Susie's timing could not have been better. The garrison immediately buckled under the sheer ferocity of Susie's reinforcements which included Discord users, Instagram users, Redditors, Youtube users, and Snapchatters. There were even some Twitter users who weren't under Kyle's influence. It took a minute for the garrison to overcome their shock and start fighting back. But the constant pressure from Susie's reinforcements kept pushing them away from the centre despite the spire of toxic waste supplying more and more troops. Discord Moderators were being piled on by dozens of Discord users, Redditors shooting Twitter users with their downvote guns, Youtube users reporting Spambots which caused them to explode, League of Legends users being memed into oblivion by everyone else. It looked like they were winning. But for their lack of readiness, the garrison made up in numbers. The reinforcement's advance slowed down to a stop as they struggled to get any more ground, being outnumbered, 5 to 1. Then a cackle echoed from above and Spamton NEO smashed into the reinforcements. The demented salesman shot lasers out of his eyes, taking out a dozen Instagram users before leaping back into the air. The army didn't have time to react before Spamton unleashed chaos in a different area and retreated into the air. Now Kyle's army was starting to gain the ground they lost.

"JUST TRY AND HIT [[end call]]!" shrieked Spamton as his arm cannon blasted exploding pipis, sending dozens of Discord users into the shadow realm. Before Spamton could leap back into the air, a single pipi bounced backed towards him, hitting him square on the shoulder and exploding into a flurry of mini-Spamtons. The robot glared in the direction the pipi came from and saw Hat Kid giving him a cold stare. She drew out her umbrella, spun it around, and pointed it at Spamton in a ready stance. Spamton grinned maniacally and pointed his arm cannon at the girl.

"FEELING [[lucky]] ARE WE? [[click now]] AND GIVE IT A SHOT!"

"C'mon Spamton!" yelled Hat Kid, "Finish what you started!"

Spamton blasted a stream of pipis from his arm cannon at Hat Kid. The girl deflected three back at him before diving off to the side, two scored a hit on his wings. Spamton charged forward and attempted to kick Hat Kid but he missed. She moved in for a hit but Spamton quickly moved his wings in the way and blocked her. Hat Kid leapt back and did a summersault as Spamton spewed spam mail from his mouth, narrowly missing her. Spamton moved in again and swung his arm, grabbing a fistful of Spambots and hurling them at Hat Kid. She wasn't fast enough as the Spambots immediately started to tear into her. Hat Kid yelled out in pain and was quickly assisted by a Youtube user who tackled two Spambots on the ground and stuck a red flag on them. The Spambots started to shake violently before exploding after a few seconds. Hat Kid grinned and thwacked another Spambot into the ground. Suddenly Hat Kid felt her windpipe being crushed. A metallic hand lifted her up into the air and turned her around. Spamton's face was an inch away from her.

"[[Hyperlinked blocked]] WILL BE VERY [[satisfied]]..." sneered Spamton, "AND YOU WERE BARELY EVEN WORTH [[$4.99]]..."

Spamton's glasses started to glow blue and his mouth opened impossibly wide. Hat Kid let out a guttural growl and whacked Spamton in the glasses. The robot let out a shriek and dropped Hat Kid, covering his eyes.

"YOU [[little shit]]!"

Spamton spewed spam mail from his mouth in random directions. He was disorientated. Hat Kid smirked, grabbed her tophat and flung it at him. Before he could react, Susie flew out of the tophat and grabbed him by the nose. There was a second of silence before Spamton's shattered glasses glowed a brilliant white. Then he started to scream, not in pain, but in horror.

"NO [[deal]]! NO [[deal]]! NO [[deal]]! I DON'T WANT TO BE [[goat boy]] AGAIN! PLEASE! [[aggressive printer noises]]! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

There was a small pop and Spamton NEO disappeared. In his place was a goat in green robes, who was smoking a fat bunt. His eyes were spaced out as if in a permanent state of bliss. Hat Kid looked at Susie who was equally as confused.

"What the peck did you do?" asked Hat Kid incredulously.

"Don't blame me," muttered Susie as they slowly floated away from Ralsei, "If this is the face of the Deltarune Fandom, I can't do anything about it. Looks like Lord 69420 has taken a shine to the new chapter."

Hat Kid looked at Ralsei again for a moment and despite the carnage going on around her, she almost laughed. Then everything went downhill. A shadow burst out of nowhere and pinned Susie to the ground by their neck. Cancel Culture let out a laboured breath its eyes turned to slits.

"I knew it was a waste of time trying to kill those kids. Kyle is too focused on crushing everyone who undermines him. But I see everything clearly."

Hat Kid shivered. It was unnerving to hear Banhammer's voice come from the monstrosity in front of her. Cancel Culture grabbed his flame thrower from its back and shoved the nozzle in Susie's face. Hat Kid raised her umbrella.

"Hat Kid, I swear to Jeff Bezos, if you take another step forward, I will personally make your cancellation as prolonged as possible as soon as I burn this angel into a crisp. So once in your miserable life, listen to orders."

"Hat Kid doesn't take orders from perversions of ideals like you..." whispered Susie with a smirk on their face, "She doesn't need gods dictating her every move, including you of course."

Cancel Culture's eyes turned bright red, the flame on its head grew hotter, and its breathing became more laboured.

But before it could thumb the trigger, Susie clapped their hands in front of Cancel Culture's face, startling it. Then both of them were encased in a yellow-tinted bubble. Before Cancel Culture could do anything, the bubble shot up in the air, leaving a yellow trail behind itself. The bubble flew through the air, going up, down, turning right, left, right. Hat Kid could barely see Cancel Culture and Susie struggling with each other inside the bubble. Cancel Culture was desperately grasping at Susie while being flung against the walls of the bubble. Susie was spinning wildly just to avoid Cancel Culture in the enclosed space. The bubble twirled and spun and smashed through the wall of the aviary, sending rubble in all directions. Cancel Culture was attempting to aim its flamethrower at Susie but it was jerked forward as the bubble took a nose dive. The bubble smashed through a spire of toxic waste before hitting the ground. It exploded in a shower of shimmering light, sending Cancel Culture head first into the grass and Susie into a submerged part of the marsh. Hat Kid started to run towards Susie, as Cancel Culture emerged, setting fire to the grass. But a League of Legends player taking on the form of Jinx sprung out of the water and aimed her minigun at Hat Kid. Hat Kid could not react in time. Jinx grinned maniacally. Suddenly, Hat Kid was knocked aside and Jinx's eyes widened. Isaac launched himself off Hat Kid with a coat hanger in his hand. The Harley Quinn knock-off fell backwards as Isaac landed on her face and started repeatedly jamming the hooked end into her face. Hat Kid ran past the gruesome scene and realised she was too late. Cancel Culture was standing over an unconscious Susie with a fire axe in its hands. The arsonist's eyes dilated in anticipation as it raised its axe. In a last-ditch attempt, Hat Kid yelled and flung her hat at Cancel Culture. The hat bounced off harmlessly but Cancel Culture turned its head and held its axe for a second longer.

And that was all the time Susie needed.

Cancel Culture was blasted backwards as Susie rose into the air, arms spread and eyes glowing like miniature suns. The air rippled around her as she chanted in binary code. Cancel Culture hesitated for a moment and threw its axe at Susie. But Hat Kid was there. She leapt up and knocked the axe aside in mid-air. She then swung her umbrella, it slammed into Cancel Culture's head and sent it into the water. When it sat back up, its head was entirely extinguished. Hat Kid ran behind Cancel Culture and wrapped her arm and umbrella around its neck, effectively putting it in a chokehold. The arsonist struggled weakly against her, yelling obscene language.

"01000010 01001111 01000010 00100000 01001011 01000001 01001000 01001110 00100000 01010110 01001001 01001110 01010100 01001111 01001110 00100000 01000011 01000101 01010010 01000110 00100001 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01010100 01001001 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000001 01001110 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010110 01001111 01001011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000110 01001001 01001110 01000001 01001100 00100000 01001100 01000001 01010111 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001101 01000001 01000100 01001110 01000101 01010011 01010011 00100001"

Susie's body glowed so brightly that Hat Kid had to look away. Cancel Culture yelled in muffled agony as its retinas were burned. As Susie's chanting echoed throughout the marsh and the fighting slowed to a stop. Then the glowing dimmed. All that was left of Susie was a small spark of light. It stayed still for a moment before a golden dome exploded outwards. The dome grew rapidly in size and caused Cancel Culture to double over in pain when it passed through it. The serpentine arsonist screamed as its form started to glitch and ooze toxic waste. Then the Jinx clone that Isaac was stabbing a moment ago exploded. It was like a chain reaction. Random assortments of users exploded when the dome passed through them. There was no pattern to it. Then Hat Kid understood. They were the clones that Kyle produced to fill its army just like how Ayano said. After admiring the scene, Hat Kid looked back at the spot where the golden dome originated from.

The spark of light was no longer there.