Fandom Royal Rumble V
Summary: After a few years, the Fandom Royal Rumble is back for the fifth time. Eighty competitors, forty veterans and forty rookies, fight in the famed rumble match for the FRR Championship and a huge cash prize.
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Rated T for blood, violence, language, and suggestive themes.
Chapter 4: We Begin Again!
In the ring was Justin Roberts as he was ready to explain the rumble.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the fifth annual Fandom Royal Rumble match," Justin said to a deafening ovation from the crowd, but it went quiet fifteen seconds later.
"Here are the rules, earlier today all eighty competitors drew a number at random. In a moment, the individuals that drew number one and number two will enter the ring and the match will begin. Every two minutes thereafter, another person will enter the ring based on the number that they drew. In this match, it is every man, woman, and thing for themselves. Elimination occurs when someone is thrown over the top rope and both feet must hit the floor. The last person left in the ring after all eighty participants have entered, will be the winner and receive the FRR championship belt and two million dollars," Justin said to a deafening ovation from the crowd and then they were quiet twenty seconds later.
"Oh I'm amped," Pat McAfee said in an excited tone.
"And now, let's find out who drew number one," Justin said.
"This is going to be interesting," Brian Zane said.
"Whoever got number one is about to be in for a fight," Scott the Woz said.
Twenty seconds later, the lights start to turn off in different sections of the stadium until the entire stadium was pitch black.
"Oh crap, the power blew out," Brian said.
"Is this normal?" Pat asked.
"Yes," Scott said.
The fans then look at the screen as they see someone lighting up a flashlight.
"What the hell?" Brian asked in confusion.
"Cincinnati," this male voice said.
Then, the flashlight shines over on a face, apparently this person had a smile carved into his face, pale skin, and burnt eyelids.
"I'm here," the man said and then the flashlight turns off.
Then, these red lights light up the entrance way and ringside area as "Let Me In" by CFO$ feat. Code Orange (a.k.a. The Fiend's theme) starts to play through the speakers.
"Oh crap," Scott said in a scared tone.
Then, the guy appears on the stage as he holds a lit up flashlight. He had on a white hoodie with the hood up, black jeans, and black wrestling boots as the fans gave a decent ovation for him.
"Well it looks like we are going to start this rumble on a scary note," Pat said.
"And he's way scarier than Seven," Brian said.
"Introducing the individual that drew number one, from the Darkest Side of the Internet, Jeff the Killer," Justin said.
Entrant #1: Jeff The Killer
Jeff the Killer starts to slowly walk down the entrance way as he has the flashlight up to his face.
"Entering number one is the most famous Creepypasta on the web, the OG, Jeff the Killer," Pat said.
"This might be his first rumble match, but this isn't his first appearance on this show," Scott said.
"Yeah back at Fandom Royal Rumble II, he and Laughing Jack teamed up in the pre-show to earn spots in the rumble match, unfortunately they lost to Wendell Ruckus and Hisako," Brian said.
Once he made it to the ringside area, Jeff walks around the ringside area as some of the fans were a bit scared him.
"When looking at FRR's history, number one is not good spot to be in," Scott said.
"Yeah, at FRR II, Luna Loud drew number one and only lasted over twenty-five minutes, meanwhile Xander at the first FRR manage to last over fifty minutes from the first position," Pat said.
"But not any of them couldn't make it to the end," Brian said.
Soon, Jeff enters the ring and walks over to the bottom right corner. He then flicks off the flashlight as the music abruptly stops as the lights in the stadium turn back on.
"Oh good the lights are back on," Scott said.
"Yeah those red lights were such a nuisance," Brian said.
Jeff then tosses the flashlight to the floor as he lowers his hood, showing off his shoulder length black hair.
"Jeff looks like he's ready to fight and I like it," Pat said.
Jeff then starts to walk around in the corner as he was waiting for the second entrant to come out and face him.
"Oh entrant number two is in for a long night," Brian said.
Ten seconds later, the acoustic sound of "If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough" by Karen O starts to play through the speakers as Jeff was leaning against the corner.
"This is some nice choice of music," Scott said.
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. When you get knocked down, you got to get back up.
Then, someone comes out of the stage with black hair done in a mohawk, a black beard, wearing a black t-shirt with the famed Jackass logo on the front and on the back it read "Safety First", two black bands around his arms with "Ryan" on one and "Rip" on the other, grey cargo shorts, and grey wrestling boots. The fans soon explode in cheers over who was entrant number two.
"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT," Pat shouted in excitement.
"Here's the individual that drew number two, from McMinnville, Oregon, he is 'Danger' Ehren McGhehey," Justin said.
Entrant #2: "Danger" Ehren McGhehey
"This is a huge surprise," Scott said in shock.
"Entrant number two is Ehren McGhehey of the world famous Jackass Crew," Brian said.
"Knoxville was in the men's Royal Rumble this year and now Ehren is in the Fandom Royal Rumble," Pat said.
The butt of the Jackass Crew, "Danger" Ehren McGhehey, wasn't coming out alone. He was being pushed down the entrance way by Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontious, Wee-Man, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Zack Holmes, Jasper Dolphin, Rachel Wolfson, Poopies, Eric Manaka, and Jasper's dad, Dark Shark.
"And the entire crew is here," Pat said in excitement.
"Ehren is so screwed it isn't even funny," Brian said.
"It's a little bit funny," Scott said.
"You said I got number eighty," Ehren said to Johnny.
"Yeah I lied, but you got it," Johnny said to Ehren.
"No I don't you f***ing idiot," Ehren said to Johnny angrily.
"Number two is a bad spot, but it can be fine depending on who got it," Scott said.
"Yeah at the last rumble, Hinata Hyuga got number two and made it to the final four, so there is a possibility of winning the match from that spot," Brian said.
"But in Ehren's case, it is his worst nightmare," Pat said.
Once they made it to the ringside area, the other members of the crew walk around the area and give high fives to fans in the front row. Then they hop over the barricade and sit down in their reserved seats.
"Well at the least crew is getting some good seats for this," Scott said.
"Yeah to watch Ehren's demise," Brian said.
Ehren then starts to circle around the ring nervously as Jeff eyes him, wanting to tear him apart.
"Oh Ehren is not liking this," Brian said.
"Considering who he's facing for the next two minutes, he's hating this," Pat said.
Ehren then slides into the ring as his knees shake like crazy. Soon, the music lowers as Jeff stares Ehren from the top left corner.
"Oh this is going to be horrible for Ehren," Scott said.
"Worse than the Terror Taxi, Lamborghini Tooth Pull, Cup Test, and the Bear Lie Detector combined," Brian said.
Ehren then looks to see the crew sitting down, laughing knowing what Ehren is about to go through. Meanwhile the refs (Jessica Carr, Charles Robinson, Bryce Remsburg, and Rick Knox) were staying at ringside to judge when someone is out.
Meanwhile, Justin Roberts gets out of the ring as Ehren was talking to Johnny.
"I think Ehren has got a few words for Knoxville," Pat said.
"Relax Ehren, if you can survive getting hit in the nuts by a pogo stick, you'll survive this," Johnny said to Ehren.
"This guy is a f***ing killer dibsh*t," Ehren said angrily to Johnny.
"And Ehren is pissed off," Brian said.
"Considering what Ehren has gone through in the past, he is beyond pissed," Scott said.
Jeff then walks over to Ehren as Ehren didn't know Jeff was standing behind him.
"Oh here comes Jeff," Brian said.
"Ehren should turn around right now," Pat said.
Jeff then turns Ehren around a nails him with a punch to the face. Ehren gets knocked into the corner as the bell rings, which means the rumble has officially begun.
"Jeff with a punch and the bell has rung," Scott said.
"And so the fifth Fandom Royal Rumble match has started," Brian said.
Jeff then starts to nail a series of hard punches straight onto Ehren's face.
"Jeff is not letting up," Brian said.
"He is ready to inflict some pain," Pat said.
After ten punches, Jeff grabs Ehren by the shirt and tosses him to middle of the ring.
"Jeff with a toss," Scott said.
"And Ehren just got set to the middle of the ring," Pat said.
Ehren then gets back to his feet as Jeff runs up and takes down Ehren with a running boot to the face.
"Jeff with a running boot," Brian said.
"I know Ehren is going through more pain than Knoxville in the 2022 men's Royal Rumble match," Scott said.
Jeff then nails Ehren with a leg drop as the fans start to cheer for Jeff a bit.
"There's a leg drop, Jeff is proving what he can do in this match," Pat said.
Jeff then gets Ehren back on his feet as he was ready to put Ehren through more pain.
"Jeff has Ehren back on his feet," Brian said.
"It looks like 'Danger' Ehren is in some serious danger," Scott said.
"This is called the ball kick," Jeff said and then he kicks Ehren below the belt.
"Oh that's gotta hurt," Brian said as he cringed in pain.
The move cause Ehren to scream in pain and falls onto the mat as the fans cheer for the bump.
"That kick has to hurt," Scott said.
"And unfortunately Ehren doesn't have a cup to protect him," Pat said.
Jeff then walks over to the top right corner of the ring and climbs up to the top rope.
"Jeff is taking a risk here, he's going to the top rope," Scott said.
Three seconds later, Jeff jumps off the top rope and nails Ehren with a diving headbutt to a great ovation from the crowd.
"An impressive diving headbutt from Jeff," Brian said.
"This killer is impressing the fans here," Pat said.
Jeff then gets on his feet and then he gets Ehren on his feet as well. Jeff then gets Ehren on his shoulders and gets him in a reverse Alabama Slam position.
"Look at this," Brian said.
"This is going to end badly for Ehren," Scott said.
Three seconds later, Jeff tosses Ehren flat on his stomach as Ehren was becoming a bigger pain magnet than usual.
"Oh that has to hurt," Brian said.
"It could be worse, he could have landed on his head like Madcap Moss," Pat said.
"This is my ring," Jeff said to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Jeff is proving he owns the rumble so far," Pat said.
"Yeah but he needs to eliminate people to prove it," Brian said.
A minute remains until the next entrant comes out as Jeff gets Ehren in a fireman's carry.
"Jeff has got Ehren on his shoulders," Scott said.
Five seconds later, Jeff drops Ehren with Wasteland as the fans cheer a bit more for Jeff.
"Jeff just drops Ehren with Wasteland," Brian said.
"Safety just went out of the stadium by now," Pat said.
Jeff then walks over to the top left corner of the ring and climbs up to the top rope.
"Again, Jeff is taking some big risks by heading up to the top rope again," Scott said.
Five seconds later, Jeff jumps off the top rope and gets him with an elbow drop to a good ovation from the crowd.
"Top rope elbow from Jeff," Pat said.
"Ouch, Ehren should have brought a chest plate with him," Brian said.
Jeff then gets back on his feet and then he lifts Ehren upside down as Ehren was experiencing something way worse than getting his tooth pulled out by a Lamborghini.
"Oh this is bad," Scott said.
"Forget a cup, Ehren might need a helmet," Pat said.
Five seconds later, Jeff drops Ehren with a piledriver as Ehren kicks his feet in pain.
"Oh god, what a piledriver," Brian said in awe.
"I think Ehren is now out of it," Scott said.
Jeff then gets up and walks over to the bottom right corner to look at the Jackass Crew.
"I think Ehren has a few words for the Jackass Crew," Pat said.
"You want me to toss your buddy out?" Jeff asked the crew.
"Nah he's good," Johnny said.
"I think he's enjoying it," Steve-O said.
"They want to see more of Ehren getting beat up," Brian said.
"Well they are getting a kick out of it, but not Ehren," Scott said.
Jeff then walks back over to Ehren and picks him up by the hair as Ehren was completely out of it.
"Jeff has got Ehren back up," Brian said.
"And at this point, Ehren has lasted longer than Knoxville in a rumble match," Pat said.
As Jeff was about to inflict more pain to Ehren, he sees the rumble clock tick down on the screen as he let go of Ehren and waits for the next entrant.
"I think Ehren can breathe a sigh of relief because here comes entrant number three," Scott said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #3: King (Tekken)
Then, "Ancient Spirit" by Jim Johnston (a.k.a. Sin Cara's theme) starts to play through the speakers and out comes the jaguar masked luchador, King (the successor version). Wearing purple tights with blue trunks over top of it, golden elbows pads, gloves, and wrestling boots, King got a great ovation from the crowd.
"He might be a rookie, but he has wrestling experience," Pat said in an excited tone.
"Entering at number three, represent the Tekken series, here comes King," Scott said.
"Even with an early number, King has a good chance of making to the end with his wrestling experience," Brian said.
King then rushes down the entrance way and then he climbs up to the apron and then he hops onto the top rope on the bottom left corner of the ring.
"King is about to fly," Scott said.
King then jumps off the rope and takes down Jeff and Ehren with a crossbody to a good ovation from the crowd.
"What an impressive crossbody," Pat said in an excited tone.
"King just took down Ehren and Jeff," Brian said.
Once Jeff and Ehren got on their feet, King gets them with an arm drag/headscissors (Ehren got the headscissors, while Jeff got the arm drag) combo. The move sends the pair through the ropes and onto the floor near the commentator's table.
"What an impressive move from King and out goes Jeff and Ehren," Scott said.
"But since they went through the ropes, they are still in the match," Brian said.
When Jeff and Ehren get back on their feet, King runs over to the left side of the ring.
"Oh this could be bad for Jeff and Ehren," Scott said.
Once King bounces off the ropes, he launches through the ropes and takes down Jeff and Ehren with a suicide dive to a thunderous ovation from the crowd.
"SUICIDE DIVE," Pat shouted in excitement.
"And lucky for King he went through the ropes," Scott said.
When King got back on his feet, he gets Jeff back on his feet. King then lifts up Jeff and drops him with a back suplex onto the commentator's table, which doesn't break.
"Ouch what a Randy Orton style back suplex on Jeff by King," Brian said.
"Lucky the table didn't break," Pat said.
King then picks up Ehren and throws him back into the ring. He then re-enters the ring soon after.
"King has got Ehren back in the ring," Brian said.
"And Ehren's pain has not stopped," Scott said.
King then grabs Ehren and lifts him upside down.
"Oh Ehren is going to need a neck brace," Scott said.
Three seconds later, King drops Ehren with a package piledriver to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Package piledriver," Brian said.
"That mohawk is not providing any protection for Ehren," Pat said.
King then picks up Ehren again and hooks his left arm around his neck.
"Oh King has got a hold of Ehren," Brian said.
King then drops Ehren with a suplex.
"King with a suplex on Ehren," Scott said.
Still holding onto Ehren, King flips over and gets on his feet. He then drops Ehren with another suplex.
"King with another suplex on Ehren," Brian said.
"I think we could see Three Amigos here," Pat said.
King then flips over and gets back on his feet again. He then lifts Ehren back in the air, hoping for a third suplex.
"Here comes the third suplex," Brian said.
Then, Jeff spears King out of nowhere, taking him down and Ehren at the same time.
"Jeff out of nowhere with a spear on King," Pat said in shock.
"And at the same time, King gets the final suplex," Scott said.
With 55 seconds left until the next entrant comes out, Jeff picks up King and grabs him from behind.
"Jeff now has a hold of King," Brian said.
"I think Jeff is ready to give King three suplexes of his own," Scott said.
Jeff then nails King with a German suplex.
"Jeff gets King with a German suplex," Brian said.
Still holding onto King, Jeff gets up and gets him with another German suplex.
"And there is the second German suplex," Pat said.
"Hopefully he can get one more out of it," Scott said.
Still having a grip on King, Jeff gets back on his feet and gets King with a third and final release German suplex.
"And there it is," Pat said.
"A third German suplex and King is down," Brian said.
Then, Ehren stomps on Jeff and turns around, excited that he got some offence in the match.
"Ehren with a stomp on Jeff," Scott said.
But what Ehren didn't know was that Jeff was back on his feet.
"Bad move Ehren," Brian said.
"Jeff is back on his feet," Pat said.
When Ehren turns around, Jeff kicks him hard below the belt. Ehren holds his "boys" in pain and falls onto the mat as the Jackass crew were laughing their asses off.
"Ouch, another kick to Ehren's jewels," Scott said.
"The damage Ehren is suffering is unthinkable," Brian said.
Jeff then sees King get up and he tackles him to the bottom side of the ring.
"Jeff with a tackle to King to the ropes," Scott said.
Jeff then tries to lift King over the ropes, but King wraps his right arm around the ropes for safety.
"Jeff is looking to score the first elimination here," Brian said.
"It would be a big shock if King is the first one eliminated in the match," Pat said.
The elimination attempt lasts ten seconds as King nails an elbow to the top of Jeff's head, causing him to stumble back a bit.
"King with an elbow to Jeff's head," Brian said.
"It will take more than that to take out someone like King," Scott said.
King then jumps onto the middle ropes and then he hops off of it, taking down Jeff with a springboard Whisper in the Wind like move to a "that was awesome" chant from the crowd.
"Oh my god, that was so freaking awesome," Pat said in an excited tone.
"That was almost like a Whisper in the Wind in a springboard format," Brian said.
As King gets on his feet and raises his arms into the air, he looks to see the rumble clock ticking down as entrant number four was about to come out.
"We are about to have company because here comes entrant number four," Scott said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Help me help you, Girl what you trying to do?
Entrant #4: Logan Paul
With "Help Me Help You" by Logan Paul feat. Why Don't We playing through the speakers, out comes one of YouTube's most hated people, Logan Paul. With his short messy blonde hair and beard, wearing a USA flag tank top, dark green cargo shorts, and dark green wrestling boots, Logan got a whole bunch of hateful boos from the crowd. But Logan wasn't alone, his brother, Jake, was by his side.
"Oh great, this douchebag," Brian said in a very angry tone.
"Entering at number four is YouTube's most hated man, Logan Paul," Scott said.
"And he brought out his bro, Jake, for some support," Pat said.
After wishing his brother good luck, Jake heads to the backstage area, while Logan runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring.
"Logan is about to be in for a fight," Scott said.
"And his boxing skills won't help him," Brian said.
Once Logan was in the ring, Jeff and Ehren get up as they and King circle him.
"Oh things don't look good for Mr. Paul," Pat said.
"You bros get out of my ring, because the true rumble winner is here," Logan said to the three entrants as the fans boo the living hell out of Logan.
"Oh Logan just made the biggest mistake of his life," Scott said.
Then, Jeff, Ehren, and King look at each other as they knew what they needed to do.
"If I were Logan, I would hop out of the ring now," Pat said.
"Like this guy cares about anything, all he cares about is himself," Brian said.
Eight seconds later, Jeff, Ehren, and King begin to attack Logan as the fans went apeshit for seeing Logan getting destroyed.
"Look at this," Scott said in shock and amazement.
"Jeff, Ehren, and King are unleashing hell on Logan," Pat said.
Ten seconds later, King holds Logan back as Jeff and Ehren were ready to deliver some punishment.
"King is holding Logan back," Scott said.
"I think Logan is about to get the Daniel Puder treatment here," Brian said.
Then, Jeff and Ehren start to give Logan hard slaps to the chest as the fans were enjoying seeing this.
"Look at these chops," Brian said.
"Not WALTER levels of hard, but still hard enough," Pat said.
After twelve slaps, King lifts Logan up in the air and drops him with a Glam Slam.
"And there is a Glam Slam by King," Scott said.
"There aren't going to let Logan off that easy," Brian said.
King then flips Logan on his back and then Ehren starts to stomp away on Logan's chest.
"Ehren with some stomps to Logan's chest," Pat said.
"Those stomps don't look powerful at all," Brian said.
After four stomps and with 59 seconds left until the next entrant comes out, Jeff picks up Logan and gets him on his shoulders in a fireman's carry.
"Jeff has got Logan on his shoulders," Scott said.
Jeff then spins Logan around as the fans were cheering like crazy for this punishment.
"And Jeff is spinning Logan like a top," Brian said.
"I think Logan's brain is spinning inside his head," Pat said.
After twelve spins, Jeff launches Logan off his shoulders and gets him with a fireman's carry version of Eye of the Storm.
"Oh crap," Pat said in shock.
"Logan just got dropped hard," Brian said.
Jeff then looks to fans and them cheering for this Logan beatdown.
"Oh Logan isn't out of the woods yet," Scott said.
"Do you want more?" Jeff asked the fans and the fans chant "Yes".
"Oh I think Logan is about to experience another level of pain," Brian said.
Jeff then picks up Logan and then he and Ehren hold Logan by their arms.
"Oh it's Jeff and Ehren's turn to hold Logan back," Scott said.
After Jeff nods to King, King climbs up to the top rope on the bottom left corner.
"King is going to the top rope," Brian said.
"Oh Logan is going to be in so much trouble," Pat said.
Three seconds later, King jumps off the ropes, flips over, and takes down Logan with a Molly Go Round to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Down goes Logan," Scott said.
"King gets Logan with his version of a Molly Go Round," Brian said.
Once King gets off of Logan, Jeff kneels down to Logan.
"I think Jeff has a few words for Logan," Scott said.
"Welcome to the Fandom Royal Rumble you dumbass," Jeff said to Logan and then he slaps him in the face.
"Oh that was a message if I ever saw one," Pat said.
As Jeff gets back on his feet, he, Ehren, and King see the rumble clock tick down, which means another person was ready to enter the match.
"Oh this isn't looking good for Logan as entrant number five is about to come out," Pat said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #5: JJ Escobar
Then, "Impossible Brutality" by Kreator starts to play through the speakers and out comes the very dangerous backyard wrestler, JJ Escobar. Wearing a white ski mask with a sniper target on the middle of the forehead, black muscle shirt, dark grey camouflage pants, and black wrestling boots, JJ got a very mild ovation from the crowd. But JJ didn't come alone, he had a large box in his right hand and a weedwhacker in the left hand.
"Things just got a lot worse, entering at number five from the YouTube channels, P.O.R Wrestling and P.O.R Stunts, it is JJ Escobar," Scott said.
"This guy is pretty a pro wrestling stuntman," Pat said.
"This guy has some wrestling experience, at Southern Sickness Cup 2021 he got severely burned by two time King of the Death Matches, Eric Ryan. Also at VOW's Lord of Anarchy, he lost in the first round to the 2010 Prince of the Death Matches, Neil Diamond Cutter," Brian said.
JJ then runs down the entrance way and then he slides the weapons into the ring. He then slides into the ring soon after.
"JJ is now in the ring," Scott said.
"And he has that box and weedwhacker with him," Brian said.
As Logan got back on his feet, he flips off to the four guys in the ring to boos from the crowd.
"Oh Logan is not giving up," Pat said.
"He should or else he won't walk again," Scott said.
JJ then opens the box and pulls out a light tube to a good ovation from the crowd.
"Oh my god," Pat said in shock.
"We are about to be introduced to light tubes in a rumble match," Scott said.
"And thank Nick Gage for bringing it into the mainstream, because of his match with Jericho," Brian said.
JJ then looks at Logan as he knew they needed to take him out.
"Oh Logan is about to shredded by glass," Pat said.
Then, Jeff, Ehren, and King each grab a light tube from the box as they circle around Logan.
"Everyone has a light tube," Scott said.
"Glass is about to break," Brian said.
Soon, they start to swing the light tubes and breaks them over Logan's head. First it was Jeff, then King, then JJ, and finally Ehren.
"Look at this," Pat said in shock.
"They are breaking tubes on Logan's head," Brian said.
The four toss the broken tubes away and they grab four more tubes from the box.
"It isn't over, they grab more tubes," Scott said.
Then they each swing and break more tubes over Logan's head. First it was Jeff, then Ehren, then King, and lastly JJ.
"They are still breaking tubes," Brian said.
"Logan has to be busted open by now," Pat said.
They toss the broken tubes away as JJ grabs a light tube bundle from the box (which had twenty tubes in it).
"Oh my god," Pat said in horror.
"JJ has a light tube bundle and look at how many tubes are in it," Brian said in shock.
JJ and King hold the bundle near Logan's face, Jeff runs to the ropes on the right side of the ring.
"King and JJ have the bundle near Logan's face," Scott said.
"And Jeff is heading to the ropes," Brian said.
When Jeff bounces off the ropes, he runs up and nails a bundle assisted boot to Logan's face, breaking the bundle into pieces and taking Logan down to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"OH MY GOD," Pat shouted in shock and horror.
"The bundle shatters in Logan's face," Scott said.
"This went from a rumble to Deathmatch Armageddon," Brian said.
Once Jeff gets up, JJ tells the three it was time to chuck Logan out of the match.
"I think JJ is ready to get rid of some trash," Brian said.
Jeff, King, Ehren and JJ pick up Logan and they lift him up in the air.
"Jeff, King, Ehren, and JJ have Logan up," Scott said.
"We are going to see a Paul fly," Pat said.
Then, the three walk over to the bottom side of the ring and then they toss Logan over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"There goes Logan Paul," Scott said.
"Logan is the first person eliminated from the match," Pat said.
"Good riddance to pure garbage," Brian said.
1st Elimination: Logan Paul; Eliminated by: Jeff the Killer, Ehren McGhehey, King, and JJ Escobar; Duration-3:00
As Logan left the ringside area, dazed from the attack, and with a minute left until the next entrant comes out, JJ grabs the weedwhacker and starts it up as the fans cheer for the revving.
"Oh no," Pat said in horror.
"JJ has the weedwhacker and starts it up," Brian said.
As Ehren was facing away from JJ, Jeff sees an opportunity to hit Ehren in the back with the forearm, causing him to lean against the ropes on the top side of the ring.
"Jeff with a forearm to Ehren," Scott said.
"I think Jeff is going to help JJ with this," Brian said.
Jeff then lifts up Ehren's shirt as JJ walks over and nails the weedwhacker to Ehren's back. The move cause Ehren to stumble all around the ring in pain as the fans cheer like crazy for that attack.
"OH GOD," Pat shouted in horror.
"JJ with a weedwhacker to Ehren's bare back," Scott said.
"Forget the Cup Test, this is worst pain Ehren ever felt," Brian said.
During that, Jeff and King exit through the middle ropes to avoid JJ's attacks.
"Jeff and King are smart to go through the ropes," Brian said.
"They know they don't want to get hit by that weedwhacker," Scott said.
Seeing another opportunity with Ehren on his back, JJ nails the weedwhacker below Ehren's belt as Ehren screams in pain and the fans went apesh*t for that attack.
"Oh god," Brian said in horror.
"That is now the worst pain Ehren ever felt," Pat said.
JJ then walks to the middle of the ring and lifts the weedwhacker in the air to the cheers of some of the fans.
"JJ is proving to be a threat here," Scott said.
"Yeah and the damage here proves it," Brian said.
JJ then slides the weedwhacker out of the ring and then he slides under the ropes and out to the bottom side of the ringside area.
"JJ slides under the ropes and to the ringside area," Scott said.
"He wants to bring more death to this environment," Pat said.
JJ then looks under the ring apron for more plunder to bring into the match.
"I pray for what crazy thing could be in there," Brian said.
Five seconds later, JJ slides out a pane of glass to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"Oh my god," Pat said as he was pretty much speechless.
"That is a pane of glass," Brian said.
JJ then sets the pane diagonally against the barricade and then he slides back into the ring.
"Oh whoever goes through it is going to get cut up," Scott said.
When JJ gets on his feet, Jeff comes in out of nowhere and spears JJ, taking him down to a good ovation from the crowd.
"Jeff with a spear as soon JJ got back in the ring," Pat said.
"Jeff is showing his ring IQ here in the rumble," Brian said.
Then, King jumps off the top rope from the bottom right corner and gets JJ with a leg drop to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Top rope leg drop out of nowhere by King on JJ," Scott said.
"He didn't see the luchador coming and felt the leg drop hard," Pat said.
As King gets back on his feet, the rumble clock was now ticking down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"King may look amped, but entrant number six might change that," Brian said.
To be continued…
Oh boy, this is getting very exciting. I told you this was going to be big and I wasn't lying, and this is just the first five entries. The good thing is we don't have to see that douche Logan Paul anymore, I hope. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 5
Entries left: 75
People still in the ring: 4
Eliminated Competitors: Logan Paul.
People still left in the match: Jeff the Killer, "Danger" Ehren McGhehey, King, and JJ Escobar.
Will Ehren still be a human pain magnet?
Will someone go through that pane of glass?
And is Logan Paul the biggest douchebag on YouTube? Actually yes he is.
You'll have to tune into the next chapter to find out.