Chapter 7: Castro became zombie?
Havana was a pretty awesome place. As it was an island, it remained safe from the zombie plague that had ravaged most of the world. However, it had an even bigger plague that had been ravaging it since the 1950s: COMMUNISM.
As Mikasa and Ronald DeSantis traversed the streets, they realized that not all was as it appeared on the surface. Joseph stayed close behind with his trusty wok pan, prepared to swat any secret police that either Castro or Crist would send. It had only been a month since Charlie Crist, the armored zombie, launched his coup d'etat. All of the United States was now at his mercy. To make matters worse, Crist decided to forsake America's capitalist allies and align with Cuba and Venezuela, recognize Palestine, and make Nina Turner his secretary of state. DeSantis was in enemy territory now.
"What's the plan now, my beautiful waifu?" Ronald asked.
"We must take over the island," Mikasa suggested. "We can spread our love and democracy to the Cubans. Then they will fight with us against Crist."
"There's one problem with that," Joseph said. "Castro has many spies everywhere. He might be watching us right now!"
And just like that, the Cuban Gestapo circled in on the trio. Their guns were aimed in their direction and they looked pretty scary. DeSantis was used to seeing puny deformed commies in Antifa, but these were buff and tough commies with broad shoulders. They meant business, and resisting them was futile.
"Freeze, gringos!" they shouted with intensity. "You're under arrest in the name of Raul Castro!"
Ronald, Mikasa, and Joseph were then brought to the Presidential Palace to answer to Supreme Leader Castro. The SUpreme Leader looked quite intimidating. However, he was currently stuffing his face with meat at his dinner table. The prisoners were seated on the other side of the room.
"Damn, this is some good meat!" Castro shouted. "Where did we even get this from? This tastes way better than the street orphans I usually eat!"
"Oh, this dish, Supreme Leader," explained his advisor, "is from overseas. It's a delicacy in East Asia and prepared by the best chef in the Philipines, Wang Wang Ma."
"Wang Wang Ma?" Castro repeated. "I've heard of him. He's a very respectful gentleman, and he's done his nation a great service by disposing of all the stray dogs plaguing the streets."
Ron DeSantis did not notice immediately, but Joseph was enraged. His eyes turned red like Kurapika's from Hunter x Hunter. He was out for blood, and the very mention of his archnemisis aroused him (in a nonsexual and very dramatic way). He not only wanted to kill Wang Wang Ma, but anyone who described him as a "respectful gentleman".
Joseph's Wok pan had been confiscated, but that did not matter. In a fit of rage, he broke out of his handcuffs and beat the nearby guard to death. He then took the Wok pan off the guard's corpse and charged at Castro. The guards tried to stop Joseph, but it was too late, and Joseph whacked Castro in the face, smashing his skull against the metal. Castro was mortally wounded, but he still had just enough strength for one last evil monologue.
"You might have killed me, boy, but I'm only the second greatest Castro in Cuba," he laughed maniacally.
"What do you mean?" Joseph interrogated. "Your brother is dead!"
"That's what you thought!" Castro grinned, and just like that, a zombified corpse entered the room! It was the body of FIDEL CASTRO HIMSELF!
Joseph ran to untie Ron and Mikasa DeSantis. Fidel Castro wasn't alone. There were a bunch of other zombified commies to deal with as well. Another epic battle was about to begin.
TO BE CONTINUED!