Chapter 12: Mikasa vs Eva!

Everyone was shocked by the aftermath of the explosion. Bolsonaro's guards swooped in and surrounded the room. Ron DeSantis shielded his beloved waifu with his arms. It was a terrible scene.

"Someone must have placed a bomb on Cawthorn's wheelchair," Mikasa realized.

"Shit," DeSantis exclaimed. He was reminded of that scene from Breaking Bad where Gus got his face blown off by a similar contraption. "Whoever did this must be working for Charlie Crist!"

Everyone looked over at Eva Elfie who was standing around while laughing maniacally.

"Xaxaxaxaxa!" she giggled. "I meant to kill all of you, but unfortunately I only got Cawthorn. Oh well!"

"You fucking traitor!" DeSantis shouted, pulling out a revolver. "I'll kill you!"

But then Eva Elfie took off her shirt and pulled out an AK-47! She pointed it in the direction of Bolsonaro and fired.

"Bolsonaro look out!" Mikasa shouted but he was too mesmerized by Eva Elfie's abnormally large tits to care.

Bolsonaro was hit five times by the gunfire and toppled over. Eva Elfie laughed maniacally as it happened. Ron DeSantis returned fire as Mikasa put on her omni-directional mobility gear and swung around the room like a ninja. Eva Elfie was not a titan or a zombie, just a crazed psychopath. Nonetheless, she had to be put down like a rabid dog.

Elfie continued shooting her AK-47 in the direction of Mikasa while dodging her slashes. It was a very tense battle between two smoking hot women that would have aroused Ron DeSantis had the circumstances not been so extreme. He looked over at Bolsonaro's bloody corpse and saw where being horny got him. Now was a time to focus.

"Xaxaxaxaxa!" Eva Elfie laughed. "You cannot catch me!"

However, Mikasa was fast and swung with all her might directly at the nape of Eva Elfie's neck. Her head came FLYING OFF and landed next to Madison Cawthorn's destroyed wheelchair. At last, the menace was dead. Ron DeSantis ran over to Bolsonaro's body and cradled it in his arms (in a non gay way because he is very much straight).

"Presidente!" he cried. Conveniently, Bolsonaro had just enough strength to give a monologue before dying.

"Ronald DeSantis," he wheezed. "You and Mikasa are the only ones who can save the world from the communist scourge. Go forth, DeSantis, and you'll become a legend."

And then Bolsonaro died. Ron and Mikasa cried for hours over the deaths of the Brazilian leader and of Representative Cawthorn (R-NC). They then made love before departing Brazil. Bolsonaro had agreed to give them control of the Brazilian air force for the final attack against Venezuela. However, neither Ron nor Mikasa could be a pilot.

"I will be the pilot!" a voice declared. It was Senator John James from Michigan. "Let's fly!"

TO BE CONTINUED