Fandom Royal Rumble V
Summary: After a few years, the Fandom Royal Rumble is back for the fifth time. Eighty competitors, forty veterans and forty rookies, fight in the famed rumble match for the FRR Championship and a huge cash prize.
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Rated T for blood, violence, language, and suggestive themes.
Chapter 7: A Joker's Wild
The fans then look to the stage as they start to count down for the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then, this dark orchestral music starts to play and out comes this tall muscular four armed monster wearing this red belt and black wrestling trunks. The fans soon cheer as the next entrant was…
Entrant #16: Goro (Mortal Kombat)
"Oh here is some competition for Jasper," Pat McAfee said.
"Entering at number sixteen, from Mortal Kombat, it is Goro," Scott the Woz said.
The four armed Shokan warrior walks down the entrance way as he raise his upper arms into the air.
"He is the second Shokan warrior to enter the rumble, Sheeva was the first back at the first FRR," Brian Zane said.
"Sheeva was destructive in her rumble appearance, Goro's appearance is going to be four times worse than that," Scott said.
As Goro was walking down, Jasper was eyeing him and smiling like Brock Lesnar when he saw Keith Lee entering the 2020 men's Royal Rumble match.
"Oh Jasper is liking it," Brian said.
"This is going to be like two tanks fighting to see which one is the strongest," Pat said.
Twenty seconds later, Goro makes it to the ringside area, steps onto the apron, and enters the ring.
"Oh this is going to be epic," Pat said in an excited tone.
Jasper and Goro were in this intense stare off as the fans were on their feet for this.
"This is so wild," Scott said.
"Two of the most destructive people in the match have not thrown a punch yet," Brian said.
Ten seconds later, Homer Simpson stands back on his feet as Goro and Jasper look at him.
"Oh Homer is about to make a mistake," Scott said.
Then, Goro and Jasper grab Homer by the back of the head. Then they launch him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a decent ovation from the crowd as Homer misses the pane of glass.
"And there goes Homer, and his bad luck continues," Pat said.
"Lucky he missed the pane," Brian said.
6th Elimination: Homer Simpson; Eliminated by: Goro and Jasper; Duration-2:38
As Homer was leaving the ringside area, Nezuko Kamado runs over to Jasper, trying to sneak attack her.
"Nezuko is looking for a sneak attack on Jasper," Scott said.
But Jasper sees Nezuko coming as she lifts her up and drops her with a Samoan drop to several boos from the crowd.
"What a brutal Samoan drop," Brian said.
"That might have done some damage to Nezuko's ribs or back," Pat said.
Jasper then picks up Nezuko and then she launches Nezuko over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a whole bunch of boos from the crowd as Robbie Rotten look on.
"And there goes Nezuko," Scott said.
"And Robbie is proving to be smart enough to avoid this," Brian said.
7th Elimination: Nezuko Kamado; Eliminated by: Jasper; Duration-16:48
As Nezuko was leaving the ringside area, Jeff the Killer nails Goro with three forearms to the chest as this unfazed the Shokan warrior.
"Jeff with forearms to Goro," Scott said.
"And it doesn't seem to affect him," Brian said.
Goro then yells like a warrior as Jeff was not scared by him.
"Oh Jeff just woke up a pissed off four armed giant," Pat said.
Goro then nails a stiff headbutt to Jeff as this stunned him for a bit.
"Goro with a headbutt and I think Jeff just got concussed," Brian said.
Goro then use his upper arms to lift Jeff in the air and facing towards the ropes on the left side of the ring.
"Goro lifts up Jeff and it might be bad for the Creepypasta icon," Scott said.
Goro then drops Jeff over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"And there goes Jeff, that's two eliminations for Goro," Brian said.
"Jeff manage to last twenty-nine minutes, impressive but not a record breaker here," Pat said.
8th Elimination: Jeff the Killer; Eliminated by: Goro; Duration-29:00
As Jeff was leaving the ringside area and with a minute left until the next entrant comes out, Goro and Jasper begin to trade punches to their faces.
"Here we go," Pat said in an excited tone.
"Goro and Jasper are just duelling out punches," Brian said.
Twelve seconds later, Goro scoops up Jasper and drops her with a scoop slam as the fans chant "that was awesome" for the move.
"Oh my god, a scoop slam," Brian said in shock.
"Goro just dropped Jasper and it is epic," Scott said in excitement.
Goro then nails chops to the heads of SMG4, Kaku, JJ Escobar, Sheik, and Austin Moon, taking them all down to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Goro is chopping everyone he sees," Pat said.
"This Shokan warrior is showing everyone he can't be taken lightly," Scott said.
Goro then picks up Jasper and gets her in a bear hug as Jasper was struggling to get out of that predicament.
"Now Goro has Jasper in a bear hug," Brian said in shock.
"Goro's strength is off the charts," Pat said.
Thirteen seconds later, Goro lets go of Jasper and gets her on his shoulders as the fans couldn't believe it.
"Oh my god, Goro has got Jasper on his shoulders," Scott said in shock.
Goro then drops Jasper with a ring shaking powerbomb as the fans cheer like crazy and lucky for them the ring didn't collapse under that weight.
"OH MY GOD," Pat shouted in shock and amazement.
"Goro drops Jasper with a powerbomb and I can't believe the ring is still up," Brian said in shock.
As Kaku got to his feet, Goro grabs him by the throat, lifts him high in the air, and drops him with a powerful chokeslam as the fans went absolutely apesh*t for the move.
"Goro with a chokeslam on Kaku," Scott said.
"I bet this government agent didn't expect so much power coming from Goro," Brian said.
As Goro was still on his feet and looking powerful, the rumble clock was ticking down as another entrant was ready for the rumble.
"The clock is up and here comes entrant number seventeen," Scott said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #17: The Angry Video Game Nerd
With the familiar AVGN theme playing through the speakers, out comes The Angry Video Game Nerd, to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"Oh yes, here comes a favorite," Pat said in an excited tone.
"Entering at number seventeen it is The Angry Video Game Nerd, entering his fifth rumble," Brian said.
"This guy is second in most combined eliminations with fifteen and he plans to add more tonight," Scott said.
AVGN then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring.
"AVGN is in the match," Brian said.
AVGN then kicks Goro in the ribs and gives him a stunner as that didn't take Goro down, but it did stun him a little.
"AVGN with a stunner on Goro," Scott said.
"Goro is somehow still on his feet," Pat said in shock.
AVGN then sees Sheik running towards him as he ducks an incoming clothesline.
"AVGN ducks a clothesline from Sheik," Brian said.
Sheik then runs towards AVGN again and AVGN ducks yet another incoming clothesline.
"AVGN ducks another clothesline from Sheik," Scott said.
When Sheik turns around, AVGN kicks her in the ribs and gets her with a stunner. The move causes Sheik to stumble to the ropes on the right side of the ring.
"AVGN with a stunner on Sheik," Brian said.
"And Sheik is dangerously close to the ropes," Pat said.
AVGN then runs towards Sheik and gets her with a clothesline that sends her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating to a mix reaction (that was a little bit more cheers) from the crowd.
"And out goes Sheik," Scott said.
"Game," Pat said mimicking the announcer from Smash Bros.
9th Elimination: Sheik; Eliminated by: The Angry Video Game Nerd; Duration-20:26
As Sheik was leaving the ringside area, AVGN sees Jasper getting to one knee, then he kicks her in the ribs and gets her with a stunner, taking her down to a great ovation from the crowd.
"AVGN with a stunner on Jasper and he takes her down," Brian said in shock.
"Jasper is not looking too strong at the moment," Scott said.
AVGN then kicks SMG4 in the ribs and gets him with a stunner, taking him down to a great ovation from the crowd.
"AVGN with a stunner on SMG4," Brian said.
"Forget Suplex City, we are about to go to Stunner City," Pat said.
AVGN then kicks Austin in the ribs and gets him with a stunner as well, taking him down to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"Now Austin gets hit with a stunner, that's five so far," Scott said.
AVGN then kicks JJ in the ribs and gets him with a stunner too, taking him down to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Now JJ gets hit with a stunner too and that's number six," Brian said.
AVGN then walks over to the bottom right corner and climbs up to the middle rope, just as Kaku and Austin get to their feet.
"AVGN is up on the middle rope and it seems Kaku and Austin are in a bad spot," Pat said.
AVGN then jumps off the middle rope and takes down Kaku and Austin with a middle rope double clothesline to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Double clothesline from the middle rope," Brian said.
"There is little rust in AVGN as he is just taking everyone out," Scott said.
AVGN then gets on top of Austin and starts to nail him with a series of Power Glove assisted punches to the face.
"AVGN is now punching away on Austin's face," Brian said.
"And that Power Glove is a factor in this punching," Pat said.
After ten punches and with 58 seconds left until the next entrant comes out, AVGN stops and gets off of Austin.
"I think AVGN has enough of Austin," Scott said.
AVGN sees Robbie at ringside and wanted to get in the ring, but Robbie refused to enter the ring.
"AVGN wants a piece of Robbie," Pat said.
"Robbie is too smart to fall for that," Brian said.
Five seconds later, AVGN turns around and gets nailed with a kick to the face from Goro, stunning him a tiny bit.
"Ouch what a kick," Pat said.
"And goodbye the feeling in AVGN's mouth," Brian said.
Before Goro could attack him, AVGN nails a Power Glove assisted punch to his face, stunning Goro again.
"Oh and I think the stun was minimal because AVGN is back in the fight," Scott said.
AVGN then pushes Goro to the ropes on the left side of the ring. He then tries to lift him over the ropes, but Goro wasn't going anywhere.
"AVGN is trying to get rid of Goro," Brian said.
"The odds of him getting over the ropes are the odds of someone liking Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero, pretty low," Scott said.
The elimination attempt lasts fourteen seconds as Goro pushes AVGN out of the way.
"And that was an epic fail," Pat said.
Then, Goro wraps his upper hands around AVGN's neck and lifts him off the ground, trying to choke him out.
"Goro is looking to choke out AVGN," Scott said.
"He wants to make a statement here," Brian said.
Seven seconds later, Goro drops AVGN to the mat as AVGN was trying to get the air back into his system.
"AVGN is in a bad spot after nearly getting choked out like that," Brian said.
Then, Jasper and Goro start to trade back and forth punches with each other as the fans were on their feet for this moment.
"Here we go again with Goro and Jasper," Scott said.
"These two are not stopping until one of them is eliminated," Pat said.
Jasper and Goro were punching each other so much that the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the rumble.
"Oh here comes number eighteen, this is going to be bad," Brian said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then, "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora starts to play through the speakers as the fans start to sing along with the music and Goro and Jasper stop fighting.
"Oh yes," Pat said in an excited tone.
"We are heading back to the dinosaurs with this one," Brian said.
Five seconds later, out comes Christian Cage (before his AEW heel turn) and AEW Tag Team Champions (at that time), Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus (better known as Jurassic Express). On the shoulders of Luchasaurus was this anthropomorphic mink with white fur, long blonde hair and tail. The fans cheer like crazy as that was the next entrant known as…
Entrant #18: Minerva Mink (Animaniacs)
"Oh yes, we got some of the 1990s represented in the rumble," Pat said in an excited tone.
"Entering at number eighteen, from Animaniacs, it is Minerva Mink with Jurassic Express and Christian Cage with her," Brian said.
The sexy mink had on a long Jurassic Express "Fossil Fuel" t-shirt as she steps off the shoulders of Luchasaurus and then the trio head to the back.
"That mink is in a bad spot, considering Jasper and Goro are in the ring," Scott said.
Minerva then runs down the entrance way, hops onto the apron, and climbs to the top rope on the bottom left corner as she sees Jasper and Goro in front of her.
"Minerva is up on the top rope and she's trying to find a way to avoid those two brutes," Brian said.
Four seconds later, Minerva hops off the top rope and onto the head of Jasper.
"Oh my god," Scott said in shock.
"Minerva just jumped off the rope and is on top of Jasper's head," Pat said.
Minerva then hops off of Jasper and onto the head of Goro.
"Now she's on Goro's head, this is surreal," Brian said in shock.
Minerva then sees Kaku and SMG4 getting up as she hops off of Goro and takes down the two with a crossbody to a "that was awesome" chant from the crowd.
"Oh my god," Pat said in amazement.
"Crossbody by Minerva off of Goro," Brian said.
"That was amazing," Scott said.
Minerva then gets on top of Kaku and starts to nail him with a series of punches to the head.
"Minerva is punching away on Kaku," Scott said.
"That's a big mistake to punch away on a government agent," Pat said.
After ten punches, Minerva gets off of Kaku and stands on her feet. She then pulls off her shirt and tosses it into the crowd as she had on a two-piece loincloth (consisting of a strapless crop top and miniskirt, not to mention she was also barefoot) as the guys were howling and whistling for Minerva's sexiness.
"Holy crap, look at Minerva," Brian said in shock over Minerva's attire.
"And that's why she was made a background character on Animaniacs," Pat said.
Then, Goro grabs Minerva by her head as he was looking to squeeze her head like an orange.
"Goro has a hold of Minerva," Scott said.
"He is looking to squeeze her head," Brian said.
But then, Jasper grabs Goro by the head and starts to squeeze it as Goro lets go of Minerva.
"Now Jasper has got a hold of Goro," Scott said.
"This gem wants to crush the Shokan warrior's head like a melon," Pat said.
Jasper then drags Goro over to the ropes on the bottom side of the ring as both Jasper and Goro were looking to take each out.
"Oh this looks intense," Pat said as he was on his feet for this.
"We might see a double elimination," Brian said.
Jasper then let go of Goro as both her and Goro were trying to push each other over the ropes, with little results.
"Goro and Jasper are looking to eliminate one another," Scott said.
"If one is going down, then they will take the other one out with them," Brian said.
Fourteen seconds later and with 52 seconds left until the next entrant comes out, Robbie sees an opportunity and grab Jasper's left hand and Goro's upper right hand. He then tries to pull them out to little results.
"Robbie is trying to do to Goro and Jasper like what he did to King," Pat said.
"And it is going to bite him hard," Scott said.
Then, Jasper and Goro pull Robbie into the ring and then they let go of him. They look at Robbie as Robbie was dusting off the two giants as he knew he was in trouble.
"Oh no," Brian said.
"Yeah Robbie is about to feel a lot of pain," Pat said.
After a quick glance to each other, Jasper and Goro grab Robbie by his throat, lift him up, and drop him with a ring shaking double chokeslam to a lot of hateful boos from the crowd.
"Double chokeslam," Scott said.
"And Robbie just felt the mat the hard way," Brian said.
Then, Jasper and Goro pick up Robbie and then they toss him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a very negative response from the crowd.
"And there goes Robbie," Brian said.
"He's not number one, but he is elimination number ten," Pat said.
10th Elimination: Robbie Rotten; Eliminated by: Jasper and Goro; Duration-9:22
As Robbie was leaving the ringside area, Minerva takes down Austin, JJ, SMG4, AVGN, and Kaku with clotheslines to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Minerva with clotheslines to several competitors," Scott said.
"That head squeeze didn't slow her down," Brian said.
Minerva then nails a standing splash to JJ.
"Minerva with a splash to JJ," Scott said.
Once she gets up, Minerva gets Austin with a standing moonsault to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Standing moonsault on Austin by Minerva," Brian said.
"This sexy mink is light as air," Pat said.
When Minerva gets on her feet, she gets hit with a hard meat hook clothesline from Jasper as the fans cringe seeing the back of Minerva's head hit the mat hard.
"Meat hook clothesline and Minerva's head bounced off the mat like a ball," Pat said.
When Jasper turns around, Goro takes her down with a scoop slam to a decent ovation from the crowd.
"Goro with a scoop slam on Jasper," Brian said.
"He is still wanting to prove his power against the gem," Scott said.
Goro then sees Minerva stumble towards him and then he nails her with a hard foot to her ribs, taking her down to a really negative ovation from the crowd.
"Goro with a kick to the ribs of Minerva and that didn't sit too well with the fans," Brian said.
As Goro was standing tall, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"Entrant nineteen is about to come out and they might be destroyed by Goro," Pat said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
You'll never see this coming!
As "Last Surprise" from Persona 5 play through the speakers to a deafening ovation from the crowd, out of the stage comes this teenager with black hair and dressed up in this all black attire and white mask. That person was the next entrant known as…
Entrant #19: Joker (Persona series)
"OH MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING," Pat shouted in excitement.
"Entering at number nineteen, from Persona 5, it is Joker," Brian said.
"Not to mention he is one of the DLC fighters from the second pack of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate," Scott said.
The famed leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Joker, looked at the ring as he was ready to enter the ring.
"We saw Sheik in the rumble, and now we got another Smash character looking to impress here," Scott said.
Joker then rushes down the entrance way and he hops onto the ring apron.
"Joker is looking for a way to take down the mighty Goro," Brian said.
Joker then hops onto the top rope, he then jumps off and nails a flying knee to Goro's face, stunning the Shokan warrior for the moment.
"Knee to Goro's face," Scott said.
"Joker just stunned the Shokan warrior," Pat said.
Joker gets back on his feet and nails an enzugiri to the back of Goro's head.
"Joker now with an enzugiri to Goro's head," Brian said.
Joker then nails running knee to Goro's face as this sent Goro stumbling to the ropes on the bottom side of the ring.
"Joker with another knee to Goro's face," Scott said.
"And Goro is in a predicament," Brian said.
Then, Joker, Jasper, Austin, SMG4, Kaku, JJ, AVGN, and Minerva gather over to Goro and try to lift him over the ropes and out of the ring.
"Here we go," Pat said.
"Everyone is after Goro," Scott said.
After four seconds, they manage to get Goro over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"There goes Goro," Brian said.
"It took eight people, but now Goro is out of there," Pat said.
11th Elimination: Goro; Eliminated by: Jasper, The Angry Video Game Nerd, JJ Escobar, Kaku, SMG4, Austin Moon, Minerva Mink, and Joker; Duration-6:26
As Goro was leaving the ringside area very angry, Joker launches JJ over the top rope and lands on the apron as JJ was near the pane of glass he set up earlier.
"Joker throws JJ over the top rope and is on the apron," Scott said.
"And close to that pane," Brian said.
Joker then nails JJ with a knee to the face as this stuns him for the moment.
"Joker nails a knee to JJ's face," Brian said.
Once Joker walks over to the other side of the ring, he runs over and nails a running boot to the face of JJ.
"Joker with a running boot to the face of JJ," Pat said.
The impact of the boot knocks JJ off the apron and breaks through the pane, shattering it to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"Oh my god," Brian said in horror.
"JJ is out and breaks through the glass, he has to be cut up from it," Scott said.
12th Elimination: JJ Escobar; Eliminated by: Joker; Duration-28:40
As EMTs were tending to JJ, Joker takes down Austin, Kaku, AVGN, SMG4, and Minerva with clotheslines.
"Joker with clotheslines to everyone," Brian said.
"So far he has one assisted KO and one regular KO," Scott said.
Joker then nails a kick to Jasper's left knee, taking Jasper down to one knee.
"Joker with a kick to Jasper and Jasper goes down to one knee," Brian said.
Joker then nails Jasper with forearms to the face as the fans were cheering him like crazy.
"Joker is now nailing forearms to Jasper," Brian said.
"If he can knock out people like Bowser, Ganondorf, and Ridley in Smash Bros., then he can take out Jasper," Pat said.
After ten forearms, Joker nails Jasper with a roundhouse kick to the left side of her head, taking her down to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Roundhouse kick and Joker has taken down Jasper," Scott said.
With a minute left until the next entrant comes out, Joker sees AVGN coming towards him and drops him with a spinebuster.
"Joker with a spinebuster," Brian said.
"AVGN can't touch a game like Persona," Pat said.
Joker then hops onto the top rope on the top side of the ring, and then he hops off and gets AVGN with a top rope leg drop to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Nice springboard top rope leg drop by Joker," Scott said.
Joker then picks up AVGN and leads him to the top side of the ring. He then tries to lift AVGN over the ropes, but AVGN wraps his left leg around the ropes to prevent the elimination.
"Joker is trying very hard to eliminate AVGN," Brian said.
"But AVGN is not going to be eliminated that easily," Scott said.
The elimination attempt lasts twelve seconds as SMG4 and Minerva nail Joker with forearms to the back. This breaks off the elimination attempt as AVGN drops to the mat, safe from elimination.
"Minerva and SMG4 with forearms to Joker and AVGN is safe," Brian said.
SMG4 and Minerva nail a double clothesline to Joker, taking him down to some boos from the crowd.
"What a double clothesline," Scott said.
"And it doesn't sit well for the diehard Persona fans," Pat said.
SMG4 and Minerva pick up Joker as SMG4 was holding Joker back.
"Oh I think SMG4 and Minerva are looking to raise the damage on Joker," Brian said.
Minerva then nails punches to Joker's ribs, looking to weaken the hero.
"Minerva is punching away on Joker," Pat said.
"She has no clue who she is dealing with," Scott said.
After nine punches, Minerva was looking to nail a tenth punch to Joker. But Joker kicks her away with his feet.
"Joker kicking away Minerva," Brian said.
Joker then frees himself from SMG4 and grabs him by his neck, looking to nail a neckbreaker.
"Oh Joker has freed himself and is looking to inflict some damage to SMG4," Scott said.
Joker then drops SMG4 with Punchline to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Punchline," Brian said.
"Madcap Moss must have gave Joker some jokes and some wrestling tips," Pat said.
Joker then climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of the ring, looking to fly high.
"Joker taking a big risk and is up in the top rope," Brian said.
Three seconds later, Joker jumps off the ropes and nails a Meteora to SMG4 to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Meteora on SMG4," Scott said.
"And that did some harm to SMG4's ribs," Brian said.
As Joker gets on his feet, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"We are about to be a quarter through the rumble as number twenty is about to come out," Pat said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #20: Nathan Drake (Uncharted series)
Once the buzzer goes off, out comes the professional treasure hunter, Nathan Drake. With his short spiky dark brown hair, wearing a grey long sleeve shirt, dark grey cargo pants with a brown belt and silver buckle, and brown boots, Nathan got a great ovation from the crowd.
"When they say this rumble was big, we mean big, as in star power big," Scott said.
"Entering at number twenty is Nathan Drake from the modern Sony hit, Uncharted," Brian said.
"He might be number twenty, but he's got a chance to win this thing," Pat said.
Nathan then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring, just as Austin runs over to him.
"Oh Austin is looking to eliminate Nathan early," Brian said.
Before Austin could attack him, Nathan gets Austin with a Codebreaker out of nowhere as the fans cheer like crazy and Austin stumbles back a bit.
"Nathan with a Codebreaker out of nowhere on Austin," Pat said in shock.
With Austin near the ropes on the right side of the ring, Nathan gets up and runs over to Austin.
"Austin is near the ropes and here comes Nathan," Brian said.
Nathan then clotheslines Austin over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a decent ovation from the crowd.
"And goodbye Austin Moon," Pat said.
"This vet just got unexpectedly taken out by a rookie," Scott said.
13th Elimination: Austin Moon; Eliminated by: Nathan Drake; Duration-16:19
As Austin was leaving the ringside area, Nathan nails clotheslines to SMG4, Kaku, AVGN, Minerva, and Joker.
"Now we got Nathan going on a clothesline spree to the others," Brian said.
"He is looking fresh, but he has to deal with sixty other entrants," Scott said.
Then, Jasper grabs Nathan's throat from behind, lifts him up, and drops him with a reverse chokeslam to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Ouch what a reverse chokeslam," Brian said as he cringed in pain.
"The way Nathan hit the mat looked painful," Pat said.
Jasper then steps onto Nathan's back and stands on him as Nathan was screaming in pain.
"Oh god Jasper is standing on Nathan," Scott said in horror.
"If Nathan's back isn't broken, it is now," Brian said.
Twelve seconds later, Joker hops onto Jasper's back and gets her in a sleeper hold as Jasper steps off of Nathan.
"Joker has a sleeper hold on Jasper," Scott said.
"And he just saved Nathan," Brian said.
Six seconds later, Jasper grabs Joker and throws him off her and onto the mat.
"Jasper just drop Joker like a very bad habit," Pat said.
Jasper then sees AVGN on his feet and so she runs over and nails AVGN with a brutal spear to a crazy ovation from the crowd.
"Oh my god," Pat said in horror.
"I'm getting flashbacks to the 2004 Royal Rumble after seeing that," Brian said.
When Jasper got back on her feet, she looked pumped up as she felt like nothing will take her down.
"I feel like nothing is going to stop Jasper," Scott said.
Suddenly, Kaku grabs Jasper from behind and gets her with a release German suplex, taking her down to the shock of the crowd.
"Holy crap," Pat said in utter shock.
"Kaku did the impossible and drop Jasper with a German suplex," Scott said.
With a minute left until the next entrant comes out, Kaku gets up, walks over to the bottom right corner, and climbs up to the top rope.
"Kaku is up on the top rope and is going to fly like a bird," Pat said.
Three seconds later, Kaku jumps off the top rope and gets Jasper with an Uso like splash to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Top rope splash by Kaku on Jasper," Brian said.
Soon, the other entrants get up as they looked at the downed Jasper.
"Look at this," Scott said.
"I think they want to get rid of Jasper as soon as possible," Brian said.
Soon, Kaku, SMG4, AVGN, Nathan, Minerva, and Joker pick Jasper up and drag her to the top side of the ring. Then they try to throw her over the top rope, but Jasper wasn't budging.
"Oh they are trying to throw Jasper over the top rope," Brian said.
"But getting rid of her is like trying to flip over an Escalade, an impossible feat with this many people," Pat said.
The elimination attempt lasts thirteen seconds as Jasper pushes away the six entrants.
"And an epic fail," Scott said.
Jasper then nails slaps to the chests of Joker, SMG4, Minerva, AVGN, Nathan, and Kaku, taking them all down.
"Those are loud slaps," Pat said.
"I think the people in the cheap seats can hear it," Brian said.
Jasper then lifts up Minerva over her shoulders and gets her in a crucifix position.
"Oh this is looking bad for Minerva," Scott said.
After spinning around three times, Jasper drops Minerva with Eye of the Storm to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Eye of the Storm," Brian said.
"I don't know what's worse, the spin or the slam," Pat said.
As Jasper was standing tall, the rumble clock was ticking down as another entrant was about to come out.
"Jasper maybe on top, but number twenty-one could change it," Scott said.
To be continued…
Well we are a quarter through the rumble and it is getting crazy. We have AVGN, Joker, Minerva, and Nathan in the rumble, JJ going through a pane, and Jasper showing how tough she is, man it is so awesome. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 20
Entries left: 60
People still in the ring: 7
Eliminated Competitors: Logan Paul, Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, "Danger" Ehren McGhehey, King, Homer Simpson, Nezuko Kamado, Jeff the Killer, Sheik, Robbie Rotten, Goro, JJ Escobar, and Austin Moon.
People still left in the match: Kaku, SMG4, Jasper, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Minerva Mink, Joker, and Nathan Drake.
Will there be more ultraviolence in the rumble?
Will anyone last longer than the first two entrants?
And can anyone stop Jasper?
You have to tune in to the next chapter to find out.