Episode 1: Best friends

After when Bugs Daffy and the louds left the building Bugs drives them home.

Daffy: What's up, doc? Terrible. Just the world's worst catchphrase.

Luan: Hey! Uncle Daffy his catchphrase isn't the worst. We think it's the funniest, right guys?

Loud: Yeah!

Lily: Poo Poo!

Daffy: We'll still kids, because I don't remember him ever saying it.

Lori: He literally just said it when the game was about to start.

Lincoln: Yeah. You're just not a good listener.

Daffy: Well let me see. Say it Bugs.

Bugs: What's up doc?

Luna: Now do you remember uncle Daffy dude?

Daffy: Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

Lynn Jr: Oh come on! It was the easiest thing you could of heard! No wonder you don't know anything about uncle Bugs!

Daffy: But it sure cost us the game.

Lisa: Actually, what cost us the game was going on a game show about best friends when it's obvious that y'all are not.

Bugs: Lisa is right. It's supposed to be about best friends but we're not.

As bugs was the one that got out of the car.

Daffy: You're saying I'm not your best friend? Why? Because I don't know anything about you? Because I never ask any questions or show any interest in you? Because I take you for granted? Because if it is, that's awfully petty of you.

Lisa: Actually it's you who is petty uncle Daffy.

Daffy: Hey I'm not the petty one he is because maybe he doesn't know about friendship.

Bugs: My best friend would probably know that I like carrots. He would most likely know my birthday and he would definitely know my last name. And for the record, I would have loved to have won a cruise. And that is what's up, doc.

Bugs slams the door.

Daffy: That still doesn't sound right.

Leni: I may be kind to everyone in the world, but I will not be with anyone who has been rude to our uncle. Especially if it's from another uncle.

Lola: Leni is right. I may be spoiled, but I know that it's not right to treat a best friend like he is a slave.

Lucy: You need to think about what you need to do that is right because if you don't you'll have serious consequences that you're never going out of.

Lincoln: Think about it and come out if you're ready.

The kids got out of the car and went into the house. Daffy still isn't thinking positive as he is still waiting outside.

Daffy: Well, if bugs or the kids are not gonna open the door for me I guess I'll just let myself out.

Daffy went inside the house with the loud kids at the kitchen.

Lana: (sternly) Well if isn't uncle Daffy.

Lynn Jr: (sternly) Or should we call him uncle Jerky.

Daffy: Oh quit it kids.

He was waiting for either Bugs or the kids to make breakfast.

Daffy: Is anyone going to make breakfast?

Luan: Well Uncle bugs made us breakfast since we're the guest of the house.

Lola: Which is what a good uncle is.

Leni: Even sweet of him.

Lori: Well everyone except literally you since you're an adult.

Daffy: Oh, so, I guess I also have to make my own breakfast?

Lynn Jr: Duh.

Daffy: I guess I have to peel my own banana too.

Leni: I may see you heartless but that doesn't mean I have to be. I'll just help you one time.

Daffy: Well at least someone is really sweet.

Daffy grabbed the banana and gave it to Leni.

Speedy: Hey, that's my banana!

Daffy: A rat!

Leni: (Screams) Get it away!

Leni jumps onto Daffy'a arms.

Lincoln:Calm down Leni it's just Speedy our new uncle.

Leni: Oh right.

She got off of Daffy's arms

Speedy: And for the last time pato, I'm a mouse!

Daffy: Bugs, help!

Speedy: Why should he help you? You didn't help him on that game show last night. And the kids are right. You know, you'd think you'd show Senor Bunny a little more respect, considering he lets you live here.

Lana: That's what we're saying to him uncle Speedy.

Daffy: Uh, I don't live here. I'm just crashing here until I get back on my feet.

Lisa: FYI, when you crash somewhere for five years, you live there.

Speedy: The little girl is right you know. And you need to listen to your nieces and nephew, alright? You're not a best friend and uncle. You're a terrible friend and uncle.

Daffy: Why am I a terrible friend and uncle?

Luna: Can't you obviously tell dude?

Speedy: Hold rocker girl. Let me answer that question with a question.

Speedy eats a grape.

Luna: Okay uncle Speedy.

Speedy: How many friends do you have that have any nieces or nephews besides Senor Bunny?

Lincoln: Yeah. Don't you have any other friends?

Daffy: Well, uh, let's see. You?

As Daffy points at Speedy.

Speedy: I'm not your friend.

Daffy: Okay, then. There's that guy that comes over once a week and we hang out by the pool. I-I think his name is Fong or Trang.

Speedy: Are you talking about the guy who comes to clean the pool? Daniel? You're kidding yourself, man. Senor Bunny is your only friend. And besides that these kids are you're only nieces and nephew for your family. If you're not careful, soon you'll have no friends or a family.

Daffy: Who needs friends or families?

Lisa: I'll tell you who. It depends on that person who doesn't have any experiences that is for their life. Like someone with no girlfriend, no job, no credit, no hobbies, and no social skills.

Speedy: She is right.

Daffy: Wait, I think I know someone like that. Daniel?

Speedy: No, idiot. She is talking about you.

Speedy got off of the table. You're nothing without Senor Bunny.

Lori: Or even without us.

Daffy: Then what do I do?

Luan: You got to try harder to be his friend even a better uncle for us.

Daffy: Like, how much harder? Two percent?

Speedy and Lisa: More.

Daffy: Five percent?

Speedy and Lisa: More.

Daffy: Seven percent? Are y'all out of y'all's mind?

Speedy and Lisa: (sternly) One hundred percent.

Daffy: What? No one can give a hundred percent! It's physically impossible!

Speedy: You got to dig deep. You got to go to the place inside you where you never been.

Lynn jr: Yeah. Like how I've been into.

Daffy: My soul?

Speedy: You need to have a soul in order to go there. No, no, no. I'm talking about in here.

Lynn jr: Yeah. Your heart.

Lynn and Speedy: Now, try.

As then Daffy started grunting while Speedy and the loud kids watched.

Daffy: That's good enough, right?

Lynn jr slaps Daffy.

Lynn: No! That's not enough. You need to do more.

Speedy: The sports girl is right. Now look at us. You can do this.

Lynn and Speedy: Now, try.

Daffy continues to grunt and the kids started to cheer.

Speedy: Harder!

Loud kids: Go uncle Daffy.

Daffy: (grunting) It hurts!

Lynn Jr: Come on! Are you a duck or a chicken?!

Loud kids: Come on.

Daffy: I'm dying!

Speedy: No! You're try-ing!

Leni: Your heart is being sweeter.

Daffy hits his head multiple times on the floor while Speedy and the kids looked at him confused.

Loud kids: Uhhhh?

Daffy: I'm going to be the best best friend and uncle that any best friend or child has ever had! (evil laughter)

Speedy and Lynn jr: Uh-oh.

Lola: And I thought I was evil.

Lana: No doubt about that sis.

Daffy: And kids y'all are going to help.

Loud kids: What?!

Daffy: Come on trust me.

Lincoln: Well I guess we don't have a choice. Let's hope this operation doesn't corrupt more.

Loud kids: Yeah.

Lily: (worried) Goo goo.

Daffy and the kids took bugs to the docks for a surprise

Daffy: You can open your eyes now, best friend.

Bugs: Huh?

Daffy: Guess what? I got you the cruise you wanted!

Bugs: The one from the game show?

Daffy: Surprised? Well, you shouldn't be. It's just what one best friend would do for another best friend.

They got on board and they're having the vacation of a lifetime.

Lori: At least we get to have a literal vacation.

Lincoln: Yeah we never been on a cruise.

Lisa: That's because due to the fact that this aquatic vehicle happens to be a multi activity vacation it would be impossible for a large family to afford this.

Leni: Lisa does have a point. But it's still like awesome that this is our first cruise vacation.

Loud kids relax with Bugs. Meanwhile the gophers play shuffleboard.

Tosh: Who knew cruising could be so much fun?

Mac: I cannot remember the last time I had this much fun.

Tosh: Tell me, do you think it's possible to have too much fun?

Mac: Hmm. Interesting question. I guess there's only one way to find out.

Tosh: Oh, and what might that be?

Mac: Keep having fun!

Mac and Tosh: Ha ha ha!

Daffy: Game's over. You've been hogging the court long enough.

Lana and Lola saw Daffy and went up to them.

Lana: Sorry about our uncle Mr Gophers.

Lola: Yeah. He is just a little frustrated. He's never been this rude.

Mac: Oh, hello!

Tosh: Fancy meeting you here! Oh and don't worry kids we don't mind. Allow us to introduce ourselves. I'm Tosh and this is Mac.

Mac: Hello.

Lana: We'll it's nice to meet y'all. I've always love to meet new animal friends.

Lola: I may not be friends to animals but that doesn't mean I can't be friends with such fine animals who are gentlemen.

Mac and Tosh: Well thank you young ladies.

Daffy: Move it along, gophers. It's my best friend's turn. Hey, Bugsy, old pal. A shuffle board court opened up!

Bugs: Daffy, I'm reading. I don't wanna play shuffleboard.

Daffy: Yeah, me neither.

Daffy throws the shuffle stick into the ocean.

Lana and Lola: Oh we're so sorry.

Tosh: Nah it's okay kids. But there's only one thing to do about that.

Mac: Limbo contest on the leader deck?

They both laughed and went to the deck.

Mac: Will see you kids again later.

Lana and Lola: Goodbye.

As the twins went back to the gang. Daffy pushes a chair which make the kids cover their ears of the metal screeching. And then Daffy sat next to Bugs.

Daffy: What's up, doc?

Bugs and the kids looked at Daffy annoyed.

Daffy: Oh, is that just your thing? I don't wanna step on any toes.

Bugs gets back to reading when Daffy signals Luna to get the boom box out as Luna sighs. Daffy turns it on and smooth jazz music starts playing.

Daffy: Smooth jazz. We know it's your favorite.

Luna: Sorry uncle Bugs.

Bugs: It's okay Luna, I know it's not you. And Daffy do you mind?

Daffy licks his thumb and puts it on the book.

Daffy: You done with that page? Just let me know when you're done. I'll flip it when you're done. Done yet? Done yet? Done yet?

Bugs slams the book with Daffy's thumb and the kids winched.

Daffy: Aah! I'll save your place!

Bugs slides onto a water slide.

Bugs: Whoo-hoo!

Daffy is in the way.

Daffy: Carrot?

Bugs tried to stop.

Daffy: I know they're your favorite!

They bumped into each other and splashed to the water when the kids saw them and gasped.

Lynn Jr: Don't worry uncles I'm coming.

Lynn jr dived to the water and swam to them while the carrot Daffy had still floats. Meanwhile Bugs went for a walk when Luan and Daffy came out of a tube.

Daffy: Happy 189 days until your birthday! (toots)

Luan: (nervously) Hooray.

Bugs: (Terrified) I just saw my life flash before my eyes.

Luan: Sorry uncle Bugs.

Bugs: It's alright Luan. I'm okay.

Daffy: Ooh! Tell me all about your life before your eyes. This time, I promise I'll listen.

Bugs: Daffy, you got to back off. But not you Luan.

Luan: Oh okay.

Daffy: Sure thing. This good?

Bugs: More.

Daffy: This good?

Bugs: More.

Daffy: This good? Aah!

Daffy fell and crashed with a thud.

Bugs: Yeah, that's good. Hey Luan wanna spend time with me?

Luan: Sure uncle bugs.

Then the scene takes place at a fancy buffet diner.

Lola: Man it's really nice we're in a fine class dining.

Lana: Not to me. I have to wear this dress.

Lola: It's to show respect and besides we still have to be with the plan on Uncle Bugs and Daffy, okay?

Lana: Oh fine but only for Bugs and Daffy.

Captain: Is everyone enjoying the cruise?

Leni: Yeah. It's like totes much fun.

Tosh: Oh, indeed! It's our first one.

Mac: And I must say, I'm a fan of cruising.

Tosh: Oh, yes. We're cruisers now.

Lincoln: Us too. We never been on cruise for vacation.

Lucy: But it's still sad that we never encounter one thing in the ocean. Shark attacks.

Captain: Okay.

Luna: Don't mind her. She is just herself.

As then a screech was heard when everyone inside the dining saw Daffy bringing the buffet table.

Daffy: Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Coming through. I wasn't sure what you wanted, so I brought you everything.

Then child came to the buffet table.

Daffy: Get your own buffet. This one's for my best friend and my kids.

Daffy slaps the fork out of the kids hand and runs crying.

Lynn Jr: That was harsh uncle Daffy.

Bugs: And Daffy, you're embarrassing us.

Lori: Yeah literally.

Daffy clink his cup.

Daffy: I'd like to propose a toast to the most important person on this ship.

The captain stands up.

Daffy: Sit down, you glorified bus driver!

And the captain sits down.

Daffy: Ahem. Ahem. A rat and these kids right here once told me that friendship takes a lot of effort. But I'm not interested in friendship. I'm interested in best friendship. And best friendship takes a whole lot more. It means waiting on your best friend hand and foot. Buying their affection. Robotically memorizing every trivial little fact about them.

Tosh: It means supporting them above all others.

Mac: Possibly to the detriment of those others.

Daffy: Especially to the detriment of those others.

As he spilled his drink on a woman's dress.

Tosh: Best friends have all of the same interests.

Mac: Whether those interests are interesting or not.

Daffy: A best friend is someone you'd happily commit a crime for.

Tosh: Any crime!

Mac: No matter how heinous!

Daffy: The heinous-er, the better-er.

Lisa: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That's not a best friend. That's a stalker uncle Daffy.

Lincoln: Yeah that's not what we're going with.

Bugs: The kids are right. Daffy, I know I said you weren't my best friend but after these past few days seeing all the effort you've put in seeing how hard you've tried, I have to say you got to stop trying!

Daffy: What?

Bugs: It's not your thing.

Lincoln: Uncle Bugs is right. Would it be nice if you remembered the occasional birthday or food that he is highly allergic to? Sure. But not if it means you two turn into those guys. No offense.

- None taken.

Bugs: He is right. Daffy, you're a mean-spirited self-absorbed, disturbed little weirdo. But for whatever reason, you're my best friend.

Loud kids: Awww.

[cheering and applause]

Lily: Goo goo.

Daffy: You're my best friend too, Bugs Bada-Blingya.

Bugs: Ehh. Good enough. Say kids want to try to do more cruising with your uncle?

Loud kids: Yeah!

Lily: Poo poo!

They got back to the docks and got off the boat.

Bugs: Seriously, how did you pay for all this?

Daffy: I used your credit card. I memorized the number.

Bugs looks at him glared while the kids facepalmed.

Lori: Oh we literally forgot he did that. We're sorry.

Bugs: It's okay. As long as you kids had fun.

Lincoln: We did. Thank you.

Bugs: Hey! I do know something about you! They could have asked me that on the game show! It's 9481-6400-28..

Lisa: Stop him!

Bugs grabs Daffy's beak and now the gang headed home.

The end of episode 1.

Porky: Th-Th-Th.. That's all, folks.