Silent Bob munched on his half of the cookie he and Bess split. The two mutes were gazing at each other as they ate. This was probably the happiest that Bess had been in a long, long time.

"What the fuck, dude!"

Leave it to Jay to kill the mood.

"I told you to order me something! You're too busy with your girlfriend to care or something?"

Bess and Silent Bob looked up at Jay with wide eyes. Neither of them wanted their friend to feel that way. She wasn't trying to break the duo up. Bess looked at her half of the cookie before handing it to Jay, hoping that would patch things up between them. She liked him fine and still wanted to be friends with the stoner.

"Thanks…" Jay muttered and took the cookie.

If Silent Bob wasn't impressed before that moment, he certainly was now. Bess was golden and a true keeper.

"So, now what are we going to do?" the blonde asked.

They still had a good five hours until the game show. Jay and Silent Bob still had the idea of messing up the game show as planned. From what they heard, it was nothing more than a Dating Game ripoff. Someone had to put this show out of its misery.

"Hey, look!" Jay pointed.

Brodie was limping, arm around his gut, nose and lip all bloodied. Something bad had clearly happened. The three of them got up, following Brodie into a candy store. The battered man sat on the floor, trying to stem the bleeding.

"Bro, what the fuck happened?" Jay asked.

"The Easter Bunny… got the drop on me", Brodie grunted in pain.

"You're fucking kidding me! The Easter Bunny did this?"

"All I said was the Easter Bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing. He just jumped the railing and knocked me down."

"He's fucking dead!" Jay growled.

"Oh, let it go", Brodie shrugged. "He's under a lot of pressure."

Bess and Silent Bob raised their eyebrows. It seemed a little weird that the mall Easter Bunny would attack a guy just for saying something as meaningless as an opinion. Either way, Jay looked pumped to be kicking some ass.

"What the hell happened to him?"

T.S. and a friend of his came running when they saw the state Brodie was in.

"The guy in the Easter Bunny suit kicked his ass!" Jay explained.

"I had it coming."

"Fuck all that shit! Come on, you two."

Bess looked at Silent Bob, seeing the girl that was with TS. That was the same one in the dressing room he crashed in on. Not wanting her to freak out again, he covered his face, sneaking his way past her. Was this their plan now? Just go and beat up the Easter Bunny? Bess had to hand it to the two guys. They knew how to stick up for their friends.

There was a long line of kids there to see the Easter Bunny. The little ones were taking pictures, all unaware of what the stoners were going to do. Without a word, Jay and Silent Bob pushed their way past the kids, walking straight to the Easter Bunny. Bess wasn't going to get involved. The last thing she needed was to get into any serious trouble. For now, she just stood back and held her arms out in front of the kids. This wasn't going to be pretty.

Even Silent Bob had the good sense to carry a small girl away from the Easter Bunny, knowing how violent this was going to get.

"What the hell is this?" the Easter Bunny asked.

"This is for Brodie", Jay answered.

Silent Bob grabbed the guy's arms, holding them back as his friend socked him in the gut. All the kids screamed, seeing two grown men attack an icon of childhood innocence. As hard as Bess tried to hold them all back, the kids grabbed stuffed animals, attacking Jay and Silent Bob, trying to get them to stop. Well... this was some Easter weekend.