Chapter 13: Virginia is for lovers
The Battle of Venezuela was raging fiercely. Under the leadership of Commander John James, the air force was pushing back Maduro's communist hoards. DeSantis and Mikasa fought on the ground in hand to hand combat against the commie scum.
Unfortunately, Maduro had many allies and the fighting was tough. Peruvian dictator Pedro Castillo sent Shining Path mercenaries to fight DeSantis. Being the chad that he was, DeSantis easily destroyed the Shining Path guerillas and t-bagged their corpses like he was in a Modern Warfare II lobby. Overall, the battle was approaching its end and victory was in sight.
Back in the States, the same could not be said. DeSantis's absence resulted in president-cum-dictator Charlie Crist consolidating his power. He ruled over America with his zombie army and nobody was safe!
In the midst of the bloodshed, two men were happily spending their honeymoon together in Virginia Beach. One of the men, known as "Little T", was cuddling in the arms of the bigger, stronger man, "Tall G". Glenn Youngkin, otherwise known as Tall G, towered above all at 6'7''. Terry McAuliffe, otherwise known as "Little T", stood at a meek 5'1''. Occasionally, Youngkin would make TMac put on a dress and moan like an anime girl. Youngkin was the Dom, but both men were okay with this.
"You'd make an excellent governor, Terry," Youngkin sighed.
"So would you, Glenn," TMac replied in a seductive tone.
They were about to make out on the beach when suddenly, a zombie appeared from behind and bit TMac on the arm!
"Ahhhhh!" he shrieked while Glenn fought the zombie with his bare hands. Eventually, the zombie was defeated, but TMac wasn't doing so hot. While he was still alive, TMac began making moaning noises.
"Critical race theory good," TMac moaned. "Critical race theory good."
"Are you ok, my love?" Glenn Youngkin asked.
"Critical race theory good!" TMac replied aggressively. "Critical race theory VERY GOOD!"
Terry McAuliffe then lunged at Glenn Youngkin! It was not in a sexual way, but an evil corrupted way. Youngkin retreated in a panic as TMac started devouring nearby people on the beach. He could not bring himself to fight his beloved husband, even if he had become a zombie.
Finally, after ten minutes of a violent rampage by TMac, he paused. He made eye contact with Youngkin.
"Heil Charlie Crist!" he shouted as he ran away.
Youngkin was petrified. He did not know how to fight TMac without hurting him in the process. He did not want to hurt his beloved husband, but Tmac was now an evil zombie working for Charlie Crist. Fortunately, Youngkin had Ron DeSantis's personal phone number and gave him a call. He would know what to do.
TO BE CONTINUED