Chapter 14: Epic Virginia Battle Part 1
"Yo DeSantis," Youngkin called. "My husband TMac turned into a zombie. He's a puppet of Biden now."
This was an emergency. All over Virginia there were reports of TMac assaulting girls in bathrooms, reading sexually explicit content to young boys, and screaming about Trump. This was no ordinary zombie. He was a CREEPY zombie.
DeSantis was too busy down in South America to answer Youngkin's pleas for help. It was getting chaotic. Youngkin was alone with no allies while TMac had a zombified Kamala Harris, Charlie Crist, and the Loudoun County school board.
Suddenly, TMac approached Youngkin from behind. As a former gay couple, Youngkin liked when TMac approached him from behind, but these were different circumstances. TMac swung at Youngkin and knocked him six feet back. Youngkin tried to respond with a counterpunch but it had no effect.
"Hey Trumpkin!" TMac snarled. Beside him was a group of Loudoun County board members. Each of them had receding hairlines and was hissing bitterly.
Youngkin stood firm. He would not be bullied by TMac and his thralls. He would fight the entire Loudoun County school board by himself if he had to. Luckily, he would not have to be alone for long. Winsome Sears and Jason Miyares emerged behind Youngkin with a mob of angry parents. They all carried pitchforks and were ready for a fight.
"Hey TMac, you need to stop evoking Trump and raping kids you weirdo!" Youngkin shouted.
"Critical race theory good, Trumpkin! Critical race theory very good!" TMac replied, and Youngkin knew he had no choice. Each side drew their weapons.
An epic fight was about to go down in Virginia. Which side will win? Find out in the next chapter of A Critique of Floridian Politics!
TO BE CONTINUED