I remember reading somewhere that cats sleep up to fourteen hours a day.

"EEEEE!" Martha shreiked. The Doctor rushed into the room.

"What's going on?" he asked. "Who's attacking?"

"This is just too cute!" Martha exclaimed as she pointed to Jack and Ianto. Ianto had cat ears and a cat tail a problem that the Doctor had yet to solve and Ianto sometimes doubted that the time lord was really trying to fix the problem.

"All their doing is lying on the couch," the Doct pointed out, not understanding what the big deal was.

"It was cuter when they were sleeping!"

Jack and Ianto still lay on the couch,although thanks to Martha they were no longer sleeping. Ianto was lying on top of Jack who had one hand on one of Ianto's cat ears and the other hand on Ianto's waist. Ianto's 's cat tail was still curled around Jack's leg and he had purred a bit in his sleep. He hissed angrily at Martha which she found cute as well.

"By the way before I forget again I remembered how much people petting your ears annoyed you and I found you a hat,"Jack said and he got a WWII Captain's hat out of this coat (which shouldn't have been possible but maybe Jack's pockets were bigger on the inside) and he put the hat on Ianto's head.

"But this hat suits your outfit better and the TARDIS has a wardrobe you didn't have to get me a hat," Ianto pointed out. He did like the hat though.

"I know but it looks adorable on you."

"I'm not sure if I trust your fashion advice anymore after all you did think that I looked amazing in a wedding dress."

"You did look amazing in a wedding dress!"

"You two got married?" the Doctor asked. "Why wasn't I invited?"

"No he just got stuck in a wedding dress. It's a long story," Jack replied. Then he looked back to Ianto and said "You know if it was up to me everyone would be a lot more fashionable."

"If it was up to you everyone would be naked," Ianto said.

"Yeah they would." He gave a dirty smile at that thought.

Ianto scowled. "Don't imagine everyone naked while I'm lying on top of you."

Jack pouted. "Oh you and your rules."

"I'm going to leave before this conversation gets anymore disturbing," the Doctor said, "none of you scream unless there's real danger. Come on Martha let's give them some alone time." So he left the room and so did Martha but she was very reluctant to of course.

"I still say you look adorable,"Jack told Ianto who purred in response.