Guest-thanks for review it sounded like you put a lot of thought into it and it's nice to know you believe in me, although I like writing with colons.

PCJanto- I'm glad you liked the first two chapters.

Ianto wobbled a little and tried not to fall. The room was too cold and it wouldn't stop spinning. He looked up at Jack or rather Jacks. He couldn't remember the two other Jacks coming maybe they weren't Jack,maybe Jack had two twin brothers he hadn't told him about or they were clones. The three Jacks or brothers looked concerned for some reason.

"Why are there three of you?"Ianto asked.

"There aren't,"Jack replied."Ianto are you OK?"

"I'm fine,"Ianto said. It was the bloody room's fault if it would only stop spinning for one moment he could regain his balance. Jack find his walked over to his barely standing Welshman and put his hand gently onto Ianto's forehead.

"Your burning up,"Jack said.

"No I'm not,"he said. Ianto wasn't going to let Jack send him home regardless of whether or not there were three Jacks.

"Yes you are your the hottest thing in this room,next to me of course," he said with a wink. "And your going home even if I have to carry you there myself which by the look at you I probably will."

"I'm not sick I just need the room to stop spinning,"Ianto insisted.

"Carried home it is then,"Jack said and he scooped Ianto- who was really trying to put up a fight-up in his arms and carried him bridal style downstairs.

"I'm really glad that there's only one of you!"

"Your feverish Yan,you don't know what your saying."

"Yes I do!"Ianto tried to punch Jack but he was too weak to really hurt the immortal but it did make carrying him difficult so Jack decided to carry him over his shoulder instead.

Ianto:at least get your hand off my ass!

Eventually they reached outside of the hub which was when Jack heard the familiar sound of the TARDIS and then saw the Doctor go out and say "Why are you kidnapping that poor man?"

"I'm not kidnapping him," Jack said.

"Yes you are!" Ianto said.

"It certainly looks and sounds like your kidnapping him," the Doctor said, "you even have him slumped over your shoulder.

"He's sick but he won't admit it and go home so I'm carrying him," Jack said. "I tried carrying him bridal style but he kept punching my face."

"I am not sick!" Ianto said. Although if he was the blood rushing to his head certainly wouldn't help.

"So you are kidnapping him?" the Doctor asked.

"OK fine I'm kidnapping him," Jack admitted, "but I have a good reason. It's not my fault he's stubborn."

Ianto could feel the blood rushing to his head making him even dizzier."I think I'm going to be sick."

"Your already are sick," Jack said.

Ianto barfed all over Jack's backside."Now do you believe that your sick?"Jack demanded.

Ianto groans."Take me home."

"I can fly you there in my TARDIS," the Doctor said.

"I don't think that's safe,"Jack never doubted The Doctor before but then again he also never had to make sure a sick Ianto got home safely before."What if ends up in the wrong place?I'll just drive him Doctor."

"Don't I get a say in this?" Ianto asked. Ill or not he'd like to see the inside of the TARDIS.

"Bye Jack and bye...I'm sorry but I never got your name," the Doctor said.

"Jones,Ianto Jones."

"See you around Jones,Ianto Jones." And so The Doctor left in his TARDIS and Jack managed to get Ianto home and tucked into bed.

Which version of the Doctor showed up is up to you. Doctor was originally going to say "why are you kidnapping your fiancee?" because I have an AU in my head in which The Doctor shows up a lot later to pick up Jack and when he shows up Jack and Ianto are engaged but that one sentence might have made this drabble confusing although "why are you kidnapping your fiancee" would have probably been more funny.