Chapter 21: The Jaw Zombie Returns!

The brave truckers headed by Edward Durr and Ronald DeSantis were making headway. They had defeated the Antifa forces in Maryland and achieved vengeance against Sweeney. Now, there was only one more state to drive through before reaching the Canadian border: New York.

New York City, per usual, was a dump. This was in part due to the zombie pandemic, but in all honesty, that probably improved the situation. What came after, however, was horrific. New York had a new mayor, Eric Adams, and he forced the residents of his city to eat horrible "healthy" food like cicadas and earthworms. Donuts, red meat, and milk were banned in place of soy and bugs.

The entire city smelled of insects and homeless people cooking worms over their open fires on the streets. Marshmallows were banned unless they contained 50% or more soy, so people had to do without them for their bug-smores.

"This is awful," gasped DeSantis. "We gotta do something about this."

Durr was about to take a bite out of a powdered donut, but as soon as he did, he was surrounded by the NYPD! The convoy was in trouble now. The entire police force had them surrounded.

"Surrender your donut under the authority of Mayor Adams!" one of the cops, Trooper Dick Moxley, said.

"Officer, don't worry. It's a crack-cocaine donut. Those are okay now, right?"

"Oh of course," Moxley replied. "Mayor Adams is very tolerant of addicts and their struggles, so we will allow you to eat your cocaine donut in peace. Sorry for the misunderstanding."

With that, the NYPD officers left to arrest a homeless lady for eating red meat out of a dumpster. The convoy members were disgusted by the new policies in place. New York City just wasn't the same now that the hot dog carts were replaced with cicada sticks (halal carts were allowed to stay as long as the owners "looked Arab" per the all-white city council).

DeSantis took a bite out of some kebab while Mikasa ate some Shawarma. They were relieved to be eating something that wasn't a bug or grown in a lab. Suddenly, sirens sounded from the distance. The voice of the evil Eric Adams echoed over the streets as the cops closed in.

"Members of the illegal convoy, please surrender immediately on the orders of President Charlie Crist!" Adams demanded.

However, the truckers were not worried. They now had over 100 trucks with them and they were prepared to fight the commies of NYC. Suddenly, DeSantis heard a familiar noise. The shrieking, decrepit husk of a woman leapt onto the street in front of him. It was the Jaw Zombie, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!

AOC was hissing and shrieking. She was doing her best to intimidate the truckers. Alas, DeSantis stood firm. He would finish this once and for all. DeSantis turned into the Attack Zombie and lunged at AOC. He threw her against the wall of a soy-dog cart and knocked it over!

"Ahhhh!" AOC yelled. "Why does everyone wanna date me?"

"Nobody wants to date trash," DeSantis replied. "Your days of tyranny are over, AOC."

But AOC wouldn't go down without a fight. She shrieked loudly and picked up some of the soy dogs. She then tossed the soy dogs at the convoy!

Two of the trucks were hit by the soy and exploded. Edward Durr and his truckers returned fire but AOC was quick! AOC jumped onto Edward Durr, who was mesmerized by her feet.

"WOW, sexy body!" Durr said dreamily, but AOC bit his cock off! Her jaw clamped down on it and just ripped it clean off! It was a bloody mess!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Durr shouted and everyone cringed. The sight was unbearable. The Jaw Zombie had just committed a heinous war crime, and for that, she had to pay.

Meanwhile, the NYPD had shown up and was attacking the truckers. By this point, the only NYPD officers were the rejects and soyboys since all the real Americans had defected to the freedom convoy. That was good because they were relatively easy to defeat.

Larry Hogan sucker-punched one cop in the jaw, then he sat his fat ass down on Trooper Dick Moxley and let out a fart. Hogan gasped, 90% sure he just shat his pants. He had just eaten some falafel before the battle and it wasn't sitting right with him. He got up. Moxley died from the impact of the shart.

All over the streets of NYC, people were kicking and screaming at each other. It was like a zoo (or a mental asylum). Mikasa DeSantis flew around on her ODM gear to lure some of the zombified NYPD away. She then pulled out a THUNDER SPEAR and threw it at the zombified cretins. The NYPD got fried like bacon.

DeSantis had taken a bit of a beating. He was flung against a wall by one of the NYPD soyboys. He was a bit dizzy, but he had to take out AOC and avenge Edward Durr's manhood. AOC was currently ripping the throat out of a poor defenseless trucker with her teeth. Her taste for blood could not be satiated.

"Jaw Zombie!" DeSantis shouted. "Fight me!"

"No, I'm not gonna date you, you pervert!" AOC replied, but DeSantis advanced on her (in a non-sexual way) anyway.

DeSantis let AOC throw the first punch because he was a gentleman. She missed and then DeSantis punched back. The Jaw Zombie was flung across the street! By now, the truckers were emerging victorious. Andrew Yang and Elon Musk arrived with reinforcements, an army of AI droids! The droids helped the truckers win the battle, but AOC was still out there. DeSantis couldn't let her escape again.

As AOC attempted to retreat, she was grabbed by Edward Durr who threw her into a trash can. He was pissed, His crotch was still bleeding profusely. He pulled a dozen pumpernickel donuts out of his bag and threw them at AOC, but she blocked most of them. One grazed her arm and it turned to dust, but then her arm regenerated! She truly was a demon.

Suddenly, Mikasa threw a thunder spear right at the Jaw Zombie's nape. The Jaw Zombie shrieked as it writhed in pain. It was barely alive. AOC truly had plot armor on her side, but it wouldn't be that way for long. AOC was put in handcuffs! (once again, in a non-sexual way)

"We have the Jaw Zombie captured," Mikasa explained. "If we give someone a Johnson and Johnson vaccine, they will turn into a zombie and eat AOC. Then they can gain the jaw zombie powers."

"Okay, but who do we give the Johnson and Johnson vaccine to?" asked Ronald DeSantis.

"Preferably someone who's dying," replied Mikasa, and they looked at Durr. He was not doing too hot, He was on the ground and his skin was purple. He was bleeding out from his loins fast.

"I would rather die than take the damn vaccine!" Durr wailed. "I don't wanna be a zombie!"

"If you take the vaccine, your dick will grow back," replied DeSantis. "Do it for America!"

With tears in his eyes, Durr nodded. And so, they gave Edward Durr the Covid vaccine and he became a zombie. Everyone watched solemnly as Durr ate AOC. After he was finished, he returned to human form and his big schlong had grown back!

"Sup fuckers!" Durr exclaimed. "What the hell happened to me? Did we win?"

"It appears so," answered DeSantis. "Now, we're finally ready to go to Ottawa!"

After a fierce battle against the Jaw Zombie and the commies of NYC, the Freedom Convoy was finally approaching the Canadian border. It seemed like the worst was behind them, but in reality, the battle to save the world from communism had only just begun.

TO BE CONTINUED