Fandom Royal Rumble V
Summary: After a few years, the Fandom Royal Rumble is back for the fifth time. Eighty competitors, forty veterans and forty rookies, fight in the famed rumble match for the FRR Championship and a huge cash prize.
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Rated T for blood, violence, language, and suggestive themes.
Chapter 8: American Reaper
The fans look towards the stage as they count down for the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #21: Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
Once the buzzer goes off, the Gravity Falls theme starts to play through the speakers and out comes Dipper Pines to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"And we got another returning vet here," Scott the Woz said.
"Entering at number twenty-one it is Dipper Pines, entering his fifth rumble match," Brian Zane said.
Dipper then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring.
"He made it to the final seven in the first Fandom Royal Rumble, hopefully he can win it this time," Pat McAfee said.
Then, Jasper takes down Dipper with a big boot to the chest, to a hateful reaction from the crowd.
"Ouch what a boot," Brian said as he cringe in pain.
"Dipper just got introduce to Jasper the hard way," Scott said.
Jasper then starts to nail a series of stomps to Dipper as this cause the crowd to boo for Jasper even more.
"Jasper is now stomping away on Dipper," Brian said.
"He is not getting any offence in and he might head out sooner than later," Pat said.
After eleven stomps, Jasper stops as Dipper was in a bad spot.
"Oh thank god Jasper stopped," Scott said.
Jasper then nails a series of boots to the faces of AVGN, Kaku, Minerva Mink, Nathan Drake, SMG4, and Joker, taking them all down as the fans continue to boo Jasper.
"Jasper is nailing boots to the other entrants," Brian said.
"Jasper is showing us how insanely tough she is," Pat said.
Jasper then picks up Dipper and tries to throw him over the top rope on the left side of the ring. Unfortunately, Dipper wraps himself around the top and middle ropes to prevent the elimination.
"Jasper is looking to eliminate Dipper," Pat said.
"This would be a big disappointment if Dipper gets eliminated this early," Scott said.
The elimination attempt lasts twelve seconds as Dipper falls onto the mat as he was safe from elimination.
"Dipper is safe, he doesn't want to get eliminated by Jasper," Brian said.
Then, Dipper, SMG4, AVGN, Minerva, Joker, Kaku, and Nathan tackle Jasper to the top side of the ring and then they try to lift her over the top rope. But her weight was proving to be difficult here.
"Everyone is trying to eliminate Jasper now," Scott said.
"Seven against one, it might work in this case," Pat said.
The elimination attempt lasts fourteen seconds and there was 52 seconds left until the next entrant comes out as Jasper pushes everyone away, saving herself from elimination.
"And that didn't work at all," Brian said.
Jasper then nails clotheslines to SMG4, Minerva, Nathan, Dipper, Kaku, Joker, and AVGN, taking them all down.
"Jasper is hitting clotheslines," Brian said.
"I'm surprised their heads are still on after that," Pat said.
Dipper then crawls over to the top left corner as Jasper was about to grab him.
"Oh Dipper is in some real trouble here," Scott said.
Then, Dipper nails a chair to the left knee of Jasper, taking her down onto one knee as Dipper gets back on his feet.
"Dipper with a chair to Jasper's knee and she just got taken down a peg," Pat said.
Dipper then nails a series of chair shots to the back of Jasper as the fans were going crazy for it.
"Dipper is now hitting Jasper's back with that chair," Scott said.
"Dipper is trying to fight back after some severe punishment," Brian said.
After twelve chair shots, Dipper drops the chair to the mat.
"Dipper stops and puts the chair on the mat," Brian said.
Dipper then gets Jasper in a front headlock and drops Jasper with a DDT onto the chair as the fans gave a great ovation for that.
"DDT and Jasper's face met the chair," Scott said.
"If her gem isn't cracked, it is now," Pat said.
As Dipper gets back on his feet, Kaku lifts him up and drops him with a Samoan drop to some boos from the crowd.
"Samoan drop and goodbye Dipper's momentum," Brian said.
Kaku then gets back on his feet as he grabs Nathan and drape Nathan's left arm around his neck.
"Kaku has got Nathan and it doesn't look good," Scott said.
Kaku then lifts up Nathan and drops him with a brainbuster to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"What a brainbuster," Pat said.
"That might have caused some damage to Nathan's brain," Scott said.
As Kaku got back onto his feet, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the rumble.
"Here comes number twenty-two, things might be interesting," Brian said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #22: Yoruichi Shihōin (Bleach)
Once the buzzer goes off, out comes one of the returning competitors from the last rumble, Yoruichi Shihōin. She came out wearing this black leotard (looking like a one-piece swimsuit), beige leg warmers, and black wrestling boots as Yoruichi got a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"Oh business is about to pick up big time," Pat said in an excited tone.
"Entering at number twenty-two is Yoruichi Shihōin, competing in her second rumble match," Scott said.
Yoruichi then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring.
"Yoruichi finished third in the last rumble and lasted over two hours and eighteen minutes, so she has skills to make it to the end," Brian said.
Yoruichi then takes down Kaku with a Lou Thesz press and starts to nail a series of punches to his head.
"Yoruichi with a Lou Thesz press on Kaku and now she is punching away at him," Scott said.
"Government agent versus a former Soul Reaper captain, I would never expect that," Pat said.
Ten seconds later, Yoruichi gets off of Kaku and takes down Dipper, SMG4, AVGN, Joker, Nathan, and Minerva with clotheslines.
"Yoruichi is hitting clotheslines to several competitors," Brian said.
"She has learned some lessons from the last rumble and putting them to use here," Scott said.
Yoruichi then sees a downed Jasper and then she nails a series of fast and hard stomps to the back of the head to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Yoruichi is stomping away on Jasper," Scott said.
"If anyone can take out Jasper, it would be Yoruichi," Pat said.
Thirteen seconds later, Yoruichi stops stomping on Jasper's head and climbs up to the top rope on the top left corner of the ring.
"Yoruichi taking a risk by climbing up to the rope," Brian said.
Once she sees Kaku and Nathan get on their feet, Yoruichi jumps off the top rope and nails a double missile dropkick to the pair to a great ovation from the crowd.
"What an impressive double missile dropkick from the top rope," Scott said.
"Yoruichi took out two men with one move," Pat said.
Yoruichi then quickly gets up and gets Nathan onto his feet. She then leads him to the right side of the ring.
"Oh things are not looking good for Nathan Drake," Scott said.
Yoruichi then tries to throw Nathan over the top rope. She manage to get him over the top rope, but Nathan was wrapping his arms and legs around the top and middle ropes to prevent the elimination.
"Yoruichi is now trying to eliminate Nathan from the rumble," Brian said.
"The cat might be rid of the treasure hunter soon," Pat said.
The elimination attempt lasts twelve seconds and there was 56 seconds left until the next entrant comes out as Nathan lands on the apron and rolls back into the ring.
"And it didn't work as Nathan is still in the rumble," Scott said.
Yoruichi then grabs SMG4 and nails him with a release overhead belly to belly suplex.
"What an impressive overhead belly to belly by Yoruichi and SMG4 was sent flying," Brian said.
Yoruichi then gets up and walks over to Jasper, who was now back on her feet.
"Oh Jasper is up, but Yoruichi is going to bring more pain to the gem," Pat said.
Yoruichi then nails a series of fast kicks to Jasper's ribs as the fans were cheering like crazy for Yoruichi.
"Look at Yoruichi with those kicks," Brian said.
"She isn't the Flash Step Goddess for nothing," Scott said.
Twelve seconds later, Yoruichi nails a hard knee to Jasper's ribs, taking Jasper down to her knees.
"Jasper gets hit with a knee to the ribs," Brian said.
With Jasper on her knees, Yoruichi takes Jasper down with a Fameasser to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"And a Fameasser to Jasper, Yoruichi is freaking amazing," Pat said in shock.
As Yoruichi got on her feet, she stumbles towards Kaku as he takes her down with Deep Six to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Deep Six and down goes Yoruichi," Scott said.
"Kaku is not going down that easy, he is a top government agent after all," Brian said.
Near the bottom right corner of the ring, Joker was nailing a series of forearms to AVGN's face.
"Joker with forearms to AVGN's face," Pat said.
"His time in Smash matches is proving useful here," Scott said.
After four forearms, Joker scoops up AVGN and drops him with a Michinoku Driver.
"Joker with a Michinoku Driver and down goes AVGN," Brian said.
Joker then gets back on his feet and climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of the ring.
"Joker is up on the top rope," Scott said.
"Hopefully it doesn't bite back at him," Pat said.
A few seconds later, Joker jumps off the top rope and gets AVGN with a double stomp to a good ovation from the crowd.
"Double stomp and AVGN might have felt a rib break," Brian said.
Then, Dipper nails a running dropkick to the left side of Joker's head, taking him down to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Oh my god," Pat said in shock.
"Dipper with a running dropkick out of nowhere and down goes Joker," Scott said.
As Dipper gets back onto the feet, the rumble clock starts to tick down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"It is about to get more packed as we got entrant twenty-three ready to enter," Brian said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #23: Negan (The Walking Dead)
After the buzzer goes off, out comes the zombie killer vet from the second Fandom Royal Rumble, Negan, to a mix reaction from the crowd and he didn't have Lucille with him.
"Oh things are going from bad to worse," Pat said.
"Entering at number twenty-three is Negan, making his return from the second Fandom Royal Rumble, this time without Lucille with him," Brian said.
"In his first rumble, he eliminated eight people, so he knows how to take out the competition," Scott said.
Negan then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring.
"Even without Lucille, Negan can be dangerous as hell," Pat said.
Negan then nails clotheslines to Dipper, Yoruichi, AVGN, Kaku, Minerva, Joker, Nathan, and SMG4.
"Negan taking out people with clotheslines," Scott said.
"He doesn't seem to have any rust since his last rumble appearance," Brian said.
Negan sees Jasper on her feet, standing in the top left corner.
"Oh it looks like Negan is about to give his introductions to Jasper," Pat said.
Negan then walks over to Jasper and nails a series of hard kicks to Jasper's ribs.
"Negan is kicking away on Jasper's ribs," Scott said.
"These two never faced off in the second Fandom Royal Rumble, but they are doing it now," Brian said.
After twelve kicks, Negan tries to lift Jasper over the top rope, but Jasper's weight was proving to be difficult for him.
"Negan is now trying to eliminate Jasper on his own," Scott said.
"Trying to eliminate Jasper is like taking on an army of walkers on your own, impossible to do," Pat said.
The elimination attempt lasts thirteen seconds as SMG4 grabs Negan from behind and gets him with a release German suplex, sending him to the other side of the ring and saving Jasper from elimination.
"SMG4 with a German suplex and Negan is sent flying to the other side of the ring," Brian said.
As Negan gets on his feet and stands in the bottom right corner, SMG4 runs towards Negan.
"SMG4 running towards Negan," Scott said.
Negan then nails a boot to SMG4's face, stopping the attack.
"And a boot from Negan," Brian said.
"That put a stop to SMG4's momentum," Pat said.
Negan then runs out of the corner and takes down SMG4 with a swinging neckbreaker.
"And down goes SMG4 with a neckbreaker by Negan," Scott said.
Negan then picks up a steel chair as SMG4 gets back to his feet.
"Negan has hold of a chair," Brian said.
Negan then swings the chair and strikes it on SMG4's face, taking down SMG4 to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"What a sickening chair shot, I'm pretty sure all of Ohio heard it," Pat said.
A minute remains until the next entrant comes out as Negan drops the chair and gets SMG4 back on his feet.
"Negan drops the chair but SMG4 is about to get into some more pain," Brian said.
Negan then gets SMG4 in a front headlock and drops him with a DDT onto the steel chair as this got some boos from the crowd.
"Negan with a DDT and SMG4's head meets the chair," Pat said.
"SMG4 might be out like a light," Scott said.
Negan then gets back on his feet and Kaku nails a stiff punch to Negan's face.
"Ouch, that was hard punch and Negan's jaw might be dislocated after that," Brian said.
Then, Kaku and Negan trade stiff punches between each other as this was even between the two.
"Kaku and Negan are punching the living hell out of each other," Brian said.
"These two men are not going to stop until one is knocked out," Pat said.
Eleven seconds later, Kaku nails a stiff kick to the left side of Negan's head as this cause Negan to stumble to the bottom side of the ring.
"Ouch, that was a nasty kick by Kaku on Negan," Scott said.
Negan then bounces off the ropes and nails a kick to below Kaku's belt as Kaku could feel the pain from the kick.
"Oh ball game," Pat said in shock.
"That looks painful in Kaku's point of view," Brian said.
Negan then lifts Kaku upside down and a few seconds later, he drops Kaku with a piledriver to a decent ovation from the crowd.
"Negan with a piledriver and Kaku's head drills into the mat," Scott said.
Negan then gets back to his feet as Minerva runs over to him.
"Minerva is looking to take down Negan," Brian said.
Negan sees it coming as he catches Minerva and drops her with a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker to some boos from the crowd.
"Negan with a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker on Minerva," Pat said.
"He is too smart to be taken out like that," Brain said.
Joker then nails a forearm to Negan's face as Negan didn't look too pleased by it.
"Joker with a forearm to Negan and Negan looks very pissed," Scott said.
Negan then nails a series of headbutts to Joker's face as the fans gave a mix reaction for it.
"Negan is unloading with some headbutts to Joker," Pat said.
"And those are hard as hell," Brian said.
Eight seconds later, Negan gets Joker in a back to belly position.
"Oh look, Negan has a hold of Joker," Scott said.
Negan then runs up and drops Joker with White Noise to some boos from the crowd.
"White Noise," Pat said in an excited tone.
"Negan just dropped Joker like a bad habit," Scott said.
As Negan got back on his feet, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"Here we go, we got number twenty-four entering the match," Brian said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then, "Hip to be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News starts to play through the speakers.
"Oh yes, this takes me back," Pat said in an excited tone.
Then out comes this upper class man with brown hair that was done nicely, wearing a white long sleeve dress shirt with a black tie, black dress pants, and black dress shoes.
The fans soon cheer quite a bit as the next entrant was…
Entrant #24: Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
"Oh my god, this guy means business," Pat said in an excited tone.
Patrick Bateman does this makeshift moonwalk on the stage as he pulls something out from behind the stage lights.
"Entering at number twenty-four is Patrick Bateman from the 2000s horror hit, American Psycho," Brian said.
"And we know his opinion about Huey Lewis & The News," Scott said.
Patrick then pulls out Lucille as Negan didn't even see it due to him fighting Kaku.
"Oh look at this," Brian said.
"I think Patrick took Lucille and hid it there to use later on," Scott said.
Patrick then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring, eyeing on Negan.
"Oh I think we are about to get a flashback to American Psycho," Pat said.
"Hey Negan," Patrick said to Negan.
Negan looks around as Patrick rushes over to Negan, screaming and hitting Negan in the back with Lucille, taking him down to his knees to a decent ovation from the crowd.
"Oh my god," Scott said in shock.
Patrick then continues to repeatedly hit Negan in the back with Lucille as the fans were going crazy for it.
"Patrick is just striking Negan with his own weapon," Brian said in shock.
"Negan is feeling what Paul felt," Pat said.
After ten strikes, Patrick stops as he looks at a downed Negan.
"Oh thank god, Patrick has stopped," Scott said as he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now," Patrick said angrily to Negan.
"There it is, god I love that line," Pat said.
Patrick then nails Minerva, Dipper, and Yoruichi in the ribs with Lucille.
"Patrick is continuing to attack people with Lucille," Scott said.
"I don't know what's worse, having Jasper in the ring, having Negan in the ring, having Patrick in the ring, or having all three in the ring," Brian said.
Patrick then nails SMG4, AVGN, Joker, and Nathan in the back with Lucille as everyone was down except for Patrick.
"And Patrick is continuing to take down people with Lucille," Brian said.
"At least no one is bloodied yet," Pat said.
Patrick then puts Lucille on Jasper's back and grates it up and down on it as Jasper groans in pain.
"Patrick is grating Lucille along Jasper's back," Scott said.
"The barbs are digging into Jasper's flesh," Brian said.
Fourteen seconds later and with 59 seconds left until the next entrant comes out, Patrick nails Jasper in the back with Lucille and drops it.
"Oh and Patrick nails Jasper in the back with Lucille again," Scott said.
Patrick then walks over to the bottom left corner and pats himself of the back as the fans were cheering him like crazy.
"And we got Patrick patting himself on the back," Brian said.
"He thinks he's Ciampa, but he isn't," Pat said.
Then, Patrick sees SMG4 getting up as he runs over to him and nails a running forearm to the face, taking him down to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Patrick with a running forearm and down goes SMG4," Scott said.
As Patrick was standing tall, he didn't know that AVGN was now standing behind him.
"Oh my," Pat said in shock.
"Patrick doesn't know that AVGN is behind him," Brian said.
AVGN then grabs onto Patrick's tie and wraps it around his neck, trying to choke out the famed 2000s horror movie villain.
"AVGN is now choking out Patrick with his own tie," Scott said.
"I guess he watched Bryan Danielson choking out Justin Roberts back in 2010," Pat said.
Ten seconds later, AVGN stops choking Patrick and drops him with a neckbreaker.
"And down goes Patrick with a neckbreaker by AVGN," Brian said.
AVGN then gets on top of Patrick and nails him with a series of Power Glove assisted forearms to the face.
"AVGN is now hitting away on Patrick's face," Brian said.
"And it doesn't help that it is the Power Glove hand that is doing it," Scott said.
After six punches, AVGN moves out of the way as Kaku climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of the ring.
"Oh I think Kaku is ready to inflict some damage to Patrick," Brian said.
Kaku then jumps off the top rope and nails a 450 splash to Patrick to a good ovation from the crowd.
"450 splash," Pat said in an excited tone.
"The government agent hits the upper class killer with an high impact move," Scott said.
As Kaku got back on his feet, the rumble clock starts to tick down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"Time flies because entrant twenty-five is about to enter," Brian said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #25: Pat the NES Punk
Then, the theme from the original Legend of Zelda theme starts to play and out comes gaming YouTuber, Pat the NES Punk. With his black curly hair, wearing a black t-shirt with an 8-bit version of the NES console on it, grey cargo shorts, and black wrestling boots, Pat got a really good ovation from the crowd.
"Oh yes, two Pats for the price of one," Pat McAfee said in an excited tone.
"Entering at number twenty-five is another video game YouTuber, this time it is Pat the NES Punk," Brian said.
"It's going to be interesting to see if AVGN and Pat collide," Scott said.
Pat then runs down the entrance way and hops onto the ring apron.
"Oh from the looks of it, I think Pat is going to enter the ring with style," Brian said.
Pat then hops onto the top rope, jumps off of it, and takes down Kaku and Negan with a crossbody to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Top rope crossbody and the NES Punk takes down Kaku and Negan," Pat McAfee said.
"That's a way to enter the match," Brian said.
Pat then gets on his feet, hops onto Minerva's shoulders, and takes her down with a hurricanrana.
"Pat with a hurricanrana and down goes Minerva," Scott said.
Pat then nails a series of clotheslines to Patrick, Joker, Dipper, SMG4, Nathan, and Yoruichi, taking them down.
"Pat with clotheslines to the competition," Brian said.
"This punk is all amped up and ready to fight," Pat McAfee said.
Pat then goes into a face off with AVGN as the fans were on their feet for this.
"Oh I have been waiting for this," Pat McAfee said in an excited tone.
"AVGN vs. Pat the NES Punk, which video game YouTuber will be left standing?" Scott asked.
Twelve seconds later, AVGN and Pat begin to trade punches with each other as it was even between them.
"Here we go," Brian said.
"These two are unleashing everything on each other," Scott said.
Ten seconds later, Pat nails an atomic drop to AVGN, followed by a scoop slam.
"Pat with an atomic drop and a scoop slam," Scott said.
"The NES Punk may be up, but he needs to survive this match," Pat McAfee said.
Pat then climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of the ring.
"Pat is going up to the top rope, taking a risk," Brian said.
Pat then jumps off the top rope and gets AVGN with a top rope back senton to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Senton from the top rope," Scott said.
"I think it did more damage to Pat than it did to AVGN," Brian said.
A minute remains until the next entrant comes out as Pat stumbles into Jasper and then Jasper lifts up Pat and drops him with a ring shaking pop-up powerbomb.
"Oh my god," Brian said in horror.
"That powerbomb nearly broke the ring and the NES Punk," Pat McAfee said.
Jasper then heads to the bottom left corner of the ring as she waits for Pat to get on his feet.
"Oh I don't like this," Scott said.
Five seconds later, Pat gets back on his feet as Jasper runs over and nails a brutal spear to Pat, taking him down to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Jasper with a powerful spear," Brian said.
"I think Pat got broke in half," Scott said.
Jasper then gets back on her feet and then she gets Pat on his feet as well.
"Jasper is back on her feet and so is Pat," Brian said.
Jasper then lifts Pat onto her shoulders as she looks to take out Pat for good.
"Oh this could be bad," Pat McAfee said in horror.
"We could see a broken NES Punk here," Scott said.
Three seconds later, Negan nails Lucille onto the right leg of Jasper, taking her down to one knee as Pat gets off her.
"Negan with his trusty bat to Jasper's leg," Scott said.
"And Pat manages to escape Jasper's grasp," Brian said.
Negan then nails Lucille onto the back of Jasper as that got a decent ovation from the crowd.
"And now Negan nails Lucille to Jasper's back," Pat McAfee said.
"Jasper's back is a big target for that bat," Scott said.
Negan then drops the bat as the other entrants circle around Jasper as they want to get rid of her.
"Oh I think they all want the same thing, to get rid of that big buff Cheeto puff," Brian said.
Then, they push Jasper over to the ropes on the top side and try to lift her over the ropes with little results.
"Oh they are trying so hard to get rid of Jasper," Scott said.
"Hopefully they have enough strength to do it," Pat McAfee said.
The elimination attempt lasts ten seconds as Jasper pushes the other entrants out of the way, saving herself from elimination.
"And it didn't work, again," Brian said.
As AVGN and Pat get on their feet, Jasper runs at them and takes them down with a double spear to a decent ovation from the crowd.
"Jasper with a double spear onto the two video game YouTubers," Scott said.
"This gem is like a kaiju, nothing can stop her," Pat McAfee said.
As Jasper gets on her feet and everyone a little bit scared by her, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was about to enter the rumble.
"Hopefully number twenty-six can help out in this situation," Brian said.
To be continued…
Things seem to be picking up here with rumble favorites Dipper and Yoruichi entering, the return of Negan, as well as the newbies Pat the NES Punk and Patrick Bateman. Also Jasper is proving she won't be easy to take out, but there is still a ways to go before the final entrant. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 25
Entries left: 55
People still in the ring: 12
Eliminated Competitors: Logan Paul, Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, "Danger" Ehren McGhehey, King, Homer Simpson, Nezuko Kamado, Jeff the Killer, Sheik, Robbie Rotten, Goro, JJ Escobar, and Austin Moon.
People still left in the match: Kaku, SMG4, Jasper, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Minerva Mink, Joker, Nathan Drake, Dipper Pines, Yoruichi Shihōin, Negan, Patrick Bateman, and Pat the NES Punk.
Will the next entrant take out Jasper?
Will we see more of AVGN vs. Pat the NES Punk?
And will the ring survive the damage it's taken from Jasper?
You'll have to tune in to the next chapter to find out.