Ronald awoke the next morning next to his beautiful waifu, Mikasa Ackerman. Well, she was actually Mikasa DeSantis now because they were officially husbando and waifu. Ron DeSantis lightly kissed the smooth backside of his beautiful waifu as she rolled over to his side and their lips locked for a few brief seconds.
"Mikasa, I love you," Ronald said with tears in his eyes.
"I love you too, Ronald," Mikasa smiled.
After an hour of making out in bed, the DeSantis couple finally found the strength to get out of bed and get dressed. They had a huge day ahead of them. Florida was no longer safe, and DeSantis heard that survivors were fleeing north to Atlanta. Once there, apparently there was a refugee camp where survivors would be safe from the zombie hoards.
"Mikasa," Ronald asked. "Are you really from Paradis Island? How did you get to Earth?"
"It's a long story," Mikasa replied. "But I'm here because I love you."
"What happened to Eren?" Ronald inquired.
"He fucking died. Didn't you read the manga?" Mikasa laughed. DeSantis was not a big manga reader so he did not know what to say.
As they drove to Atlanta, DeSantis contemplated the horrors that had transpired. Every once in awhile he would see a zombie walking around the highway trying to chase the cars. DeSantis nearly hit one of the zombies with his own vehicle but swerved around it to continue the drive. Finally, they arrived at their destination. To DeSantis's shock, the refugee camp was in the Atlanta zoo.
"Hello, comrades," one of the men at the camp smiled. "My name is Joseph and I am the chef here at the refugee camp!"
"Wow, that's awesome!" Mikasa said, and DeSantis began getting a little jealous of her fascination with Chef Joseph.
"What's for dinner?" they both asked.
"I'm glad you asked!" Joseph exclaimed. "You see, we're running low on food so we have to resort to drastic measures. I hope you're not too attached to the pandas here because Lang Lang is about to be chop-chopped. I call it Panda Wok Yum Yum because it's panda meat cooked in a Wok with Yum Yum Sauce!"
Ronald and Mikasa were horrified, but they were both starving so they went along with it. They watched as Joseph took a big butcher knife and chopped Lang Lang the Panda into bite-sized pieces and threw him in the Wok pan. Lang Lang's remains charred and fried in the pan before Joseph dumped Yum Yum sauce on him! Afterwards, Joseph served the Panda Wok Yum Yum to all the refugees, including Ronald and Mikasa.
"This doesn't feel right," Ronald said, eating the Lang Lang. "Has the world really come to this?"
"We can't just hide here like cowards and eat Panda Wok," Mikasa added. "We gotta fight back against these zombie fucks."
Ronald nodded. The zombies took his home and his country, so he would take their lives.
TO BE CONTINUED!