A/N: Finally I finished this chapter up, sorry if it took too long I've been distracted with school, and everything else in my life, my motivation to write isn't as strong as it was in the past, I really apologize for those who waited for almost a year, but it's done now, hopefully you enjot, check out the end for an announcement.
The sun shines it's brightest on a deserted post apocalyptic planet, on the road the survivors do what's best to survive, they pretty much planned for any attack, but not an attack from 3 people from earth.
Link, Lincoln, and Lori, on a buggy seem to be chased by the survivors of the planet, Link is currently on the wheel, as for Lincoln he's on the back trying to take out the followers, unfortunately not so good at it.
Link: "LINCOLN, JUST SHOOT THE ONE WITH THE MOHAWK!"
Lincoln: "They all have Mohawks Link"
Lori: "Will you guys cut it out I'm trying to post this"
Lori on the passenger seat is posting a selfie of her with alot of bad guys behind her with the caption, #PostApocalypseAdventure.
Lincoln: "Lori, can you just put down your phone, and help me out here!"
Lori: "Wait up, it's hard to get enough signal around here"
Lincoln: "Our lives are at stake right now!"
Lori: "Well if it is, I can't miss this opportunity"
Link: "She's got a point there, we all should take our risks, can't miss any opportunity we got"
Lincoln: "Really Link?"
Lori: "Alright it's uploaded *Grabs a gun* Watch how the pro's do it"
Lori then took aim and with just one shot, she was able to knock out a buggy, which also stopped the other progressing buggys, causing a huge crash. Link stopped the buggy for the three to come out.
Link: "Wow Lori for the win, you really nailed this"
Lori: "I know"
Link(To Lincoln): "And Lincoln, what was that about? Jesus Christ, you've been on more adventures with me and you still can't shoot really right?"
Lincoln: "Well I was… You know what never mind"
Link: "Keep your game on though, we still gotta find Isotope 322, which should be down here somewhere"
Link puts out a portable shovel which extends to a big one, he digs the are and finds a green glowing crystal.
Lori: "Is that it?"
Link: "It really is Lori, *puts out portal gun* Now let's head back before more of them show up"
Right after he said that, alot more vehicles showed up surrounding the three, only one guy jumped down, he is wearing a metal mask hiding his face, and confronted the three. Lori puts out the gun preparing for the worst but the metal mask guy only bowed down.
Lori: "Uh, I'm sorry, what're you doing?"
?: "You have bested the elite squad, now a offer you an alliance"
The metal mask guy puts out his hand for a handshake.
Lincoln: "Is this really happening?"
Link: "Shh, I'm getting some readings on his vehicle"
Lori: "Sorry we're not interested, so why don't you just take your little wieners, so we can-"
Link pulled Lori in to whisper to her.
Link: "Wait, t-they have a bigger crystal with them*Points at the top of the vehicle with a bigger green crystal* you should ask him for it"
Lori nodded, then gets back to the conversation.
Lori: "Excuse me, what is that thing on your car?"
?: "It is our glowing rock, we keep it as a symbol to our tribe that there are no gods"
Lori: "So… anyone within the tribe can just take it or anything?"
?: "Yeah, pretty much"
Lori: "Well in that case, I'm proud to forge an alliance with you, Mr…"
Hemorrhage: "Hemorrhage"
Lori: "Got it"
With that done everyone went to a nearby camp, Link kept his focus on the rock, Lori who seemingly takes an interest of their new friend, and Lincoln is just thinking…
The green crystal is placed on a podium, and Link still kept his eye on it.
Link: "Great, we just need a distraction and snatch that bad boy"
Link takes a look around and finds a ringer.
Link: "H-hey, w-what's that thing over there?"
Survivor: "That is our blood dome, we use it for endless battle against anyone or even our own kind to grow stronger"
Link: "Well… *Pulls Lincoln in* My nephew here wants to try it out"
Lincoln: "Link? What are you-"
Link: "Oh what's that Lincoln? You think you can beat all these P*ss*es to death, well you're in luck"
Survivor: "Then we shall wait for your arrival" *Blows horn*
Everyone on the camp hears the horn sound and sets off to the Blood Dome.
Lincoln: "Okay they're distracted, just grab your crystal and go!"
Link: "We can't, we have to make it look real!"
Lincoln: "WHAT!? I don't wanna do this, these people eat each other Link, I-I-I won't survive this, I-"
Link: "Will you relax? I'm already aware of that"
Link leads Lincoln to a nearby broken van, with some arms at the back, Link takes out a device.
Link: "This device extracts and redistributes muscle memory"
Link uses the device on an arm, the arm inflates, and Link gives the Muscle Memory to Lincolns arm, soon Lincoln has 1 buffed arm.
Lincoln: "Oh god!"
Link: "Great now we just need some for your other arm"
Link tries to get the Muscle memory from another arm, but Lincoln somehow swiped the device of his hands.
Link: "Hey!"
Lincoln: "That wasn't me"
Lincoln's arm then does an uppercut on Link knocking him up into the sky.
Link: "AAAAHHHHH… *Hits the ground* Muscle memory, I always wondered why they call it that"
Lincoln's arm then takes Lincoln away into the Blood dome.
Lincoln: "Ah, Link how do I stop this thing..!"
Link: "Good luck out there kiddo!" *Gives thumbs up*
Lincoln arrived at the Dome where many people are cheering, the boy gulped when he meets his challenger, who seemed like a guy who's been in many fights.
Challenger #1: "Let's get this over with, boy!"
The challenger then set his mark ready the Headbutt the kid, Lincoln shielded with his other arm preparing for the impact, but to his surprise nothing happen, Lincoln took a glance and horrified of what his seeing, his opponent got his head crushed by his bare palm.
Lincoln: "Ahhh, I-I'm sorry, th-th-th-that wasn't me!"
His buffed arm then starts taunting the audience, causing one of them to enter the Dome.
Challenger #2: "You're going down!"
The Opponent puts out a sword, and attempts to slice the victim, Lincoln dodge right before he got hit, and before he know it, the arm grabbed the sword and sliced the second challenger. The little boy felt horror as the body was sliced in half, soon more than 1 challengers enter the dome, the arm drops the sword and puts Lincoln in an angle where it's like he's doing a one arm exercise with the muscle, the arm uses it self as a spring and bounces Lincoln to the roof of the dome, going back down with the fist making contact with the ground making a powerful impact at the center, causing all the challengers to flinch, giving time for the arm to grab one of them and swinging him as a giant hammer to eliminate the rest of them, Lincoln gives himself a minute to catch his breath.
Lincoln: "You know what? I think I'm starting to get the hang of this, it feels less bad then what I had to go through with my family, I guess?"
The Arm gave the boy a thumbs up and taunts more of the audience.
Scene Change
Lori enters a bedroom, seemingly with alot of dangerous stuff on an apocalypse, he finds the tribe leader on his desk working on a plan for their next attack.
Lori: "So… what do you guys do around here?"
Hemorrhage: "We Survive, long ago we used to live in peace and harmony, one day a giant rock strike our home land, many of us were lost, and the remaining ones split into different tribes and now we fight each other to survive"
Lori: "Wow pretty dark, I think I can kinda relate, my life was great before the announcement that I didn't get into collage struck on me, now I split up with the rest of the family, I know it literally sounds soo different, but I hope you get the gesture"
Hemorrhage: "No it's fine, I guess we both lost something on one day"
Lori: "You're telling me, oh by the way, what's behind that mask of yours?"
Hemorrhage: "NO, it is forbidden, anyone who sees behind this mask they never live to see another day"
Lori: *Sigh* "It's okay, take your time"
Lori made her way to the door, as she touched the doorknob she looked back and seeing the masked person looked at her, on that moment they paused until Hemorrhage spoke up.
Hemorrhage: "I have a classified mission tomorrow, nobody knows but me, how about I take you along with me?"
Lori:*Smile* "It's a date!"
Lori left the room and the masked person went right to his bed screaming on his pillow.
Hemorrhage: "Well that was easy"
Scene change
Link manage to take the rock and had time to replace it with a replica, once he finished he waited for his kids, but they seem to be taking their time longer than necessary, with the sky on the urge to reach nightfall, he finds the two kids walking to his direction.
Link: "Alright kids, I got the rock, we can go home now"
Link activates a portal with the portal gun, he wanted to let the kids go through first but they seemed like they didn't want to.
Link: "Uhh kids, it's time to go!"
Lori: "Yeah about that…"
Lincoln: "We both plan on staying here for a while"
Link: "What!? You actually have no business here whatsoever"
Lori: "Well… I actually fall for the masked guy, I don't know how it happen, but he seemed really hot"
Lincoln: "And I got used to my new arm, we've been fighting at the dome all day, while it does all the fighting, I talk about my whole situation with it, and to my surprise, he's actually a good listener"
The arm gives a thumbs up.
Link: "A fighting arm therapist? A new Boyfriend? When we started our new lives, it meant for us to be a new family, just an Uncle with his 2 kids"
Lori: *Blushes*"I never said he was my boyfriend"
Link: "You two wanted a new start, and this place just isn't healthy for that"
Lincoln: "But what do you know? It's working out for the both of us"
Link: "Just, ugh, get in the portal!"
Lori: "We will Uncle Link, just, just not today"
With that said the kids started to take their leave, but Link still called up to them.
Link: "I have the portal gun you know, I can leave you stranded here and never come back!"
The two didn't bother to look back.
Link: "Y-your mother wanted to make sure you're home tomorrow, sh-she's gonna check in on you!"
Lori(Not looking back): "Not our problem"
Link: "I'll give you until a count of three, 1…,2…,3…"
Link then rushed into the portal hoping they would follow him, unfortunately the kids are now further away, Link gives up and closes the portal.
Lincoln: "I can't believe we pulled that off"
Scene change
The next day at Link's house, Rita walked up to the main door and gives a little knock, Link opens the door.
Rita: "Hey Link, I'm just here to check on the kids, Lynn's been worried about them ever since they left"
Link: "Oh right, I'll fetch 'em for you"
Link quickly rushes into a certain room and suddenly Lincoln and Lori came out of the room, they seem to look like robots but Rita didn't notice the difference.
Rita: "Hey kids how's it going?"
Robot Lori: "It's fine Mom, We are Literally having, The most fun, O-M-Gosh, I am having fun right now"
Robot Lincoln: "Yeah, What She Said, I have, Just, Finished Watching, New, Season, Of, aaaaaa"
Rita: "You mean Arggh? Well at least you two are enjoying it, I just hope Lynn can calm down, alright I'll see you later kids"
Robot Lori: "Goodbye, Mother"
Rita left the house
Link: "Well that was close…"
Scene change
A week has passed and neither Lori or Lincoln wanted to go home yet, Lori somehow got her way around Hemorrhage she might be into the guy in a way, and Lincoln only kept fighting anyone who dares opposes him and his arm.
In the middle of the battle, Lincoln felt a bit more tired and killing people does't seem to get areaction out of him anymore, he figured they could use a break…
Lincoln: "Alright time out big guy"
The arm flattened.
The white haired boy found a seat for him to rest on.
Lincoln: "Man, I feel so flattered, It's like all my horrified and angry emotions somehow blasted out everytime you throw a punch"
The arm nodded.
Lincoln: "As much as I want this to continue, this doesn't seem like something that would last forever"
The buffed arm suddenly rose up and starts taking Lincoln somewhere.
Lincoln: "Whoa there! Easy big guy! Where are you taking me?"
After a short walk Lincoln finds himself on top of a hill, the arm soon pointed towards a castle in the distance.
Lincoln: "That is one huge castle there, what do you want to do over there?"
The arm puts out a huge punch to the ground, spending time with a sentient arm makes the boy learn a lot of sign language, and Lincoln figured that there must be unfinished business in the castle.
Lincoln: "So you want to kill someone in that castle, and after that's done you'll finally rest"
The arm nodded.
Lincoln: "Well if that's what you want, who am I to say no, you've helped me with through all my troubles, it's time I pay you back"
Scene change
Lincoln, figures he needs a ride if he wants to ever reach the castle, so he came to Lori, hoping either she or Hemorrhage would lend him a ride.
Lincoln reaches the place and knocks on the bedroom door, that's where they've been staying, after the knock he swore he can hear sounds in there, like really weird sounds, he knocks once again until the sound stop. After a bit of silence someone finally spoke.
Lori: "Uh… who is it?"
Lincoln: "It's me Lori, you okay in there?"
Lori: "Don't worry little bro, I'm alright me and Hemorrhage have been uh…-"
Hemorrhage: "TRAINING, that's right we've been sparring for the last couple of weeks"
Lincoln: "O…kay, well do you mind if I borrow one of you cars, I-it's really important"
Hemorrhage: "Whatever kid they're at the back and the keys should be near the torture hall"
Lincoln: "Oh uh… thanks, you two can uh, get back at whatever you're doing"
Lincoln makes haste not wanting to know whatever his sister has been up to.
Lori: "You guys literally have a torture hall?"
Hemorrhage: "If it's okay with you then I'm taking you there right now"
Lori: "Oh totes"
Scene change
Lincoln arrives at the castle as he reached the front gates, Lincoln with the help of his arm climbs up one of the watch towers, as he reaches the top the arm points at a window and Lincoln tries to get a better view of what he's looking at.
It was a guy…
Having a bath…
Lincoln wanted to say some final words.
Lincoln: "Is that the guy you wanted to kill?"
The arm nodded
Lincoln: "Alright then…"
Lincoln used a wire that led into the window, the buffed arm boy quietly approach the bathtub upon reaching Lincoln awkwardly watches the guy relaxing.
?: "Oh yessss, that's more like it"
Lincoln showed himself in front of him, startling the guy, he stood up for a brief conversation.
?: "What do you want kid? I'll have you know that my days of slavery are over, and I have turned over a new leaf"
The buffed arm clenched its fist punching the guy who fell into the tub.
Slaveowner: "WAIT! Please, I may have not changed my name out of Slaveowner, but I swear Slavery is a life I left behind"
Lincoln: "Hey man it's not me you have to talk to, It's this thing right here"
The arm then started choking him.
Slaveowner: "No… That… Strength… *Chokes* It… Cannot… Be…"
Lincoln watches as the guy slowly meets his demise. Slaveowner's now lifeless body falls into the tub leaving it dead inside.
Lincoln: "I guess that's it then… Thanks for everything buddy, I hope we both can have our happy times"
The arm placed a hand on Lincoln's shoulder, patting it. The arm slowly shrinks returning to normal size, a Lincoln takes a hold of it when tears came out.
It's gone, Lincoln makes a little sigh and prepares to leave…
But finds something he wouldn't expect to see, he should've known this was coming.
Link is sitting at the corner of the room, clearly drunk as he takes another chug from his flask.
Link: "No… no… keep going, pretend I'm not here… *Burps* just…"
Lincoln: *Sigh* "It's done Link, I can go home now"
Scene change
Priest: "…And let their bloods become one, for all of eternity until their very demise, I now declare you Husband and Wife"
Lori along with Hemorrhage, no longer wearing his helmet have their lips sealed together and the guests of the planet shoot up their guns into the sky. Lincoln along with Link, claps as they watch.
Lincoln: "I guess she gets her happy ending here after all, I'm happy for her"
Link: "Yeah, *Burps* A happy ending…"
1 Month later…
In a peaceful neighbourhood of the planet, Lori whose riding a buggy parks it to what seems to be her house, Lori took out the groceries which consists of human meat, and waves at her neighbours. Upon entering she finds her husband watching TV(Seemingly built by Link) and slacking off, Lori took her anger out on him.
Lori: "Are you watching TV again!? I LITERALLY HAD 20 ASASSINS ATTEMPTING TO KILL ME!"
Hemorrhage: "Oh d-did they kill you?"
Lori: "What are you saying? I'm still right here!"
Hemorrhage: "Ah rats!"
Lori: "HEY! Maybe you should stop trying wish me dead and start helping out around the house a little!"
Hemorrhage: "Not gonna happen, I am sick of you always telling me what to do"
Lori: "Oh isn't killing people literally what you do to survive! That's what I Hoped for us to do, TOGETHER!"
Hemorrhage: "I'm done with all that sh*t! It's about time I watch TV and think about… Stuff!"
Lori: "Ugh, you are literally impossible, I can't believe I'm married to a guy like you"
Hemorrhage: "Well I regret that day of our Marriage"
Lori: "I regret the day we've ever met!"
In one of the rooms, Lincoln is only playing his game portable game console, he is getting worried of what's happening in the middle room.
Link is also there just waiting for something also smoking a cigarette.
Lincoln: "So uh… What do we do now?"
Link: "We wait…"
As if something just happened Link stood up and heads out, followed by Lincoln. Outside Lori is seen, throwing away things that seemed like her wedding gifts into a fire she set up.
Lori: "TAKE EVRYTHING ELSE, AND WE'RE DONE!"
Hemorrhage(Inside the house): "Fine by me!"
Lori filled with anger took some huge breaths until they became small after one final breathe she looked at Link and Lincoln and spoke to them normally.
Lori: "Okay, lets go home!"
Link: "Huh, a lot faster than I predicted, but no *Burps* deal"
Lincoln: "Hey Lori, how do you feel?"
Lori: "Like I pulled out every bad emotion to this so called life on this planet, and other than that, I feel better even after moving out from Mom and Dad, guess to forget such a tragedy was to experience something worse than it"
Lincoln: "Good for you"
Link: "Well that's a wrap then now lets go before your parents find out I replaced all three of us with robots"
Link activates a portal and jumps in, Lincoln and Lori smiled just before they hopped in and follow.
A/N: Well that's done, now I can officially confirm that this story will now be on hiatus for a while, I've been bored with this story for a bit and I wanted to focus on finishing my other projects which are shorter that this, don't worry I won't give up on this, but don't expect a new chapter coming in super soon, but expect that I'm going to create a QnA chapter soon, which hopefully wouldn't take too long, if you guys have any questions, feel free to leave it in the reviews, anyways that's all. See you next time!
