As the sun rose up, that means another new day for everyone in Royal Wood even at The Loud House as the family gets breakfast on the first day of the weekend. Lynn Sr. is looking through the mail and he found a couple of letters and an egg?
Lynn Sr: "Link, you better stop using most of our power we can't pay the electric bill every day you know?"
Link: "Maybe you should just find a better job for once"
Lynn Sr: "Oh why you-"
As Lynn was about to do something Rita looked at him angrily and he immediately calms down.
Lynn Sr: "Alright do what you want, also *Puts out the egg he got from the mail* Lana di you buy one of those rare dinosaur eggs again?"
Lana: "Hey that's not mine!"
Link: "You're right it's mine"
Link stood up and grabbed the egg then break it open revealing a device.
Lincoln: "What is that?"
Link: "It's just a message from Birdperson"
Lori: "Who's Birdperson?"
Lincoln: "Links best friend"
Lynn Jr: "Wait are we talking about like half-Bird and half-human?"
Link: "Ew gross, no!"
Link pushes a button on the device and the device reveals a hologram.
Birdperson (In message): "Congratulations you have just been invited to my my wedding with Tammy"
As the hologram show a picture of Birdperson and a teenage girl, Links smile disappear.
Birdperson (In message): "My wedding will be taking place at planet squanch-"
Before the message even finished Link turned it off and slams it to the ground, then grabs his gun to blast it, The family is immediately shocked by this.
Lincoln: "Whoa Link what are you doing?"
Link: "Taking out a piece of crap that tells me I have to watch someone, which is my best friend get their life taken away"
Everyone looked at each other confused, until Lucy spoke up.
Lucy: "What he means is, a wedding is just funeral… with cake"
Everyone nodded as they knew what she meant.
Lori: "Wait isn't Tammy that one mysterious kid back at high school?"
Luna: "Yeah she disappeared without a trace left behind"
Link: "And now she's marrying my best friend, I-I'm not gonna go to that party"
Rita: "Now now Link, you never came to my wedding, so to make up for that we're going to your best friends wedding"
Lynn Sr: "Yeah and maybe I can give slogans for Lynn's table while we're at space"
Link only rolled his eyes and turned around to leave the dining room, but it wasn't easy as the loud kids are pleading at him with puppy eyes.
Link: "ALRIGHT, FINE I'LL GO TO THAT STUPID WEDDING!"
Everyone then cheered as they went to their rooms to get dressed leaving Link in the dining room.
Link: "This is gonna be a long day…"
Scene change
Link and the whole family are now in his ship, the first problem before was not everyone could fit, but Link made everyone except for Lincoln to sit in the back as it is very cramped in hoping of changing their minds.
Lori: "You know this is literally not what I had in mind"
Lola(Angrily): "WHY DOES LINCOLN GET TO BE IN THE FRONT!"
Link: "Now now sweetie, you know what happens when you do that, I'll have to turn this ship around"
Lola was about to speak but Rita closed her mouth.
Rita: "Don't worry She'll behave"
Lincoln only sat silently as he felt guilty for Link doing something like this to his family.
Later the ship made it to planet squanch, Link grunted as he landed cause his plan didn't really work. The family got out and were greeted by Squanchy.
Squanchy: "Hey Link, didn't think you'd actually squanch(Showed) up"
Lincoln only felt a bit grossed out remembering his encounter with him and Clyde.
Link: "I know pretty squanchy(Funny) story"
Rita: "What are you guys talking about squanch?"
Link: "Oh it's like a smurfs thing where some of their words they changed it to squanch"
Rita: "Oh in that case I'm Rita Link's squancher(Sister)"
Link and Squanchy are immediately grossed out of what Rita just said.
Squanchy: "Oh my… Eww"
Rita: "What I'm just saying that I'm Link's s-"
Link: "Yeah yeah Rita w-we'll help you out with that"
Squanchy then leaded the family to the main event to find where the many people are. Lori, Leni, Luna, and Luan decided to see Tammy as they got some questions for her, Link and the parents decided to talk to birdperson, as for the others they try enjoying the amount of food there is.
Birdperson: "Link, I am pleased that you and your family could attend"
Link: "Yeah *Burps* whatever"
Link, not wanting to make conversation left for a drink, Lincoln notices this and runs to get him. Rita then wanted to take the time to talk to Birdperson for herself as she wanted to know more about her brother's life.
Rita: "So, how'd you and my brother ever met?"
Lynn Sr: "How come we never see you?"
Birdperson: "That would be because me, Link and almost everyone here are wanted criminals of the galactic federation"
Rita: "Uhm… you didn't answer my question"
Birdperson: "I think I said enough"
Birdperson then leave the 2 parents alone.
Lynn Sr: "Well that was…"
Rita: "…Awkward, I know"
Meanwhile Link is grabbing himself a drink as he ignored Lincoln mad at Link's behaviour is saying to him right now.
Lincoln: "Link! Are you even listening?"
Link(In realization): "Huh w-w-what?"
Lincoln: "Dang it, this guy is your best friend this is the best day of his life you should be happy for him!"
Link(Snapped): "Birdperson's best day in his life was the battle in Blood Ridge Lincoln, and besides how would you react when "Your" best friend gets married leaving your life"
Lincoln: "He wouldn't leave me out of his life Link, and neither will Birdperson just open up to him and maybe he wouldn't leave you"
Link: "Say all you want, you won't understand"
Link grabs another drink which suddenly got him passed out.
Scene change
It is now time for the ceremony as Squanchy gives them away.
Squanchy: "Now you a pronounce you as Squanch and Birdperson"
Tammy and Squanchy then kissed as everyone cheered except for Link as he suddenly wake up from passing to see it.
Link: "Gross"
Inside the building everyone is having a great dinner, Link stands up and gets everyone's attention.
Link: "Hi everyone I'm Link and I'd like to tell you that when I first met Birdperson" *Looks at a paper for a moment* *Sigh* "Look, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe cause I'm the smartest and being nice is stupid, so as much as I hate to say this Birdperson is my best friend and if he loves Tammy, then… I Love Tammy too, *Raises his drink* to my greatest adventure of all opening myself to others"
Everyone cheered and the loud family seemed proud for him, especially Lincoln. Not long after Tammy decided to make a speech.
Tammy: "That was very nice of your best friend Birdperson I'm really thankful for everyone to join me and Birdperson, you might be wondering how a random High School girl from Earth like me end up in a life like this well…" *Puts out some kind of badge*
Tammy (Serious tone): "I'm a deep covered agent for the Galactic Federation, and you're all under arrest"
Suddenly alot of Gromflomites went in and ambush everyone in the party, some people got killed during the process so teh remaining dropped their weapons placing their hands up. Link dropped the drink he was holding as he is in complete shock of what just happened, he let his guard down. Birdperson felt really hurt to see his new wife was using him all along, still having some sympathy he walked up to Tammy hoping to reason with her.
Birdperson: "Tammy…"
Tammy: "Sorry honey" *Puts out a gun shoots Birdperson*
Birdperson fell down unable to get back up as Tammy still continues to shoot him.
Link: "BIRDPERSON NOOOOO!"
Link dodge a couple of shots from Tammy and the rest of the Gromflomites and hides behind a table also seeing the Loud Family hiding there also.
Lucy: "Sigh, this is probably one of the most unexpected plot twist that could happen in a wedding"
Link who is in silent puts out his portal gun, he knew they would go after it so he pushes a button and throws it to the center of the room. Not alot noticed about it until the gun created a large green explosion, killing the nearby Gromflomites and blinds everyone in the room. Link grabbed a nearby gun and angrily kills every Gromflomite in sight. The Loud Family decided to use this opportunity to escape, when they went out they noticed a giant ship in front similar to the one Link and Lincoln encounter last chapter.
Lincoln: "Aw geez!"
Link, still fighting was somehow got shot in his shoulder, as he was about to get hit again Squanchy deflect the shot using his claws.
Squanchy: "Link, take your family and get out of here, I got this"
Squanchy takes out his tooth and drinks the venom from it which turns him into a giant cat like monster making a way for Link to escape, as Link went out he soon sees the family hiding behind a ship hiding from the big one, Lincoln noticed Link is there and Link gives a signal to follow him Lincoln tells the Family and they all do so, they manage to snuck in a shrimp truck after a bit of hot wiring, Link was able to get it to fly and escape from planet Squanch. The family is left emotionless after witnessing what just happen.
From the unexpected outcome that came, Link is still in silence not saying a word as he continues to drive as far as possible.
A/N: That's it for this chapter could've made it longer, but I lost my inspiration after reaching this part. Hopefully I can release the next chapter sooner.