Lincoln and-"

Lincoler: "Yes, your Uncle created me from 2 different DNAs to make a great leader, but uh… it didn't turn out okay"

Clyde(A bit scared): "Lincoln are we there yet?"

Lincoln: *Looks down to the tracker* "I think we're here"

Lincoln looks up to see alot of crystals on a rock. Lincoln is in a huge relief

Lincoln: "Oh my god we actually found it, we're finally gonna go home!"

As Lincoln screamed in excitement it lured a monster. Clyde and Lincoler noticed it right away

Clyde: "Uh… buddy you might wanna pick those crystals up cause-"

Clyde was interrupted as the monster grabbed him.

Clyde: "LINCOOOOLN!"

Lincoln finally turned around to see his best friend captured by the monster.

Lincoln: "Oh no, Don't worry Clyde I'll-"

Lincoler: "Grab the crystals! This guy is mine"

Lincoln quickly grabs the crystals and Lincoler puts out his sword, jumps to the monster and cuts the tentacle of the monster freeing Clyde.

Lincoler: "Haha! Is that all you got?"

The monster soon ran as if he saw something.

Lincoler: "That's right beast there is no one that could-"

Lincoler was caught off guard as a 2 headed wolf attacked, Clyde rushed back to Lincoln as they bboth watched Lincoler and the wolf fight. After a bit the wolf eventually died, Lincoler is now on the urge of dying.

Lincoln: "Abrodolph Lincoler!"

Lincoln and Clyde rushed to him to help.

Clyde: "Don't worry sir we'll save you"

Lincoler: "Don't need to…*Cough* My journey ends here"

Lincoln and Clyde then teared up a bit.

Lincoler: "Lincoln, I got something to say…"

Scene change

At the loud house Gearhead is seen playing a song as everyone loves hearing it, Lincoln and Clyde made it back home with a bag full of kalaxian crystals.

Lincoln: "Okay Link, here's the kalaxian crystals"

Link: "Alright perfect timing"

Link grabs one from the bag and sits down putting out a credit card.

Lincoln: "Link, there's something you need to know, Lincoler died… he risked his life to save me and Clyde, he said that he always loved you as a father, he wanted you accept him and hopes that his final act will redeem himself, he saved us Link, all of us and I hope you forgive him"

Link: "In fact I do, well at least he didn't die in vain"

Link reveals that he used the credit card to turn the crystal into dust and absorbs it through his nose.

Link: "And these babies just saved this lame ass party! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

Link's eyes are now blue it seems that he got high.

Link: "Come on, s-somebody play some music"

A radio figure turned on his music and Link starts to dance.

Link: "Put your left foot for forward and your right foot back, then slide around like on a nordictrack…"

Everyone in the house started joining in on the dance except for Clyde and Lincoln.

Link: "Move to the left, step to the right , wiggle your elbows and look up into the light"

Song: "Its the, its the, its the Link dance"

Lincoln and Clyde are completely mortified due to this, the dance then finishes. Lincoln angrily walks up to Link.

Lincoln: "What the hell was that?"

Link: "Kalaxian crystals, really great to turn up a party y'know"

Lincoln: "I thought these things are suppose to get us home"

Link: "Just to be clear I only said that these crystals could help the people here, not to get us home, I-I can get us home whenever I want"

Lincoln couldn't take it anymore as he finally snapped.

Lincoln: "THAT'S IT LINK, THIS PARTY IS OVER!" YOU GET US HOME THIS INSTANT!"

Link: "Alright, alright I'll do it, YOU PARTY POOPER"

The people then boo'ed Lincoln, Clyde is now in shock after Lincoln snapped at his own Uncle, what he didn't expect is that he actually listened.

Scene change

The Loud house is now back at its original location and the people started to leave, Clyde and Lincoln are the last to go outside.

Lincoln: "Clyde I'm sorry you have to see that I-"

Clyde: "I get it bud, besides you finally stopped the party"

Lincoln: "I know, I'll be cleaning things up here you wanna help?"

Clyde: "Actually after all of that happen I'm probably gonna get another therapist"

Lincoln: "Oh well okay, thanks for the help, I appreciate it"

Clyde then left, Lincoln went back in seeing his Uncle sleeping on the couch Lincoln grabbed some bags to start cleaning up. As he tried to find a broom he finds that bird person is standing behind him.

Lincoln: "Oh hey there Birdperson, tough party huh, guess Link had alot in him tonight"

Birdperson: "Lincoln, do you know what does "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" means?"

Lincoln: "I don't know I always thought that it's actually just some nonsense Link says all the time"

Birdperson: "In my people's tongue, it means "I am in great pain. Please help me""

Lincoln(Rolling his eyes): "Yeah right…"

Birdperson: "Its true Lincoln he is, he needs all the time in his life"

Lincoln: "Listen Birdperson, I did this to save me and Link from punishment, you know how Link is, just a huge asshole, and makes alot of nonsense"

Birdperson: "You know if you did not interfere, you would've been free, and go do your life as it was from before"

Lincoln: "I don't understand either okay… Of coarse I don't wanna do this stuff all the time, its just that deep inside… I needed it"

Birdperson: "There is also a saying "Gubba nub nub doo rah kah" it means "Whatever lets you sleep at night". Make your choice"

Birdperson then left with a random teenage girl. Lincoln then heads to Link, as he still kept his decision.

Lincoln: "Link, come on man you gotta wake up"

Lincoln then looked outside to see a tow truck with vanzilla.

Lincoln: "Link, wake up we gotta do something My parents just got home"

Link: "Jesus christ will you ever shut up? G-grab that remote next to the Tv remote"

Lincoln did what he told him to do and gave him the remote.

Link: "Alright"

Link pushed a button, Lincoln looked around to see nothings changed.

Lincoln: "Was that suppose to do something?"

Link: "Take a guess"

Lincoln went outside to see his parents and sisters angrily walking, but they are not moving at all, Lincoln tried talking and touching them but nothing.

Lincoln: "Link what did you do?"

Link: "I just froze time"

Lincoln: "For how long?"

Link: "How long do you want it to be?"

Lincolns smiles and a montage of Link and Lincoln cleaning a bit and have alot of fun, for who knows how long. Link and Lincoln are now watching Tv outside.

Link: "See I told you watching fast and furious not in order would be fun"

Lincoln: "Yeah I can see that, hey Link I never heard you saying "Wubba lubba dub dub" what happened to that?"

Link: "Yeah all the fun we had just made me grow out of it, might as well start thinking of a new catchphrase"

Lincoln: "Haha, yeah"

6 months later.

The Loud house is now clean as it was before the party ever started Lincoln was finishing the final touches by placing the pets at they're place.

Link: "Alright kiddo you ready?"

Lincoln: "I guess I am, goodbye big free time"

Link pushes the button causing time to move forward again, The Loud family walked in angrily at first, but then got shocked seeing the area clean, and Link and Lincoln just sitting on the couch.

Lynn Sr: 'Wh-wh-whaaaat… but I thought-"

Rita: "Link what exactly happen here?"

Link: "Dunno, maybe you're just tired from that delayed trip of yours"

Lynn Sr: "Yeah maybe you're right come on kids lets get some rest"

The loud sisters still shocked with the sudden change went into their rooms.

Lincoln: "I had alot fun Link, one second of a lifetime, y'know we should do this every day!"

Link: "No can do, you see this is the first time I stopped time for so long, usually I use the time device for "necessary" stuff"

Lincoln(Now a bit worried): "What's gonna happen since it's been so long?"

Link: "Don't know, just keep certain about everything til our time stabilizes"

Lincoln: "Oh, what do you mean by certain?"

An illusion of Lincoln appeared, and left the couch at that moment the world shakes and the timelines starting to split.

Link: "Goddammit Lincoln"