Chapter 18: Meeting 1 of the Fraternal Order of DeSantis

DeSantis and Co finally arrived at Virginia Beach. Youngkin was very excited (in more ways than one) to see DeSantis.

"Mister President!" he squealed like a little girl as he ran over to hug DeSantis for a few seconds longer than necessary. "I'm so happy you are safe. Your victories in South America are an inspiration to us all."

"Oh stop, Governor," DeSantis replied playfully. "You'll make Mikasa jealous."

Mikasa scowled at them both. She was very protective of her husband and did not want any other people getting too close with him.

"Anyway," Youngkin continued. "We have no time to waste. We must decide how to proceed with destroying Crist's regime."

The next morning at sunrise, the Fraternal Order of DeSantis met in Richmond. Among the attendees were Ronald and Mikasa DeSantis, Joseph the wok cook, Governor Youngkin, Lieutenant Governor Sears, Attorney General Jason Miyares, Dunkin Donuts CEO Edward Durr, and many other patriotic Americans.

"We have gathered here today to plan our next move against Commie Crist," declared DeSantis. "We have liberated Virginia. We have liberated Cuba. We have liberated Venezuela. The rest of the world must now be liberated too!"

Everyone nodded their heads. That much was obvious. The only question was where to start. Most of America was still dominated by Crist and his zombie hoards. Nobody knew where to attack next. Not only that, but the escape of the Jaw Zombie (AOC) had people on edge. She could be lurking anywhere ready to strike.

"There's been some protests up in Canada against Trudeau the Blackface Zombie," Youngkin replied. "The truckers are fighting back against Trudeau's commie vaccine mandates."

"That's great," said DeSantis. "But how do we get to Canada to help them? We'd have to go through hundreds of miles of zombie territory!"

"We need a trucker," Mikasa suggested, and everyone looked at Edward Durr.

Durr was zoned out during the meeting. He had a powdered donut in his hand and was snorting the powder off of it, leading everyone to assume it wasn't sugar.

"Oh, what? Me?" Durr asked. "Oh hell yeah I'll join the protest!"

"Great!" exclaimed DeSantis. "Mikasa, Joseph, and I will travel with you in your truck to Canada."

Everyone nodded in agreement until Joseph suddenly spoke up.

"Excuse me," he stuttered. "I recently traveled to Israel to meet with General Yachim Anoos, and I discovered something pretty fucked up."

Joseph knew it was now or never to bring up the Moaning Fridge. He told the whole story about how it was no ordinary refrigerator, but instead, a dangerous bioweapon capable of laying waste to civilizations (see chapter 9). Worst of all, it had fallen out of the hands of the Mossad and into the clutches of one of the most psychotic men alive, Wang Wang Ma. What he planned to do with it was anyone's guess.

"We must neutralize the Moaning Fridge!" DeSantis declared. "Joseph, where do you think Wang Wang Ma is now?"

"Israeli intelligence believes he is attempting to return to China on foot," Joseph answered. "We will hunt him down and I will make him pay for his crimes!"

"Very well," said Youngkin. "Joseph, return to Israel and chase him down!"

"Yes sir," Joseph bowed.

So basically, Mikasa and Ronald DeSantis are going with Edward Durr the trucker to join the Ottowa convoy. Youngkin and his crew will defend Virginia's perimeter from zombie attacks. Lastly, Joseph will join the Mossad to track down his archenemy and avenge his dog. More epic battles were about to begin!

TO BE CONTINUED