Total Drama Guardian Dragon

by R0tatcid

22 teens went to distant Muskowka in Ontario, to the rundown summer camp of Wawanakwa to participate in the most absurd of reality shows, presented by the narcissist / indifferent Chris Maclain and his right hand Chef. Although besides them an ancient otherworldly presence from a forgotten era that has come out of hiding.

12. Episode 12

Chapter 12

Naruto's Castle

Irene Belsarion, formerly Uzumaki, sat at the end of a dinner table. Enjoying the fine decor and the delicious food being served to her. After being asleep for so long. The woman did have a great appetite that needed to be fulfilled. Especially with a side of wine.

"I see time has moved quiet quickly. I assume Rome has finally collapsed, nephew?" Irene asked.

Naruto sighed, "Yes, over 1500 years ago." he answered.

Irene laughed at this, "It was only a matter of time. I assume they also tried to rebuild it?" she asked.

"Let's skip the politics and the failure of said politics. These days, it complaining about who needs more help and how much money everything costs." Naruto replied.

Irene frowned, "Oh good, everyone can complain about their coin purses." she said sarcastically. "And what of little Medusa and my surrogate grandchildren?" she asked.

"Milim is still herself and Veldora accidentally destroyed a kingdom belonging to Luminous Valentine." Naruto answered. "Moving on, you may want to limit your movement. An event called a reality show, is taking place outside of these walls." he said.

"Why do you care? Do not tell me you volunteered to do a human's bidding." Irene said.

Naruto looked to the side to remember past events.

Flashback, six months before Total Drama airs

Chris looked mildly concerned, "So is that a yes or a no?" he asked.

Chef was ready to crap his pants, "I say no!" he said.

It was Chef's opinion, not Naruto's answer. As they saw the Demon Dragon Lord, Acnologia rip apart a prison by walking through it. Naruto swung his tail to get through the debris of the maximum security prison. It didn't help that there was a Canadian Air Force base only a few miles out.

"I seek entertainment. The recreation center is lacking and filled with disrespectful insects." Naruto said as his voice reached the whole prison.

"It's a good thing we got out like he said." Chris said as Chef was still looking scared.

"Why did we have to find this guy? He was just a rumor until today!" Chef yelled.

Chris laughed, "We want this show to go above and beyond. What's greater than a legit dragon?" he asked as Naruto stumbled over the prison.

*BOOM*

Naruto let out a roar as he was hit by three fighter jets. Which he immediately shot down after charging up a powerful beam from his mouth. Destroying all three jets in the process as he exited the damaged prison.

"So should we ask him for an answer or wait?" Chris asked.

"I'd give the big guy a few minutes. The Air Force is stubborn and can't scratch him." Chef said as another squadron of jets arrived.

All of them barraged Naruto only for the dragon to cast a barrier spell. Completely blocking the missiles and preparing to strike back at them. Resulting in even more jets being destroyed in the process. Though it appeared that Naruto was being patient as he only shot down their wings and grazed some engines. Giving the pilots a chance to eject as they never stood a chance.

"How tough is this guy!?" Chris asked excitedly.

"Enough to walk into a full scale war and not care Chris! Now take cover!" Chef yelled.

As the two needed to run for their lives until the Canadian Air Force could be called off from their futile attack.

End of flashback

Naruto shrugged it off, "It sounded interesting. Besides, the humans will forget about this year's events in the next few years." he said. "They have new recording devices to save information, but all media will all be lost in a few centuries." he said.

Irene still looked suspicious as she drank from her glass, 'An odd little world.' she thought. "Now then, let's skip politics. Where are my adopted grandchildren? I know you made more with all this time passing." she said.

Naruto sighed knowing Irene is going to tease them and some like Milim, will try to avoid her.

The next day

Medusa hummed to herself while taking on the form of Marianne again. The serpent woman finished up preparing a special breakfast for the two potential champions. As to give Chef some rest for the incoming insanity as Chris will hate a bland ending for the end of his show. Then again, Hades mentioned that the series will continue according to the Sisters of Fate.

"What would a decades be to me?" Medusa asked as she put out two trays.

Just as Owen came in, "Oh boy! I smell delicious food!" he yelled.

Medusa smiled, "You better have a big appetite young man. Because today will not be so easy." she said as Owen grabbed his food.

"Yeah sure, I'll work hard. After I eat this! Thanks!" Owen said as he started eating like a rabid animal.

With Gwen coming in next, "I see Chef took the morning off." she said before walking up to Medusa. As Gwen grabbed her tray, Medusa handed her a letter, "Wha's this?" she asked.

"A letter from Lady Gorgon." Medusa said trying to stifle her laugh.

Gwen's eyes widened, "Okay… uh, what does she want from me?" she asked nervously.

"I was not told." Medusa said enjoying Gwen's look of fear.

"Thanks… I guess." Gwen said as no letter had ever made her afraid.

Not even an acceptance letter from a prestigious college will make her nervous once she reads this letter. This letter, was straight from Naruto's wife. Who is the mother of many children including Masrur as well as the daughter of Echidna. While Gwen never saw Echidna's true form, she did see a glimpse of Typhon's shadow and his presence was menacing enough.

'Please don't let it be death threats or a curse.' Gwen mentally pleaded as she sat down.

Sitting on a separate table from Owen as to focus on the letter. Maybe to calm her nerves as Owen is going to shake the table while enjoying his food. It also looks like "Marianne" is more than willing to give Owen seconds too.

'Okay, let's hear it.' Gwen thought.

Dear Gwendolyn,

'I don't like that name.' Gwen thought as she kept reading.

While I may not have been present on the island. That does not stop me from witnessing recent events. Quite frankly, many are hilarious in my opinion. However, in recent months, I cannot help but notice that there are a few contestants that caught my eye.

A few kind hearted individuals and a couple of strong willed humans. How quaint, I have not seen such bravery since Leonidas still walked the earth.

Though the one thing that caught my attention. Is my son, Masrur, and his loyalty to you.

"What?" Gwen asked as she read the last part several times over.

I cannot help but fawn over how adorable my son is when he's domesticated. For that, I give you my thanks. As well as compensation.

Suddenly, a coin bursted out from the wax seal at the bottom. Gwen carefully picked up the coin before noticing the wax seal burning away.

I suppose this is all for now. Though I doubt this will be the last time we communicate. Hades tells me that the fates see long lives for you and your fellow competitors. Hopefully you are a fast reader as well as this message is literally about to implode.

I would say, in about 15 seconds after the seal burns.

If there was anything left from Medusa to say to Gwen. Gwen would never know as she immediately folded up the letter into a paper plane. Before throwing it outside the window where letter exploded and destroyed most of the wall. Owen looked at the explosion and destruction before shrugging it off.

"I guess they added too much spice." Owen said.

Meanwhile, Medusa giggled in the corner as she saw the explosion go off.

The challenge

With breakfast over and everyone taking their place, Chris stood in between Gwen and Owen. As two large bleachers were set up for reasons about to be explained. As the flags of Owen and Gwen were raised over each seating section.

"Welcome the final episode of Total Drama Island. You two have been through a lot, from jumping off a mountain to being chased through a literal house of horrors." Chris announced. "The two of you are only one step away from earning the grand prize of 500,000 dollars! To commemorate this special event. We're bringing back every one of our previous contestants.

Gwen cheered and greeted everyone who passed by. Meanwhile Gwen looked like she had mixed feelings while blushing as Trent gave him a supporting look. Of course, Heather gave Gwen a nasty glare while sitting down on the bleacher's supporting Owen. However, a few people noticed the fact that Heather was wearing an ugly wig for some reason.

Heather's Confessional

Heather of course, looked very angry, "After I got skunked and kicked off the show. The stink caused my hair to literally fall out!" she said as she took off her wig. "I swear, even if I can't legally get back at Chris and this stupid show. I can at least make sure Gwen doesn't win." she said cryptically.

Back to the show

Chris handed Owen a cow hat while handing Gwen a chicken hat, "You two need to wear these for the rest of the challenge." he said.

"What exactly is the challenge, Chris?" Gwen asked.

"The Rejected Olympics!" Chris answered. "The both of you will have to go through three challenges before making it all the way back. Except, if you haven't paid attention. I haven't exactly made them easy." he said.

"We paid attention alright." Gwen said as she put on her chicken hat.

"All is fair in love and war Gwen, no hard feelings?" Owen asked.

"Never big guy." Gwen said.

Chris started honking a horn, "This isn't Total Friendship Island! This is Total DRAMA Island!" he yelled.

Everyone nursed their ears from the loud horn. Moving on from that, Chris had one last thing to do before he could officially begin the grand finale.

"Firstly, I want you both to tell the peanut gallery of failure what you would do with the money and why you deserve it." Chris said hoping for some drama.

Gwen gave him something sentimental instead, "I think after giving a fair share to Owen from an earlier promise. I would travel abroad and go to university to study the history of art." she said.

"That was sweet, boring. But sweet." Chris said.

Naturally, some such as Trent and Leshawna cheered and supported Gwen's ambition and honor. Chris then moved onto Owen and asked him the same thing.

"I would throw the biggest party ever!" Owen shouts as most of Gwen's faction changed sides. "And it would be on yacht!" he adds as Lindsay slowly changes seats.

"Real loyal guys." Gwen said sarcastically.

"Whatever, everyone made their choices and the challenge is set." Chris said gathering everyone's attention. "Ready! Set! GO!" He shouts as Gwen and Owen start running.

At the first point

Naruto was making sure to adjust the flagpoles. As the first challenge is meant for the pair to grab some flags. Pretty simple, but it was the journey that would be challenging as the poles are five times higher than they were in the beginning.

"Did someone put butter on this pole?" Naruto asked as he started cleaning one of them. That's when Irene landed close by, "If you want to tease me, do as you wish. I do not care." he said.

Irene was currently in dragon form and sniffing around, "No, while I do have good reason. I smell something interesting." she said. Almost smirking, she looked around the corners, "A surviving child of the Roth clan still exists." she said.

"Excuse me?" Naruto asked with surprise and confusion.

"Forget it, the humans are coming." Irene said before flying away.

Naruto sighed, "Perhaps she's not right in the head after so many years being asleep." he said as he finished. "Also, I see someone must have disguised their sent with too much makeup or an equally powdery substance." he said as he couldn't locate the culprit.

Who in fact was Heather in an attempt to sabotage Gwen.

"It doesn't matter, the trap after this is already enough of a death trap." Naruto said as Gwen and Owen arrived.

"Are you serious!? This thing is like a hundred feet high!" Owen shouted.

"Get to work before I throw you." Naruto said.

The two sighed before struggling to move forward. Just as Veldora arrived with a t-shirt with Owen's face on it.

"What are you doing?" Naruto asked.

"Supporting my favorite camper!" Veldora said as he tried pushing Owen up.

Due to Owen's size and poor physique. He wasn't exactly as good as Gwen who is average at climbing the pole. Soon enough, the rest of Owen's faction started trying to help him as well.

"This is going to take a while." Naruto said as he stepped back.

One century later (not really)

Gwen came sliding down the pole after claiming her flag. While Owen made a loud squeezing sound as he came sliding down. Which was slow and painful and made him fall behind Gwen.

"I did it!" Owen cheered.

"Run!" Heather yelled.

"What?" Owen asked.

"Run Owen! Run now!" Heather commanded,

Owen started running as everyone followed him onto the next challenge.

The next challenge

Moving ahead of the competitors, Naruto went to check on the nest he had set up. Only to find Junko tampering with it. Immediately lifting his daughter by the back of his shirt. He demanded her to tell him what she was doing.

"Nothing, just making sure the eggs of my pet were safe." Junko said.

"You replaced the eagle eggs for dragon eggs?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, those things were taking too much space. Besides, my little Red Eyed Black Dragon needed someplace to put her eggs." Junko said as she gestured to the large dragon eggs.

"You do realize that the final two need to take one egg to move on right?" Naruto asked.

Junko pretended to play innocent, "I did not know that." she said clearly lying.

At that time, Gwen and Owen took an egg and saw the long planks they needed to cross. As underneath them were some wild sharks who appeared hungry. Along with other small sea creatures that appeared very threatening. Something both Owen and Gwen wanted to avoid

"Is this safe?" Gwen asked.

"I think it was tested." Naruto answered.

Most likely by an "intern" with superhuman abilities if not a few tricks that make them stronger than a normal human. So it was safe to say that it was safe, but maybe not for two generic humans. Regardless, the two have been through a lot worse.

"Better get going on. The show is almost over." Naruto said as he looked out for Junko's pet.

Which could likely hear Junko, "Yoohoo! Come here Ruby Eyes!" she yelled whiling banging a pot and pan together. "Come on you stupid lizard!" she yelled.

Naruto sighed, "I need to get you a hobby." he said.

"Hurting people is my hobby!" Junko argued as she made louder noises.

"Could you make her stop?! She's making me nervous!" Owen asked as he was fearful of falling.

"I can't control teenagers." Naruto answered as Junko got her hands on a flare gun.

"Come on! Where are you!?" Junko asked before firing the flare gun.

Gwen just ignored it, 'Just ignore her, you have a challenge to win.' she thought before Heather tried distracting her.

"Hey Gwen, look!" Heather called out as she dragged Justin out.

Gwen was confused by whatever Heather was planning. Only to hear the loud screeches of a dragon. Heather then ripped of Justin's shirt as the male model started flexing his well toned and physically fit body. Only for Gwen to be distracted by the red eyed dragon pet of Junko. As it tried to rip her head off with a sudden strike. Leaving Gwen anxious to move as quickly as possible as to get off of the wooden boards. Unfortunately, Owen was distracted by Justin's beauty and didn't notice the dragon until it nearly knocked him off the board.

"Holy… what is that!?" Owen asked as the dragon tried to claw at him.

By now, Heather started running along with everyone else. As the plan failed and now there was an angry dragon trying to kill them all. Gwen quickly and carefully put the egg down as did Owen.

"There little egg, now you wait here for mama and…" Owen was interrupted by a loud screech. "AHHH!" He screamed as he kept running.

The red eyed black dragon snarled as it walked around her eggs. Slowly calming down as it nudged her head on the soft eggs. Though that didn't stop the murderous bloodlust it gained from the theft of her eggs.

Junko sighed, "I guess she wasn't as ferocious as I thought." she said before Naruto smacked her on the head. "Hey!" she yelled.

"Don't kidnap someone else's child." Naruto said.

"Technically, I did no such thing." Junko replied. Then a snake hissed at her, "Snitch." she said as the snake retreated. "Mom always knows how to ruin my fun." she said thinking that snake belonged to Medusa.

"She is alway, child of mine." Naruto said as Junko groaned.

Third Challenge

The final challenge itself is to run straight towards the finish line. However, while Chris awaited for one of the two competitors to arrive. There was something left to make the contestants deter from reaching the goal first. It would be up to a matter of the mind and instinct in order to make it to the finish line first.

"So that's it? They reach this finish line and one of them wins?" Eva asked.

"Pretty much, yeah." Chris said.

"Sounds easy and underwhelming." Ezekiel said.

"Who said reaching the finish line was easy?" Chris asked followed by some laughter.

Everyone glared at Ezekiel as if he jinxed the final two. Though Chris practically had Gwen and Owen cursed once they made it to the final two. Overall, everyone might as well have been cursed with what they've been through in the last few weeks.

"What do they need to watch out for?" Leshawna asked.

"I don't know, something called a Hide-and-Seek." Chris said as he wasn't given the details.

At the halfway point

Kurama chuckled as he and Shirou started opening up cages. Releasing several blue imps in hoods out into the center of the road. Bradley then arrived with a smoke machine and unleashed a giant fog with the smoke as to ruin Gwen and Owen's vision. Once the two arrived, Naruto jumped in as well in case one of them one and the other found it impossible to escape the fog.

Kurama snorted while muttering some remarks about the imps they released.

It was a mystery as to what was going on in the fog.

Inside of the fog

Owen ran inside and ran in a straight line as he thought the fog was meant to distract him. Only to hear loud cheers of admiration and motivation. Turning his head, Owen saw everyone cheering for him and telling him to run where they were pointing.

"Here Owen! This way!"

"You got this dude!"

"You're gonna win! You're gonna win! WOOHOO!"

Owen smiled, "Aw, you guys! This party is going to be the best!" he exclaimed as he ran towards them.

When he reached the group, Owen started to curve his path towards where they told him. Thinking the finish line was not too far now. Owen saw the bright light of day and jumped out. Only to find himself at the edge of a cliff.

"AHHH! Guys, I think you mixed up the path!" Owen yelled as he ran back inside of the fog.

That's when he saw Geoff, "Sorry Big O, it was this way. The compass said West, not East." he said.

"Really? Haha, I've been there before." Owen said relating to bad directions.

Only when Owen followed "Geoff" he found himself running into a tree. From there, all of the "campers" pointed at Owen to run in various directions. Resulting in Owen either crashing into objects or nearly falling into the ocean. At one point, he ran into Maggie riding Cerberus again. With the demonic hound craving Owen's flesh.

"This is not funny guys! I thought we were friends!" Owen yelled as Cerberus chased him around in circles.

Gwen faired no better, as she had a similar experience. Only instead of being lied to directly, Gwen saw pairs of doppelgangers arguing with each other. Starting with Trent who was fighting another Trent.

"Gwen, listen to me and run!"

"No, listen to me and help! This guy is a fake!"

Gwen looked confused as she turned her head to see two Leshawna's fighting it out.

"Nah uh! Leshawna is curvy, that bootie makes me look like a truck!"

"That's because you're a truck, while Leshawna is fine how she is."

For some reason, there were two Heathers as well. Both of them were pulling on each other's hair as well as pinching each other.

"Timeout! If there's two of us, why don't we team up on Weird Goth Girl?"

"I agree, we can at least drag Gwen down to last place."

Gwen stepped back, "Okay, one Heather is enough! Any more and it's like the apocalypse!" she shouts as she tries to get away.

"Don't let her get away!"

"Don't tell me what to do!"

Before Gwen could panic, she heard a loud monstrous roar. As she saw a giant red lion roaring at the two Heather's. Forcing themselves to reveal themselves as the blue imps from earlier. Along with scaring the rest of the impostors who were also disguised imps.

"Masrur? Is that you? The real you?" Gwen asked. Masrur purred as he nudged his head into her leg, "I guess that's a good sign." she said.

That is, until she saw Masrur in human form appear. The child gave the red lion a scary glare. Only for the lion to growl at the boy, causing him to transform into an imp.

"No doubt that's you little guy. Can you show me the way out?" Gwen asked.

Masrur wagged his tail before moving his head towards another direction. Using that, Gwen decided to follow the red lion in hopes of leaving the fog and returning to the game.

Outside of the fog

While in dragon form, Naruto crawled out of the fog with a few imps in his mouth. After dropping them, Naruto saw a few of his offsprings standing outside with painted signs cheering for their respective teams. He only wondered how long it would take until civil war erupted when the contestant they are siding with does not win. However, Kanna decided to abstain and make her own sign as she sat on Soma's shoulders.

Naruto #1 Papa

Naruto would no openly say it, but it did warm his heart when he read that. However, the feeling was gone once he saw Owen running out with Cerberus chasing after him. Kanna immediately jumped off of her brother's shoulders. As Soma was about to complain about Kanna demanding that she sit on his shoulders which resulted in him developing a back ache. Owen ran past Soma which lead to Cerberus running over Soma in the process.

"I'm hurt." Soma croaked.

Kanna kicked him, "Stop crying." she said.

Naruto grinned as he crawled forward, only to see gwen riding on Masrur's back as they exited the fog. Now it was up to a test of endurance by that point. At the same time, Naruto had to go chase after Cerberus as Maggie was riding on his back.

Near the finish line

"Who's winning?" Izzy asked as Chris grabbed his binoculars.

"Hard to say, all I see is Owen screaming because he's in mortal danger and Gwen is riding a red lion." Chris said before noticing the giant behemoth behind them. "Oh and Naruto is chasing them. I guess he wants to get some fitness in." he said.

"This race is going to be so close." Duncan said as he stood up from his seat.

"Gwen has this!" Trent said confidentially.

"But Owen really looks desperate to run. Like, super desperate. I think he's running at the speed of sound!" Geoff said as Owen's screams could now be heard.

"Someone get tell this baby and her dog to stop chasing me!" Owen begged.

Eva narrowed her eyes, "Only Naruto's kids." she said understanding the character of the child by this point.

"That's a baby. How does a baby control a big dog?" Leshawna asked.

"She just does." Eva answered.

As the race continued, it was anyone's game and anyone could win. With Owen calling upon his willpower as well as his self preservation to run away from Cerberus to Gwen putting her faith in Masrur's athleticism. Along with what looked like a storm of some kind over the island.

"What? I didn't order doom and gloom!" Chris yelled as something came out of the storm. Whatever it was, it fell towards the other side of the island, "Save the meteors for next season!" he shouted.

Naruto looked confused, "I ordered no such thing." He said in his booming voice.

The loud voice scared Owen to the point he started farting. Causing Cerberus to deter as the bad odor made it's eyes water and Maggie making it pull away. It didn't end there, as Owen released a giant toxic fume of gas that released enough pressure to make him speed up to the point his eet were floating above the air.

"Woah? Fart powers?" Owen asked as he started floating towards the finish line.

*POOT*

Owen laughed, "Take me away, butt!" he commanded as his own farts made him rocket towards the finish line.

Everyone was shocked by the sight. As if Owen suddenly reached a new spiritual level with his butt and used the power of his farts to propel him to victory. However, the toxic gases made even the most durable inhabitants pass out. Even Veldora collapsed as his eyes were in the shape of X's.

"Man down!" someone yelled.

"I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!" Owen sang before landing straight through the finish line.

However, for a brief moment. Owen suddenly disappeared in a loud snap. Everyone went wide eyed and looked for the overweight teen. Only for Owen to come back a whole minute later with a look of shock on his face before landing on his face.

"What happened to Owen?" Izzy asked.

"I think Owen totally like… transcended through time!" Harold exclaimed.

Owen slowly sat up, "I think I did. I saw stuff you guys wouldn't understand or believe." he said as his eyes were dialated.

"It doesn't matter!" Chris yelled as he pulled out a giant check. "Because Owen has won, Total! Drama! Island!" he announced.

"I won?" Owen asked as he took the check. "I WON!" he shouted.

Owen's peanut gallery as well as several of Naruto's offsprings surrounded Owen and picked him up. All of them started to cheer for the big guy as Gwen arrived.

"Wow, I'm a hundred thousand-anair or whatever it's called, haha!" Owen cheered.

Gwen sighed as Trent and the others arrived, "So close, oh well." she said.

"You still did pretty good. Second place on this show, that's a major mark." Cody said.

"Mhm, you got more guts than anyone else girl. Too bad Owen has magic or something. I think that's some voodoo I'm avoiding." Leshawna said as the smell of Owen's fart were very much present.

"You're the champion in our books." Trent said.

"I guess I'll settle for that." Gwen said as she rubbed Masrur's head.

Then Naruto arrived, "I think Owen ripped open a hole in the space time continuum." He said.

"That makes sense." Gwen said before getting odd looks. "You think anything else could sound less realistic by this point? We literally met Hades a few days ago!" she pointed out.

"I try not think about it. I don't wanna know where I'm going when I croak." Duncan said.

"Ditto." Eva said.

Then Irene arrived, "How unfortunate for you child, regardless you deserve some praise." She said.

"Who are you?" Gwen asked nervously.

Irene giggled, "Irene Belsarion, formerly Uzumaki and distant aunt of this boy." she said as she gestured to Naruto. "Do forgive me, I've been at rest for too long." she said as she slowly reverted to human form.

"Wow, the babes don't age where Naruto comes from." Duncan said.

"Yes, all Uzumaki have great longevity, but the two of us are special cases." Irene said as she pulled out an amulet.

"What's that?" Gwen asked suspiciously.

"A little gift for being a runner up." Irene answered with mischievous intentions.

"Girl, that lady is clearly spooky if she's the big guy's aunt." Leshawna said.

Eva agreed, "I would say reject the gift but that's probably going to look bad on you." she said.

Trent nodded, "Yeah, I don't trust that necklace." he said.

Naruto merely stared in silence and kept an emotionless mask over his face. Then again, dragon expressions are hard to recognize. So it was like staring at a curious lizard for everyone who tried to read Naruto.

Cody decided to play with the risk, "Come on, it's really cool. It even matches your colors Gwen." He said.

"And the code boy is playing like a simp." Leshawna said as Cody looked offended.

Gwen took a deep breath, "What is one more risk?" she asked as she accepted the gift.

Irene kept a straight face while containing her mischief as she placed the amulet in Gwen's hand. As Gwen slowly put it on, she felt a sudden shock and fell on her back.

"Gwen!" everyone yelled as they helped her up.

"I'm fine, what was that?" Gwen asked as she gently grabbed the amulet.

"Is that amulet of the Roth clan?" Naruto asked.

"The what?" Trent asked with wide eyes.

Irene laughed, "I wanted to go into detail, but didn't want assume anything based on appearance." she said.

"Who the heck are the Roth?" Cody asked.

"I'll explain later." Naruto said before lowering wing. "Grab on, the episode is not officially finished yet." he said as everyone slowly climbed up Naruto's wing and onto his back.

That night, the bonfire

Everyone minus Owen at down and watched as Chris pulled out a tray, "After eight brutal weeks, it is my pleasure to announce the winner of Total Drama Island." he said as he gestured to the winner himself. "Owen!" he exclaimed as everyone cheered.

Owen ran up with his fists raised up in the air, "Yeah, man this is so awesome! I can't believe it! Seriously, I had doubts since before I jumped down that cliff!" he said. "Still, this is awesome! Party next week everyone!" he said as everyone cheered again.

Chris then proceed to pull out a marshmallow, "Owen, I give you the ultimate symbol of survival. The final marshmallow." he said as he handed it over.

Owen looked down at the treat with much joy, "I'll treasure it forever… whatever! I can buy all of the marshmallows I want now!" he said before it started to glow yellow. "Ooh! It's probably a deluxe edition!" he said before eating it.

Chris chuckled, "Heck yeah it is! It's custom made just for you champ!" he said as he patted Owen's back.

"Such an exotic flavor." Owen said sounding sophisticated. "Such aroma distracts…"

Owen could not finish as he disappeared again after farting. Everyone looked concerned again as they started looking around. Even Naruto tried to dig under the sand where Owen stood.

"He's not here!" Naruto yelled as he kept digging.

"Look for him then! We can't just make the winner of this show disappear!" Chris exclaimed.

Everyone including the crew started looking around for wherever Owen disappeared to. Only to come up empty handed as there wasn't a trace that Owen was here at all.

"Can't you guys use some voodoo magic or something?" Chris asked.

"We can't just conjure him into existence." Naruto said as he tried thinking.

Only for Owen to appear again with a face of shock. Owen's mouth was gaping open, his eyes were wide and his hair stood up like he had seen the most terrifying thing in existence. Some of the men had an idea as to where he went.

"Really? Did you stuff that scary sandwich from earlier in the season inside of that marshmallow?" Duncan asked.

"What sandwich?" Chris asked.

Naruto carefully approached Owen, "Owen, did you get sent to the underworld again?" he asked.

"Heck no!" Owen yelled. "It was scary! I was in this weird place! Where these guys in skin tight green unitards were hugging and then they were at a beach!" he continued to yell as he grabbed onto Naruto for dear life.

"Owen, unhand me. I am not your security blanket." Naruto said as he ignored Owen's ramblings.

"Woah, did Owen transcend time or something?" Harold asked.

"If it looked like him, maybe he went back in time or into another dimension." Tyler suggested.

Naruto sighed as he removed Owen, "I rather not think about what he saw, but clearly. Owen has super powers now." he said.

"My gas can teleport me to any random place in time?" Owen asked.

"I don't know." Naruto answered.

"Whatever, there's only one thing left to do before Owen goes time traveling again." Duncan said with a smirk.

A few seconds later

After going through a series of weeks and episodes of being practically tortured by their host. Several of the guys including Chef, banded together and lifted Chris over their heads. Where they proceeded to throw Chris onto Naruto's tail before the dragon tossed him far into the ocean. Where a couple of interns would eventually fetch him out later.

"Not cool dude!" Chris yelled.

Chef chuckled, "I've been waiting to do that all season." he said.

"Now it's your turn Chef." Duncan said as the boys cornered him.

Chef proceeded to run away as the boys chased him around the camp. Meanwhile the girls reflected on the events prior to today. Heather specifically, was still bitter about losing after having sacrificed so much. Not knowing this would effect her in the coming days and into the future.

"Hey, don't tell me you're still bitter." Gwen said.

"I am." Heather replied.

"You have to be at little happy to see Chris getting tossed right?" Gwen asked.

"Yes." Heather admitted.

"So what now? The show's over right?" Bridgette asked.

"That it is girl. Leshawna can finally relax and that party Owen mentioned don't sound too bad." Leshawna replied.

"It's not like things are going to be the same. You think the world is going to try to deny that?" Courtney asked as she pointed at Naruto who was chasing after Veldora.

"Veldora, what did I say!?" Naruto asked angrily.

"Enjoy a small splash father! BWAHAHA!" Veldora replied as he kept splashed his father with sea water.

"I want to play too!" Milim said as she tackled down Veldora.

"Me too!" Kanna said before dogpiling on her father.

By this point, just about everyone started dogpiling their father. As they "played", Medusa watched through the eyes of her Marianne body while holding a sleeping Maggie.

"I wonder how my part will play. The ratings are exceedingly high enough to demand a second season." Medusa said to herself. Only to look curious as she looked towards the sky, "What was that sudden storm earlier? Surely it was not Zeus." she said as the storm's appearance and disappearance was a mystery to her and the staff on the island.

A week later

With time to recover and clean up after their hellish experience on the island. The 22 teens that made of Total Drama Island's cast were having the time of their lives as they partied. Along with several of Naruto's offspring who wanted to have one last party before saying their goodbyes. With a few trying to enjoy this day as long as possible. Though some just had odd habits.

Like Geoff and Bridgette who were kissing for so long, it looked like they were trying to eat each other.

"Gross, I'm glad Pluto is not like that with Prosperina." Milim said as she was eating a steak with her bare hands.

"Super gross." Kanna complained.

"Just ignore it." Eva suggested.

Meanwhile, Owen was having an eating contest with Veldora.

"Impossible, I eat a fragment of my own weight." Veldora said.

"I don't know what that means, but I'm not quitting!" Owen yelled.

Izzy laughed as she jumped onto the food table, "Haha! I'm going to win this!" she said joining the contest.

A lot of people were sickened by the food eating contest. Which went on for at least another 15 minutes before Izzy let out a powerful burp that made the entire paradise shake. Using enough pressure to make Veldora stop in place and Owen watch in shock. As he suddenly fell in love with Izzy out of nowhere. As Owen suddenly got on a single knee and held Izzy's hand.

"I am in love with you, amazing woman." Owen said as Izzy looked confused.

"Bad idea, you did abandon her for my nephew to chase her around." Veldora said.

Izzy glared at Owen, "I forgot about that craziness until now!" she said as she pulled away.

"No! Izzy come back!" Owen cried out. When he suddenly had an idea, "Wait! I'll just fart and travel through time and space to fix my mistake!" he said as he let out a loud fart.

Causing Owen to disappear. Leaving behind a confused and lonely Veldora who kept eating to fill the sudden voice he felt.

"I wanna travel through time and space too." Veldora mumbled before Owen returned. "Owen! Did you fix your mistake?" he asked.

What Veldora didn't notice is the fact that the top half of Owen's head was being devoured by a large fish. Which Owen removed off of his body after some struggling. The oldest child of Naruto also noticed that Owen was drenched in water. Unaware that Owen actually teleported this time rather than time travel.

"I was stuck at the bottom of the ocean! Why didn't it send back in time?" Owen asked.

"I want to know how you are able to have powers like those." Veldora said.

That's when Harold arrived, "Owen, did you eat anything by chance? I mean as in anything unique." he asked.

"There was that devil sandwich but that was a long time ago. Then recently, that pretty lady in the kitchen gave me food too." Owen answered as Harold tried writing some notes.

"Maybe something that Marianne lady made?" Harold asked.

Duncan chuckled as he heard that name, "That babe is so hot." he said.

"Yeah totally, I thought she was Naruto's wife until I remembered that she's supposed to be a snake lady." Geoff said before Bridgette glared at him. "Not as hot as you babe!" He said earning instant forgiveness.

"Geoff's got a point, I don't wanna assume anything, but I think she was checking him out a few times." Ezekiel said.

"With how many kids he has, you think Naruto got any side action?" Duncan asked.

"I'm not assuming anything, just saying what I saw." Ezekiel said defending himself.

Harold shrugged, "The Greek and Romans have a lot of stories of deities cheating on each other. You guys met Hades, so anything could be possible." he said. 'Still, Hades claimed to have fought the devil. So, does that mean some Judeo-Christian stuff is real too?' he wondered.

Geoff spoke up again, "Not that I would do anything like that and trust me, I'm loyal. But you can only imagine how long a guy can last with one woman in so many years." he said as Bridgette really wanted to hurt Geoff.

All of the men were unaware that Irene was nearby and listening closely thanks to her enhanced hearing. Only giggling as she imagined that Medusa is likely hearing this and getting angry.

'A woman feels hatred when a man they love betrays them. It's another thing when a their fidelity is put into question.' Irene thought as she kept listening.

"You mean like a concubine? I mean, it's happened in reverse where the lady leads. So like I said, anything can happen." Harold said before feeling the ground shake.

Veldora slowly started to back away, 'Mama's mad.' he thought as he didn't want to get caught in his mother's wrath.

DJ shook his head as he walked by, "You guys are messed up thinking that. Mama says that a man who thinks with anything but his brain ain't no man at all." he said unaware that he was earning a divine blessing.

"We're just stating the facts is all DJ. No need to get mad." Tyler said.

"Guys, I have a really bad feeling about this." Owen said as the shaking started to become intense.

"That must be karma or something." Noah said in the distance when the ground suddenly bursted.

Everyone away from the boys started to take cover. As all they could see was a lot of smoke and dust along with a giant figure with glowing purple eyes. Even the offsprings started to cower in fear.

"I'm sorry mama! I should have defended your honor!" Veldora yelled.

"That's your mom!?" Duncan asked as all he could see were purple eyes and an enormous figure.

"Hey, we were just kidding! No way would Naruto ever…" Geoff stopped as he saw Medusa's gaze pierce at him. So Geoff decided to make something up "…cheat on a babe like you! Woah! Like a million years old and a body like that!?" he asked while pretending to sound enamored by her beauty.

Bridgette slapped Geoff across the face, "Right in front of me Geoff? Really?" She asked before exiting the pool.

Unfazed by the appearance of the mythological gorgon's appearance. Bridgette is practically the only one just walking around casually like nothing is happening. The wrath and ire of a woman makes them powerful and seemingly very confident. Though it's still Geoff's fault for sounding like he was flirting with Medusa despite being unable to see her behind the smoke.

"Owen, now would be a good time for a fart transport." Harold said as he grabbed onto Owen.

"You don't need to tell me twice!" Owen said as he disappeared.

"Hey! Don't leave us behind!" Duncan yelled before a laser hit him as he turned to stone.

"Serves you right Duncan! Never mock a woman's marriage!" Courtney yelled.

Soon enough, they heard Naruto's roar as he was flying in the sky. Leaving the men feeling terrified as Naruto was not happy with someone accusing him of infidelity. No amount of magic would protect the men from their wrath. Not even Owen's farts as the boy came back with Harold.

"Okay, that is never going to not be nasty." Harold said before Naruto landed and snarled at them. "It was a joke! Blame the idiots! Not me!" he said before Owen picked him up and started running.

"It's too late! We gotta run from an angry couple!" Owen yelled as he tried taking cover.

Soon enough, Chris arrived arrived in his helicopter, "You guys should never question a devoted husband's infidelity. Commitment is so rare these days." he said with a chuckle.

Meanwhile Chef was working on some tombstones, "Here I thought I was getting a break." he said.

"Are you seriously doing that here Chef?" Gwen asked.

"I'll just report this as overtime." Chef replied as he finished Duncan's epitaph.

"Not just all talk, but talking got the punk put six feet under."

"As morbid as that is, that's still some good stone carving." Gwen said before Chris continued his announcement.

"Listen up campers, I got special news!" Chris said.

"We're not your campers anymore! The game is over!" Courtney shouted.

"Not unless Owen takes me up on my offer." Chris said as Owen looked at Chris. "I know 500,000 is a lot, but what do you say for double or nothing? Literally!" He asked.

"Huh?" Owen asked.

"He means a million. Wait, a million?" Tyler asked.

"That's right! You can settle with the initial prize or go for one million dollars!" Chris answered.

"Owen, don't even think…" Gwen tried to say in an attempt to avoid a new game.

"I'll take it if it means I live!" Owen said as Chris dropped a suitcase on him.

"Good, now… try to live." Chris said. "I never said I would guarantee your life!" Chris said as Naruto started stomping over towards the boys.

"AHHH! Time to get out of here!" Owen yelled as he tried farting.

As Naruto and Medusa slowly approached Owen, DJ and Tyler carried Duncan's stone body. Where Owen eventually teleported the group away. Making them survive the wrath of two of the deadliest creatures on the planet.

"I want their heads Naruto." Medusa said, still hidden in the smoke.

"I will catch them love." Naruto said before flying away.

"You guys better find Owen and the money! Anyone who takes the briefcase back to the Dock of Shame wins the prize money! It's anyone's game!" Chris explained as the husband and wife left.

Many were hesitant and refused to be a part of the game anymore. Though some were much more desperate to win that money. Since the challenge itself would make an easy payday. Before many could object to continuing Chris' sadistic games. Several ex-campers started to form alliances and went to look for Owen's group.

"Let's go Beth! We can split the money and have 100 dollars each!" Lindsay said excitedly.

"It's not 100 Lindsay, but I'll explain the math later. Still, I agree with teaming up." Beth said.

"Can I join?" Ezekiel asked.

"Fine, but no insulting us for being women." Beth said as Ezekiel nodded.

Meanwhile Bridgette decided to forgive Geoff, "If we team up, I do not want to hear anything that demeaning. Even as a joke or a way to save your own life." she said.

"I promise I won't say that stuff again Bridge, you're the only one for me!" Geoff said as they hugged it out before leaving.

Gwen sighed, "Why?" she asked.

"Might as well girl, the place already got wrecked when those fools made fun of a man's marriage." Leshawna said.

"Might as well, maybe you'll win that money after all." Trent said before Cody popped up.

"Hey if we're teaming up, can I join?" Cody asked making Gwen sigh.

"Another meat shield might help Gwen. Even a scrawny boy like Cody." Leshawna said.

Cody smiles, "See? Leshawna gets… hey! I am not that scrawny!" he argued.

Leshawna scoffs, "Harold is probably the scrawniest and you aren't that far behind, String bean." she said.

"Let's go already." Gwen said as they started moving. "Come on Masrur. Show us where your dad went." she said as Masrur hopped into red lion form.

"Why follow Naruto?" Trent asked.

"Also, Masrur is a feline, not a canine. So he can't pick up scents. Can he?" Cody asked.

"Yeah, some cats also have good scents. It's slightly different, but they also know the difference of what they smell." Gwen explained as Masrur growled.

Katie and Satie along with most of the others already started running to look for the prize money. Even Eva started packing some bags and loaded them up on a jeep that Esdeath was driving. Leaving Heather all alone with no minion to follow her bidding.

"Eva? Does your team have a space for me?" Heather asked hopefully.

Eva rolled her eyes, "This "Team" is full of hard knocks and trust. So, no." she said before hopping into the back seat. "Ready to go, general." she said as Esdeath started driving.

With Eva being the last one to leave on her own. That left Heather alone. Alone if you don't count Junko who was sunbathing during the whole incident while ignoring the presence of her parents. Heather decided to slowly approach Naruto's more psychotic daughter.

"Hey, you wanna team up by chance?" Heather sighed.

"Ew, your desperation is like staring at a bunch of acne." Junko replied.

"Your eyes aren't even open! You don't see anything!" Heather argued.

"I can feel it, it's like growing hives on my body." Junko said before sitting up and stretching. "Still, I'm bored already and I think someone put my sunscreen on wrong. Mukuro!" she shouts.

Suddenly, a dark haired girl appeared, "Yes?" she asked.

"Go get me my clothes, a rocket launcher and an army jeep. You better make sure those tires are full of air this time." Junko ordered as the girl left to prepare those things. "You go gather up some supplies. I'll be back." she said.

"I have to do the grunt work?" Heather asked with wide eyes.

"Yup, I'm the boss Heather. I'm not a mindless idiot like those bitches you abuse." Junko said as she pulled out a new set of clothing. "Besides, someone has to get my big brother's antique rifle." she said.

Junko's Confessional

Junko started glaring at the camera as she cradled an antique World War 2 rifle, "I want to thank my big brother who isn't a big fat jerk who thinks I'm evil." she said. "I mean, I know I'm pretty evil, but at least he never said it to my face or behind my back. You jerks know who you are? Calling me names whether or not it's true!" she said angrily before loading up the weapon.

Heather's Confessional

Heather snarled, "I can't believe everyone just left me behind. So now, I have to obey this crazy girl like a slave! I hope you traitors are happy!" she yelled as her self entitlement stays strong.

With Owen's Group

After passing gas, Owen repeatedly farted causing him to travel throughout time and space before appearing in the middle of the air. Where he dropped the suitcase containing the million dollars. At least there was good news as somehow, Duncan was no longer petrified but now terrified as he was confused as to why he was plummeting. Even DJ is confused as he was just moving Duncan and didn't want to be a part of this chase.

"Why am I here?" DJ asked.

"I ask myself that all the time." Tyler said, but it had a deeper meaning. Spiritually, but he can guess why he's falling, "Owen! Another fart will be helpful!" he said.

"I think I'm out again!" Owen yelled.

"But I think I figured it out! While we were teleporting, Owen went to a dimension where this old lady was cooking this food, called the Curry of…" Harold tried to say before crashing onto the ground.

Harold cried out in pain as he felt like his skeleton could have shattered upon impact. Meanwhile DJ and Duncan were trying to push Owen off of their body. As the bigger teen landed on the two on accident. Though it did lessen the impact of Owen's fall and prevented injuries on his end.

"We're alive!" Owen cheered.

"We're gonna die if you don't get off of us!" Duncan yelled as Owen rolled away. "Now what's going?" he asked.

"Oh yeah, I accidentally threw away the prize for a new prize." Owen said before Duncan grabbed him by the front of the shirt.

"What did you trade 500,000 dollars for!?" Duncan asked angrily.

"Uh… a million dollars. It's in this case, all we have to do is get to the Dock of Shame and we win!" Owen said before DJ paled.

"Guys, the million." DJ said while pointing at a tree where the suitcase got stuck.

"How do we know it isn't full of bricks?" Duncan asked.

Owen shrugged, "I don't know, but we have to finish the last official game." he said before trying to fart. "Maybe I can use a little bit of juice to get up there and…"

"He disappeared, again." DJ said.

Harold looked up at the tree, "He didn't get the money." he said before Owen returned.

"Well?" Duncan asked.

Owen pinched the bridge of his nose, "I can do dimensional travel apparently." he said shocking his friends. "Yeah, I went to a dimension where I lost to Gwen. Except we didn't get Naruto mad and Chris took away Gwen's prize money so we can still play this game." he explained.

Harold looked angry, "That jerk was going to rig the game no matter what!" he yelled.

Duncan slapped his forehead, "It's probably some dumb contract or rule he made up I bet." he said.

"Pretty much, he said the producers can extend the show if they want if there's a new prize." Owen replied.

"Guys, we might want to run. I can see Naruto and his aunt." DJ said as Naruto and Irene were flying over the forest looking for them.

"Take cover and only whisper, they have super eyesight and super hearing." Harold whispered.

"WHAT!?" Owen asked before Naruto landed.

"Prepare for you punishment!" Naruto yelled.

"AHHHH!" Owen screamed as he tried to run.

"There will be no more teleportation." Irene said as she shot a laser at Owen from her mouth.

Completely disabling any magical power within Owen. Any chance of teleporting anywhere was now gone.

"Pray to the deity you worship and repent." Naruto commanded as he came closer.

"Um, now would be good for a commercial break." DJ said nervously as the boys were cornered.

TO BE CONTINUED…

NOTES: So this is the second to last chapter. I hope it didn't feel underwhelming since I feel like the finale wasn't enough to end with and the bonus episode would be a good way to end the series with a lot more havoc. Especially since I feel like more of Naruto's backstory would be revealed and I think it helps since Owen has fart powers.

I thought the big guy could use a boost since his gas is a deadly weapon on it's own. One with great power that might help him in the near future. Anyways, see you next time for the finale. I'll let you all decide if this is worth another story based on the second season.