Disclaimer, I do not own Danny Phantom, Monster High, Urusei Yatsura, Sailor Moon or Rosario Vampire. All rights belong to Butch Hartman, Garret Sander/Mattel, Rumiko Takahashi, Naoko Takeuchi and Akihisa Ikeda respectively.
A Time and a Place
Word about the upcoming fight between Danny Phantom and Tsukune Aono has spread across the globe. Monster/Yokai, Ghost and Human alike are placing their bets on who will win.
Some time after the video was posted, Lum made contact with a race allied with Oniboshi and contacted Danny who in-turn contacted Tsukune. She offered to host the fight above earth's surface in a space arena. Both Danny and Tsukune were hesitant at first, Danny because of his history with Lum and Tsukune was hesitant about going into space in general. Danny was confused when he mentioned a space crow princess that has been trying to get him to mate with her for a while but Lum (who knew who he was talking about immediately) reassured him that Kuruma will not be allowed to attend the match. Jazz and Moka also reassured Danny and Tsukune that this will be a great opportunity to not only host the fight in neutral territory but to establish good faith between earth and other planets. Makoto and her friends (who were still wary about Lum) reluctantly agreed as well.
Once the place was decided they needed to pick a time. The fight was scheduled for a month from now to give people plenty of time to buy tickets (being sold by Oni probes across America and Japan for 1,500), to make adjustments to their schedules to watch the fight on TV or set a recording, as well as giving Danny and Tsukune time to train.
…
Now, Danny and Tsukune are at the Shuzen Family household. They arrived with a teleportation spell thanks to Yukari so they could decide the date of the event. As well as how much the tickets should cost, how many rounds the fight will be and how long each should last. They also discussed any other minor fights and half-time shows to keep the audience occupied.
Danny is there along with his sister Jazz, his friends Sam and Tucker along with his girlfriend Sailor Jupiter. Jupiter also brought her friends Sailors Mercury, Venus, Moon and Mars.
With Tsukune are Moka, her sisters Akua and Kokoa along with their father Issa. Their friends Kurumu, Mizore, Yukari, Ruby, Fang-Fang and Haiji are also there along with Tsukune's cousin Kyoko. Along with some new faces.
There is an incubus named Kotaro Ijuin. He has a handsome face and long shaggy dark hair. His arm is around Kurumu's waist.
There is a boy named Sado who has his arm around Ruby. He is a Raiju, but his human form appears as a well-built young man with dark blue hair.
Mizore is with a human boy named Haru who has his arm around her. He has fair skin, a lean body and light brown hair.
Things heated up as soon as Yukari brought Danny and his friends to the Shuzen household.
…
Earlier
"Awww. Aren't you adorable?" Usagi coos while holding Kokoa's face.
The red-haired vampire is not pleased.
"Don't touch me." Kokoa tells her.
"Moka, your little sister is so cute." Usagi squeals.
"Yes she is." Haiji says giving Kokoa a flashy smile. "Hi, I'm Haiji, Kokoa's boyfriend."
"Currently." Issa Shuzen says with his arms crossed to the side.
Usagi's eyes widen and look back and forth between Kokoa and Haiji, then back and Moka.
"Are vampire age standards different than that of humans?"
Kokoa screams: "I'M ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN MOKA!"
Usagi turns to her shocked.
"Some vampires are just small." Moka explains.
…
Meanwhile Minako was making the same mistake with an irritated Akua.
"Moka, your little sister is very cute." Minako squeals.
Both Kokoa and Moka try telling her to take it back. But Aqua ends up screaming anyway.
"I'M THE OLDER SISTER!"
Minako looks shocked between Akua, who looks 12, and Moka who is giving her a look that says "You messed up."
"Easy there Oni-Chan. I'm sure she was just joking." Moka says reassuring her, smaller, older sister.
Akua calms down and leans her head into Moka's chest, too close.
"You always know how to make me feel better, little sister." Akua says blushing.
Moka and Kokoa are used to it but Minako and Usagi look a little disturbed.
"Now having said that…Yukari! When will those grow-drops be fixed!" Akua yells across the hall.
…
Yukari is with Ruby showing off their magic (and inventions for the former) to Jazz, Mercury, Mars and Tucker.
"It's still in the testing phase! We got the transformations to last longer but you still snap back." Yukari says.
"I developed an injection to keep you from regressing younger but we're still trying to figure out how to avert it entirely!"
Ruby and Yukari go back to talking to the humans.
"So you really built a device that switches minds!?" Tucker asks Yukinari excitedly.
"And you can summon living creatures!?" Sam asks Ruby excitedly.
"Would you like to compare spells?" Mars asks the witches.
Both girls smile pridefully.
…
"Uh..grow drops?" Usagi asks Moka.
"A while ago Yukari developed a pill that was supposed to speed up your development into adult form." Moka explained.
"Instead what she actually created was a pill that shape shifts your body into looking like an adult." Kokoa grumbles. "I tried it. It was fine for a while. I got a taller, curvy body like Moka and my strength increased to match. But it only lasted for seven minutes….after that the pill wore off and the strain it put on my body made me get stuck with the body of a weak little girl for a couple days."
"We're trying to make the effects more permanent." Akua explains.
…
Later
Moka and Sailor Jupiter spar in the mansions fighting grounds. Jupiter gives it her all, sending ferocious kicks and lightning g blasts. Moka manages to dodge them all abd counter her. Or take the blasts outright with minor damage. But Jupiter can tell she's holding back.
They stop sparing. Jupiter is tired, sweating, panting while Moka is unfazed.
"You fight well for a non-vampire." Moka compliments.
"I could use some of that shinso blood." Jupiter says.
"Well I'll tell you what? If you're ever dying I'll give you an injection and you can be a temporary shinso vampire for a few minutes. Ok?" Moka jokes.
Jupiter laughs back.
"That's how you turned Tsukune into a shinso right?" Jupiter asks. "He got hurt so many times you kept healing him."
Moka turns nervous and shrugs.
"More or less. But Tsukune needed to wear a holy-lock that suppressed it for a while before he could fully transform." Moka admits. "If a human is injected with too much vampire blood at once they turn into a ghoul."
"A ghoul?"
"A mindless beast with the powers of a vampire and almost no weaknesses." Moka explains. "I almost had to put him down before our old headmaster gave him the seal. What's worse is that since our blood partly came from Alucard it would have mutated his body if he wasn't properly stabilized." Mona becomes distressed. "I felt so guilty when my blood started corrupting him. And he removed his seal in the first place to save ME."
Jupiter holds Moka's shoulder.
"It's alright now." She tells the vampire. "He's alive. You're alive-"
"But we also have what's left of Fairy-Take after him." Moka says. "He's getting stronger everyday and my father is protecting him. But I'm always afraid someday one of them will let their guard down. I'm trying to get stronger too but-"
"Hey, between you two, your friends and your dad I think Tsukune will be fine."
Jupiter gives Moka a warm smile, who smiles back.
"And don't worry about the fight. Danny plans to go easy on him."
Moka chuckles.
"I actually told Tsukune to go easy on your Danny."
"Oh, I think my Danny-Kun can blow Tsukune away with a scream." Jupiter says with a forced cheery smile.
"Not if Tsukune blows him away with an explosion first."
"That only works if Danny-Kun is in the air. If he's fat on the ground he can ground himself."
"But even then a vampire's demonic aura makes intangibility a moot-point."
Both girls smile tensely at each other.
"We shall see." Jupiter says.
"Agreed."
…
Meanwhile, Jazz talks to Tsukune's human paternal cousin Kyoko.
"So yeah, when Tsuki first came clean about being a vampire now, well I mean we all saw it on TV but he still told his parents all about Yokai, it shocked all of us." Kyoko tells Jazz. "I mean I found out the truth before, it was shocking and terrifying at first but Tsuki said his friends were harmless and I trusted him. I had to do a lot of talking to my parents and aunt."
"Tell me about it." Jazz says. "Danny didn't even tell me about him becoming a ghost, I just saw him transform by accident." She rolls her eyes. "Of course I knew something was wrong with him before but he refused to talk to me. Stubborn teenage boy attitudes. Mom and Dad were shocked when they first found out (both times) but now we're over it."
"I must say though, I was skeptical at first but I really think Moka is good for him." Kyoko says. "Moka's such a sweet girl. I mean she was sweeter when her hair was pink but I trust her with my cousin and I know my auntie does too."
"But is it weird for you? Being a human surrounded by Mons-Yokai?" Jazz asks.
Kyoko shrugs.
"A little." She admits. "Moka's sisters can be kinda intense but they are alright. There's only one that freaks me out and I asked Tsuki no keep her away from me."
"Kokoa or Akua?" Jazz asks.
"No, the second oldest. Kahlua. She's not here."
"Wait. Akua? Kahlua? Moka? Kokoa? Those are all drinks." Jazz realizes.
Issa shrugs.
"I like my coffee." He says.
Jazz turns back to Kyoko.
"So what's wrong with Kahlua?"
"Well, her mom…her and Kokoa's mom, Akua and Moka came from different women, anyways her mom Gyokuro was a-"
Kyoko stops and turns to Issa who is sending her a glare. She may have turned on him, imprisoned him, worked for DairyTale and even tried to kill both Kokoa and Moka. But she was still one of his wives once and he blamed himself in part for how she turned out. He didn't like anyone outwardly disrespecting her.
So Kyoko just leans into Jazz and whispers: "Let's just say she wasn't the best mom in the world."
"Got it." Jazz whispers back.
They resume talking normally.
"Anyways, I don't blame her for being kinda messed up. But when we first met and I tried talking to her she just stared at me and stayed quiet. A couple days later she sent me this fruit. It smelt like rotting flesh but I tried a bit anyway just to be nice and I had to go to this hospital." Kyoko says, displeased with the memory. "And then she sent me this horrifying stuffed monster thing. I couldn't even tell what it was! It was like a rabbit-monster-Frankenstein thing. And then she sends me a sword with a bow on it and attacks me with her wings."
Jazz blinks.
"Why did she do all of that?"
"I don't know. At first I thought maybe she hated humans but Moka said she was only part of Fairy Tale because her mom made her. She and Tsukune tried talking to her but she said she didn't wanna talk about it."
Issa chuckles darkly.
"You really have no idea?"
"Wait what you know!?" Kyoko asks, shocked.
"You humans are so weird sometimes." Issa says before walking away.
Kyoko runs after him.
"Wait! Come back and tell me why Kahlua doesn't like me!"
Little does anyone know, but Kahlua Shuzen is listening to the whole thing from the other side of the wall. She cries and groans in despair. Kyoko had gotten her intentions all wrong. She didn't hate Kyoko, not one bit. It was quite the opposite.
When she first met Kyoko, when Tsukune brought Moka, herself, their sisters and his friends over to his house to introduce him to his family, Kahlua immediately thought that Kyoko was the most beautiful creature she had ever seen. Kahlua had never felt this way before about anyone, but for some reason this human girl made her heart skip. She was so stunned she couldn't say a word, even when she kept trying to talk to her. She talked to Kokoa about this when they got home and Kokoa said she probably has a crush on Tsukune's cousin. So Kahlua looked on the Internet how to tell someone you have a crush on them. One source said to give them tasty treats and another said to offer them a gift. So Kahlua sent Kyoko a Monster-Dorian fruit. It's a terrifying plant-monster, but its fruit is a delicacy in the Yokai world. Unfortunately she learned the hard way that it's poisonous to she decided to give Kyoko a stuffed teddy-bear. The problem was she tried to stitch the bear together herself. Then she asked Kokoa what she does on her dates with Haiji and she said that during their dates they always spar. Kahlua knew that humans aren't as strong as vampires so she sent Kyoko a sword so she has a better chance of defending herself.
"Oh what do I do now?" Kahlua asks herself. "Maybe I should ask Akua for advice."
…
The halfa and the human-turned-vampire are engrossed in each other. Quickly the two heroes had found a form of kinship with one another.
"So yeah, I was pretty worried about telling my family I had become a ghoul. Kyoko only knew about Yokai Academy because she dropped in unexpectedly." Tsukune tells Danny. "I know I should have told them but I was just worried how they would react to yokai and everything."
"No no man, I totally get it." Danny says reassuringly. "Imagine how I must have felt. My parents are GHOST-HUNTERS. Hunters, Tsukune. I spent most of my early days thinking they would dissect me if they found out. And after Danny Phantom became public enemy number one, forget it."
Tsukune chuckles. It was nice having a male friend that understood what it was like to keep secrets from their family, especially about what they have become.
Just before that they were laughing about embarrassing stories. Danny told Tsukune how he ended up going to prom with a dragon thanks to a cursed amulet and Tsukune talked about how he accidentally almost ruined things between him and Moka when he joined the swim team because he didn't know that Vampires can't touch water. Not only did he hurt her by swimming around with a bunch of pretty girls (though Tsukune was really only interested in seeing MOKA in a swimsuit) but they turned out to be mermaids, which eat people, and Moka had to jump in to save his life.
Danny pathized with him, recounting how he realized how much he must have hurt his friend Sam by not recognizing her crush on him until after he started dating Jupiter. Or when he accidentally offended his girlfriend when he complained about his parents not realizing she was an orphan.
"So how did they react when you exposed yourself on TV?" Tsukune asks.
"It's funny you say that. Because I was actually exposed before." Danny says thinking about the time Freakshow changed reality with the Reality Gauntlet. "But I erased their memories of it." Danny says recalling the Reality Gauntlet crisis.
"What happened?" Tsukune asks. "Did they freak out?"
"No actually. They accepted me fully." Danny says happily.
"Then why did you still erase their memories?" Tsukune asks, confused.
"Well at the time I thought I was thinking I just wanted things to go back to normal." Danny says, then he grumbles. "Turns out that Clockwork just gave me the idea to please a bunch of nosy rabbits."
Danny scowls thinking about the Destiny Production Management Bureau and how happy he is that Inaba in in charge now. Then he looks at Tsukune who is confused.
"It's a long story." Danny explains. "But hey I have a question. So you got a invitation to a monster school by mistake-"
"It wasn't actually a mistake." Tsukune says. "Turns out the headmaster chose me and planned for me to become a shinso all along. I've been told I should feel used, but if he hadn't done that I wouldn't have Moka and my friends. So I'm actually grateful."
"Yeah but when you first arrived you were completely human. When you realized you were surrounded by monsters weren't you scared?" Danny asks. "I admit, I was kind of a wimp before I got my powers. All a ghost had to do was say "Boo" and I would run."
Danny says remembering that time Desiree changed things so that he never met Sam, so he never got his ghost powers.
"Well I was scared at first." Tsukune says. "Especially when they said humans weren't allowed and that any found on campus would be executed. And when some talked about wanting to eat humans.-"
The vampire says tensely.
"-I was thinking about leaving."
"Why didn't you? Heck, I would have ran!"
"Two things really, Danny." Tsukune says. "One, the bus to the human world wasn't scheduled to come back for another month. Or was it two months? Anyways it was a while. Secondly,-" Tsukune blushes. "-I met Moka."
Danny nods in understanding. Hearing this, Tucker walks up to the half-ghost and the shinso vampire that was once human.
"Hey Tsukune. I've been meaning to ask you something since we got here."
Danny perks up when Tucker says this. Just as Moka and Sailor Jupiter walk back into the room from their sparring session as the Sailor Guardians return from exploring the mansion.
"Tucker no!" Danny says.
"It's ok, I have nothing to hide." Tsukune says. "What is your question, Tucker?"
"I heard rumors online that you used to date all these other girls-"
Danny face palms as Kurumu, Mizore, Ruby and Yukari all turn to them slightly shaken. Their boyfriends frown in discomfort. While everyone else: Kyoko, Jazz, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus, Moon, Mars, Sam, Kokoa, Akua and Haiji turn to them, shocked that Tucker would ask such a sensitive question.
"Or we're they like your vampire harem or something?" Tucker asks.
Kokoa raises her hand.
"I would just like to state that I was NEVER part of this!" She says pointing between her sister and friends.
Tsukune stiffens.
"Ah well, that's kind of a funny story." He says.
"What's funny about it?" Mars asks skeptically.
"You don't have to answer." Danny tells Tsukune.
"No, I should." The vampire says.
He turns to Moka who gives him a reassuring nod. Tsukune clears his throat and prepares to speak. But Yukari beats him to it.
"I got this!" She exclaims.
Yukari waves her wand and a magic mist flies into the ears of Moka, Tsukune, Kurumu, Mizore and Ruby. The mist then converses in a cloud above their heads and it projects what Yukari is saying.
It shows Moka (with pink hair) accidentally crashing into Tsukune on his first day of school on her bike. They lock eyes and immediately fall for each other.
"So, Tsukune met Moka on his first day of school and it was love at first sight! And first bite!"
The cloud then shows Moka biting Tsukune's neck, to his discomfort. It then changes to Tsukune telling Moka he's human then running away.
"Of course the whole human thing caused friction at first."
The cloud shows Moka running after Tsukune. Tsukune stands up to a massive student despite his fear and stands his ground even as he's knocked away. Then Moka comes to his aid, her hair turns silver and she kicks the student into a cliff.
"But in the end, love conquered all! Of course they still hadn't decided to officially date yet. In part because Moka wasn't sure if she liked him or the taste of his blood the most."
The cloud shows Moka taking some of Tsukune's blood against his will. Him telling her: "You can't treat me like I'm your breakfast!" Then running away.
"Hold on. You didn't say that." Moka says to Tsukune.
"Yes I did."
"No, you said that your "not (my) cafeteria"."
"I remember saying that." Tsukune says pointing at the cloud.
"Well I remember it differently."
"Memories can change, remember." Yukari says. "Anyways! That's when Kurumu showed up!"
Said succubus shifts uncomfortably in shame as the guy she is with puts his arm around her.
The cloud shows Kurumu watching Tsukune from behind a tree with a sinister expression. Then she is with Tsukune acting very seductively to him.
"As a succubus, Kurumu wanted to create a harem of all the guys in school. But everyone was paying more attention to Moka. So she decided to try and steal Tsukune as revenge."
Everyone turns to Kurumu, who looks ashamed.
"Really?" Jupiter asks.
"Succubi are endangered. I was trying to find my "special someone" to mate with." Kurumu says. "But it doesn't justify what I did when Tsukune rejected me."
"What did you do?" Danny asks.
The cloud shows Kurumu revealing her true-form which is just like her "human-form" except her finger nails are a foot long. She also has a purple tail and wings. Kurumu chases after Tsukune trying to slash him with her claws. She misses and cuts a tree in half.
The half-ghost and the humans turn to Kurumu with horrified and judgmental looks.
"YOU WERE GONNA KILL HIM!?" Danny asks, horrified.
"It's ok." Tsukune tries to say. "I-"
"NO ITS NOT OK!" Jupiter shouts back. "You don't try to kill someone for rejecting you!"
"Wow, and I thought I had rejection issues." Sam quips.
Each word made Kurumu more regretful.
"Ok everyone, easy." Tsukune says. "Look, I don't like what Kurumu did either, but please try to understand. Succubi are an endangered species. They can only ever get pregnant once and that's why every succubus needs to try to find a mate to keep the species alive. When she said that I understood."
Yukari's cloud shows Moka's hair turning silver again. She sends Kurumu crashing into the trees with one kick and she prepares to hurt her more but Tsukune gets in the way.
Everyone turns to Tsukune with a degree of respect.
"You are way too forgiving, man." Danny says.
"Yeah, I get that alot." Tsukune says proudly.
Yukinari continues.
"But after that, Kurumu decided she liked him for real."
The cloud shows Kurumu approaching Tsukune with cookies then her playing tug-a-war with Moka for him.
The half-ghost and the humans turn to Kurumu with a dubfound expression.
"Really?" Venus asks.
"He risked his life to protect mine. I loved that." Kurumu says a little embarrassed.
Then everyone turns to Tsukune.
"Tsukune, did you try to tell Kurumu that you weren't interested?" Danny asks. "Or were you considering it?"
"Please tell me you weren't actually considering being with the crazy succubus that tried to kill you." Mercury asks.
"Well to be fair he was also interested in the vampire that's addicted to his blood." Says Venus.
Tsukune shrugs.
"Things were complicated. Granted, I really wanted to be with Moka but Inner-Moka kept claiming she didn't like me while Outer did. And then Kurumu kept trying to be nice to me. And honestly I was afraid of making things worse."
"By the way, why does your hair keep changing?" Jupiter asks Moka. "I mean I first thought maybe you used to dye your hair, but why does it keep changing back and forth between pink and white in the memories?"
"Oh, I read that a shinso vampire's hair turns white when they use their full power." Jazz says, then she looks at Moka. "Doesn't explain why her hair is white now though."
Moka shakes her head.
"There were alot of complications with my birth, I was born weak. To save my life my mother, the woman who had sealed herself inside Alucard for many years to put him to sleep, gave me a lot of her shinso blood. She only needed to give me a little bit to heal me, but she instead gave me so much my hair turned permanently white and made me a shinso as well. However, because my mother had spent so much time inside Alucard their bloods mixed so when she gave me her blood I also got his. Then when I was ten…something very traumatic happened-"
Akua averts her eyes looking guilty.
"-My power awoke. And unfortunately as did Alucard. My mother sealed herself inside him again but it wasn't enough. To seal away Alucard and to protect me she made me wear a rosary that sealed my true personality and power away, creating a copy of her in my place. My mother had pink hair so I did when wearing the rosary. I stayed like that for years until I meet Tsukune who was able to remove my rosary.-"
She turns to her boyfriend and smiles.
"Bevause he was someone who truly loved me and wished me no harm. It was the very first day we met too."
All the girls go "Awww" adoringly and all the guys give Tsukune a thumbs-up. The only one who isn't doing either is Kokoa, who is grumbling about how she tried to bring out her "real" did sister so many times and it didn't work.
"Because it had to be someone who both loves me and WISHES ME NO HARM. You kept chasing me with Kou."
Kou, Kokoa's transformer bat, then takes several forms, including a morning-star, a hammer and a katana. All the humans (plus Danny) stare at the girl shocked.
"Hey, this is just playing around for vampire children." Kokoa says holding up katana-Kou.
"Yeah, it is." Akua says.
Moka and their father also nod. Moka resumes talking.
"Anyways, Tsukune would remove my rosary every so often during a fight. I voluntarily chose to be sealed again afterwards because I felt if I was exposed for too long I would become too attached to people, more friendly, weak."
Everyone else looks shocked at Moka, then they turn to Tsukune.
"So you actually fell for Moka's mother then?" Tucker asks.
"No, I fell for Outer Moka, who did have similarities to Akasha, yes, but she was still part of Moka." Tsukune says. "They are one now, like I always wanted."
Moka smiles at him.
"But yeah, part of my coldness was refusing to admit I liked Tsukune beyond his blood. A trait that my outer self lacked, but I still complicated things."
"Ok so you had a succubus who liked you, and you liked a vampire who was literally divided on whether she liked you or not." Tucker says. "Now what about these other girls?"
"Well after Kurumu came along they met me! We were in the Newspaper Club then and Mizore decided that she liked Tsukune after reading his article."
The clouds show Mizore following Tsukune around. Her encasing him in ice. Tsukune confronts a centipede monster that was harassing her. Mizore followed him around again. Her encasing Tsukune in ice in his own bathroom, while he's in his boxers and she's in a swimsuit and her telling him she wants to have a baby with him.
Mizore hides her face with her hands and her human boyfriend Haru holds her. This time all the other humans are staring horrified at her.
"YOU'RE A STALKER!" Danny shouts. "TSUKUNE! SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR THIS!"
"Can you explain this Tsuki?" Kyoko asks.
"Listen, Mizore had it rough before this." Tsukune says. "She confessed her love to the schools gym teacher, who then tried molesting her and when she fought back he lied and said she attacked him. She was alienated, lonely, and she just wanted someone. I'm still not comfortable with a lot of what she did but I understand."
"Ok first of all I made sure nothing ever happened." Moka says. "Second, as much as I hate to admit it, despite her less than admirable habits she is a good and loyal friend. Plus she's toned down a lot on doing things like that."
Mizore smiles at Moka.
"Also, this behavior, though may be considered wrong to us, is actually typical Yuki-Onna behavior." Moka adds.
"WHAT!?" All the humans (besides Haru) shout in outrage and shock.
Mizore clears her throat.
"Yuki-Onna are an endangered race too. We can only bear children between the ages of 17 and 25. Well actually it is possible to conceive after that but the chances are very low. You would have just as much luck winning the lottery. So yes, when we find a guy we love we will try to marry and have babies with them as early as possible." She turns to her new boyfriend. "But don't worry, since we've exposed our existence to humans the village elders are working with human scientists to work around that."
"Yeah! They've been helping us too!" Kurumu shouts joyously. "See succubi can only have one child because our wombs get damaged after childbirth. But until we became fully exposed to the human world after Alucard we had never heard of your human idea of "surrogate-mothers". So now a lot of Succubi are having their eggs extracted and fertilized in tubes before being put into a willing female woman. My own mother is in the process of giving me about four little siblings this way!"
"My people also hadn't considered the idea of mature oocyte cryopreservation before meeting with some human medical clinics either." Mizore adds. "Granted, it was hard to figure out a way to perfectly freeze Yuki-Onna egg cells since we're already immune to cold but some human scientists are making it possible."
Mizore turns to her boyfriend.
"I've already provided many of mine to a facility to be preserved. So don't worry, I'm not going to rush you in becoming a father. Besides, Tsukune told me that would freak other human guys out."
"Your welcome by the way, man." Tsukune tells Haru, who nods.
"You might wanna tell your mom that because she was trying to make us share a bed last time we visited." Haru tells her.
"I did, she still suggested I take you to the flower field to seduce you." Mizore says with a smirk.
"Tempting, but-" Haru says with a sly smile, twirling the tiny golden cross dangling from from around his neck with his fingers. "-I kinda want to wait until marriage first."
He and Mizore laugh together.
Yukari's clouds show Ruby trying to kill Tsukune, Moka, herself, Kurumu and Mizore.
"Then we ran into Ruby in the human world. She and her coven hated humans, but Tsukune snapped her out of it."
Ruby face-palms.
"This is so embarrassing."
It shows Tsukune being uncomfortable as Ruby approaches him in a V-Strap.
"OK I'm starting to think you liked it." Danny tells Tsukune.
"I saw them as friends. I just didn't have the heart to tell them I was more interested In Moka." Tsukune explains. "Especially since we weren't exactly official."
Tsukune says with a hint of regret.
"Ok, so how did YOU get involved in this?" Tucker asks Yukari.
Yukari chuckles.
"Well, originally I wanted to steal Moka from Tsukune."
"You mean steal Tsukune from Moka?"
"No what I said."
"How old was she when you met her?" Danny asks Tsukune.
"Twelve." Tsukune says with a disturbed face. "She skipped some grades."
Danny looks disturbed too.
"But then I decided I wanted to have an incredible night of passion with Moka and Tsukune at the same time!"
Now all the humans look disturbed.
Fang-Fang walks up to her and wraps his arm around her.
"We're officially together now. We're fine with two people, but who knows what will happen in the near to distant future…" He says, rolling his eyes and smiling widely, as does Yukari.
Danny is lost for words. It is NOT normal for a child that young to be thinking about "incredible nights of passion."
Kurumu gets angry.
"Hey, that's not fair! You showed everyone else our mistakes but you didn't show yours!" The succubus points out.
"Whatever do you mean?" Yukari says innocently.
Ruby waves her hand and the clouds show Yukari pulling a bunch of nasty pranks on Tsukune.
"Hey!" The young witch shouts at the older.
"Also, you didn't show me!" Fang-Fang says.
"You!?" Danny shouts.
"Yes, I came to Yokai Academy to recruit him into my family." Fang-Fang says. "I had heard of Tsukune Aono who had become a legend for facing off against dangerous Yokai. And finding out that he had assembled a harem of sorts only piqued my interest in him. Also, I am bisexual like Yukari."
Everyone gawks at Tsukune.
"So you had a bunch of girls and a guy fawning over you?" Tucker asks.
"It isn't like that anymore!" Tsukune says.
All the monster girls nod.
"After we defeated Alucard I officially chose Moka as my girlfriend. A decision I'm sticking with." He says, grabbing Moka's hand.
The two vampires smile at one another.
"Granted, these FIVE (and yes I'm counting Fang-Fang) were having trouble accepting that at first. So they showed up half naked when I was introducing Tsukune to my father."
All the humans turn to Fang-Fang, Yukari, Mizore and Kurumu.
"You didn't!" Jazz asks.
"And how did you react?" Jupiter asks Issa Shuzen.
The older vampire shrugs.
"I had two wives, remember? Polygamy is common in the vampire community. I just told Tsukune to be careful with each of them."
Most of the women in the room were somewhat offended by that statement.
"Of course I decided a long time ago that when I found someone I would make sure they loved me alone." Moka says sternly. "I love you father, but I don't believe in Polygamy. For one thing, it results in one woman feeling unloved and we saw from my step-mother how that can affect them."
Issa nods in understanding. As do Kokoa, Akua and Kahlua (who is still listening from behind the wall).
"But they are all with new guys now." Sam points out.
"Yes, well, there was an incident where they tried using Kurumu's powers to invade Tsukune's dreams and then I beat them all up. So Tsukune FINALLY decided to talk to them." Moka says.
Tsukue turns to the girls.
"I told them that they will always be people I care about but I also said that I only want to be with Moka. More importantly, I told them that they each deserve someone who loves them as much as I do her."
"It wasn't easy to accept at first, but we eventually did." Kuruma says to the Danny and the others.
"Around that time I enrolled at the school." Says the guy with his arm around Kurumu's waist.
The succubus hugs the boy close.
"And I met a handsome, smart, amazing Incubus named Kotaro Ijuin to be my new special someone."
The two kiss passionately.
"I went to a bar and I met a man, or should I say Raiju, who can help me indulge my masochistic urges." Ruby says, taking a playful bite at her new boyfriend's ear, who blushes.
"Names Sado, by the way." He tells the others.
Sailor Mercury turns to Mizore and Haru.
"So Mizore, how did you end up with a human boy?" She asks.
Mizore clears her throat.
"Well, Haru is someone I actually knew from my childhood." Mizore explains. "My village is right on the border of a human town. When I was a kid I would go to the outskirts and meet a human boy. We became friends and we would play together. Then one day I told him what I actually was." Mizore turns sad. "He freaked out and ran away."
Everyone looks at Mizore sympathetically. Then Jupiter flares at Haru.
"So he rejected you and you STILL ended up going back to him?"
Haru becomes alittle worried, seeing a superhero so mad at him. Mizore is perplexed by this question then realizes the confusion.
"Oh no, no. That was Haru's younger brother, Yaku." Mizore clarifies.
Jupiter calms down.
"Oh, good."
"Yeah, Yaku was always kinda a scared cat." Haru says. "I was two years older than them so most of the time I would just watch the kids play. When Yaku ran home telling mom and dad what he found out about Mizore they didn't believe him, but I thought he was overreacting. I mean, if her people really kill humans then why would she tell him she is one? The next day I went to the border where they would meet to find her and apologize on his behalf, but I never did."
"I kinda decided to take a break from humans after that." Mizore says. "We finally got in contact again after Alucard and my village exposed itself. My mom and dad opened a ski-resort in the human world. That's when I met Haru and Yuka again. Yuka apologized but said he had a girlfriend now, plus I could tell he was still pretty scared of me."
"Then I asked her out to a hot chocolate. Then she told me that she can't drink hot things." Haru says.
"But I did say yes to a cold-chocolate." Mizore says as she leans into Haru, who places his hand on her.
Danny then looks at Mizore.
"Well, I'm glad that you all found someone else."
"So Danny, what's the story with you and Sailor Jupiter?" Tsukune asks.
Sailor Jupiter and Danny blush awkwardly.
"It's kinda a crazy story." Jupiter says.
"Crazier than what we've been through?" Moka asks.
"Ok fair point." Danny says. "So, we actually met just before I revealed myself to the world. My family went looking for Yokai in Japan thinking they were actually ghosts and we ended up in Tomobiki."
"This was around the same time those mushrooms started growing all over the world. So the Sailor Guardians arrived to check out the situation." Jupiter adds.
"Oh yeah, that whole alien-Oni tag thing. I heard about that." Tsukune says.
Haru looks at him dumbfound.
"You HEARD of it!? My dads car got destroyed by a mushroom." Haru says.
"Around that time we were in China. Training to rescue Moka from Fairytale." Mizore explains.
"They had mushrooms in China." Sam says.
"Well atleast until I told Lum about it and she cleaned up the rest of the world beyond Japan." Danny states. "Either way it should have been all over the news!"
"We were in a mirror dimension." Kokoa says.
Danny sighs.
"Of course you were."
"I heard that you and the Sailor Guardians fought the Oni princess on Tv. Is that when you first met?" Moka asks.
"No actually we met before that." Danny says. "I was Danny Fenton and she was-" Danny stops himself.
He glances to his girlfriend and the other Sailor Guardians. They are all in their sailor forms now because they still didn't want their identities exposed yet. So Danny couldn't tell them Sailor Jupiters civilian name is Makoto Kino.
"-Jupiters civilian form helped me out with some jerks that were giving me a hard time." Danny says.
Sailor Jupiter smiles.
"There was an instant connection." She says. "I never met a guy who actually LIKED me saving them. Before that guys gave me an attitude. They were intimidated by my height and thought I made them look bad."
Danny rubs her shoulder.
"I just thought she was amazing. And the most beautiful girl I ever saw. So we exchanged numbers."
"And we started working together to clean up the mushrooms in Tomobiki as Sailor Jupiter and Danny Phantom."
Kyoko raises her hand.
"So when did you discover who you both actually are?" She asks.
"The ice-cream shop we were at got attacked by demons." Danny says unenthusiastically. "I was able to fight most of them off but there was this one that was super tough and it made me loose enough power after fighting her to change back to human form infront of Jupiter. And I already saw her change into her superhero clothes when they first showed up."
"It was a happy discovery." Jupiter says.
"What kind of demon did you fight?" Ruby asks him.
Danny shrugged.
"I just remember she had a lot of arms and breathes fire."
"It was an Asura." Mars says.
Tsukune, Moka, Kokoa, Akua, Mizore, Kurumu, Yukari, Ruby, Fang-Fang, Haiji, Sado and Kotaro all gap at the halfa in shock. Even Issa was surprised.
"You fought an ASURA! And LIVED!" Moka shouts shocked.
"Asura's are extremely powerful demons!" Akua adds.
"Dude! How is your soul still intact?" Haiji asks.
"I knew you were powerful but a FREAKIN ASURA!" Kokoa shouts shocked.
"Impressive." Fang-Fang says blushing.
"Yeah…" Yukari says drooling.
Noticing this, Danny immediately turns invisible. Yes, he's gotten less clueless as he got older.
"Well to be fair Sailor Mars did give me an Ofuda." Danny says.
The yokai nod.
"Ah ok, that makes more sense." Moka says.
"I also had some stuff on me to help me heal even faster than I normally do." Danny says. "Honestly if it wasn't for those two things I don't know if I would have made it. I hope I never run into that psycho again."
…
Netherworld
Mada watches Danny talk to the others through a crystal ball. She's been watching him closely since hearing about his fight with the vampire and her deal with Dan.
She laughs pleased to hear him talk about her.
"Yeah that's right, you NEEDED the Ofuda. Never forget that."
…
Shuzen Household
Tsukune pats Danny's shoulder, which he can do even when intangible thanks to his demonic aura, and Danny becomes visible again.
"Either way, facing down an asura then saving the world a few days later is impressive."
"Hey, you beat a fricken kaiju, man." Danny compliments. "One that destroyed a whole continent in seven days!"
Tsukune rubs the back of his neck.
"I didn't actually beat him though." Tsukune admits. "I mean he pieced himself back together even after we blasted him to bits. It was Moka's mother and the dark lords that beat him."
"But YOU put the rosary on his body so that could happen." Danny reminds him.
"Yeah, I guess." Tsukune says humbly.
As the guys laugh together, Moka whispers to Jupiter.
"Keep in mind that we both have Alucards blood in us. Kurumu told me that during those months they were training, Tsukune was accidentally transformed into a ghoul again and one of the Three Dark Lords themselves said that if Tsukune hadn't been changed back he could have caused the SAME devastation that Alucard did."
"Well, Danny-Kun told me that in an alternate timeline where he turned evil he destroyed the world." Jupiter whispers back. "Of course that was over the course of ten years. And he was merged with his arch enemies powers at the time…Danny-Kun can fire blasts from afar and Tsukune can't!"
Jupiter said that last part proudly, thinking she won the argument over which of their boyfriends was stronger.
However, Moka made a mental note to have Tsukune get with her sister Kahlua to teach him how to use the Wealth of Power to shape-shift as efficiently as she can. Or maybe she and him can work together to use their Creation ability to create streams of energy towards targets instead of just explosions. Or maybe Yukari, Ruby or Fang-Fang can teach them to blast Yoki energy from afar.
She wouldn't stand for anyone saying her boyfriend didn't stand a chance against Danny just because he's a ghost. And she certainly didn't stand for people saying Danny was stronger than them because he can lift a bus, as if these people didn't remember how she and Tsukune punched right through Alucard with their bare hands.
No. Moka intended for this to be a battle that Danny Phantom would never forget.
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