Jay smiled, giving Silent Bob a salute. Bess held her hands together in a quiet prayer. He was so high up and he could get hurt from just falling off the rafter. Just as the plan went, Silent Bob had a rope tied around his waist, connected to the roof beam.

LaFours stood in the center of the plaza once more, completely unsuspecting of anything. Jay and Bess watched Silent Bob spread open his black leather coat, jumping off the rafter.

"Fly, fatass, fly!" Jay cheered.

Bess' eyes widened as she watched the mute man glide across the mall, completely undetected. Not even LaFours lifted his gaze to notice the overweight man that flew over his head. Fully focused on not messing up again, Silent Bob held his hands out, gritting his teeth to grab the pin. Only problem was he was a little off. He passed right over the pin, not even touching it.

Instead, Silent Bob continued gliding across the mall, going toward that same store he crashed in before. He shut his eyes as he went crashing through the wood and plaster wall headfirst.


Bess gasped loudly when she and Jay watched Silent Bob crashing into the wall. She knew this was a bad idea. When he didn't get up, she went running toward the store.

"Security", the store manager began calling out.

The three of them were in trouble this time. Bess grabbed Silent Bob by the shoulders, seeing that he wasn't moving. She started shaking him as a crowd of people started gathering. Jay came running up the to the store to help pull his friend out of the wall.

"You fat fuck!" he shook his head. "You fucked it up again!"

He grabbed Silent Bob by the coat. The unconscious man twitched as his friend and Bess pulled him out of the hole. His helmet was covered in dust and plaster. His goggles were knocked down his face. Silent Bob was completely unconscious.

"Oh my god, is he dead?" the people surrounding them continued to watch.

"Come on, wake up, tubby" Jay shook his friend.

Bess looked at Silent Bob with tears in her eyes, hoping he would wake up. To her relief, the large man began stirring. He blinked as his eyes opened, looking at Bess and Jay. Wasn't sure what went wrong that time. Whistling could be heard as LaFours came running.

"Flee, fatass, flee!" Jay yelled as he started running.

Bess kept her arms wrapped around Silent Bob, following Jay into the food court. Running down the stairs, they spotted Brodie and TS, the only guys they could hide behind without any questions. The security guard didn't seem to spot them before running off.

"Is he gone?" Jay asked.

"Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now", Brodie answered.

"Dang, that bastard's faster than Walt Flannigan's dog."

The three of them sighed, catching their breath. They needed a break from all this, taking a seat with Brodie and TS.

"What's with all the running?" Brodie asked.

"What the hell happened to him?" TS asked looking at Silent Bob.

Bess wrapped her arms around the man's shoulders as he pulled a fresh icepack from his coat, laying it on his head. She didn't want him doing anymore stunts like that. Silent Bob had been hurt one time too many today.

"Human brown-eye here's a walking calamity", Jay scoffed, still thinking he was at fault. "We got to take a pass on the stage-trashing business, otherwise he's liable to kill himself."

At least Jay had the sense to know that enough was enough. Bess placed a kiss to Silent Bob's forehead, trying to cheer him up, at least a little bit. She wasn't listening to Brodie talking about his love life, focusing on her own friend instead. The mute wrapped his arm around Bess' shoulder, holding her close for emotional support. Looked like Silent Bob wasn't hurt too bad.