Chapter 8: CASTRO ATTACK ZOMBEI HAHAHAH (I'm high sorry guys)
Castro was zombie! Not just any zombie but a COMMIE SZOMBIE. He's a bad dude and he's leading some bad boys. Joseph Joestar, Mikasa Ackerman, and Ronald DeSantis are gonna fight him now. FIdel Castro say "why you stupid americans in my country?"
Ronald DeSantis told Castro "withdraw your zombies or else"
"Or else what, pussy?" Fidel Castro laughed maniacally. "I will destroy you! You killed me hermano Raul!"
"COmmie lives don't matter!" DeSantis shouted as he charged with Miksa and Joey. It was an epic battle with many zombies getting wokked by Joseph's pot. (I'm on the pot lol). Tjis is getting good and there's a lot of action.
Finally, the reinforcements from the IDF arrived on the island along with Juan Guado the rightful lord of Venezuela. Cuba was surrounded by based capitalist outlaws from all over the world even though world turned against them (because world was conquered by commie Crist after his coup).
"Stop on your tracks, Castro!" Guado shouted. "Your days of tyranny are over!"
Then suddenly the IDF burst in and shoot Castro in the nutsack! His nuts rolled out like potatoes out of a carton. "OOOOOOOOOW" Castro shouted as he died.
"VICTORY!" DeSantis shouted as loud as he could.
EVryone clapped.
Then suddenly Israeli general stepped forward.
"My Lord DeSantis," he said. "My name Yachim Anoos"
"My name DeSantis," Said DeSantis while smoking a joint. "Nice to meet you Yachim!"
"You must come to Israel now!" said Yachim ANoos. "We need your help!"
DesAntis was busy liberated Cuba, so instead Joseph volunteered to go with Yachim to the promised land.
By the end when dust settled, DeSantis and Guado won decisively. Fidel Castro was burned alive while commie logos were torn down all over the nation. Guado became the interim president of cuba AND Venezuela (which is next on DeSantis's list). Guado and DeSantis will now work together as allies in the FINAL BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIES IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHRE. Mikasa very hot with nice abs and she is by Ronald's side as they fight in South American jungles against Crist's hoards.
Meanwhile, Joseph goes to Israel with Yachim. Mossad had intercepted a peculiar piece of technology in the gaza strip. Yachim knows this technology well and has a traumatic history with it. What lies in store for Joseph and Yachim? FIND OUT SOON!
TO BE CONTINUED!