Chapter 15: EPIC VIRGINIA BATTLE Part 2
The showdown between Youngkin and TMac was about to begin. Sears and Miyares stood firmly behind Commander Youngkin. Not only were they eager to destroy the zombie menace known as Terry McAuliffe, but they were also excited to beat the shit out of the soulless communist school board.
"Freedom!" shouted Youngkin as the two opposing armies charged.
Sears fired her rifle at two of the school board trolls. They did not even react, for they had become zombified just like TMac. Either that or they had been ghouls the entire time. Nobody really knows. Anyway, they were blasted into a gazillion pieces and Sears t-bagged their corpses. Miyares pounced on another school board member. In fact, Republicans were pouncing all over the place!
Things were getting pretty gruesome as angry Virginia parents and school board zombies stabbed each other with pitchforks like it was 1610. It was an all-out battle, but Youngkin had to focus on the true enemy - TMac.
"Critical race theory very good!" TMac cried as he ripped apart the face of one of Youngkin's comrades. "Bring it on, Trumpkin!"
Youngkin wasted no time charging at TMac with all his might. In the back of his head, he heard the music "Swordland" from Sword Art Online playing. As a gay man, it was Youngkin's favorite anime. He imagined himself as Kirito as he slashed at TMac with his katana. Unfortunately, Youngkin did not have plot armor and was stabbed in the RIB!
"Oh no!" Youngkin shouted as he fell over, bleeding profusely. Things were not looking good for him. TMac bared his claws and was about to deliver the finishing blow when suddenly a HONK was heard. Both TMac and Youngkin turned around as a huge Dunkin Donuts truck sped at them rapidly! TMac barely had time to react as the truck RAN HIM OVER.
By this time, the battle was reaching its end. The Loudoun County school board had been ripped to pieces by Youngkin's army of parents. Youngkin himself was trying to stay awake, for he knew if he fell asleep he might never wake back up. He had lost too much blood.
Then, the man exited his truck with a large shotgun and shot the zombified TMac for good measure.
"Take that, commie fucker."
The man then rushed towards Youngkin with a donut in his hands.
"Here, Youngkin, eat this donut. It'll make you feel better."
Youngkin ate the donut, and miraculously, it made him feel a lot better! Whoever this mysterious truck driver was, he was a genius and a lifesaver!
"The name's Durr, Edward Durr," he greeted. "Let's kick some commie ass together, Governor Youngkin."
Glenn Youngkin got up off the ground in shock. He was faced with THE Edward Durr. As he, Sears, Miyares, and their surviving forces gathered, Youngkin realized they had won. However, this was just one single battle. The war to save America was only just beginning.
TO BE CONTINUED