Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Getting Freaky on a Friday Night
Chapter One
I ran all the way back down the hill.
I passed by Fregley's house in full speed. I did however caught a small glimpse of him up on a tree in which I'm pretty sure it was from that explosion that happened from where my house is...
Or he just climbed up there because he felt like it.
"Hey Greg!" Shouted Fregley as I passed by him. "Bye Greg!" said Fregley as I left.
I ran and ran until I made it to my house. I stopped on my tracks and... your not gonna believe what I just saw.
Right in front of me, we're some big speakers. And not only that, but there are two people in front of my house.
The first one is a guy who looks small, wears a white shirt with a red prohibition sign on it, he's wearing blue baggy pants, red sneakers, and he is also wearing a red backwards cap. What's interesting about this guy is that he has spiky cyan hair which kinda reminds me of how many protagonists from different anime have that same hairstyle, except that it's in different colors.
And the other one is a girl who has long brown hair, a red dress, and she is wearing red high heels. Judging by her looks, she kinda reminds me of a girl from an old video game I used to play when I was ten years old.
But that doesn't matter. What matters is that where did they come from? Why are they here? What business do they have here in Plainview?
Whatever they are here for, I want some answers.
So... I walked up to them.
"Hey!" I said as I walked up to them. "Hey look Boyfriend, there's a local. Maybe he knows where we are." said the girl in the red dress, addressing to the guy with the cap. "Beep?" said the guy with the cap.
"Hey, excuse me." I said with a bit of concern. "Who are you guys? Where did you guys come from?" I asked them questionably.
"Well that's a fine way of saying hello." said the girl in the dress. "Sorry." I apologized to the strange people.
"Beep boop bap." said the guy with the cap. I stared at the guy in confusion on what he just said. "Um... excuse me but, what did he say?" I asked. "Oh, he said it's okay." said the girl in the dress.
"Oh." I said. "Anywho... who are you guys" I told the strange people.
"Oh right sorry." said the girl. "My name is Girlfriend and the little guy that's with me is Boyfriend. It's nice to meet you." said the girl in the dress. I was kinda confused on their names.
"Hold up. What were your names again?" I asked. "My name is Girlfriend and this is Boyfriend." said Girlfriend.
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I...
Don't know how to respond to that.
"You're telling me that your names are Boyfriend and Girlfriend?" I asked them in confusion. "Um yeah? That's our names." said Girlfriend.
I wasn't sure what to say to that except... "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed.
"What's so funny?" said Girlfriend. "Beep boop boop bop bap?" said Boyfriend who probably asked the same question as Girlfriend.
"Ha ha ha ha! I'm sorry I just... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" I laughed and laughed until i caught my breath.
"I'm sorry, it's just... your names though." I said to the two of them. "Why do you two have those names. Did your parents gave you those names or something?"
"Well that's very rude of you." said Girlfriend who looked very offended. "Skibiddy bee bop." said Boyfriend.
"Sorry about that. I just find it weird that those are your names. That's all." I said.
"Well please don't make fun of our names. We do not appreciate that." said Girlfriend.
"I promise." I told Girlfriend.
"Beep boop bap dee." said Boyfriend. "Huh?" I said confused.
"Oh. Boyfriend is telling you on what your name is." said Girlfriend. "Actually... what is your name, random person. You didn't tell us your name?"
"Oh right, sorry." I said. I introduced myself and told the two of them my name.
"My name is Greg Heffley. Nice to meet you." I said.
"It's very nice to meet you too Greg." said Girlfriend, who smiled. "Beep beep boop bap." said Boyfriend as well.
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"So anyways... what brings you guys here in Plainview?" I asked.
"Oh. We came here check this place out." said Girlfriend. "Me and my Boyfriend like to travel and come across many interesting people. Isn't that right babe?" said Girlfriend to Boyfriend.
"Beep bop." said Boyfriend.
"Oh. Is that really it?" I said to them.
"Well, not really." said Girlfriend. "Whenever we come to a new place, my Boyfriend would always come across new people and challenge them to a rap battle."
"Wait really?" I said confused.
"Yeah. It's true." said Girlfriend.
"Beep bop boop bop beep." said Boyfriend. "Oh my." said Girlfriend who looked surprised.
"Um... what did he say?" I said to Girlfriend.
"Oh. He said that he wants to challenge you to a rap battle." said Girlfriend.
"Oh okay. I guess that wo- Wait What!" I said in shock. I then pointed to Boyfriend and said "You want to challenge me to a rap battle!"
"Beep." said Boyfriend in response.
"B-b-b-b-b-but. I don't have a microphone!" I said in response.
Boyfriend then threw a microphone at me.
"Oh." I said in response.
"But, I don't know how to rap!" I said in disbelief. I have never gotten into a rap battle before and I don't know how to rap. I mean, I have watched some rap videos on the internet before. But those rap videos always have swears and mature content on them. I don't know a single thing about rapping.
"Don't worry Greg. I'll teach you the basics of rapping." said Girlfriend.
"Wait. You can help me?" I said to Girlfriend in confusion. "Of course." said Girlfriend. "I did taught Boyfriend how to rap and just look at him now, he became an absolute pro. Isn't that right babe." said Girlfriend to Boyfriend.
"Beep bap." said Boyfriend in response.
"Well... okay. I guess I'll try." I said in response.
"That's the spirit!" said Girlfriend. "Alright, let's get you ready for your first rap battle by doing the tutorial!" she said merrily.
I was ready for my lesson in rapping. I'm nervous.
End of Chapter One