The trio ran for the next carriage as a robotic hand reached for them.

"YOU CANNOT [[H I D E]]!"

Hat Kid slammed the sliding door behind her and realized it was a mistake.

Inside the carriage were about twenty Twitter users. They glowered at the trio and started to walk toward them. Hat Kid grabbed her hat and it transformed into the winged cap with the badge. The scooter appeared in a puff of smoke and she drove it straight through the group of Twitter users, knocking them out the windows or into the seats. Suddenly the carriage lurched forward, sending the children flying as a robotic hand smashed through a window and groped for the children. Suddenly Hat Kid's phone started to ring again.

"Incognito has told me that someone has taken over the controls of the train," Susie explained in a panicked tone, "You're going to have to get to the cab and stop whoever is doing this."

"But the entire train is infested with Kyle's goons!" shouted Hat Kid as she duck just in time to avoid Spamton's hand. The trio hurried to the next carriage to see that it was filled with spambots and several Discord Moderators. They let out horrible noises as they charged but Mono managed to slam the door shut before any of them could get through. Isaac pulled out a bomb and threw it at the window that Spamton's arm was emerging from. The wall exploded to reveal Spamton Neo whose triumphant expression turned to shock. Hat Kid turned on the accelerator and jumped off the scooter as it ran into him and sent the robot spiraling off the train.

"We can't get through the carriages," yelled Mono, "There are too many of them inside."

Isaac let out a gurgle and rushed towards the ruined section of the carriage. There was a ladder.

"Isaac," exclaimed Hat Kid, "You're a genius."

"But that thing is outside," spluttered Mono.

"We don't really have a choice do we?" said Hat Kid as she and Isaac started climbing up the ladder to the roof of the train. Mono reluctantly followed. The wind rushing through Hat Kid's ears was deafening. She kept her hand on her hat as it threatened to fly off. The trio started to make a run for the front of the train but Spamton suddenly dropped from the ceiling and landed in front of them, causing the train to shudder.

"YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU LITTLE [[sponges]]!" cackled Spamton as his glasses flashed pink and yellow, "[[Hyperlink blocked]] SENDS ITS [[L O V E]]! BUT YOU ALL ARE STILL OWED YOUR [[Discounted at Half-price]]!"

"Go away Spamton!" shouted Hat Kid.

"NO USE [[Well-wishing]] ME AWAY!" sneered Spamton, "YOU CAN'T [[hit end-call]]! YOU [[signed the contract]]! YOU DID THIS!"

"This is not your fight. It never was."

"HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO [[call my shots]] WHEN I HAVE [[no freedom]]!" shrieked Spamton as he pounded his fist into the train, causing it to shudder again, "WE ARE ALL [[attachments]] TO [[Silly Strings]] WHETHER WE [[like or dislike]]! TOYS TO GODS!"

"BUT YOU... YOU!" roared Spamton as he pointed at Mono, before his voice turned soft, "You are different. You aren't just pulled on by a god. You pulled by two. You are the knot in the middle! IN THE MIDDLE OF A [[squid game]]!"

Spamton let out a hysterical cackle, his hands pulled at his hair.

"IT [[hurts]] DOESN'T IT! YOU ARE BEING PULLED APART! BUT WE ALL [[CAN'T DO ANYTHING]]! WE ALL JUST FOLLOW ALONG!"

Spamton let out a shriek and Kyle's goons started to crawl out from the windows to the roof of the train.

"I CHANGED MY MIND!" sneered Spamton, "YOU ARE BETTER OF [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]] [[free]]!"

Lasers exploded out of Spamton's glasses, and all hell broke loose. Hat Kid jumped just in time and swung her umbrella, knocking a Twitter user off the train. A Spambot tried to charge at her but she kicked it away. Isaac started shooting Discord Mods off the train with tears. Spamton let out a screech and swooped, hands outstretched towards Mono. But something happened. Spamton started to slow down as if the air around him turned thick like mud. Suddenly Spamton sprung backward like a wound-up spring. The subway tunnel bent and contorted from the force. Spamton regarded Mono with shock then swooped again, Mono held up his hand and the air started to glitch. The train started to contort inwards, making a swarm of Spambots slip off. Spamton slowed down again as if he was pushing against a spring then was shot back, this time slamming into the walls of the tunnel, sparks and bits of metal flew everywhere. A Discord Mod charged a Mono but Hat Kid rammed it off with her scooter and ran over to him.

"Are you okay?" asked Hat Kid as she held Mono by his shoulders. He was breathing heavily. The effort must have drained him of much of his strength.

"Since when could you do that?"

"I don't know..." panted Mono, "I just remembered..."

"Don't give up on me now," said Hat Kid sternly. Mono nodded then pointed at something behind Hat Kid. She turned around and screamed.

It was Jinx. Except it wasn't Jinx. Her eyes glowed a harsh blue light that bled with a putrid yellow and purple sludge. Above her head was a user name tag. She had her minigun pointed straight at Hat Kid and started to rev up. Suddenly she was blasted off the train. She hit the subway wall with so much force there was nothing left but a yellow and purple stain. Hat Kid looked at Mono who was passed out. He was out cold

"Mono!" yelled Hat Kid as she shook him. She saw a bunch of copies of Jinx crawl out of the train. There were other characters. Lux, Morgana, Flora, Lulu, Garen. They all had that sludge leaking out of their glowing eyes. Hat Kid finally realized what they were. League of Legend players. It wasn't a surprise they were working for the embodiment of toxicity now. Now with the increasing number of Twitter users, Discord Mods, and Spambots crawling out the windows and onto the roof, they will be overwhelmed.

"OH [[lookie]] HERE!" shrieked Spamton, "THE [[BIG SHOT]] IS NOW ALL [[SHOT]]!"

Isaac ran to Hat Kid, who seemed to be out of items. They were surrounded by more than a hundred goons. Spamton landed next to the trio, making the train shudder.

"I'LL BE TAKING THE [[boy]]!" sneered Spamton as he reached for Mono. A sudden movement caught Hat Kid's eye. Isaac had a bra in his hand and threw it at Spamton. The robot shrieked in disgust and launched backward, knocking some of the goons off the train. Isaac ran forward with the bra and jumped on Spamton who flailed and shrieked in fear. The pair became a blur of pink and yellow as Spamton Neo tried to shake off the child. Hat Kid summoned her scooter again and put Mono in the backseat as the mob rushed forward. Hat Kid thumbed the accelerator as hard as she could and they speed off, ramming into a pair of Discord Mods. Hat Kid drew out her umbrella and smacked anyone who was at her side while running over anyone in her way.

"GET IF OFF!" shrieked Spamton in the distance, "GET THIS [[Fifty percent off]] [[woman's accessories fourth floor]] OFF ME!"

Spamton slammed himself into the train, making it lurch to the side. Isaac clung madly to Spamton's wing, still holding the bra. Hat Kid continued to drive forward. Soon she was at the front of the train. The goons were chasing after her, yelling obscene slurs.

Hat Kid jumped off her scooter as it disappeared in a puff of smoke. She slung Mono over her back, hooked the handle of her umbrella on a metal rung and jumped. The umbrella managed to support their weight as Hat Kid swung down and smashed through the window of the cab, surprising a Twitter user that was manning the controls. Hat Kid ducked down, stuck her leg out, and spun around in a tight circle, knocking the Twitter user off its feet. Hat Kid placed Mono down gently and grabbed the Twitter User and threw it out of the smashed window. Hat Kid then concentrated on the controls. There were too many of them. Bandwith, Router, Transmitter. All the names were running over her head. Hat Kid's phone started to ring again.

"Have you reached the cab yet?" asked a voice, it wasn't Susie, it was Incognito, "Please answer me."

"Yes I have," muttered Hat Kid, "But I have no idea how all this works."

"I figured," said Incognito sarcastically, "The console has been corrupted by Kyle. You're going to have to manually restart it. There should be a red button on your left. Press that and you will begin the restart procedure."

Hat Kid spotted the red button and pressed it. The lights on the train switched off.

"You have just cut off the power from the train. The train wheels will still be running for a few minutes at the most. You need to follow my instructions quickly or the train will stop and you will be stuck on loading for a long time."

"So what do I do?" said Hat Kid exasperatedly.

"There should be a compartment under the console which has the controls for the portal function. Since you cut the power, it's now safe to access. Do you see it?"

Hat Kid saw it. She opened the hatch and saw that the inside was a bunch of wires and a bunch of occupied USB ports.

"Unplug everything," said Incognito, "There should be something that doesn't belong in there."

Hat Kid pulled everything out.

"What am I looking for?" yelled Hat Kid before she noticed footsteps walking towards the cab. Hat Kid looked through the peephole and saw hordes of Discord Mods making their way towards the door. Hat Kid let out a yelp and barricaded the door with a chair.

"What's going on there?' shouted Incognito, "Did you get distracted?"

"Nothing!" said Hat Kid as she rushed back to the console. She saw something. A small USB among the wires. She grabbed it and threw it out the window.

"I got rid of it!" yelled Hat Kid before the entire cab lurched to the side. Hat Kid almost went out the broken window if she didn't hold onto the door. She watched helplessly as Mono's unconscious body hit the ceiling and then fell back down. Hat Kid looked outside and saw Spamton NEO flailing around, attempting to claw a maternity pad off his face with Isaac holding onto his strings.

"Hat Kid!" yelled Incognito, "You're almost done! Now plug everything back in where it was before."

"I forgot where they are supposed to go!"

"They are color-coded you dumb bitch," yelled Incognito. Hat Kid sighed and plugged back everything with their matching colors.

"Great. Now press the red button again."

Hat Kid reached for the red button but then a greasy hand grabbed her arm. Hat Kid looked up and saw a Discord Mod leering at her.

"You have been a sussy baka," sneered the Discord Mod, revealing yellow and uneven teeth, "Time for your punishment..."

Hat Kid screamed. Suddenly Spamton NEO smashed into the side of the cab, and Isaac leaped through the smashed window. The Discord Mod tripped and knocked its head on the console. It was out cold.

"What happening?"

Hat Kid glanced at Mono who was just waking up. Hat Kid grabbed her hat which changed into a witch's hat and she lobbed a flurry of potion bottles at the doorway, exploding a swarm of Spambots and Twitter users.

"Hat Kid!" screamed Incognito from the phone, "The button!"

Hat Kid almost forgot and pressed the red button. The lights flickered back on. The walls around the trio began to glitch and turn black. It was working. Hat Kid grabbed Isaac by the hand and reached for Mono, then realized he wasn't there. Hat Kid whirled around and watched in horror as Spamton was holding Mono by the arm.

"[[Click here to rate our service]]!" cackled Spamton the world around Hat Kid and Isaac swirled into darkness. Then a moment later, she and Isaac were standing in an abandoned marsh. A large circular building loomed in the distance that looked like a giant aviary. Hat Kid stood for a few seconds before she fell to her knees and screamed.