Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Getting Freaky on a Friday Night

Chapter Four

Me and Boyfriend stood our ground. We both stared at each other for about a minute until we got into our stances.

I gripped my microphone tightly. The thought of going face to face with a rapper who has battled countless opponents made my head sweat. Boyfriend was in a battle-ready position, and so am I.

"Are you two ready?" announced Girlfriend. Me and Boyfriend both nodded.

"Alright. Here we go!" said Girlfriend as she was about to start the next song. She began the count down.

"3... 2... 1... Go!" announced Girlfriend.

The song then starts.

Note: The song that will be playing is Wimpy. It is based on the actual Diary of a Wimpy Kid FNF Mod. Also fun fact, the making of the mod was leaked on the internet which is after I wrote the story.

P.S. the lyrics that are in the song are going to be fan made by me.

I sang first.

"Well, I am ready to-o-o-o rap. Here it goes. Yeah." I sang.

"Beep beep beep beep. Beep bop beep bop beep beep. Beep beep bap. Boop." sang Boyfriend.

"I'm nervous. For I'm just a normal kid. With a normal, life." I sang.

"Beep beep beep beep bop. Beep beep bap boop beep beep. Beep beep bap boop." Sang Boyfriend again.

"I write down everything in my journal. Because one day, I'll be rich and famous."

"Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep bap bap bap. Beep bap beep bap beep b-b-b boop beep boop b-b-b beep."

"And when I become rich and famous-s-s, All my troubles, will go away in an instant."

"Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep beep. Bop bop bop. Beep beep bop beep bop beep bop. B-b-b boop beep boop beep beep b-b-b boop".

"Hey hold on a minute! I just realized something-ing-ing. I don't like it when people copy stuff from me."

"Beep beep Beep beep beep bop beep bop beep bop b-b-b beep bop beep bop beep beep boop bop."

"No. I'm being serious. Please don't copy me-e-e-e. Because all that will do is make me mad, yeah."

"Beep beep beep beep beep bop beep bop beep bop b-b-b beep bop beep bop beep beep boop bop."

"Oh my gosh! I told you to stop copying me-e-e! Now look what you did! I'm now in a foul mood because of you!"

"Bap beep bap beep beep boop beep boop bap beep boop beep beep bap beep bap bap boop bop beep beep boop bappity bappity boop beep."

"Since you won't stop copying me, I'm gonna make this rap so hard, that you will possibly not even succeed."

"Bap beep bap beep boop boop beep beep bap. Beep bap beep boop boop beep beep. Bap boop beep bop beep bop b-b-b-boop boop boop beep."

"Y-y-y you. Y-y-y you will not beat me in this rap battle. Because I will be popular and I won't be seen as an outcast."

"B-b-b bop bop. B-b-b bop bop. Beep boop beep beep beep bap beep beep. Beep beep. Beep boop beep b-b-bop bop beep beep boop."

(Together)

Greg: "I will be. I will be. So famous, That everyone will respect me and doesn't treat me like trash. Oh yeah yeah. That's right."

BF: "Beep bop boop beep. Beep bop boop beep. Beep boop beep beep boop bop boop beep boop beep beep bop beep.

Greg: "I will be respected, not just my family. But to the rest of this town as well. So I can be proven that I'm not a wimp."

BF: "Bop bop bop. Beep beep bop boop boop beep beep b-b-b beep beep boop boop beep beep boop beep beep bap beep beep."

Greg & BF: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

Greg: "Let's end this quickly. Yeah? This is very tiring. But not before I say this."

BF: "Beep bop beep boop beep boop. Beep bap beep bap beep bap boop beep. Boop boop boop boop boop beep bap."

Greg: "I - am -not - a - wimp. Okay. I -am - not - a - wimp-imp-imp-imp."

BF:" Boop. Boop bap. Beep bap. Beep boop. Boop. Boop bap. Beep boop-oop-oop-oop."

And just like that, the song was over.

Ihad...

.

.

.

Lost.

Darn it.

End of Chapter Four