It was late at night, and Davies Hopps entered his bedroom. Where his wife, Anna was lying in wait for him in something silky and scandalous. "Come on in Davy boy..."
"YES!" Davies leaped into the bed and began tenderly kissing her all over her-
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"Remind me again why we're spending our vacation time picking lemons?" Nick asked his wife.
"Look, mom and dad thought that adding lemon trees to the crop was a good idea," Judy said as she put some lemons in a basket. "Honestly, it could work but they overplanted." She looked out at the rest of the family picking lemons from the trees.
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"YES!" Anna moaned as Davies continued-
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By the end of the day. Nick was exhausted, while Judy was just starting to sweat. "My stars, Nick you look terrible!" Bonnie said.
"Look, I know you're not my type... can't even finish the wisecrack," Nick said in exhaustion.
"You've more than earned a glass of lemonade," Bonnie said to her fox son-in-law.
"What about me?" Stu said.
"What about you?" Bonnie said coldly as she went to get the lemonade.
"Ouch... still bitter about the whole 'Anna is a Vampire' thing?" Nick asked.
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Anna was practically soaked in sweat. "NOW COMES THE-
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"Look, mom," Judy said as her mother squeezed some lemons. "Dad shouldn't have lied. But don't you think you should be the bigger bunny and forgive him?"
"When he apologizes, and not a minute sooner," Bonnie said. Her ear then twitched. "Huh... Judy, I have a strange feeling that Davies is doing something with Anna he shouldn't be doing."
"Mom, they're married," Judy said.
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"YES! OH YES!" Anna screamed as Davies-
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"Look, if all Bonnie is angling for is an apology. Why not?" Nick asked.
Stu just sighed. "I just want to put that part of my life behind me. And Bonnie doesn't seem to understand the kind of dangers dad would drag me and my siblings into almost weekly. If it wasn't some long-lost treasure, it was a lost city, a specific relic, or a mythic creature... and at every other turn. She'd be there."
"Still pining for Anna?" Nick asked cautiously.
"I suppose... I love Bonnie to the moon and back. But Anna was the first doe I was ever sweet on." Stu said. "And she just outed herself as an EX-Vampire at her wedding."
"Trust me when I say that lies breed like... germs," Nick said.
"You can say rabbits," Stu said in resignation. "None of that PC hraka." His ear started twitching. "And this can only mean one thing... and I owe some mammals a lot of money."
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"WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN?!" Loki screamed as he burst into the bedroom. "WE CAN HEAR THIS RACKET IN MIDDENGARD!"
Davies and Anna covered themselves up. "I... how?" Davies said in disbelief.
"All you need to know is that Nidhogg is a light sleeper. And somehow he could hear... EVERYTHING that's been going on in here!" Loki said. "And when Nidhogg damages half of Vallhalla because he can't sleep. Thor makes this sort of thing my problem!"
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"Bonnie... I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth about me and Anna." Stu said to his wife. "I just didn't know if you'd believe me if I told you she was a Vampire-"
Bonnie just shushed her husband. "I think that apology more than deserves some lemonade."
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Nick and Judy arrived home to Zootopia by train. They were greeted by a clearly exhausted Davies and Anna. "What the heck did you two do while we were out of town?" Nick said in disbelief.
"Let's just say... we had a second honeymoon," Anna said.
Judy rolled her eyes. "Oh don't be coy. Mom and dad's ears twitched. That only happens... well you know what that means, so just spill the details."
"Not. Here." Davies said.
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"-so we had to keep it down after that," Anna said, finishing the story of the lurid details of their escapades.
Nick's mouth was wide open in disbelief. While Judy just tilted her head in confusion. "I... how could you have woken up a dragon in another plane of existence?"
"Honestly, I think Loki made that part up," Davies said. "Anyway, that's why we've been walking with limps."
"Nick, close your mouth," Judy said, not empathizing with the sheer shock that her husband went through.
Then Nick stood up from his chair and shouted. "I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!"
Authors Note: If you haven't guessed by now... the entire joke is that this is the sixty-ninth chapter. I apologize to everyone who was offended... and you have my undying scorn if you badger me to go into detail about what exactly Anna and Davies did.