With the Universe 9 is gone, everyone is stunned and feels the chill goes down their spines. It's not a game; it is a survival game. Either they win or bye-bye. They have to thank that guy. Because of him, they have a chance to live. However, they see it with their own eyes. His strength is just so absurd. "What are we going to do? We are ants to him." Zabuto from Team 2 wipes off his sweats. "Relax. The team with the most members will win." Zirloin, a big guy, replies though he is in a state of shock like others.
"Oh well, I'm the first one out of this. Can't help." Mojito shrugs and smiles. Honestly, he didn't like them that much. "Holy shit, they erased them on a whim." Champa looks up at his bosses, and then. "What the?"
Vados is crying? "It's so sad for me to say this, but I have to. Farewell, Champa-sama." "What was that? How could you?! Damnit, I will not be erased." "Then, you must pray for those fighters." She chuckles at his reaction while the Kaioshin sighs. The fight resumes with the Prince is looking to have a match with Hit, but then Botamo stops him.
"I'm getting sick of you." He tries to throw him off the ground, and yet Botamo stops it using his foot. "It won't work twice." He laughs. "I see." The Prince carries him on and slowly walks to the edge. "NO," Champa screams.
"Wait..." Botamo tries to run away, but his arms are tied together. "Wait? My ass. Now, go fuck yourself, bitch." Thank Zeno, Magetta comes in and punches Vegeta in the back. "You save me." Botamo exhales in relief.
"You piece of metal scrap. Dickface. You're just a piece of shit." Magetta stands still, thanks to being covered by his friend, who sits on his shoulder. Vegeta tries to knock off Botamo, but it doesn't work.
Fucking hell.
Android 18 is fighting, and she's a whole different league. "Sad." She kicks him on the ground and appears to pass out. As the cyborg walks closer, he opens his eyes and shoots blasts; he catches her off guard. "Take that, Beerus," Quitela smirks while the cat looks panic.
"Damn it." Android 18 closes her eyes, but her man comes and rescues her.
"Your hero is here for you, my lady!" Krillin laughs.
"Stop that, you idiot." The woman blushes and gets off Krillin's arms. The Elder Kai looks sad; that was a lovely scene, and yet..."I guess I have to knock both of you at once." Shosa cracks his knuckles with confidence.
Both nods at each other and stand between the green fox and throw an energy blast back and forth. It gets bigger each time, which makes it hard for Shosa to dodge. Once it's big enough, Android 18 blasts him and sends him to the benches. "WHAT A COUPLE. See that Universe 2? That's what I called real love. What a perfect couple." Beerus grabs the Elder Kaioshin's hair and pulls it in joy. He then feels the chill and shuts his mouth once he catches Goku with his cold silver eyes look down at him.
"O-of course, no love can compare to yours, Your Majesty." The cat takes a kneel and almost shit his pants.
"Your mouth can get you in trouble sometimes. " Whis teases and looks away when he glares at him. "Shut the fuck up, you motherfucker." And he gets hit in the head by his Angel. "Watch your language; you are such a foul mouth!" Beerus rubs his pain and then looks surprised at Krillin, who sits below him.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DON'T TELL ME YOU GET KNOCKED OFF?" Beerus screams-again. Krillin did get rid of the blind guy from Universe 4, but he got down thanks to Frost; he dropped his guard and allowed him to knock Krillin out of the stage. "You did your best, so don't worry." Shin's scary eyes frightened the little man. "I'm so sorry!"
"When this is over, I will kill you. What a pathetic husband."
"True! Shame on you, brother." The Androids say as they dodge attacks from others. At the same time, no one dares to challenge the one who took down Universe 9 with ease. "Strange. They all look like they've seen a ghost." Goku asks himself.
"Hey, you."
A voice behinds him, and it belongs to...hmmm; what was her name again? He tilts his head and tries to squeeze his brain to recall his memory. "Oh, I know. You are Cauliflower!" She gives him a dead stare, and it makes Goku shaking. Damn, why girls look so scary when they angry? He touches his head again and bumps his fists. Caulifla. It's her name. She sighs and shakes her head. This guy is powerful, but he doesn't have a brain. Whoever falls in love with him is, without a doubt, a fucking brainless whore. And the Angels sneeze.
"Okay, chill. What's up?"
Well, at least he's not that stupid. "Fight me."
"Why would I fight you?" He asks.
Never mind, she changes her mind. What a fucking clown. Now, she understands why that forehead keeps calling him clown, according to Cabba. "Can you just shut your mouth and fight me? Stop asking stupid questions." Caulifla grows out of patience.
"Oh well, then come here." He smirks.
At the same time, Master Roshi fires Thunder Shock Surprise at his foe and lets Tien defeats the guy with Kikoho. "Thank you for helping me." Master Roshi says. Then, both dodge an attack that comes out of nowhere.
"A ball?"
Master Roshi picks up a strange orb and observes. He then throws it on the ground, which releases heat. "Tien, they're detecting us using our body heat." The elder martial artist warns and avoids another attack. Tien looks around and tries to find the one behind this. It seems like not just one, but two of them. He then powers up and splits himself into four and starts chasing down the shooter. Thanks to his training, the weakness of this technique has been fixed.
"Damnit, why can't I hit you? Stop dodging, asshole." The girl attacks in anger, but he keeps pissing her off. Curse you! "I can't. It's just my instincts, I suppose." Goku laughs as he dodges Caulifla's punch.
"I will show you my true power." She powers up to her bulk form and tries to land a punch, and yet he avoids it with calm. He then transforms into Super Saiyan Two. "So, this is a form that you need to aim for, at least for now." He shrugs his shoulders and returns to normal. She runs toward him and demands him to teach her how to use that form, but there's one problem, and Goku knows it well. "Hey, Whis. I feel cold." Beerus sneezes after saying that. "And I feel a little bit hot." The Elder Kaioshin laughs as his face turns red. Goku sighs and takes a distance back from Caulifla, and they all smile.
"They look cute when they act like that," Goku whispers and thinks back when he played around with her. "Man, it's so delicious. How did you do that? Teach me!" He said and swallowed another piece of chocolate cake. The loli smiled and showed him the books, which had all the recipes he wanted. She also taught him how to use Godtube and used it to look up some more cooking tips.
"Try this one!" Cus gave him a small ball that looked like the bison's testicle. He was hesitant at first, but when he put it in his mouth, it melted. "So sweat. It's so good, Cus-chan. I love it. What's the name of this beautiful ball?" Goku takes another one.
"It's called the chocolate truffle, sir." Cus smiles and drinks some tea.
"Just call my name, sis. You're...800 million years older than me." He counts his finger and then chuckles at her, expecting her reaction.
"HEY! I'm not that old. I'm only 799 million years of age."
Goku laughed for a while and continued to take notes. Well, tomorrow would be a special day for her, and so he wanted to make her happy; the best day, of course. Goku took a spoon and dipped it in the batter and asked Cus to taste it, and she gave a thumb up. "Now, put the sponge in the oven and let it cook. Meanwhile, we will start making the frosting." Cus instructed. "I can't wait for this. Alright, I think only sweets aren't enough." Goku says. "Well then, let's do scallops and lamb." After thinking for a while, Cus came up with a three-course dinner. They had some fun while cooking and did not realize the woman of the day stood behind them.
"You seem to have some good time together, right? I hope you are doing well." She said, in a bitter tone.
"Oh, hello, darling. What brings you here?" Goku startled and asked his sister to hide everything behind them; he didn't want her to know yet. "Did you know that I called you 50 times? 50 TIMES! I thought you were busy doing your job as a King, but I was shocked to see you here with my sister. You two look like a married couple from a distance." Vados looked pissed and ready to murder anyone. Goku looked pale and tried to come up with a good reason, but he couldn't. He never saw her look this angry, and it scared him.
"How dare you cheat on me, Goku? How could you do this to me? What did I do wrong? Was two not enough for you? You promised me that you would never fall in love with any of my sisters, and now look at you. YOU LIAR." Vados never cried. She was always a strong, tough, and kind woman. When she married, she never allowed her tears to drop down; she didn't want Goku to think her as a weak person. But after seeing enough, her heart completely broke into pieces. "Don't cry. Calm down, love. I didn't and will never cheat on you. You misunderstood us." Goku held her hands and wiped off those salty drops; it hurt him to see his wife crying. It was so painful to watch her in that condition.
"Don't touch me with your filthy hands. It's over, Goku." Vados was going to leave him. No, this couldn't be. Goku hugged her right away, but all he received was nothing. She removed his hands off her body and walked away. "I asked Cus to help me prepare for your..."
"Your birthday." Cus finished the sentence for him.
Vados stopped walking.
"For real?" Her voice was shaking.
"Yes. I wanted it to be a surprise, but I guess I had no other option left." He smiled. And all of a sudden, she hugged him tightly. Strange, moments ago, she was like going to divorce him, and now she acted like a sweet wife to him. "I'm so sorry, honey. I thought you cheated on me. Please forgive me." And she cried again. Goku tapped her back and winked at Cus, who secretly left to give them some private time. And Goku sniffed her hair, a bad habit, his wives told him. But there was one more, and it smelled...
"NO, the sponge and the chocolate are burnt."
Back to the present, he's day-dreaming, and the young lady doesn't like that. She attacks him, and he dodges all of them WITHOUT looking at her. There's no way he can do that! Just what the hell is he?
"W-Whis...don't tell me." Beerus is sweating. The way that Saiyan moves...it can't be. It's impossible! How could a mortal achieve the state of gods? The Angel doesn't seem to surprise at all. Well, he's the King of All, after all. "Yes, Beerus-sama. It is." And Beerus screams in panic. Goku did it before him, and he had spent millions of years trying to do it but failed. Damn you, Goku.
"What are you talking about?" Krillin wonders what could cause the God of Destruction to behave like that. Whis explains that it's an ability in which it separates the body from the consciousness and allows a person to dodge any attack subconsciously. However, it is so hard that not even gods can master it.
"Ultra Instinct," Beerus finishes Whis' thoughts.
Krillin looks back to Goku, who continues to dodge Caulifla before he punches her in the gut. Goku...you are not human.