Episode one (best friends)
Inside of bug's house there is a hallway that is just like the loud house. And that's because since his nieces and nephew is staying for the summer they made the rooms that are like theirs so they can get comfy. We're in Lincoln's room.
Lincoln: (yawns) Oh hi everyone. It's going to be a great in the looney house. I know you're confused on why the room I'm staying in looks just like my room. Well let me tell you, during the first few nights in the looney house things started to get crowded.
Flashback. Lori, Luan, Lucy, Lincoln, Lana, and Lisa were sleeping in Bugs room fast asleep since they didn't bother the room except for bugs. Bugs is trying his best not to ruin their comfy spot, but he's is right now being squashed.
In Daffy's room Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr, Lola, and Lily were sleeping with Daffy which he is also in that situation but it's worst because Lynn jr was right beside him and snored a lot on his ear.
Daffy: (whined) Why did bugs agreed to this?
End flashback.
Lincoln: So yeah we might of made them a bit crazy but we told uncle Bugs that what if we made more rooms that will look like ours so that way we can have our own comfy spot, and Bugs agreed so now it's going to better now in the looney house.
Bugs came to Lincoln's room to get Lincoln.
Bugs: Hey Lincoln you done talking to the audience.
Lincoln: I've finished.
Bugs: Great because me and Daffy and the girls are watching a game show that is airing right here in Los Angeles. Wanna watch?
Lincoln: Mmm. Sure, at least I'll be able to spend time with you two uncles even with my sisters.
Bugs: Alright, come on.
After a few minutes of watching the show everyone in the living room is smirking at Daffy because he keeps on getting the simplest questions ever.
Game host: Who was the first president of the United States?
Daffy: Oprah!
Lincoln: (chuckles) Not that, it's...
Contestant/Lincoln: George Washington.
Game host: What is the capital of Alaska?
Daffy: New York!
Lori: That's literally wrong. It's...
Contestant/Lori: Juneau.
Game host: How many sides are on a triangle?
Daffy: Eight! No, Four! No, Eight!
Lisa: Hah. Kindergarten question. It's...
Contestant/Lisa: Three.
Game host: Name an ingredient in spaghetti and meatballs.
Daffy: Oranges!
Lynn jr: Pbft. Even I know one in the name. It's
Contestant/Lynn jr: Meatballs.
Game host: You just one a million dollars!
Contestant: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ahh!
Leni: That is like totes awesome!
Daffy then turns off the Tv.
Daffy: How is it that that dummy won a million dollars and I've never won anything?
Bugs: Oh. I'm sure it's just matter of time.
Lana: Yeah. Don't worry uncle Daffy, you'll win something soon. Maybe when the time comes.
Daffy: It better be, because I don't wanna end up a bitter jealous person.
Lincoln: Like you are right now.
People still smirk at Daffy.
Daffy: Say I should go on a game show!
Lisa: (chuckles) No offense uncle Daffy, but based on your intelligence you have no benefit on these television programs aka game shows.
Bugs: The little Einstein is right. I mean what game show are you qualified for?
Daffy: Uh, wheel of words?
Lola: (chuckles) You don't even know how to spell.
Daffy: How about price is correct?
When Luna was about to get a gum from the pack she smirked at Daffy and let's him look at the pack for an example.
Luna: How much do you think this pack of gum sells for dude?
Daffy: 33,000?
Bugs: Good luck with that.
As Bugs turned on the tv a new show icon pops up.
Game host: Stay tuned for the new game show Besties. Where knowing all about your best friend leads to big prizes.
Everyone saw the title.
Loud kids: Ohhhh.
Daffy: (gasp) Me and Bugs should go on that, we've been best friends forever.
Lucy: You sure about that uncle Daffy?
Daffy: Yeah Lucy. Since me and Bugs know everything there is to know about each other.
Leni: That's like a great idea!
Bugs: I never thought I would say this but that's not a bad idea Daffy Duck.
Daffy: Why thank you Bugs.. Uhhh... I wanna say uh... Bada Blingya?
Leni: I thought his last name was bunny?
Everyone except Leni and Daffy deadpan at them and looked at the audience.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
In the kitchen everyone is having Chinese food Bugs ordered for lunch.
Lori: Thanks for literally getting us lunch uncle Bugs.
Bugs Ahh. No biggie we're family after we're family.
Luan: I just hope the chicken chow doesn't come alive so they could try to run away and say chow. (laughs) Get it? Get it?
The siblings groan except for Bugs which he chuckles.
Bugs: Oh, you're going to be a great apprentice to me my niece.
Luan: Thanks uncle Bugs.
Daffy then comes to the kitchen much to everyone surprise that he has a board of questions for the show Besties.
Daffy: I did it! I got us on tomorrow's episode of besties! And get this kids you are also invited to sit with me and bugs so y'all can give us support!
Everyone was surprised.
Lynn Jr: Really? We get to be in a game show?!
Daffy: You know it.
Loud house: Awesome!!!
Lily: Poo poo!!!
Lola: I've always wanted to be on tv.
Leni: This is gonna totes fun.
Lori: I know right.
Bugs: How did manage that?
Lisa: Yeah because it would be impossible for a family of thirteen to enter a game show because of the cost of so much profit.
Daffy: There are some things that you and Bugs shouldn't know about me little Einstein.
As he gives Bugs the board.
Daffy: But you better know everything else.
Bugs: I'm more concerned with how little you know about me.
Lucy: Yeah. Uncle bugs told us that you knew less things about him that he feels forgotten.
Daffy: I know everything about Bugs. Here Bugs you and the kids hit me with some questions go ahead.
Lana: Alright what's his favorite color?
Daffy: Pass.
Bugs: What time do I go to bed at night?
Daffy: Pass. Give me something easy.
Luan: Alright when's his birthday?
Luan and Bugs look at Daffy to response his answer.
Daffy: Janu...
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: Febru...
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: Septem...
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: December...
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: Jul...
Luan and Bugs then points to that answer.
Daffy: July! July 1st?
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: July 2nd?
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: July 3rd?
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: July 4th?
Luan and Bugs: (shakes their head)
Daffy: Fifth! Sixth! Seventh! Eighth! Ninth! Tenth!
Luan and Bugs: 27th.
Daffy: July 27th!!!
Lynn Jr: You didn't even answer yourself.
Daffy tried to eat the meatball but it fell down and rolled under the refrigerator. Leni went to the fridge with with a mini vacuum with Daffy coming along to get his lunch.
Leni: I'll get uncle Daffy.
Daffy: Thanks Leni. Well happy extremely belated birthday or...
Then Leni to on the vacuum and then came a thump.
Daffy: Happy extremely early birthday.
Leni: It's uncle Bug's birthday?
Daffy: Naw. I'm just trying to make an expression.
Leni: Oh.
When the two look up and saw Speedy Gonzales on the vacuum.
Daffy: Aaaah-haa-haa!
Leni: (screams) A mouse!
The loud kids look and the only ones that also screamed are Lori and Lola. They hugged each other.
Lori: Ew, ew, ewww! Get it away from us!
Lola: Don't let it get on my dress!
Bugs: Hey Speedy.
Speedy: Ola, Bugs.
Lucy: You know this mouse uncle Bugs?
Bugs: He is our little neighbor in that mouse hole right there. Don't worry girls he is not going to hurt you.
Lori, Leni, and Lola: Really?
Lori and Lola got off each other.
Lori: So he is not going to give us rabies?
Speedy: No.
Leni: Or give us a disease?
Speedy: No.
Lola: Or try to dirty up our dresses?
Speedy: No of course not. I'm a mouse of manner's and besides I know how to respect princesses senorita.
Lola: Oh looks like an animal knows how to treat a lady. Thank you Mr. Speedy.
Speedy:Oh de nada. Oh and just call me Speedy.
Lori: Well sorry. It's just we couldn't handle with mice since they would literally invade our space but you don't seem bad.
Speedy: Oh it's okay I'm used to it now.
Leni: Also I like totally like you're clothing, it's like you're from Mexico.
Speedy: Gracias and that's because I'm from Mexico.
Lana: Really? Awesome a mouse from Mexico that can talk and speak Spanish.
Speedy: And also I happened to be the fastest mouse. Watch.
He then runs around the kitchen in 3 seconds.
Speedy: Ta da.
Lisa: Fascinating. A Mus Musculus that can run in exactly 100 mph.
Lynn Jr: Awesome. Hey Speedy maybe if you want can help me practice for track racing so I can get faster? Since you are almost like an athletic.
Speedy: Sure maybe sometime. And after all, I happen to be athletic too. And I love your confidence.
Lynn Jr: Awesome.
Lincoln: Wait if Speedy live with you uncle bugs does that make him our uncle too?
Bugs: Sure. I mean he is a friend of mine. Right Speedy?
Speedy: Huh. I mean yeah I guess I wouldn't mind, since you introduce me and the rest of our amigos to Lynn and Rita I would be happy to be an uncle.
Loud kids: Yay!! A new uncle!!
Lily: Mousy!!
Speedy: (chuckles)
Daffy: Ahem. Bugs I thought you said you took care of the rat problem.
Speedy: I'm not a rat, I'm a mouse.
Speedy then ran to the front door to get out of the house.
Bugs: You don't know anything about me. I bet if look self absorbed up in a dictionary you'd find your picture.
Daffy then has the mini vacuum and he tries to get his food.
Daffy: My pictures in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing? Does my beak look big?
Leni: Wait if uncle Daffy's picture is in the dictionary, would we find ours?
Luna: Dude, uncle Bugs was just making an expression.
Leni: Oh right.
Daffy then got his food.
Daffy: Aha. Gotcha!
Daffy then ate it.
The loud kids except Lana: Ewwww.
Lana: Hey uncle Daffy, you could've save some for me. That looked tasty.
Lola: Uhhh. You had to be disgusting Lana.
Bugs: This is hopeless.
Bugs and the kids went to the living room annoyed.
Daffy: Don't get made at me guys. Those questions were impossible. I bet none of y'all know when my birthday is.
Lincoln: Actually we do uncle Daffy. Your birthday is on April 17th.
Lola: And we know your favorite color is dusty rose.
Lisa: And according to your night routine you go to bed every night at exactly 10 pm. Except on New Year's Eve when you go bed at 8:30 pm. Because and I quote that New Years is a holiday invented by the media.
Bugs grabs the remote and turns on the tv.
Daffy: It is.
Bugs: Forget about it Daffy. Find a different best friend to go on that show.
Daffy: But I need you. I prize prizes above all else. This is my shot at finally winning something. I'll do anything!
Bugs: Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself for more than two minutes?
Lincoln: Or focusing on spending more time with you're nieces and nephew besides being alone?
Daffy: That sounds awful. But I'll do it.
Lincoln: We'll girls looks like we got our selves an operation.
Loud girls: Yeah!
Lily: Poo poo!
Lynn jr: So uncle Bugs what should we do to get Daffy know you more?
Bugs: Actually I happen to have an origin story about me and I think it'll be an opportunity to tell you kids as well, so y'all can know your uncle more.
Loud kids: Yayyy!
Bugs is now going to tell his origin story to the loud kids and Daffy.
Bugs: We'll Daffy you know how I hate to talk about myself except for the kids but uh levers turn back the clock.
Daffy then started to become bored.
Bugs: It was on the East side of New York where me parents resided amidst humble surroundings.
Daffy snores and everyone were surprised on how fast Daffy fell asleep and started to get annoyed.
Lynn Jr: Are you kidding me?! How can uncle Bug's story be boring?!
Then Bugs decided to make things interesting.
Bugs: Did I say New York? I meant the planet Krypton.
Daffy woke up surprised and the loud kids were shocked.
Loud kids: What?!
Bugs: Shhh. It's part of the plan.
Loud kids: Ohhh.
Bugs Any who my parents knew that our planet was doomed.
The scene shows the planet Krypton where Bugs parents put baby Bugs in a crystal ship.
Bugs: So my father, Jor-El built a spaceship.
Jor-El: His dense molecular structure will make him strong. He'll be fast. Virtually invulnerable. And he'll say, "What's up, doc?" indiscriminately. Whether he's speaking to a doctor or not. You will travel far, my little Bugs.
As Jor-El gives baby Bugs a crystal carrot.
Jor-El: But we will never leave you.
The ship then closes and it flied away while the parents hugged each other sad.
Leni: Aww. That is so beautiful.
Daffy: Your from the planet Krypton?
Bugs: No you maroon. That's the story of Superman.
Daffy: Who is Superman?
Lincoln: I know a lot of heroes besides Ace Savy. Even I know this hero.
Bugs the stands in front of Daffy.
Bugs: I can't believe I hitched my wagon to you.
Daffy: You have a wagon?
Leni: I don't remember seeing a wagon at the house.
Bugs: It was just a figure of speech dear Leni. And Daffy concentrate!
Daffy then concentrate.
Lisa: He didn't mean just think.
Bugs: Yeah. Concentrate on me!
Daffy: Oh sorry Superman.
Leni: I thought our uncles name is Bugs.
Bugs and the rest of the loud kids groan.
Bugs: This is gonna be a long night.
Lori: It literally is going to be uncle Bugs.
Lisa: Looks like we got lots of work to do.
The scene now changed to the place where Besties airs.
Male announcer: And now, here's your host with the most Chuck Berost!
Everyone cheered while Chuck goes on the hosting table.
Chuck: Hey, hey, thanks, everybody. Let's meet our contestants. First up, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Along with their supporters the loud kids.
Bugs: What's up doc?
Daffy: It's a pleasure to be here Chuck. I'm a big fan.
Leni: This is going to be totes awesome.
Lola: Totally that we going to be aired on live tv.
Lincoln: Who knows. Maybe our parents will see us.
Leni: They're watching us? Hi mom. Hi dad.
Luna: He was just making a suggestion dude.
Chuck: Now remember kids the questions will only be about Bugs and Daffy but you'll help out on only giving clues okay?
Loud kids: Yes sir!
Lily: Goo goo.
Chuck: So Bugs and Daffy tell me, how long have you two known each other?
Bugs: Seventeen years.
Daffy: Five years.
Bugs and the loud kids glared at Daffy.
Chuck: Looks like you two better get on the same page. Heh heh. And now let's meet your challengers.
Mac and Tosh: Hello.
Tosh: Oh, I'm sorry, after you.
Mac: Oh, no, after you.
Tosh: No, after you, I insist.
Mac: I insist more.
Tosh: I have an idea.
Mac: Oh, you always have good ideas. I can hardly wait to hear.
Tosh: Well, you won't have to wait. I'm about to tell you.
Mac: Oh, goody.
Tosh: My idea is that we both speak simultaneously.
Mac: Wonderful idea!
Mac and Tosh: Hello.
Bugs, Daffy, and the loud kids looked shocked.
Leni: They seem to be polite.
Lola: I'll say.
Chuck: Bugs and Daffy, looks like you've got some stiff competition. Okay. Here's the first question. What is your roommate's favorite vegetable?
Bugs then eats a carrot.
Daffy: Your favorite vegetable?
Lori: He is literally eating one uncle Daffy.
Daffy: I'm gonna go with beets Chuck.
Loud kids: What?!
Buzzes. Then loud kids facepalmed. The audience groan.
Chuck: Uh-oh. The correct answer was carrots. You know what that means!
Chuck pulls the lever and pie splatted on to Bugs, Daffy's and the loud kid's face.
Lola: Ahhh! My beautiful face!
Lana licks the pie.
Lana: Mmm. Taste like banana.
Leni: Ohh. I just got this dress last year.
Lori: This is literally disgusting.
Luan: Y'all are lucky that it wasn't from me or y'all would've had the pie of your lifetime. (Laughs) Get it? Get it?
The kids groan while the audience laughed.
Chuck: Challengers?
Tosh: Your favorite vegetable? Well, I know he loves cauliflower.
Mac: Guilty! I do love cauliflower.
Tosh: But he has been known to ask for seconds when I make sweet potatoes.
Mac: You really must try his sweet potatoes. They are divine.
Tosh: But if I had to pick his favorite vegetable I would have to say pureed butternut squash in a balsamic reduction with just a hint of clover.
Chuck: That's correct!
Mac and Tosh received 100 points.
Mac: I knew you'd get that right!
Tosh: Well, I knew that you knew I'd get that right!
Both laughed while Chuck looked annoyed until he smiled back again.
Chuck: Next question. What is your best friend's middle name?
Bugs: Heh heh heh. That's an easy one, "Sheldon."
Unfortunately it buzzes.
Loud kids: Huh?
Bugs and loud kids: Armando?
Chuck: You know what that means!
Lola: Ahhh! Not again! It smells!
Lana: Oh are these salmon?
Lori: This is literally more disgusting.
Chuck: Bugs and Daffy, you and the kids got some catching up to do. And you're gonna have a chance after the break.
Audience cheering when we go to the looney louds.
Luna: Uncle daffy, what's the deal?
Bugs: Yeah Daffy, your middle name is supposed to be Sheldon.
Daffy: That may be true, but Armando sounds cooler.
Lynn Jr: Well, do you wanna sound cool, or do you wanna win uncle Daffy?!
Daffy: I wanna win Lynn Jr!
Lisa: Well I think you two are going to need a new strategy. I calculated that based on uncle Daffy's intelligence. Now uncle Daffy listen to this, in the next round, and all other rounds whatever answer that you think of in your brain that you're about to say, say the opposite.
Daffy: That's a great idea Lisa! I mean, that's a horrible idea Lisa. Tsk.
Lincoln: She doesn't mean all the time. Only in the questions.
Tosh: Hello, competitors.
Mac: Hello!
Leni: Oh hello it's totes to meet you.
Lucy: What are you two here for?
Tosh: We wanted to wish you luck.
Bugs and loud kids: Thanks.
Mac: Don't you want to wish us luck?
Daffy: Not particularly.
Lincoln stern at Daffy.
Lincoln: Uncle Daffy.
Leni: I'll wish you luck. You seem like nice people.
Lola: Same. You seem to be such polite gentlemen.
Mac: Why, thank you young ladies. And good luck to you as well.
Mac and Tosh laughs.
Lucy: At least they don't forget each other.
Luna: Totally dude. And I like their British accent. It's just like mine.
The show starts again
Chuck: Welcome back, to Besties. The show about best friends.
Bugs: Remember what Lisa said, say the opposite.
Daffy: Tsk.
Chuck: Tell me, who does your best friend most admire?
Daffy: I want to say me, but I guess I'll go with Groucho Marx?
Ding
Chuck: That's correct!
Daffy: I was gonna say Take your daughter to work day but instead, I'll say, Thanksgiving?
Chuck: Correct!
audience applauding
Bugs: Everything in me is saying Rockabilly, but I'll go with Smooth Jazz.
Ding
Chuck: Co-rrect!
cheering and applause
Daffy: My gut says Chocolate Milk but I'm gonna go with Australia.
ding
Chuck: Correct!
cheering and applause
Chuck: This final question is worth 300 points. What is your best friend's catch phrase?
Tosh: If friends were flowers, I'd pick you?
Buzzes
Mac: No, no. It's Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Audience: Aww.
Chuck: Uh-oh! You know what that means!
Tosh: Ooh-hoo! Feathers!
Mac: Oh, what fun! It's like a pillow fight!
Mac and Tosh giggles while Bugs, Daffy and the loud kids looked shocked and looked at each other suspiciously.
Lola: Oh come on! They get to have something soft while we get something dirty.
Lana: Which I like.
Luna: It doesn't matter dudes, Uncle Bugs and Daffy are going to get the chance.
Lynn Jr: Yeah and then we'll be celebrating with Lynner Lynner chicken dinner!
Lori: Just don't Lynn.
Chuck: Bugs and Daffy, now you have a chance to win. Daffy, what is Bugs Bunny's catchphrase?
Daffy: Hmm. Think. Catchphrase.
Lincoln: Really? He says it all the time.
Lori: Yeah. He literally just said it during the beginning of the game.
Daffy: I know this. I know this.
Luan: It's sort of his go-to phrase.
Daffy: It's right on the tip of my tongue.
Lisa: It's in the form of a question.
Lana: He says it with a lot of sarcasm.
Bugs: Ehh..
Daffy: I don't do Mondays!
Bugs and loud kids groan.
buzz
Audience: Aww!
Chuck: Ooh, I'm sorry! We were looking for, What's up, doc? And... say it with me.( audience) You know what that means!
Chuck pulls the lever. Now they're scared.
Lola: Oh no! Now what's it gonna be?!
Lincoln: I don't know!
Then the chairs launch them to the roof.
Loud kids: (Screams)
Lily: (whined) Poo poo.
Chuck: That means you're our winners! Gene, tell 'em what they won!
Gene: A fabulous cruise!
Mac: A cruise? Ho ho, how exciting! We've always wanted to go on a cruise!
Bugs and loud kids looked annoyed except for Daffy and Leni.
Daffy: That's your catchphrase? What's up, doc? What does that even mean? We don't even know any doctors.
Leni: I kinda agree with uncle Daffy. You don't know any doctors.
Suddenly Daffy feels pain.
Daffy: Ow! Ooh! Who's doing that? Ow! Oof! Oh!
It was Bugs and the loud kids except for Leni kicking Daffy on the inside of the roof.
The end of part one.