Chapter 24: PeePeePooPoo versus Commies!

When PeePeePooPoo realized he snuck away, he grinned evilly to himself. He had just killed Pukita and critically wounded the pro-Gibbons mercenary from Uganda. Before that, he assassinated Timken. He was a top-tier hitman, the best hitman east of the Mississippi. Vance would thank him handsomely with a lot of money and maybe even something extra ;).

For the past year, PeePeePooPoo had been devising his rise to power with his idol, Josephine Dianna "JD" Vance. He was enamored by her beauty, charm, and chin. JD Vance's ability to unite the Antifa commies and trumpers was impressive as well, almost as impressive as when she came out as transgender. PeePeePooPoo knew he had a long way to go before Vance would let him sleep with her, but he kept his hopes up nonetheless. He opened a voicemail from his beloved that he received during the battle moments earlier.

"The time has come, PeePeePooPoo," Vance scowled over the phone. "Trump has endorsed me. I have no need for the Antifa commies. Execute order 66."

"It shall be done, my queen," PeePeePooPoo giggled to himself erotically. After rubbing one out to the sound of Vance's voice, he grabbed his sniper and traveled to the heart of Cleveland to confront the commies.

The Cleveland ANTIFA was holding a prayer circle in the middle of town. They were praying to Moloch and chanting the Internationale. At the center of the circle was a bound and gagged Michael Gibbons.

"Eat the rich!" the commies chanted as they stoned Gibbons to death. They then feasted upon his bloodied corpse.

PeePeePooPoo watched the scene from a nearby rooftop as he laughed to himself. The stupid commies had disposed of a rival on his behalf. All of his rivals were dropping like flies. However, the usefulness of the commies had expired. PeePeePooPoo fired at all of them, shooting each one of them with deadly precision.

"Ahhhhhh," the zombified cretin commies shrieked as they flopped to the ground. None of them stood a chance.

"With the Trumpers on our side, we do not need to pander to dirty commies anymore," PeePeePooPoo laughed triumphantly. "We shall take over the world!"

But PeePeePooPoo may have been celebrating too early. He still had one rival left standing. Standing on the rooftop across from him was Ricardo, son of Okonkwo and heir to the Ugandan throne. Ricardo took up his spear and stared PeePeePooPoo down.

"Your genocide ends here, Vance!" Ricardo shouted.

"Your precious Gibbons is dead," PeePeePooPoo laughed maniacally. "Surrender and I will let you return to Uganda in peace."

"Not so fast," a dorky voice yelled from behind Ricardo. Suddenly, Josh Mandel and Matt Dolan came forward. Behind them was a horde of globalist IMF zombies. They were ready to kick some populist ass.

Ricardo smirked at PeePeePooPoo, who was still confident but now slightly nervous. The two of them would soon clash in an epic battle. Who will win? That remains to be seen on May 3! The Battle of Ohio is about to begin!

TO BE CONTINUED