Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Getting Freaky on a Friday Night
Chapter Two
"So, are you ready for your first lesson Greg?" said Girlfriend.
"Um, sure." I asked. I was really nervous about rapping since this is basically my first time learning how to rap.
"Okay! Let's do the tutorial!" said Girlfriend in a cheery tone. I was ready for anything.
(Cue: Tutorial from Friday Night Funkin)
The music started. I waited patiently for the signing to start.
Girlfriend then started singing. But, I was confused when she sang.
"Left, Right, Left, Right." sang Girlfriend while pointing. "Um... what?" I said, confused. I was confused by her singing, but that wasn't the weirdest part.
The weirdest part is when some brightly colored arrows had just appeared out of nowhere!
"What the... Okay, stop the music! Stop! Stop!" I yelled.
The music then stopped.
"What? What's wrong?" said Girlfriend.
"What the heck was that?" I asked Girlfriend. "I'm singing for the tutorial. What else?" said Girlfriend.
"But, why are you singing Left and Right while pointing. That's weird?" I said to Girlfriend. "Not only that, there were some floating arrows that just came out of nowhere! Can you explain that!" I called out.
"Woah there! No need to yell." Said Girlfriend who tried to calm me down. "That's how a rap battle is supposed to work. You just gotta mimic the words and match the arrows. It's not weird at all." said Girlfriend.
"Wait what?" I said in confusion. "I have to mimic the words and match the arrows in order to win a rap battle? I thought the whole point of a rap battle is to diss someone." I said.
"Beep bap boop." said Boyfriend. "Huh?" I said confused on what Boyfriend has just said.
"Boyfriend said that this isn't the same type of rap from where we're from." said Girlfriend. "You see, me and my Boyfriend came from a world where rap battles are all the rage." said Girlfriend.
"Wait, really?" I said. I was very puzzled about what Girlfriend said. She told me all about where she and Boyfriend came from and how their world works by rap battling. She then told me about her dad and how he wasn't happy to see her dating someone like Boyfriend.
Girlfriend went on about how her dad tried to either hurt or even kill Boyfriend, but Boyfriend ends up winning in the end.
This... somewhat amazes me. However, Girlfriend revealed something to me which pretty much send shivers down my spine.
I don't know if it's safe to tell you about this, but I guess I have to. So here it is...
Girlfriend is a... demon. And I mean an actual demon!
"Y-y-y... You're a... D-d-d-demon." I stammered to Girlfriend in a scared tone.
"Hate to say this but, yes, I am." said Girlfriend. Is this for real? Is Girlfriend an actual demon? If so, why is Boyfriend dating her? Why isn't he scared? Should I be worried?
I didn't do a good job of hiding my fear because Girlfriend noticed the scared look on my face. But, she wasn't angry at me.
"Calm down Greg. I'm not gonna hurt you." she said in a comforting voice. "Bap beep." said Boyfriend, who was also comforting me as well.
"Listen, just because I have demon powers and I came from a family of demons, but that doesn't make me a threat." said Girlfriend. "Yes, I am a demon, but I would never harm anyone (except that one time with that guy in the green shirt and his talking dog)".
"Wait what?" I said in confusion after that last part she said. "Nothing." she said rather quickly.
"But the point is... I would never use any of my demon powers to hurt the ones I love." said Girlfriend. She looks over to Boyfriend and smiled at him. Boyfriend smiles back at her.
After seeing them smile at each other for about a minute, I felt a little better.
"So... should we get back to our lesson?" said Girlfriend.
"Yeah. I'm ready." I asked.
And so, we started the lesson again.
(Cue: Tutorial from Friday Night Funkin) (Again)
The music started up again. This time I was ready.
"Left, Right, Left, Right," sang Girlfriend while pointing.
"Left, Right, Left, Right," I sang in response while matching the arrows that are going up.
"That's how you do it!" said Girlfriend who congratulated me for getting it right.
For some reason, when I sang Left and Right, my voice had changed. I sounded like I was singing on Autotune. But, that didn't really bothered me. I continued my lesson.
"Up, Down, Up, Down," sang Girlfriend, this time pointing up and down.
"Up, Down, Up, Down," I repeated.
"That's how you do it!" said Girlfriend who also congratulated me for getting it right.
"Left, Up, Down, Right." sang Girlfriend.
"Left, Up, Down, Right." I repeated.
"Down, Down, Up. Down, Down, Right." sang Girlfriend.
"Down, Down, Up. Down, Down, Right. I repeatedly sang. I was getting the hang of it.
"Down Up Right Up, Right." sang Girlfriend.
"Down Up Right Up, Right." I repeated. After singing that, I ended up singing the song by myself.
And just like that, the song was over.
I had finished my lesson.
End of Chapter Two