Fandom Royal Rumble V
Summary: After a few years, the Fandom Royal Rumble is back for the fifth time. Eighty competitors, forty veterans and forty rookies, fight in the famed rumble match for the FRR Championship and a huge cash prize.
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Rated T for blood, violence, language, and suggestive themes.
Chapter 3: The Numbers
The footage begins with fireworks going off as clips of the four past Fandom Royal Rumble matches are shown with the special guest narrator, which was Aaron Yonda of Junkyard Joust, speaking over it.
"In 2016, a new type of Royal Rumble match took the world by storm."
"It is now time for the Fandom Royal Rumble!"
Then, clips of people entering and eliminating are shown.
"In this rumble, characters from all media compete to see who is the best, and only a select few has manage to do it."
"Dawn wins the Fandom Royal Rumble!"
"Lapis Lazuli wins the second annual Fandom Royal Rumble!"
"Caulifla is the third winner of the Fandom Royal Rumble!"
"Monkey D. Luffy is the fourth ever winner of the Fandom Royal Rumble!"
Then the footage turns to black.
"But in 2020, things took a turn and the Fandom Royal Rumble was put on hold."
Then footage of past Fandom Royal Rumbles is shown again.
"But after three years, the famed Fandom Royal Rumble is back once again for a fifth time."
"And in honor of the returning Fandom Royal Rumble, let's take a closer look of the numbers."
Then, clips of past rumble entrants are shown, including Al Bundy, Snake, Xander McCormick, Randy Marsh, Steven Universe, Sans, "Super" Dave Osborne, K.O., Roronoa Zoro, Lumpy, and AVGN, with the number "223" shown in the top left corner.
"223, the number of people that have entered the rumble."
Then it switches over to clips of women that entered the rumble, including Dawn, Nami, Lucy Heartfilia, Fink, Jasper, Luna Loud, Emma Ross, Sonata Dusk, Twilight Sparkle, Lapis Lazuli, Sombra, and Harley Quinn, with the number "95" in the bottom right corner.
"Of those entrants, 95 were women, which is about 42% of the field."
Then they switch to footage of Needles Kane tossing people out of the rumble is shown with "19" in the bottom right corner.
"Twisted Metal's psycho clown Needles Kane holds two records, most combined eliminations and most eliminations in a single rumble match. He manages to eliminate nineteen people combined, including thirteen people at the second Fandom Royal Rumble."
Then, footage of Brock Lesnar's run in the 2020 Men's Royal Rumble match is shown, with Brock tossing superstars out of the ring and him dancing.
"But now he shares the most eliminations in a single rumble record with the Beast Incarnate…"
"BROCK LESNAR!"
Then footage of Luffy's run at the fourth FRR is shown with "2:28:15" in the bottom right corner.
"While not the current Survivor record holder, Monkey D. Luffy did take the longest to win the rumble at two hours, twenty-eight minutes, and fifteen seconds."
Then footage of Lapis' run at the second FRR is shown with "5:20" in the bottom right corner.
"Meanwhile, Lapis Lazuli took the shortest time to win the rumble at five minutes and twenty seconds."
Then footage of people ganging up on Jasper and eliminating her is shown with "11" in the top left corner.
"11, it took eleven people to eliminate one person, and that person is the big buff Cheeto puff, Jasper."
Then they show footage of Katniss Everdeen's run in the second FRR with "1:50:16" in the bottom right corner.
"One hour, fifty minutes, and sixteen seconds, Katniss Everdeen manage to last nearly two hours in the second annual Fandom Royal Rumble to set the record for longest appearance in a single rumble match."
Then they switch to footage of Hinata Hyuga's run in the fourth FRR with "2:43:19" in the bottom right corner.
"But records are made to be broken, as the shy kunoichi Hinata Hyuga manage to be the new record holder by lasting two hours, forty-three minutes, and nineteen seconds in the fourth Fandom Royal Rumble."
"Hinata is not giving up without a fight."
Then they show footage of Kramer's short run in the first Fandom Royal Rumble with ":01.7" in the bottom right corner.
"1.7 seconds, Kramer manages to set the record for shortest time in the rumble at the very first Fandom Royal Rumble."
Then they switch to footage of fighters from past rumbles and newcomers competing tonight.
"Fandom Royal Rumble is back and the numbers mean everything in this match, both the highs and the lows."
Then they showed footage of wrestlers from AEW, WWE, Impact, and the indies fighting and tossing them over the top rope.
"And this year, we open the forbidden door and allowing wrestlers from real life to compete, and with the possibilities, anyone could enter the match."
("The Shift" by Self Deception starts to play)
Then they switch back to more footage of FRR competitors from the past and present fighting and eliminating each other.
"Tonight, eighty competitors, forty vets and forty rookies, one title belt and two million dollars on the line, one will join the ranks of the victors, many will fall, but the Fandom Royal Rumble is back and bigger than before!"
Burning tires and a stolen car,
I f***ed up so bad outside the bar,
Heading out as far away I can,
Heart is pounding, got so damn out of hand.
Doing ninety through the city night,
Nothing's ever gonna be alright,
Life will never be what it was, hands are shaking,
'Cause now my future's crashing down on me.
They tried to kill me when I fought back,
I cracked their skulls with a baseball bat,
No justice will ever make this right,
I need to run and stay out of sight.
Had no choice, it was me or them,
Now for a lifetime, I'm condemned,
Have to forget my old set way of life,
I'll go to prison or die by the knife.
More footage of past Fandom Royal Rumbles continues to play, including Dan and Hannibal's fall from the stage at FRR III, the numerous table and weapons spots from past rumbles, Snake spearing Urkel through the fence at FRR IV, Negan destroying people at FRR II, Jack eliminating Kai at the first FRR, and Rob Lucci taking out people at FRR IV.
What the hell did you do?
Now my future's crashing down on me.
They tried to kill me when I fought back,
I cracked their skulls with a baseball bat,
No justice will ever make this right,
I need to run and stay out of sight.
Had no choice, it was me or them,
Now for a lifetime, I'm condemned,
Have to forget my old set way of life,
I'll go to prison or die by the knife.
They tried to kill me when I fought back,
I cracked their skulls with a baseball bat,
No justice will ever make this right,
I need to run and stay out of sight.
Had no choice, it was me or them,
Now for a lifetime, I'm condemned,
Have to forget my old set way of life,
I'll go to prison or die by the knife.
"Take a seat, hold on for your life, because the biggest Fandom Royal Rumble is right here and it is good to be back."
5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
The final scene shown is photos of the competitors competing and then the Royal Rumble logo afterwards.
Soon, they switch over to three dozen old school with numerous FRR competitors of past and present flashing on them.
"And now, The Extreme Brony presents, the return of the big one, the fifth annual Fandom Royal Rumble!"
Then they switch to the 2001 Royal Rumble logo with "Fandom" and "V" done in graffiti style lettering.
We then go into Paul Brown Stadium as fireworks of silver, purple, and blue go off on the stage, which was a variant of the 2001 Royal Rumble stage with "Fandom Royal Rumble V" on it. After twenty seconds, the fireworks stop as "The Shift" by Self Deception plays through the speakers.
The cameras then gets a shot of the ring and the ringside area, as the ring had a purple-white-purple ring rope set, white ring mat, purple ring apron with "Fandom Royal Rumble V" on it, purple barricades with "Fandom Royal Rumble V" on it, and purple commentator's table.
The cameras then get a shot of the 80,000 plus fans in attendance. They even brought signs like "Rumble. Want Some?", "I Need Some Badass Waifus", "It's Good to be Back", "Icy Hot Rules", "This Rumble Needs Spicy Memes", and "Shy Kunoichi Fan 4 Life".
"It's been three years, but we are back at the Fandom Royal Rumble," this male voice said as this belonged to Brian Zane.
Then, the camera gets a shot at the commentator's table that had Wrestling with Wregret's Brian Zane and Scott the Woz, sitting down at it.
"Hi everyone this is Brian Zane," Brian said.
"Hey all, Scott here and man I'm excited to be back for the fifth annual Fandom Royal Rumble," Scott said.
"Yeah it's been way too long, but we are back and it is going to be exciting," Brian said.
"We even got a big guest commentator here Zane," Scott said to Brian.
"Yes we do, please welcome our guest commentator, the one and only, Pat McAfee," Brian said as the camera gets a shot of Pat McAfee, who was very excited.
"Oh my god Zane and Scott, I am amped, my first Fandom Royal Rumble to call and it could be the biggest rumble to date," Pat said to Brian and Scott.
"Yeah this is the biggest rumble to date, forty vets and forty rookies, will compete for the title belt and two million dollars in cold hard cash," Scott said.
"Yeah we got the four past winners, Hinata Hyuga, Needles Kane, Jasper, Vaas Montenegro, Snake, AVGN, as well as last year's runner-up, Deku, are among the returning competitors," Brian said.
"And for the rookies we got King, Tony Tony Chopper, Android 17, Elliot Stabler, Shoto Todoroki, and Momo Hinamori entering as well as some big surprises you won't believe," Scott said.
"We are also opening the forbidden door with a pro wrestler entering the match, I can't believe it, this is so exciting," Pat said in an excited tone.
"Well we about to get things started as we go to the ring where Justin Roberts is going to explain the rules," Brian said.
To be continued…
Oh my god I'm getting so excited, the rumble is about to begin and let me tell you this is going to be off the hook, better than the men's and women's Royal Rumble matches from this year.
Anyway coming up next will be the beginning of the rumble match and like always, the entrants will be chosen by myself and the entrant order will be random.
So grab a snack, grab a drink, sit back and relax because the fifth ever Fandom Royal Rumble match will begin next!