Fandom Royal Rumble V
Summary: After a few years, the Fandom Royal Rumble is back for the fifth time. Eighty competitors, forty veterans and forty rookies, fight in the famed rumble match for the FRR Championship and a huge cash prize.
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Rated T for blood, violence, language, and suggestive themes.
Chapter 19: Die Crazy
The fans looks to the stage as they start to count down for the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #76: Harley Quinn
Then, this loud punk metal music plays through the speakers and out comes the always insane, Harley Quinn, to a great ovation from the crowd. But this Harley Quinn was different, she had on a revealing red and white top, red and white skimpy shorts, black knee-high socks, and red sneakers, and also she came out holding a rainbow colored bat.
"Oh look who's back and with a baseball bat," Pat McAfee said in an excited tone.
"Entering at number seventy-six it is the always insane, Harley Quinn, but this one appears to be from the Harley Quinn animated series," Brian Zane said.
"No matter what version it is, she is always the insane girl we all know and love," Scott the Woz said.
Harley then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring as PewDiePie approaches her.
"Oh PewDiePie is about to make a big mistake," Brian said.
"Eat bat Pewds," Harley said to PewDiePie and she strikes him in mouth with the bat to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Harley with the baseball bat to PewDiePie's mouth," Scott said.
"There is a way to knock out some teeth with ease," Pat said.
Seeing PewDiePie stunned, Harley drops the bat and grabs the back of PewDiePie's head.
"Harley has got a hold of PewDiePie," Scott said.
Harley then launches PewDiePie over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"And there goes PewDiePie," Brian said.
"Not even PewDiePie's massive subscriber count can save him from Harley's wrath," Pat said.
59th Elimination: PewDiePie; Eliminated by: Harley Quinn; Duration-20:18
As PewDiePie was leaving the ringside area, Harley picks up the bat and goes face to face with Sheldon Cooper.
"Sheldon likes comics, but I think this is one character he should stay away from," Brian said.
"I know it's you Penny, now take off that ridiculous disguise," Sheldon said to Harley.
"He thinks Harley is Penny," Scott said in confusion.
"Well they have the same voice," Pat said.
Harley responds by swinging the bat and striking Sheldon below the belt as Sheldon groans in pain and the fans cringe a bit.
"Oh god," Brian said as he cringed a bit.
"Harley just smashed Sheldon's atoms," Pat said.
Sheldon then leans up against the ropes on the bottom side of the ring as Harley sees a perfect opportunity to take him out.
"Oh Sheldon is near the ropes and Harley is about to capitalize on it," Scott said.
Harley then drops the bat, runs over to Sheldon, and she clotheslines him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a good ovation from the crowd.
"And there goes Sheldon, Harley is on a roll here," Brian said.
60th Elimination: Sheldon Cooper; Eliminated by: Harley Quinn; Duration-36:38
As Sheldon was leaving the ringside area, Harley picks up her bat as she sees Al Bundy flirting with her lover, Poison Ivy.
"Al is now flirting with Ivy," Scott said.
"And Harley is looking to break his skull over it," Pat said.
"Come on Ivy, let me water your plants," Al said as Harley was standing behind him.
"I don't think he knows that Ivy is taken," Brian said.
Ivy then points behind Al as Al was confused by it.
"Oh and Al is now about to pay the price," Scott said.
When Al turns around, Harley swings the bat and strikes Al in the chest with it as Al holds his chest in pain.
"Harley with a bat to Al and Al might have the wind knocked out of him," Pat said.
As Al was leaning up against the ropes on the right side of the ring, Harley and Ivy were ready to take out Al.
"It looks like Harley and Ivy are about to team up," Scott said.
"And Al might be saying goodbye here," Brian said.
Harley and Ivy then run over to Al and clothesline him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Ivy and Harley have eliminated Al," Scott said.
"We could see a very dominate pair taking out the rest of the competition," Pat said.
61st Elimination: Al Bundy; Eliminated by: Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn; Duration-46:58
As Al was leaving the ringside area and with a minute left until the next entrant comes out, Harley and Ivy hugged and shared a quick kiss to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"This is a lovely sight," Pat said.
"These two are made for each other," Brian said.
"Want to f**k sh*t up Ive?" Harley asked Ivy.
"I would love to Harls," Ivy said to Harley and then they break off the hug.
"Here comes the chaos," Scott said.
Harley then starts to attack Deku, while Ivy starts to attack Android 17 to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"And Harley and Ivy are attacking Deku and 17," Brian said.
"They're taking a big gamble here, but it might pay off," Scott said.
Meanwhile, T.K. Takaishi and Kari Kamiya were attacking Olivier Mira Armstrong with punches as they hope to weaken her.
"T.K. and Kari are punching away at Olivier," Scott said.
"Well I think they're about to die at her hands," Pat said.
After ten strikes, Kari kicks Olivier in the gut and gets her with a stunner, but it didn't take her down.
"Kari with a stunner but somehow doesn't take Olivier down," Brian said in shock.
Then, T.K. runs up and nails a Helluva Kick to Olivier, taking her down to the shock of the crowd.
"T.K. with a Helluva Kick and down goes Olivier," Scott said.
"That is going to bite them hard," Brian said.
Then, Dan nails Kari and T.K. with a VCR to their heads, taking them down to some boos from the crowd.
"Dan just nailed T.K. and Kari with a VCR to their skulls," Scott said.
"Well that's going to give them a migraine," Pat said.
Over at the top side of the ring, Heather was trying to get Monkey D. Luffy over the top rope, but it wasn't working.
"Heather is looking to eliminate Luffy," Brian said.
"I don't think she could eliminate the future King of the Pirates," Scott said.
The elimination attempt lasts eight seconds as Caulifla grabs Heather and drops her with a release German suplex to a good ovation from the crowd as Luffy was safe from elimination.
"Caulifla with a German suplex on Heather and Luffy is now safe," Scott said.
Caulifla then grabs Luffy, lifts him up and drops him with a back suplex to several boos from the crowd.
"What a nice back suplex and Caulifla takes down Luffy," Brian said.
"The defending champ didn't expect the third FRR champ's power," Pat said.
As Caulifla gets back to her feet, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"Alright, let's see who number seventy-seven is," Scott said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then, Beethoven's 9th Symphony starts to play through the speakers and out comes this guy with short brown hair, dirty white tank top, grey pants, and barefoot. Soon the fans explode in cheers as it was…
Entrant #77: John McClane (Die Hard)
"OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO EPIC," Pat shouted in excitement.
"Entering at number seventy-seven from the action Christmas classic, John McClane from Die Hard," Brian said.
"I didn't expect this," Scott said in an excited tone.
The detective lieutenant then runs down the entrance way and stops when he reaches the ringside area.
"John has taken out terrorists, but he can win a rumble?" Brian asked.
"Yippie-ki-yay, motherf**ker," John said and then he slides into the ring.
"Oh yes, that's the phrase I want to hear," Pat said in an excited tone.
John then nails clotheslines to Ivy, Harley, Justin, Heather, Kari, T.K., Luffy, Deku, and Caulifla.
"John with some clotheslines," Scott said.
"Pretty good so far from him," Brian said.
John then grabs Dan and takes him down with an arm drag takedown.
"John takes down Dan with a nice arm drag takedown," Scott said.
John then gets Dan in a cross armbreaker, hoping to inflict enough damage to get him out.
"John has the cross armbreaker on Dan," Brian said.
"He doesn't need a gun to take out Dan, he can just use his body to do it," Pat said.
Eight seconds later, Shoto nails a leg drop to John as this breaks off the cross armbreaker.
"Shoto with a leg drop and lucky for Dan he is free from this situation," Scott said.
When Shoto gets John to his feet, John tackles him into the top right corner of the ring.
"John's fighting back and tackles Shoto into the corner," Brian said.
John then nails a series of punches to Shoto's ribs as the fans were cheering quite a bit for it.
"John is now punching away at Shoto," Scott said.
"Might be a bad idea to do that to someone with ice and fire powers," Pat said.
After ten punches, Android 17 and Olivier grab John from behind and drop him with a double back suplex to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"John gets taken down with a double back suplex by the ever so dangerous 17 and Olivier," Brian said.
Android 17 then gets John in a wheelbarrow position and then Olivier nails a leg drop to the back of John's head as the fans boo a little bit more for it.
"Olivier with a unique leg drop on John thanks to 17 and the fans aren't too pleased by it," Pat said.
58 seconds remain until the next entrant comes out as Deadpool nails a series of headbutts to the back of Owen's head.
"Deadpool with headbutts to the back of Owen's head," Brian said.
"Deadpool really wants the heavy competitor out of here," Scott said.
After six headbutts, Deadpool locks the sleeper hold on Owen as he wraps his legs around him.
"Deadpool has got the sleeper hold on Owen," Scott said.
"But he's in a bad spot to do it," Pat said.
Eight seconds later, Owen drops Deadpool with a slam onto the mat as Deadpool lets go of Owen.
"Owen slams Deadpool onto the mat as Deadpool lets go of him," Brian said.
In the bottom left corner, Harley was choking out Heather with her bat.
"Harley is now choking out Heather with her bat," Scott said.
"Oh the Queen Bee might pass out," Pat said.
Seven seconds later, T.K. yanks the bat out of Harley's hands.
"T.K. now has hold of Harley's bat," Scott said.
T.K. then nails Harley repeatedly in the ribs with the bat as the fans cheer a bit from it.
"T.K. is now jabbing the bat into Harley's ribs," Brian said.
"This is a more determined T.K. than the one from the second FRR," Pat said.
After ten jabs, T.K. drops the bat and leads Harley to the ropes of the bottom side of the ring.
"I think T.K. is looking for an elimination," Brian said.
T.K. then tries to lift Harley over the top rope, with little results.
"T.K. is trying so hard to eliminate Harley," Scott said.
"But he can't get rid of the psycho girl," Pat said.
The elimination attempt last eight seconds as Ivy kicks T.K. below the belt as T.K. was in pain and Harley drops to the mat, safe from elimination.
"Ow that has to hurt," Scott said as he cringed a bit.
"Ivy kicked T.K. hard and Harley is safe from elimination," Brian said.
Ivy then grabs T.K. and drops him with a snap dragon suplex to some boos from the crowd.
"Ivy with a snap dragon suplex and down goes T.K.," Brian said.
Ivy then gets up and starts to attack T.K. with punches to his body.
"Ivy is not letting up on T.K.," Scott said.
"She is looking to win with her girlfriend by her side," Pat said.
As that was happening, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"Ivy should focus because entrant seventy-eight is about to come out," Brian said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #78: Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
Then the Family Matters theme starts to play through the speakers and out comes the nerdy, Steve Urkel, to a great ovation from the crowd.
"And here comes another rumble vet," Scott said.
"Entering at number seventy-eight is Steve Urkel, entering his fifth rumble match," Brian said.
"Hopefully with this late number, Urkel could pull off the impossible and win this rumble," Pat said.
Steve then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring.
"Urkel is now in the ring," Brian said.
Steve then nails a clothesline to Ivy as this surprised him.
"Woah, a nice clothesline on Ivy by Urkel," Scott said in shock.
"Did I do that?" Steve asked.
"Yes you did Urkel," Pat said to Steve.
Steve then starts to nail a series of punches to John.
"Urkel is now punching away on John," Scott said.
"I doubt Urkel has power in those punches," Brian said.
After nine punches, John gives Steve an atomic drop, followed by a clothesline, taking him down to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"John fires back with an atomic drop and clothesline, and down goes Urkel," Scott said.
"I guess those punches didn't pack a punch," Pat said.
John then picks up the garbage can lid and then he nails T.K., Kari, Harley, Justin, Heather, Dan, Deku, and Olivier in the heads with it.
"John has the garbage can lid and is hitting everyone he sees," Brian said.
"It seems John can bring out the hardcore style in this rumble," Scott said.
Then, Luffy comes out of nowhere and drops John with a codebreaker, knocking him down and the lid out of his hands to some boos from the crowd.
"Luffy with a codebreaker and he took down John," Pat said in utter shock.
Meanwhile, Shoto nails Owen with three knees to the ribs.
"Shoto is nailing knees to the gut of Owen," Brian said.
Shoto then lifts Owen on his shoulders and with his strength, drops Owen with a powerbomb to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Oh my god, what a powerbomb," Scott said in shock and amazement.
"Shoto manage to drop quite honestly the heaviest person in the ring," Brian said.
Shoto then picks up Owen and drags him to the ropes on the top side of the ring.
"Shoto is now looking for an elimination," Scott said.
Shoto then tries to lift Owen over the top rope, but the weight was proving difficult for him.
"Shoto is now trying to eliminate the heavy Owen from the rumble," Brian said.
"I doubt even fire or ice could do it," Pat said.
The elimination attempt lasts twelve seconds and there was 56 seconds left until the next entrant comes out as Owen pushes Shoto back and he was safe from elimination.
"Owen pushes Shoto back and now he is safe from elimination," Scott said.
Shoto then runs towards him and Owen takes him down with a boot to some boos from the crowd.
"Ouch what a boot," Brian said.
"There's a way to mess your jaw," Pat said.
Meanwhile, Steve was nailing punches and slaps to Android 17, but it didn't do much damage to him.
"Urkel is now attacking 17," Scott said.
"Oh he is angering an android," Pat said.
Six seconds later, Android 17 nails a punch to Steve and then he gets him with a release Northern Lights suplex.
"17 with a punch and Northern Lights suplex to Urkel and he felt his wrath," Brian said.
Meanwhile, T.K. lifts Harley upside down and then he and Kari get her with a spiked piledriver.
"T.K. and Kari with a spiked piledriver and they drilled Harley almost through the mat," Scott said.
T.K. then gets up and climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner.
"T.K. is up on the top rope," Brian said.
"He might be flying high," Pat said.
Three seconds later, T.K. jumps off and gets Harley with a shooting star press to a great ovation from the crowd.
"What a nice shooting star press from T.K. on Harley," Brian said.
Kari then climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner as well, just as T.K. moves out of the way.
"This isn't over," Brian said.
"Now Kari is up on the top rope," Scott said.
Three seconds later, Kari then jumps off the top rope and gets Harley with a moonsault to a great ovation from the crowd.
"What a moonsault, Kari inflicts more pain on Harley," Pat said.
Kari then gets up and then Olivier then nails a spear to T.K. and Kari, taking them down to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Olivier with a spear and down goes the two Digidestined kids," Brian said.
Olivier then gets up and nails hard slaps to Steve, Heather, Dan, Justin, Caulifla, Deadpool, and Luffy.
"Olivier is now slapping the hell out of people," Scott said.
"With how she slaps, you feel like her hand is made of metal," Pat said.
Then, the rumble clock was ticking down as another person was ready to enter the match.
"We're getting close to the last entrant, but let's see who got number seventy-nine," Brian said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #79: Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)
Then, this heavy metal music plays through the speakers and out comes Sunset Shimmer, who had on a grey muscle shirt with flames on the bottom of it, black cargo pants with flames on it, and black wrestling boots to a deafening ovation from the crowd. Also she was coming out with two kendo sticks and a golf club in her hands.
"Oh things are going to get hardcore once more," Scott said.
"Entering her fifth rumble match, it is Sunset Shimmer, entering at number seventy-nine," Brian said.
"With this late number and the weapons she has, Sunset has a good chance of winning this match," Pat said.
Sunset then runs down the entrance way and slides into the ring.
"Sunset is now in the ring," Brian said.
Sunset then drops the kendo sticks and then strikes Heather in the back with the golf club as Heather screams in pain.
"Oh god, Sunset hits Heather in the back with the golf club," Scott said in horror.
"That swing went probably two hundred and ten yards," Pat said.
Meanwhile, Ivy and Harley grab the kendo sticks and start to whack back and forth on Olivier.
"Ivy and Harley are now whacking away on Olivier with those kendo sticks," Brian said.
"They're whacking her like a stubborn piñata," Scott said.
After six strikes each, Olivier falls down as Harley and Ivy were ready to strike again.
"And the major general goes down," Pat said.
Harley and Ivy then whack back and forth on Android 17, swinging even harder.
"Now Harley and Ivy are whacking away on 17 with the kendo sticks," Brian said.
"This could be way worse than whacking on Olivier," Pat said.
After eight strikes each, Android 17 goes down to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"And down goes 17, Harley and Ivy are just taking out the powerful competitors," Scott said.
Sunset then takes down Harley and Ivy with golf club shots to the back to a decent ovation from the crowd as the kendo sticks fall out of Ivy and Harley's hands.
"Sunset with the golf club to Ivy and Harley, oh that's going to mess someone's back," Brian said.
Sunset then nails the golf club on Kari, T.K., Heather, Olivier, Justin, Steve, Deku, Luffy, Caulifla, Dan, Deadpool, Shoto, and Owen.
"Sunset is hitting everyone with that golf club," Scott said.
"I'm surprised that golf club isn't damaged from it," Pat said.
With 58 seconds left until the last entrant comes out, John comes behind and tries to choke out Sunset with the golf club to some boos from the crowd.
"John is now trying to choke out Sunset," Brian said.
"He is looking for an easy elimination here," Scott said.
After eleven seconds, John drops the golf club as Sunset falls face first onto the mat.
"John drops the club as Sunset is probably our like a light," Pat said.
John then picks the two kendo sticks as he sees Olivier and Android 17 getting up.
"John has got the kendo sticks and is about to swing for the fences," Scott said.
John then swings the kendo sticks and strikes Olivier and Android 17 in their heads with them.
"John is striking 17 and Olivier with those kendo sticks," Brian said.
"The two powerful fighters are meeting their matches here," Pat said.
After seven strikes to each competitor and taking Olivier and Android 17 to their knees, John then swings the kendo sticks and hits Harley in the back with them.
"John is now attacking Harley with the kendo sticks," Scott said.
"He is beating her like a drum," Pat said.
Seven seconds later, Steve gets John on his shoulders as John drops the kendo sticks and the crowd couldn't believe it.
"Urkel has got John on his shoulders," Brian said.
"McClane is about to get taken down by a nerd," Scott said.
Three seconds later, Steve drops John with an Alabama Slam to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Urkel with an Alabama Slam and down goes John," Brian said.
Steve then nails a double stomp to John as the fans couldn't believe what they are seeing.
"Urkel with a double stomp on John," Scott said.
"Urkel is looking to get back into the fight," Pat said.
Then, Owen runs towards Steve and Steve takes him down with a vicious lariat to a deafening ovation from the crowd.
"Owen with a lariat and Urkel goes down hard," Brian said.
As Steve was standing tall, the rumble clock was ticking down as the final entrant was about to appear.
"Oh boy," Pat said in an excited tone.
10…
9…
8…
"Here they come," Scott said.
7…
6…
5…
"Who will it be?" Brian asked.
4…
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2…
1…
"Who will be number eighty?" Pat asked.
BZZT!
Then a blast of pyro goes off as the fans knew the next entrant was…
Entrant #80: Flippy (Happy Tree Friends)
Then, "War" by Edwin Starr starts to play through the speakers and out comes the bear war vet, Flippy, to a great ovation from the crowd.
"And here is the luckiest person to ever enter a rumble," Scott said.
"Entering at number eighty it is Flippy, entering his fourth rumble," Brian said.
"This war vet has gotten one of the last five spots in each rumble he has been in, and hopefully being the last entrant will give him a big advantage," Pat said.
Flippy then gives a salute and then he runs down the entrance way as the fight for the winner was about to begin.
"Flippy is booking it and our fight for the belt and the two million dollars is on," Brian said.
To be continued…
Well everyone, we are nearing the end of this fic and the fight for the money is on, oh this is going to be awesome. We just saw the return of Harley and the unexpected debut of John McClane, as well as Sunset, Urkel, and now Flippy in the match, oh this is going to be crazy. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 80
Entries left: 0
People still in the ring: 19
Eliminated Competitors: Logan Paul, Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, "Danger" Ehren McGhehey, King, Homer Simpson, Nezuko Kamado, Jeff the Killer, Sheik, Robbie Rotten, Goro, JJ Escobar, Austin Moon, Minerva Mink, Nathan Drake, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Pat the NES Punk, SMG4, Kaku, Super Humman, Dipper Pines, Momo Hinamori, Jasper, Needles Kane, Peggy Hill, Patrick Bateman, Wendy Testaburger, Joker, Steven Universe, Nejire Hado, Nefertari Vivi, Xander McCormick, Ethan Swanson, Yoruichi Shihōin, Dawn, Mirko, PCO, Jotaro Kujo, Asta, Lana Loud, Dorothea Arnault, Vaas Montenegro, Jason Voorhees, Batman, Negan, Tyler James, Tony Tony Chopper, Elliot Stabler, Mordecai, Lapis Lazuli, Hinata Hyuga, Luna Loud, Twilight Sparkle, Sōsuke Aizen, Pain, Snake, Lumpy, Cana Alberona, PewDiePie, Sheldon Cooper, and Al Bundy.
People still left in the match: Monkey D. Luffy, Izuku "Deku" Midoriya, Poison Ivy, T.K. Takaishi, Shoto Todoroki, Kari Kamiya, Owen, Heather, Olivier Mira Armstrong, Android 17, Justin, Caulifla, Dan, Deadpool, Harley Quinn, John McClane, Steve Urkel, Sunset Shimmer, and Flippy.
Now who will win the rumble?
Will it be the Tournament of Power winner, Android 17?
Will it be the punk Saiyan, Caulifla?
Will it be the angry malcontent, Dan?
Will it be the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool?
Will it be the war vet, Flippy?
Will it be the psychotic girl of Gotham, Harley Quinn?
Will it be the Queen Bee, Heather?
Will it be the holder of One For All, Izuku Midoriya?
Will it be action movie icon, John McClane?
Will it be Total Drama's male model, Justin?
Will it be one of the Digidestined, Kari Kamiya or T.K. Takaishi?
Will it be the defending champ, Monkey D. Luffy?
Will it be the major general, Olivier Mira Armstrong?
Will it be the Total Drama Island winner, Owen?
Will it be the plant villainess of Gotham, Poison Ivy?
Will it be Icy Hot, Shoto Todoroki?
Will it be the nerdy 80s icon, Steve Urkel?
Or will it be the fiery Canterlot High student, Sunset Shimmer?
You'll have to tune into the next chapter to find out.
Oh and enjoy WWE Elimination Chamber tonight.