Rick and Morty/Don't look up, One Shot
Rick and Summer where on Earth 2021-D, there were going to Ferkus IX apocalypse party but the meteor impact gain more speed and destroy the planet while there were on Slartivart. Rick promising Summer three end of the world party took them to another earth that having it own world ending event.
Rick search the multiverse and found a party on an earth and thought fuck it, so Rick and Summer went to a fun party in New York, the humans of this earth are way too conflicted on facts and can't make a decision without political parties have a hand it in, they pretty much can't see reality and keep denying what literary over their heads. Hell the government is making a campaign about it, so sad.
Now Rick and Summer are partying at New York, dancing, drinking and having sex. It was fun, as people had to wait till they saw it then they started the party but Rick and Summer didn't care.
Summer crosses her arms looking annoyed at Rick and Daphne hugging each other lovely, Summer hates Daphne for forcing Rick to make an attachment to escape her planet. Summer and Rick made rules, no strings or attachments. But here Rick was holding Daphne like she was the love of his life.
Summer hates this, this was supposed to be no love, drug it up and suck it up.
"Ok Grandpa the meteorite is almost here, we can go now" Summer said, as New York around them goes into chaos but they don't care they are just enjoying the party.
"Na Na we still got time" Rick said, dunking to Summer as he hugs Daphne to Summer's frustration.
"Well stop being in love and start having fun" Summer is getting pissed at Rick right now.
"Love pretty fun Summer, when you give it a chance" Rick said as Summer is losing it.
"It's not even love, Daphne just with so she can keep surviving" Summer said, can't take his anymore, knowing Daphne only being with Rick to escape her doomed planet.
"Aaa the young so naïve" Rick signs in nostalgia as he hugs Daphne closer. Summer growls at him as she starts walking to the ship. Walking around people having sex on the streets to people murdering each other, as Summer walks through it all to get to the ship.
Summer opened the ship's door and started up Rick's ship, turning the ship as it slowly floated in the ground to the surprise of the surrounding people as they all stopped what they were doing to watch the ship fly though the sky, right to the meteor.
LINE
A Helicopter leaves the space base as the President Janie Orlean and CEO of BASH Peter Isherwell sit comfortably as they head to a spaceship with cryo pod and other technologies that need to leave planet earth in case they were wrong. Which was obvious from the beginning.
"Hello, there is a ship, if we were wrong and clearly we were wrong" the President said, not really acting surprised at this point.
"Of course, you got a ship" Dr Randall Mindy said, not caring anymore at this point.
"It holds two thousand, state of the art cryo chambers and set to find the nearest earth like planet, there room for you and one another, it your call" Janie Orlean offer him,
"I'm good but thank you for the offer, '' Dr Randall said, as Peter Isherwell looked at his phone, and saw something that surprised him.
"Ooo my, what is" Peter said in surprise as he pointed to the video on the TV as it got the President's attention.
"what the hell is?" Janie stopped talking as she and Peter saw something flying to the meteor.
"Ms President" Randall asked, not sure what happened, he was still on the phone.
"Turn on your TV," Janie said, looking shocked at what she saw. Randall looks confused until he goes into the living room as the people on the dinner table look at him.
"What's wrong?" Kate Dibiasky asked as they followed Randall turn on the tv, what they all saw shocked them.
A video showing a car-like ship flying straight for the Meteor,they all watched as the ship powered up and shot a laser at the meteor, destroying it entirely.
The whole world stopped and watched as the flying spaceship flew back down on the ground with everyone watching. Too shocked to say anything.
LINE
Everyone stops at New York as they all see the ship flying and destroy the meteor and watch as it lands right in front of an old man and weird blue woman.
"Ok, congratulations, your apocalypse is avoided, and Grandpa you and I can go home. Daphne you may come with. If you want to and don't have to" Summer said, looking at Daphne.
"I don't know what you're getting at, Summer, obviously Daphne wants to…" Rick was about to say until he saw Daphne looking away.
"You cold bitch" Rick said to Daphne.
"Good bye" Daphne walks away as the crowd all watch them in shock.
"They stop the meteor, we are not going to die" A man said, still naked, as everyone cheered. Everyone in the world cheered as the crowd lifted the two up in celebration.
On the Helicopter the President and CEO were watching in shock and horror.
"We have to do something right now" Janie said, knowing if they don't say something it could end their careers.
"Absolutely, the space ships were less likely to succeed anyway" the CEO of BASH casually said, as they both fly straight to the two savour of the world.
LINE
Rick and Summer are currently at some ransack podium where everyone was cheering and celebrating, thanking them and everything. Honestly it would be nice if Rick was already in a pissed mood.
"Sorry I messed things up with Daphne" Summer apologised, ignoring the cheering cord around her.
"Shut up, I get it" Rick said, reluctant but understanding.
"Really?" Summer was surprised by this.
"But I have to admit, it was pretty rick of you to invert an apocalypse in a traturm of cinasim just to destroy one dumb relationship." Rick said as turned to see some lady at the stage talking to the crowd with some weird guy, she was the president or something. They don't care.
"Still sorry" Summer apologies, knowing it still hurts Rick one way or another.
"I would have done the same for you" Rick said, more than willing to do the same.
"Promise" Summer holds out a pinky as Rick pinky promises her.
"Love you, Grandpa Rick" Summer said,
"Don't make it weird, already have to deal with this' ' Rick said walking over as it looked like they were about to announce them or something.
"And I like to thank our American hero, Richard Sanches" the female President said as she was about to talk but Rick stopped her.
"Yeah Yeah, Shut up already" Rick said to her shock as few people gasp but all stop to listen.
"Well Richard" "The names Rick you stupid bitch, Jesus Christ, what the fuck where you thinking not stopping a mountain size rock as soon as you heard about it, you were inform of it six month in advance, but you waste a month until a picture of your old sagy vagina was made public" Rick said to her shock as everyone get quite hearing all this. The president's son Jason Orlean came to stop Rick.
"Hey don't talk about my mother" "Shut your fat-ass up, the only reason you have a job was because your mommy need a bitch that wouldn't say no to her and she couldn't use her boy toy gym trainer in her office" Rick cut him off before turning to the crowd.
"That's right, your president knew the meteor was coming a six months before it was coming, she wasted time to use the meteor to stop you all looking at her worn out pussy, then this pale ass saw how valuable the rock was and want to cash in on it" Rick said point at the BASH CEO.
"Now listen here, the plan was to evolve humanity" "yeah under your payroll, when you evolve everyone into a brain dead consumer that buys your useless phones that you stole from your partner" Rick said, getting in Peter Isherwell's face.
"Now you see" "Ooo no see here, man that will destroy the planet for a few bucks. Hey everyone it's his guy's fault for you all nearly dying, he played for science shit that was never tested and kicked out everyone smart enough to see through the bullshit" Rick pointed at Peter Isherwell as the crowd started to get pissed.
"Now people I" "You welling scared" A phone rings on Peter's phone showing a picture of himself jacking off to a picture of the president photo.
"I own you, I pay for you, I own you, everyone listen to me, I own America, I own the world" Peter on the video says to himself masturbating as everyone gets really angry, the crowd even the security guard that were supposed to defend the leaders.
"remember it all their fault, they cause the meteor to came here, they made you waste time with that don't look up at the fucking sky campaign, all them" Rick pointing at the President and CEO Shoulders as he leave the stage with Summer as the crowd slowly walking towards the terrify leaders.
Rick and Summer get on the ship as they fly away leaving the mod to tear the leaders apart.
"Man Rick, you really destroy them" Summer said as they started flying away.
"These types of people with their caveman brain and their social media honey shit that constantly make up bullshit, there the reason humanity is a failure and it pisses me off" Rick said as they fly away from the stupid earth.
Saw Don't Look Up then saw the Rick and Morty apocalypse party and thought why not, Rick took Summer and Daphne to the Don't look up earth, had a party until Summer stopped the Meteor then Rick destroyed the lives of the President and CEO, both socially and literally.