Hancock/ The Boys
A school boy walks up to a passed out drunk on the bench, the drunk has a sleep eye mask on his head to cover his eyes as the boy looks him over. The boy tries to knock the drunk awake, but the drunk doesn't respond, only letting out a snore. The boy lifts the drunk's arm up to try and awaken him but the drunk doesn't respond.
The boy gets fractured and hits him in order to wake his ass up.
"Hancock" the boy yelled, making the drunk known as Hancock groan. Hancock slowly moves around as he tiredly reaches for his sleeping mask to look at who's waking him up. Hancock opens his eyes to see a little boy in a school uniform, looking at him expectedly.
"What boy?" Hancock asked, still not fully awake and having a hangover, asking what the boy wants,
"Bad Guys" The boy points at a surprising amount of Television monitors showing a car chase, the boy still looks at him expectedly as Hancock slowly gets on his elbows. He watches the police car chase as the news explains the freeway is now a gunfight with police chasing them.
Hancock looks at the news before looking at the school boy who is still staring at him for some reason.
"The hell you want? A cookie? Get out of my face" Hancock said, the school boy turns on him with a side glaze before walking away.
"Asshole" the boy calls out, leaving Hancock there.
"What?" Hancock gets up, some kid calling him an asshole.
"You heard me" The kid calls out, walking away as Hancock slowly gets up, feeling the hangover and he puts a finger on his nose to blow out any snot he might have before wiping his face.
He reaches down on the ground to pick up his sunglasses, picking them up he sees a smoking hot ass passing him. He can't help but pitch it. The woman jumped in surprise before angrily walking away from him.
"Asshole" She called out, continuing to walk as Hancock puts the sunglasses on his face, slowly swaying back and forth. Still feeling drunk he looks at the news to get the details of the car chase.
Reaching down he grabs a bottle of booze and he cracks his neck side to side as he gets up. Jumping up to the sky and breaking the bench in the first place. Flying up in the sky he turns in the air at fast speed.
Drunkenly swaying side to side in the air as the wind blows in Hancock's face, he flees across the city, holding the booze as he looks down on the ground, looking up he sees some pelicans in his face.
"Look out" Hancock tries to avoid hitting a few, as he spits feathers out of his face. He flees faster as he turns to avoid hitting a plane. Flying straight to the police car chase, and hitting a freeway sign.
Causing the police cars to stop and get hit by the fallen sign. Hancock flies to the car driving away from the police.
The car running and gunning kept driving until the thug looked to see a hand on the roof. Then the hand pulled the cover off scaring the shit out of them.
"What the fuck"
"It the fucking sup"
"Don't be Homelander"
They freak out until they see Hancock. Hancock drunk sits down in the car as the man looks confused before yelling at him in another language.
"Hancock?"
"Beat it, 'soulja boy'"
"Get out, fake hero"
They shouted and pointed their guns at him as Hancock is too tired to hear this shit as he tries to shush them.
"He smells like a bar"
"You pay for the hero"
"Those Vought heroes would have destroyed this car"
"Hey, hey, hey, fellows, fellows, hey, I don't give a shit what you did, I don't care, 3 guys in a car, no girls, rave music..hey, I'm not gonna judge." Hancock said to them.
"I'm doing you a favour, if those Seven jackasses got you, they will be scraping you off the road, so if you don't pull over and give yourself up quietly, I swear to Christ," pointing at one guy pointing a gun at him.
"Your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass" He said, pointing at another guy.
"And you drew the short stick cause your head is going up my ass" Hancock pointed at himself. They looked at him.
"Shoot this asswhole!"
The thugs shoot Hancock; the bullets don't hurt him as he doesn't look bothered by it. But his clothes, sun-glasses have holes in them. The bullets either stopped or bounced off him; the thugs had to duck to avoid the bullets as the driver freaked out and told them to stop.
"STOP" the driver shouted as he drove looking around, seeing everything have holes in it and Hancock holes a broken bottle.
"WHAT THE F%0*K?"
Hancock points at the broken bottle, shaking his head as he looks pissed. Getting pissed he stomps on the car, breaking the bottom and cracking the ground. Slowing down the car and making the thugs bump into the car, the car was slowing down but another force stopped the car in front of it.
Knocking the thugs out of the car, as Hancock stops and shakes his head and he looks forward to seeing a beautiful redheaded woman in an amazon-like outfit. Shaking his head, feeling another headache coming.
Queen Maeve looks at Hancock in surprise, not expecting him to be here when Homelander throws her at the running car. She didn't notice the car was already broken into by the only hero that can stand up to Homelander without getting himself hurt or his reputation any worse than it already is.
"Christ almighty, Maeve, Why do you have to drop in like that, I mean come on, who jumps in front of a moving car" Hancock complains to the Sups, as Queen Maeve raised her eye at the drunk super.
"Someone who can't take bullets should be able to stop a car from running someone over '' Queen Maeve said as Hancock looks at her with a raised brow before looking at the thugs who flow out of the car.
"Do there look bulletproof to you?" Hancock asked Queen Maeve, she looked at the thugs who are now holding broken bones and broken legs, as they cry out in pain. One stands up but looks hurt as he slowly walks while holding his leg in pain and holding the gun.
The driver stood up in great pain, he felt his bones might be fractured. But he has to run, slowly trying to get away while holding his injured leg on one hand and gun in the other. He looks to see Hancock and Queen Maeve coming to him, feeling scared he points his gun at them. Despite the pointlessness of shooting bullets at them.
"Now calm down, your car just hit a super tight ass so let's get you to a hospital cause that doesn't look good" Hancock pointed at him but he goes to listen as he aims the gun at them. But the thug felt this gun really hot and screams in pain as this gun melts in his hand looking up he sees lasers melting his gun as he cries in agony and passes out in pain.
Homelander flies down and lasers the one thug trying to run as he lower to the ground to see two other thugs in pain and two familiar sups.
"And here comes the blonde douchebag here to save the day" Hancock said in annoyance, to Queen Maeve's slight smile. Homelander heard it too but can't do anything about it as Queen Maeve knows Hancock can say what he wants about Homelander and Homelander can't do his usual intimidation on him.
Homelander lands on the ground as another thug tries to get up but it wobbles as the thug tries to walk but Homelander stands and fights before him, as he falls back.
"Where do you think you're going?" Homelander asked the thug as the thug currently is trying to get away from Homelander, knowing he would kill him brutally.
"To a hospital hopefully, but since you're here a funeral home" Hancock called out to him as Homelander turned to face the only man who could stand up to him.
"Hancock, surprised to see you waking up this early" Homelander said in a friendly tone, as Hancock just shrugs the weird way Homelander does to him every time they meet.
"Well you know, homie, saw a crime, didn't have much to do today so why not" Hancock said as he stretched his arms as the police showed up with a few civilians coming around to take pictures.
"Since you're not doing anything these days why not join the Seven" Homelanders asked as Queen Meave signed before waving to a few people taking pictures.
"Lamplighter retires so we have an open position that needs to be filled" Homelander tries to sell it to Hancock, but he is not buying it.
"And be a part of all that corporate bullshit, wear that tight spandex, they might give me a black one cause I'm black for diversity shit or something" Hancocks doesn't take the offer to join a position in the seven.
"Come on Hancock, many sups would kill to be offering a position to join the Seven '' Homelanders tries to get him to join by grabbing his shoulder but Hancock shakes his head and shakes off Homelander.
"I'm allergic to bullshit Homie, give the position to some white girl from Kansas or something, I don't give a shit" Hancock said as he walked away from the sups as he drunk flies off to who knows where.
Homelander looks at Hancock in frustration, not understanding Hancock at all. Homelander knows the only one that can stand up to him is Hancock; in turns of power both of them are evenly equal. Homelander thinks he has an advantage with his lasers but Hancock might have more power then he lets anyone know. Which makes Homelander more cautious when he is with Hancock.
But when Homelander meets Hancock he can't help but empathize with him. Here a person who's just as powerful as him but so different. Homelander wonders if he would be like Hancock if Vought never got him.
When Vought wanted to recruit Hancock to the Seven he was all for it. Someone that could stand up to him and not break when he talks to him, it was a new feeling he had never felt in a long time, someone he could talk to like an equal. He even tries to get the Seven to change to the Eight just to give Hancock a position to join, but none of that works.
"Looking down about Hancock" Queen Meave asked him as he turned to look at her.
"I just don't understand him, he is just as strong as me but does nothing with his life" Homelander complains as he waves to the people taking photos with Queen Meave by his side.
"Must be hard to not be in control for once" Queen Meave said, knowing it might get him pissed but both she and Homelander know it true.
"There's no rush, sooner or later he'll join, one way or another," Homelander said, as he started to wave and take photos with people asking for him.
Queen Meave looks at the Hancock way in both pity and anger. Anger that Hancock lets Homelander get away with whatever he wants but can't help but empathies with him as well. She hopes he finds a way to get away from Homelander's and Vought's bullshit. She worries what Homelander would do to get Hancock into the Seven.
With Lamplighter retiring the position is open; she knows the Deep and Translucent hate Hancock. Hancock threw a beach whale in the ocean which traumatised the Deep and one time hit Translucent while drunk into a paint store, everyone could see him naked and covered in paint. The incidents made everyone else laugh every time despite the amount of time Vought used to try and suppress those images of a painted cover Translucent.
Basicly a Hancock/ The Boys crossover, I love watching the boys and saw the trends of Hancock's powers. Then I saw a Hancock/The Boys idea and I thought I should give it a go.