Chapter 12: A day at Blips & Chitz?

As another adventure takes place, on this one Link teaches Lincolns how to drive his ship, after all Link can't always drive while Lincoln just sits.

Link: "You're doing pretty good there buddy, once you master it you can help me with my errands soon"

Lincoln: "Yeah I'm just kinda surprised that there's no age restriction for driving a ship"

Link: "When it comes to space there is no age restriction, Lie look at that kid over there"

Link points to another ship with a seemingly 6 year old kid in the back seems to be watching something inappropriate for his age with the parents just drunk driving.

Lincoln: "What's that kid watching?"

Link: "Who cares" *Links phone beeps* "Huh?" *Puts out phone* "Oh right, L-L-Lincoln change of plans, head for south I got some business with a certain someone"

Lincoln: "What kind?"

Link: "Oh you'll see once we get there"

Lincoln didn't care at all he turned the ship and started heading for south. A few minutes later they made it to their destination.

Lincoln: "Hey Link, how come you don't use some kind of light speed, or anything that gets us into a light dimension to reach far places?"

Link: "Good question, I'm guessing you've watched star wars?"

Lincoln: "I did"

Link: "Yeah that stuff was great but I never needed to make something like that, since my ship runs on concentrated dark matter"

Lincoln: "What's that?"

Link: "It's a fuel, which I invented to travel faster than anyone in the universe"

Lincoln: "Wow, sometimes I wish I could be as smart as you"

Link: "Can't do! you'll risk yourself with alot of people in the universe, how do you feel about that?"

Lincoln: "Oh"

Lincoln parked the ship where Link wanted it to be.

Lincoln: "So who're you waiting for?"

Link: "He'll show up any second now…"

Lincoln: "I think the guy's just lat- AHHH!"

A bug crashed right in front of the ship, Lincoln activated the windshields to wipe him out due to instinct.

Link: "Whoa, whoa Lincoln calm down that's the guy"

Lincoln: "Oh sorry"

The bug then appeared right beside Links door.

Bug: "Hi kid, I'm Krombopulos Michael, it's fine how you hit me, it's everyone's instinct to try and kill an assassin after all"

Lincoln: "Wait, you're a-"

Link: "Cut the chit-chat, you got your part of the deal?"

Michael: *Puts out 2 tickets* "Got em right here, Yours?"

Link: "Oh you know I got it" *Puts out a box, opens it to reveal a gun inside*

Michael: "Ooh, that looks great, so this could shoot out antimatter?"

Link: "100% guaranteed, now go away!"

Michael: "Alright, bye Link, bye kid" *Takes the gun and runs away*

Lincoln: "Link did you just gave that guy a gun?"

Link: "He's an assassin Lincoln, it's not our problem"

Lincoln(A bit annoyed): "Yes that's because it's your problem Link, you obviously helped a guy that's gonna kill someone, whoever his target is might be in danger…"

Link(a bit mad): "That guy just said that he needs antimatter, whoever it is might just be being who are a threat to the universe"

Lincoln: "But still, you've just put a life in danger Link, and what about those papers he gave you?"

Link: "Oh these, it's something I've been looking forward for you to see, we're going to-"

Scene change

Link: "-BLIPS AND CHITZ!"

Link and Lincoln are now at a space arcade call Blips and Chitz.

Link: "I know all these adventures have been harsh for you, so I wanted to have some Uncle and nephew time with no chances of either of us dying"

Lincoln: "Link! You sold a gun to a murderer to play video games"

Link: "Oh really? I thought that you just wanted a break for once in a while, like how this is your one time opportunity"

Lincoln: "I don't feel safe knowing someone who is about to get killed"

Link: "Oh here's my favorite game" *Grabs a helmet and puts it on Lincoln*

A few seconds later…

Lincoln: *Just woke up from something* "Huh..?"

Link: "Sheesh guess we know how you're future will end up"

Lincoln: "Wh-what happened?"

Link: "You were playing life of Roy, I-It's Roy Lincoln"

Lincoln: "Wait so I'm Lincoln and…" *Remembers* "You sold a gun to a murderer!"

Link: "Look at this, you beat cancer and went back to work at the carpet store, BOO!"

Lincoln: "Don't change the subject, we gotta do something"

Link: "Let me show you a great way to play Roy, without going back to that damn carpet store" *Puts on the Roy helmet*

Alien: "Hey look this guy's taking Roy off the grid"

Every alien in the arcade came to watch Link play.

Lincoln: "Dang it, looks like I gotta do this myself"

Lincoln left the arcade as ink keeps playing, Lincoln went out to the parking lot and finds the ship.

Lincoln: "Alright, let's test my new driving skills"

With ease Lincoln controlled the ship out into space and activates the tracker to find the assassin.

Scene change

Krombopulos Michael: *Does a bit of stretching* "Oh boy here I go killing again"

Michael hops down into what it seems like a military area, he knocked out and killed a couple of guards on the way and manages to get inside, he finds his target and puts out his gun until-.

Lincoln: "Oh… Ow, I really need to learn how to land this thing"

Lincoln went out of the ship and surprised to find that he accidentally killed Michael.

Lincoln: "OH NO! I'm so sorry Mr. Michael, y-y-you were trying to kill someone so I had to step in now-"

?: "Lincoln? You saved me"

Lincoln looked at the cell and it appears to be blue air with crystal in the middle.

Lincoln: "Uh… who said that?"

?: "It is I Lincoln, I am an inter dimensional gaseous being"

Lincoln: "Whoa, w-well I didn't technically save everyone, so I don't deserve the credit, and how did you know my name?"

?: "I have the power of "telepathy" and I can sense that you are indeed nervous, there's no need to worry, you saved me and I owe you alot"

Lincoln: "Gee, well thanks"

?: "Good now pull that lever to get me out of here"

Lincoln pulls the lever freeing the air from its prison and also activating an alarm.

Lincoln: "Oh no, come on I'll get us out of here"

Lincoln and the air moved into the ship locking it, a lot of gromflomites surrounded the vehicle.

Gromflomite: "Alright you got a count until 3, 1-"

A portal opened up pouring alot of water, the gromflomites drown and another portal opens up draining the water and gromflomites, another opens up revealing Link to be the one causing the flood. He walks up to the ship angrily.

Link: "MOVE!"

Lincoln gets to the passenger seat and the air goes to the back.

Link: "Alright now lets… wait did you mess up my seat settings?"

Lincoln: "Link, hurry up!"

Link: "I am, just let me adjust this, watching you going back to that carpet store was bad enough for me"

Link then activate the ship and fly away, with alot of ships chasing.

Link: "Goddammit Lincoln, you-you just killed my best customer and saved a fart?"

?: "Hmm… fart, I like this sort of name"

Lincoln: "LINK!"

Link: "To late"

Link activated some rocket launchers and shoots 2 gromflomite ships, the ships started to speed up a bit.

Link: "Sheesh these guys won't stop coming, wh-what is it that makes you so valuable?"

Fart: "I could produce any atom by adding or removing protons"

Fart then did a little process and puts out a piece of gold.

Link: "Crap, this guy craps out gold Lincoln, the government would search everywhere in the universe just to get their hands on your fart friend"

Lincoln: "What do we do?"

Link: "You drive I'm going out"

Link puts on a space suit and ejects himself, as Links got out he puts out a machine gun and rapidly shoots the incoming ships. Lincoln continues driving but stops realizing something in front of them.

Link: "L-l-Lincoln why did you stop we got a- HOLY SH*T!"

A giant gromflomite ship has stopped their tracks, Link quickly gets back in.

Link: "Lincoln, I've calculated our possibilities of getting out of this, but all of those require getting that fart out of our faces"

Lincoln: "Are you saying the only choice we got is to surrender fart?"

Link: "haha just kidding, but seriously we need to get out of here, me and the government never gets along"

Fart: "Allow me"

Fart gets through the AC to get out and went inside the giant ship, a few seconds after that the ship fired 2 torpedoes one hitting the ships surrounding them and the other destroying the giant one in front of them. Fart then comes back unharmed, Link and Lincoln were only silent for a minute.

Lincoln: "Let's uh… Let's get out of here!"

Link: "Y-yeah we should"

As they drove away Fart tells the duo his home planet and they bring him there.

At destination

Link: "Well here it is Lincoln, come on now you and fart can have your goodbyes first I'll be uhh… waiting"

Lincoln confused decided to left with fart and finds a portal, Lincoln immediately knew this is fart's home.

Lincoln: "Well here you are home sweet home"

Fart: "I must say this adventure we had was fun"

Lincoln: "Yeah it sure was"

Fart: "I'll make sure to come back with the others for your cleansing"

Lincoln(Confused): "Cleansing?"

Fart: "My species have a mission to cleanse all of carbon-life, a threat to higher life"

Lincoln: "Whoa, whoa, whoa you can't do that"

Fart: "Well let me say this, while you were saving me in the process you killed the assassin and everyone else from the government"

Lincoln(Freaked out): "Wh- bu-but?"

Fart: "Everything will be alright Lincoln *Turns around and heads to the portal* I'll see you when-"

Fart was cut off as he got shot by something he sees that a teary eyed Lincoln had the antimatter gun and shoots fart until he's gone.

Lincoln: "Goodbye fart"

Lincoln went back to the ship to see Link still inside, he hops on and they left. Lincoln could only look out into space, the experience reminded him the time with Larry which turns out to be a terrorist.

Link: "So got your goodbyes right?"

Lincoln: "Wha? Oh yeah we did"

Link: "You know, if what you did was either the right or wrong well there's not much to it, it's a choice either saving a fart worth lots of people or playing video games all day with no innocent people dying, a Link called me saying him and his Lincoln were pretty great after spending time at Blips and Chitz, kinda wish I was him having to let all my problems go in one day, you know what I mean"

Lincoln: *Silence*

Link: "Well alright, I get it that you miss him, just be happy cause I'm getting him back"

Lincoln(Surprised): "Wait-wait-wait don't-"

Link puts out a really loud sound coming from his butt.

Link: "Haha, got you good there you little sucker"

Lincoln couldn't help but laugh as well, the duo laughed for a long time for the rest of the trip.