Past Link went out of the house carrying the baby.
Past Link: "I know the Louds have their 'ice cream tradition' where each new loud gets to pick their ice cream for the whole family to watch, but this is a day for you and me little buddy it's about time you try out your first ice cream, and don't tell anyone about this day, got it?"
Past Link went to his car and places the baby on the middle row, as he went to the steering wheel to start he realized something.
Past Link: "Dang it, forgot my keys, I'll be right beck"
As Past Link gets out of the car and goes in the house for a few minutes, he goes out of a house to see a portal opened up right above the car. Familiar hand with a bomb comes out, Past Link immediately reacted when he ran towards the car, but alas… He was too late.
The bomb exploded along with the car, Past Link looked at it with horror, he bend to his knees and face up into the sky.
Past Link: "NOOOOOOO!1"
Link and CD are still watching as the gromflomite only kept eating the sauce and Link didn't bother to look at it.
CD: "Ooh, that's nasty"
A few minutes have passed as Past Link only looked at the remains of his car, he then puts out a pen and started making something.
Past Link: "It's time to finish what I started!"
After it was complete Past Link grabbed his backpack, one of the things that survived the explosion and puts out alot of potions, along with a gun with an empty bottle. Past Link started mixing the potions and resulted a green liquid, he pour the green liquid into the empty bottle. Past Link lifts up the gun.
Past Link: "Holy sh** I- I did it"
Past Link activated the gun creating a portal and went through. Once he's gone Link and CD got out of their hiding place and walk to the explosion, with the the floor filled with some kind of math equation.
CD: "Is this it?"
Link: "It is, now hand me some of that szechuan sauce! I-I really need it right now"
CD: "Yeah… about that…"
Link: "You finished the sauce didn't you?"
CD: "You weren't kidding of how good it is, and I couldn't help myself"
Link(Still casual): "Alright, you might as well scan the formula, It-it-it's yours now"
CD puts out a scanner and scans the formula on the floor.
CD: "Well Link, it's nice doing business with you" *Activates watch* "Alright guys send me out"
*No respond*
CD: "Huh, weird…"
Link: "You like it, that formula you just scanned wasn't my portal recipe, it was a virus which allows me to take control your entire memory system"
CD: "Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows you can't change your memory"
Link: "True, but you can change little details about things you don't remember clearly, like I said the formula is way too complicated for you to understand"
CD: "Wait so that means-"
Link: *Opens his watch* "Alright boys, send me up"
CD: "Wait no-"
Link then disappear leaving CD in Links body causing Link's conscious into CD's body.
CD (Link): *Gets up from his chair* "Mission accomplished"
Gromflomite: "Congratulations Cornvelious Daniel, from this moment onward, you'll be able to gain access to out level 9 security"
CD (Link): "Always happy to help"
Gromflomite: *Puts out a paper* "Now here's all the info you need about level 9, it also has a specific instruction manual to hack into the entire system which our enemies would do to take us down and all"
CD (Link): "Well consider this not a bad choice Mr. Gromflomite"
Once Link grabbed the papers and is about to leave, the roof exploded revealing alot of Links coming in and killed everyone in the room even Links body. Link notices this and uses the helmet he's still wearing and shot a Link, moving his conscious out of CD into the other Link. The other Links decided to check on the Link.
Link Seal Team Member: "D-99 you okay?"
Without an answer Link immediately killed all the Links with one left, just as he is about to shoot the injured Link spoke.
Link Seal Team Member: "Wait-wait-wait, we have your Lincoln and Lori"
Link: "Gee, thanks"
Link shoots the remaining Link, he hops on the ship they left and escaped the Federal Prison.
Scene change
Lincoln and Lori are taken to the council of Links, discussing about their situation through trial.
Link IV: "…and you used an unauthorized portal gun so I sentence you to the machine of unspeakable doom"
Lori: "OBJECT!"
Lincoln: "Uh… Lori I don't think that's how it works"
Link IV: "Speak up, you guys have no lawyer"
Lori: "Let me just say F*** YOU! And all your sick sci-fi haircuts!"
The entire court is in shock, especially Lincoln, he knew how hard Lori can be, but up until the points she starts swearing might be too much.
Lori: "My Uncle may have alot of downsides, but he's still my Uncle and he helped go through my serious break-up, he showed me I can continue my life without needing my ex-boyfriend, you can arrest me if you want, but you don't need to take my brother" *Glares at Lincoln* "He never cared to get My Uncle back…"
Link IV turned to Lincoln.
Link IV: "Lincoln is this true?"
Lincoln looked around to see everyone in the room, even his own sister stare at hi waiting for an answer, he sigh as he needed to tell the truth.
Lincoln: "No…"
This left everyone in the room in shock, and Lori stared at him confused.
Lincoln: "I wanted the same thing as my sister I really do, b-but even if we can get him back, how will the whole family react, t-they're the ones who hate Link, I Never Did Okay!"
Lincoln shouted the last part and tears went out of his eyes, he then turned to his sister.
Lincoln: "When I said he abandoned us, I didn't mean it, and like you he also gave me hope in life. I never felt close with anyone in the family, and thanks to him well… I feel closer to you Lori…. and I mean that"
Lori smiled as a tear came out.
Lori: "Aww, Lincoln"
Link IV: "Wow, what a confession heartbreaking and all but, this doesn't changes things"
A couple of Link guards went in ready to escort the siblings to their punishment.
Scene change
In the control room of the citadel, the Links notice the seal team squad returning they decided to make contact but the ship didn't respond, one of the Links reads a message from the ship that he'll only talk to a Link whit higher clearance, The Commander in Chief Link grabs the communicator and proceeds to talk.
The moment he gets the communicator on his head, a little energy was blasted into him, he then immediately said the Link in that ship is a spy and tells the Links in the room to blow it up. The Commander in Chief Link, or Link leaves the room and heads into the portal room, where alot of Links seem to be containing a huge amount of portal fluid in the middle.
Commander in Chief Link (Link): "Hey uh… is this the controls that could teleport the entire Citadel?"
Teleportation worker Link: "Yeah, we make sure that no rogue Link manages to touch these or it'll end up real bad"
Commander in Chief Link (Link): "Now step aside as I make some changes here"
Link pushes the worker Link aside and messes with the controls causing the Citadel to teleport all the way to the same galactic prison Link was trapped in. All the Links in the room started to panic, as Link gets out of the room.
Scene change
Back at the courtroom, many Links and Lincolns retreated to either run or fight off the intruders but Lincoln, Lori and the Judges stays, but it doesn't stop he fact that they're panicking.
Link IV: "Alright everyone calm down, sure the Citadel may have accidentally got teleported to a galactic prison, but our job isn't done here" *Grabs Lori* "I'll take the Lori, you guys go play Link, paper, laser for the Lincoln"
The other Link judges placed out there hands, and among one of them is holding a remote confusing the other Links. That Link soon closed all the doors and pulls out his gun shooting all the Links. That Link is revealed to be Link (L-01), Lori and Lincoln seemed a bit happy.
Lori: "Uncle Link!"
Lincoln: "Link!"
Link: "Yeah, yeah great to see you as well" *Throws a gun to Lincoln* "Linc, shoot when you feel like it, and now"
Link walks up to Link IV.
Link IV: "Okay buddy, end of the Line! If you shoot, then my automatic self destruct mode will activate"
Link: "Good, that makes it easier then…"
Lori: "Uh Link? You do realize that might kill me as well"
Link only showed no emotions.
Link: "Whatever sweetie, it wouldn't be hard to replace you"
Lori: "I'm sorry what?!"
Link IV: "Man, you really thought your Link cares about you?"
Lori: "Yes!" *To Link* "I'm sure you're literally bluffing right?"
Link: "It's as serious as it gets" *Charges up gun*
Lori: "Crap, he's not bluffing HE'S NOT BLUFFING!"
Lincoln then prepares the gun struggling to aim at who.
Link: *To Lincoln* "Like I said, shoot whenever you feel like it!"
Lincoln: "I know, b-but you're an unpredictable guy, I-I wouldn't know who to shoot?"
Link IV: "Jesus your Lincoln's worst than I thought, he couldn't do a simple task"
Link: "Damn it Lincoln, y-you're humiliating in front of him, can't you think of anything right?"
Lori: "Uh… is this still about me or Lincoln?"
Link: *Still to Lincoln* "JUST SHOOT IT'S SIMPLE!"
Lincoln: "I'm not taking a chance!"
Link: "Well F*** you, you good for nothing piece of sh**, you do realize how hard you're making this!"
Lincoln: "I-I…"
Lincoln felt really down when Link kept ranting about how bad Lincoln is, soon he had enough and pulls the gun trigger, aimed to Link…
Link collapsed to the floor then Lincoln walks up to him and kicks him right in the crotch.
Lincoln: "There, I made my choice you happy?"
Lori: "Lincoln what the heck!?"
Link IV: *Let's go of Lori* "Oh man, that was sweet, Lincolns really have anger issues sometimes, well now that his gone how about we rap this up-"
A gunshot was heard, Link IV looks at his chest to see that he got shot, the shooter reveals to be Link still alive, but holding his crotch.
Link: "Bet you didn't see that coming"
Link IV: "F*** you Link…"
With that being his last words, Link IV collapsed with his life taken away.
Lori: "Uncle Link! But how?"
Link: "Simple trick, get Lincoln agitated enough to actually attack me, with a fake gun. A classic Link trick"
Lincoln: "Wow that's uh… brilliant" *Smiles awkwardly*
Link: "But seriously the part with the ball kicking, not part of the plan"
Lori: "Okay, we got you here now we should get out of here"
Link: "Not yet, I still have unfinished business with the government"
Link then went out of the building followed by Lincoln and Lori and into the prison, after a search through the hallways they found a control panel.
Link: "Now we're on level 9 access"
Link starts tampering with the
Lincoln: "Are you going to self destruct every prison there is in the universe?"
Lori: "Or… humiliate them through social media?"
Link: "If it's either of those things, they're bound to form back, I gotta make sure they never want a job here again by…."
A huge number one showed up on the screen in front of them, soon it changes to zero.
Lori: "Uh… what did you do?"
Link: "The reason people join here is just to gain money, soon once they aren't getting paid anymore everybody is wiling to quit, maybe start an angry mob or anything…"
Link shuts down the controls and puts out a portal gun creating a portal.
Link: "Okay you two time to head home, I think you had enough for one day"
With that the three head through the portal which led them to the garage, Link was pretty upset seeing it converted back to how it normally was.
Link: "Okay, okay this'll do, um… you two, f-fetch your mom I think it's about time we have this discussion"
Lincoln and Lori looked at each other with concern, they didn't know what is up, there's a reason why he only wanted mom to be there, she is one of the family members to actually still have some trust in Link, so whatever is gonna happen might make a huge impact to their lives, after sighing the siblings went into the house to find their mom.
Scene change
A few minutes have passed by, but no one noticed, currently the rest of the Loud Family except for Rita are currently having dinner in the dining room, they were fine until the last person wanted to see showed up.
Link: "Guess who's back baby?"
Everyone either spit out or choked their food looked upon looking, they were indeed in complete shock.
Lynn Sr: "Oh Link? You're back! Uh… H-How was prison?"
Link: "It was fun, I'm tellin ya, especially the part where I collapsed the entire government, it's gonna take more than prison to keep me away"
Lola: "Well great! Now we're stuck with you again!"
Lisa: "The chances of this happening was really slim, I never you had it in you"
Link: "Well you're in luck… Cause I'm moving out!"
Link reveals to be carrying alot of baggage, and suitcases.
Lynn Sr: "Wait, are you serious? Is this another trick or-"
Link: "It's real Lynn, I get it you don't want me around the house alot, saying I'm a complete menace to you and everything"
Lucy: "Oh, you heard that?"
Link: "Every word of it"
Lynn Sr: "Wow, Link I don't know what to say, I mean you're willing to move out for our family that's just…"
Lynn Sr then noticed two more kids behind Link, Lincoln and Lori who're also carry their own baggage and suitcases, the two sibling looked upon their father and they clearly don't look happy.
Lincoln and Lori(In unison): "Hey dad…"
Lynn Sr: "What the… Kids!?"
Lynn Sr couldn't believe what he's seeing, he looked at Link to saw him with an evil smirk.
Link: "So I'm done with everything here, now if you excuse me, I'll be moving out"
Link along with the two kids made their way to the front door, Lynn Sr however ran just in time standing between them and the door.
Lynn Sr: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you think you're doing?"
Link: "I'm leaving what possible explanation do you want?"
Lynn Sr: "And take some of my kids with you? I doubt they even want to be with you!"
Link: *Rolls his eyes* "Like you were even better…"
Lynn Sr: "Why you..!" *To the two kids* "You two don't force yourselves into this!"
He only received silence, the kids only frowned looking down, and everyone else we're just shocked, right when Lynn Sr was about to make a move he felt someone touch his shoulder, it was none other than his own wife. She didn't say anything at first, soon after taking a deep breath she finally spoke.
Rita: "Just let him do it Lynn! We already talked about it, and I think this is what's best for everyone…"
To be continued…
A/N: Finally finished with this chapter, I'm really glad that I was able to finish it, I didn't want this story to die out, and I've just finished my finals so I hope I can make more stories or chapters during my summer break. Next chapter might be short, so who knows it'll come at a short time I don't know, but anyways thank you for those who're still sticking with this story, I really appreciate it, and I hope to have better motivation to continue more often, see you later…
