Episode 2 members only

Outside for the scene is a country club. A golf ball landed on the green by the hole. Cars were dropping off members of the country club. Daffy leans on a tree trying to think how good the country club is.

Hmm.

When went inside and looked around impressed on how big it is.

Staff 1: Excuse me, sir, the country club is for members only.

Daffy: Well, I'm a member.

Staff 1: What's your membership number?

Daffy: One. I'm number one.

Staff 1: One is not a valid membership number.

Daffy: Did I say one? I meant two.

Staff 1: Sir, if you're not a member, I'm going to have to insist that you exit the property.

Daffy: Fine. I don't wanna belong to a club that would have me as a member, anyway.

Staff 1: We don't have you as a member.

Daffy: And you never will.

Staff: Membership number?

Man: 1673.

Daffy: 1673, huh?

Daffy ran outside and hid in a bush. A gardener came to the bush and watered it. Daffy came out wet and dried himself like a dog. He ran to the window and saw the staffs switched places and he grins for an idea.

Staff 2: Membership number?

Daffy: 1673.

Daffy then entered and went to the doors outside to the balcony.

Daffy: Looks like I have a new lucky number.

Man: Fore!

Daffy: No, dummy, 1673!

Daffy got hit by a golf ball and dropped like he plays dead.

We then go back to the country club where Daffy brought Bugs and the kids along for a bit of bonding time. Lincoln turns to the audience.

Lincoln: You may be probably wondering about this. Why are kids going into a club? Well maybe this one can allow children since Los Angeles do hire kids to be movie stars.

The gang then entered the building.

Staff 3: Membership number?

Daffy: 1673. And this gentleman and these kids are my guests.

They then head to the balcony.

Daffy: Welcome to Royal Oaks Glen Oaks Oakwood Oaks Country Club. Or ROGOOOCC as us members call it.

Lynn Jr: This is so cool uncle Daffy.

Luna: Yeah it looks rad dude.

Bugs: Daffy, how did you get into a country club?

Lisa: Yeah. Because many club memberships could cost a lot of money per month.

Daffy: I'm rich.

Lisa: No, you're not. You don't even work.

Daffy: I'm beloved in the community.

Lola: No, you're not. Since I know no one would respect a rude celebrity.

Daffy: Well, this is a real He said-she said situation kids. Now, what do you feel like doing golf, tennis, swimming?We've got everything here at the ROGO, uh.. R-O-G-O-O-O-C-C.

Bugs: I'm up for some tennis.

Daffy: Not looking like that, you're not.

Lynn Jr: Oh. Can I compete with you guys?

Daffy: Meh, I guess a partner for a team won't. After all me and Bugs must speed some time with our nieces and nephew.

Lynn jr: Awesome!

Bugs: Hey Lincoln you want to play with us?

Lincoln: I guess so, since I want to spend time with my uncles.

The gang then walks around the club.

Bugs: Wow. This place is pretty impressive.

Daffy: Oh, we only let in the real hoi polloi the top Philistines, the finest bourgeois. You don't speak French. I'm sorry for that.

Lucy: Well at least you're being positive to us.

Daffy: Thank you Lucy. Dickey, Aggie! Hugs, hugs, kiss, kiss. Wanted to introduce you to my friend, Bugsy and my nieces and nephew the loud kids. Bugsy, Dickie. Dickie, loud kids. Aggie, Dickie. Loud kids, Daffy. Loud kids, Aggie. Dickie, Bugsy, Daffy..Loud kids.

Lynn jr: I can't feel my hands.

Loud kids: Us too.

Everyone is now at the tennis court. Lynn jr is with Daffy and Lincoln is with bugs. The other kids are at the bench watching the game. Daffy is the service but is taking too long to bounce the ball.

Lori: We literally don't have all day uncle Daffy.

Daffy then hits it.

Leni: Go uncle Bugs! Go Linky!

Loud kids: Yeah!

Bugs hits the ball. The ball bounced on the ground.

Daffy: Out!

Bugs: What?

Lincoln: That was not out!

Lynn jr: No actually it is.

Lincoln: You're just playing along with uncle Daffy to win.

Lynn Jr: No I'm not lying.

The a tennis ball hits Bugs.

Bugs: Ow!

Daffy: Ace! 30-love.

Bugs: Ooh. Ooh. Hey. This is ridiculous. Lincoln can you handle them while I'm gone.

Lincoln: I guess so.

Lincoln missed the ball.

Lynn jr: Ace. 40-love.

Bugs saw another bunny trying to practice but messes up. She is Lola Bunny.

Bugs: Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Lola (bunny): Oh! Hi.

The launcher shots to Lola (bunny) and she was hit in the head.

Lola (bunny): Oh!

Daffy: Ace! game!

Lynn: Aw yeah! Lynner Lynner chicken dinner! (Clucks)

Lincoln: No fair!

Bugs: Are you okay?

Lola (bunny): I don't know. Do I look okay?

Bugs: I think you look great.

Lola (bunny): I think you look great, too.

They both lean closer. Then Bugs went back with the gang.

Bugs: Well, I still got it.

Daffy: I don't know what you're talking about. Me and Lynn won the match while you were gone and left Lincoln.

Lynn jr: Sorry if I was rough. I just liked to play with you guys.

Bugs: It's okay. Your siblings told how much you loved to win. And sorry I left you Lincoln.

Lincoln: It's alright, you had to deal with something

Daffy: You should have called time out.

Bugs: Then I guess we all won.

Luan: Why what's going with you?

Bugs: Well get this everyone. I just scored a date with a beautiful woman. She's perfect.

Daffy got hit with a tennis ball.

Bugs: Absolutely perfect.

Lola: What?

Lana: You mean..

Leni: Are you telling us that...

Bugs: That's right y'all are about to get a new aunt.

Loud sisters: (gasp)

Lincoln: Oh no. You shouldn't have told them that.

Bugs: Why Lincoln?

Lincoln: Because in three, two, one.

Loud sisters except Lisa: EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Bugs: Woah!

The sisters hugged Bugs except Lisa.

Lisa: Normally I don't care for inane human or animal emotions but... EEEEEEE!!!!

Lisa joined the hug.

Luna: Uncle Bugs why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?!

Lola: She sounds so pretty!

Bugs: (chuckles) Alright girls. Now calm down okay.

Lori: But uncle Bugs, you got yourself a girlfriend and we are getting a new aunt.

Lincoln: Now girls. Remember what we said no more meddling.

Bugs: Your brother is right girls. He told me what y'all did that made him embarrassed. And besides I can make my choices.

Luan: Aww. Come on uncle Bugs. We can help.

Lana: Yeah. Please.

Bugs: Now y'all remember. You can't keep doing this and besides I'm y'all's uncle. So let me take care of the date and I'll pass the news if everything is well okay.

The girls think.

Sisters: Yes uncle Bugs.

Bugs: Thank you.

Lincoln: I hope you know what you're.

Bugs: Don't worry. I got this.

Lincoln: Alright. But at the same time I can't what for to get a new aunt.

Bugs: Okay. I'll see all after my date.

The loud kids: Good luck uncle Bugs.

Lily: Goo goo.

At the restaurant.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to start?

Bugs and Lola (bunny): I'll have the carrot soup.

Lola (bunny): Oh! (Giggles)

Bugs: Two carrot soups. And try not to mix up our orders.

Lola (bunny): Oh! He he. Oh.

Bugs: I'd hate to jinx it but this date is off to a pretty good start.

Lola (bunny): (giggles)

Bugs: You look very pretty. I like your hair.

Lola (bunny): Oh, thanks. They're my ears, so..

Bugs: But how long have you been playing tennis?

Lola (bunny): My whole life. It's kind of my passion.

Bugs looked confused. Then a cell phone ringed.

Lola (bunny): Oh, sorry. That's my phone. Sorry. Lot of stuff in here. Makeup, keys, rubber band ball, deck of cards, stapler flashlight, mini fan.

The waiter falls from the ball. glass shatters.

Lola (bunny): I like to record my thoughts. Note to self, clean out your purse. Oh. Here it is. Hello? Hi. Oh. Nothing. I'm just on a date with a really cute guy. He's sitting across from me right now. He's totally looking at me. Oh, no, wait. Now he's looking down. Now he's looking around. Oh, no, he's looking at me again. I better go. Okay. Call me later. Okay. Bye.

Bugs: Friend of yours?

Lola (bunny): Nope, wrong number.

Bugs was now really confused.

Lola (bunny): Oh. Is there butter in this? I'm not supposed to have butter. I'm allergic to butter. Oh. No, wait. It's gluten, not butter.

The waiter looked at bugs and Bugs smiled nervously embarrassed.

Lola (bunny): I'm allergic to gluten. No, wait. Not gluten, pollen. Oh, no, wait. I love pollen. Is there pollen in this? Can I get some pollen in this? You know what, now that I'm thinking about it I don't really want carrot soup. Actually, maybe just one little taste.(slurping) Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, maybe just one more. Mmm. Oh, one more. (slurping) Just one more. Mm. Mmm. You can really taste the pollen. Are you gonna eat yours?

Bugs gave his bowl to Lola (bunny).

Lola (bunny): So what do you have planned for after dinner?

Bugs: How about a movie? We'll just sit together watch a movie and not talk. That'll be nice.

Lola (bunny): Mmm. (slurping)

Unfortunately in the movies it is the opposite.

Lola (bunny): Mmm. Mm, this is so good. I am so glad, I'm not allergic to butter. Do you like this movie? I love this movie. Oh, it's so sad. But, like, uplifting, too. It's like a feel-good movie a sad feel-good movie. It's funny also and scary. Oh! Oh! This is the best part. Oh, no. Wait. This is the worst part. Oh, I hate this part. Oh, I have to pee. Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Watch your leg. Excuse me.(gasps) I love this part. Ooh, excuse me. No, sorry. Going back. Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. (laughing)(crying)(screams) Wow. That was a good movie.

narrator on screen: And now, your feature presentation.

Lola (bunny): So basically, to make a long story short. Wait, what was I talking about?

Bugs: I have no idea.

Lola (bunny): Huh! Oh, my gosh. I never peed.

Lola entered her home.

Bugs: That was the worst date of my life.

Meanwhile with Lola (bunny).

Lola (bunny): That was the best date of my life. Wait. Didn't I have to do something?

automated message: Note to self, clean out your purse.

Lola (bunny): That's right.

Meanwhile bugs drives home and saw that it's dark meaning everyone is asleep.

Bugs: I should take Lincoln's advice so that the girls won't get me to stick with Mrs. Talks to much.

Meanwhile next morning everyone is awake. Bugs is making a sandwich while the phone rang Leni went to get it.

Leni: I got it!

Bugs: No Leni. Don't answer that.

Leni: Why not?

Bugs: Uhh. It's probably just a scam.

Lola (bunny): Hi, Bun-Bun. It's Lola. Just trying to get ahold of you. Again. So, anyway, call me. If I don't hear back from you in the next minute or so I'll just go ahead and call you again, bye.

Lola (bunny) kisses on the phone making bugs freak out.

Lori: It sounds to us she likes youuuu~.

Loud sisters: EEEEEEEE!!!!!

Lola: And I can't believe see has my name.

Luna: I know right.

Daffy: Yup I agree with the girls right here. That woman likes you. You two going out again?

Lana: Oh yeah are you uncle Bugs?

Bugs: Not if I can help it. That girl's exhausting.

Lincoln: Why, what happened?

Bugs: I-I mean, I barely said a single word all night. She just keeps talking and talking and talking. It's like she doesn't know how to listen.

Daffy eats Bug's sandwich.

Daffy: Sorry, were you saying something?

Lisa: Like someone right here.

Lori: Come on uncle Bugs she is just trying to tell her about herself don't blame her. We want a new aunt.

Bugs: (sigh) I'll see what I can do.

Daffy: Well, I'm off to the club. There's a Mahjong tournament and the Goldbergs are going down.

Lynn jr: Oh can I come?

Daffy: Sure.

Lynn jr: Awesome!

The two left and the rest of the girls went to do their original things. When the telephone ringed. Bugs teared it apart.

Lincoln: Woah calm down uncle Bugs.

automated message: You've got email.

Bugs check his laptop, Lola (bunny) sent lots of e-mails.

Lincoln: Oh you were right. She is nuts.

Bugs: Yep. I think I should go do some errands wanna come?

Lincoln: Sure I'll help.

The end of part 1.