Chapter 10:
At the A.S.S Lvl 10 club...
3rd Person POV:
The members of the A.S.S Lvl 10 club is now having a serious conversation. All of them are sitting around their table.
"To officially start the A.S.S Lvl 10 club emergency meeting, let us sing our club anthem" Hikigaya declared.
All of them stood up, with their left hand they formed a fist and moved it near their hearts.
(Play Halo theme here)
"Haaahaa huu hahaaa huu haaaaahaaaa" Hiratsuka hummed.
"Whuahaaahaaa huaaa haaa hu haaaaahaaaa" Zaimokuza followed.
"Huaahaahaaa hahaa ha ha haaauu haau " Hikigaya continued.
"Tutututuuunun! Tutututuuuuuun! Tutututuuuuuun! Tutututuuuuun! Tututunanuuuun" they all sang together.
"Stopppu!" Hikigaya shouted.
"We're bad! Like really bad at singing a song without lyrics on it!" Hikigaya added.
"Should we sing Assassin's creed 2 Venice rooftops or what?" Zaimokuza asked. (Both are good game ost, listen to it if you want)
"Nahh we can't do that, we need a woman for that" Hikigaya said.
"But I'm a- you know what I'm totally immune to that I'm not womanly joke of you two, let's just plan how to beat Yukinoshita so she'll stay as a ghost member and we three won't lose our sanctuary of magic" Hiratsuka suggested.
"Ok, with our money pooled together, we successfully brought a laser chess, we'll also add some traps or bonus tiles in the chessboard, we better make our version of chess as complicated as possible so that Yukinoshita-san's genius mind wouldn't catch up" Hikigaya stated.
Knock!
Knock!
Knock!
Three slow knock was heard.
"It must be them" Hikigaya said.
Zaimokuza stood up from his seat and moved really close to the door and said "What is the password?".
Then a male voice from the other side of the door said "I don't have a girlfriend or any friends".
Zaimokuza looked at Hiratsuka and Hikigaya and gave them a thumbs up and opened the door revealing a boy looking like a generic Otaku with glasses carrying a flash drive.
Zaimokuza took the flash drive and said "You never talked with us and we never talked to you Mr. President of Gaming club".
The guy quickly looked left and right then ran away.
"This will be our surefire way to success against Yukinoshita" Hikigaya said as Zaimokuza gives him the flash drive.
"This flash drive contains a 10 minute video of how minecraft got their dead panda noises, in game panda deaths and what baby pandas looks like" Hikigaya explained.
"Let me get my laptop and let's watch it" Hiratsuka said.
Time skip-
A white laptop now sits atop of their table.
Hikigaya inserted the flash drive and Hiratsuka operated the laptop.
"Ok, let's watch it" Hiratsuka announced.
8 minutes into the video...
"They... I... I thought this video only contains in game panda deaths in minecraft so why the hell is there a real life panda dying and its rescuers desperately trying to save it?" Hikigaya complained while having a tear on his eye.
Knock!
Knock!
Knock!
"It's Yukinoshita, I made an appointment yesterday, I'm here to fight Hikigaya-san for the club presidency" Yukinoshita on the other side of the door said.
Hikigaya opened the door, Yukinoshita seated in the club table, all 4 of them are now seated around the table with Yukinoshita seating across Hikigaya and Hiratsuka seating in Hikigaya's right with Zaimokuza seating across her.
Zaimokuza took out the chessboard and placed it in the middle of the table while Hiratsuka started shuffling the uno cards and the Yu gi oh monster cards, divided both decks into half and gave each player a stack of monster cards and uno cards.
Zaimokuza then started marking with marker some of the tiles in the chessboard to make the traps and power ups.
Then finally Hikigaya and Yukinoshita placed their chess pieces with Hikigaya being the white and Yukinoshita being the black.
Hikigaya then replaced the normal king piece to a laser chess king piece and the bishop piece by a laser deflector piece. He replaced Yukinoshita's pieces too. (Yes laser chess is true search it, there are so demo videos on YouTube too)
"So here's the changes Yukinoshita-san, as you can see there are x markings at some tiles in the board now, that's actually a trap or power up tile, if a piece is placed in that tile the owner of that piece will roll a dice, wif the result is 3 and lower, the piece in the marked tile will have a move set of a pawn until it moves out of the marked tile, but if the result is 4, the piece will have a move set of a bishop, knight if 5 and rook if 6" Hikigaya explained.
"Ok... What's with the new pieces then?" Yukinoshita asked.
"Ohh that's the laser king piece, and the laser deflector piece, they have different movement type than the other pieces, you see the laser king piece and the deflector piece can be rotated because the laser and the deflector are both on the front of the piece and also rotating does not count as a turn, they still have the movement of a king and bishop piece respectively, the laser king piece is extremely powerful but a double edged piece because it can friendly fire your own piece, and only the deflector can defend against it" Hikigaya explained.
"Ok... I understand how this new pieces works now, the laser is a king that can directly fire a laser at 4 non diagonal direction, any piece that the laser hit will be out of the game while the deflector can only defend against a laser if it's facing into it and had a movement of a bishop" Yukinoshita recited.
"Other than that, there's no more changes, the Yu gi oh monster cards has magic and trap cards and cards that can promote your piece with a sacrifice and the uno cards reverse and skip" Hiratsuka said.
"Ok! Hikigaya Hachiman VS. Yukinoshita Yukino! Let the battle begin!" Zaimokuza announced. (This fight won't make sense because it will be hard to indicate where the pieces are in the board and they also just slapped some paper to they gi oh cards to that it's effects would suit a chess game so just go with the flow my dear readers!)
Hikigaya being the white moved first.
He pushed the button at the top of the laser king piece and destroyed his own pawn in front of it.
"Are trying to lose Hikigaya-san? If so please stop, making you lose is my job" Yukinoshita taunted.
Yukinoshita then moved the pawn in front of her laser king 2 space forward, the pawn then landed on a marked tile.
Yukinoshita then grabbed a dice and rolled it and got a 4,meaning as long as that pawn stays there, it will be treated as a bishop.
Yukinoshita didn't like the result because she wanted a 6 and make her pawn a rook and check Hikigaya.
Hikigaya then moved the pawn in front of his queen two spaces. Hikigaya's pawn became a treat to Yukinoshita's pawn that is treated as a bishop.
Yukinoshita saw what Hikigaya was going for, he wants her to move her pawn away so that Hikigaya can fire a laser directly at her king and finish the game early so she didn't moved her pawn and instead moved her queen out.
Hikigaya anticipated that Yukinoshita wouldn't eat his bait so he just destroyed Yukinoshita's pawn, making his own pawn now standing in the marked tile, Hikigaya rolled a dice but the result is 1,meaning his pawn would still be treated as a pawn.
Yukinoshita then started moving his pawn to make way for her deflector bishop.
Hikigaya then moved his knight out then dicided to get a card from the uno deck and got a skip card which he used immediately so that he can move out his other knight.
"Hikigaya is releasing his cavalry huh" Hiratsuka commented.
Yukinoshita then moved one of her deflector bishop into a marked tile, rolled a dice and got 6, meaning it will be treated as a rook as long as it stays there. Then she then got a Yu gi oh card and got a spell card.
Hikigaya's confident smile is now broken! Yukinoshita's deflector bishop that is now being treated as a rook is in a position to attack one of his knights in the next turn.
Hikigaya then decided that he needed a card and decided he needs a reverse card. A card is drawn from his stack of Uno cards and it is a reverse card!
Hikigaya then didn't moved his endangered knight and just moved his queen out.
Yukinoshita got confident and taken Hikigaya's knight with her deflector bishop that is being treated as a rook.
"You fell for it fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!" Hikigaya shouted as he showed his reverse card to Yukinoshita. (Yes this is a Jojo reference)
With the reverse card in effect Yukinoshita's deflector bishop that is being treated as a rook is the one who got taken out instead of Hikigaya's knight.
"The reverse card is a powerful tool Hikigaya-san, and you wasted it, I active my spell card Return of the Fallen! With this card, I can revive a non-pawn piece and place it anywhere in my side of the board" Yukinoshita explained.
Yukinoshita then placed her dead deflector bishop back to her field in front to attack another of Hikigaya's knights.
"Perhaps releasing both of your knights without scattering some pawns as a shield is a bad idea Hikigaya-san" Yukinoshita taunted.
"You're better than last time" Hikigaya answered.
"I studied your ways Hikigaya-san" Yukinoshita boasted.
"Yeah, since you're fighting a Yukinoshita, its not hard to believe that she already memorized almost every Yu gi oh card, be careful Hikigaya" Hiratsuka adviced to Hikigaya.
"She can do that?" Zaimokuza asked but is ignored.
"You studied my ways? I played chess, Uno, and Yu gi oh, all this games are supposed to be played with friends, but I the great Hachiman played these games all alone in middle school! Don't get cocky Yukinoshita-san! You don't know my ways!" Hikigaya said like a villain would.
20 minutes later...
It seems like Yukinoshita really do know Hikigaya's way, and now Hikigaya is losing.
Hikigaya has depleted his pawns while Yukinoshita still has 2, Hikigaya's deflector bishops and rooks are both down to one while Yukinoshita still has both of her bishops but only had 1 rook left too, they both lost their queens but still has both knights. They also both exhausted their Uno and Yu gi oh cards.
"I'll use this spell card 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse! This card can only be used if there are only 14 or less pieces in the board and requires 2 knights from the user and the enemy in the battlefield to create a 4 turn count down, after 4 turns I'll automatically win!" Yukinoshita declared.
This is a crippling blow to Hikigaya, he has been using his deflector bishop to defend against Yukinoshita's laser king and is using his rook to defend against Yukinoshita's deflector bishops.
His only means of offensive, his knights were sacrificed along with Yukinoshita's knights to activate the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse.
"Cat got your tongue Hikigaya-san? I told you, I know your ways, I played alone in middle school too after all" Yukinoshita taunted.
"It seems like I am the victor of this match, Hikigaya-san lost his knights, his only means of attack and will automatically lose I 4 moves due to my 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse spell card" Yukinoshita declared.
"You can still win Hikigaya! The 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse' count down can be stopped if it's user's king got checked!" Zaimokuza cheered Hikigaya.
"I won't fail you Zaimokuza!" Hikigaya answered.
Hikigaya POV:
I can win this! I have a spell equip card Time traveler's boots which allows me to move twice in one turn.
But she still has an unused spell card! If that's a defensive or counter spell card, I'll be doomed! I need to read her mind! But I can only read minds if I'm holding her forehead!
"Yukinoshita-san, you got something in your forehead, let me get it" Arrg! Here goes nothing!
I reached her forehead and she is too surprised to act! Good!
Mind's Eye activate!
Hikigaya-san really looks like Pan-san huh?... Hehe... All he needs is a panda ears head band...
What's that image? I-I can feel my cheeks grow hot!
Reading her mind is a no go! You're cunning amazes me Yukinoshita-san! Did your family trained you to counter mind readers?
"Uhnn Hikigaya-san, can you please remove your filthy hand from my forehead?"
"Yeah right... Sorry" Ok, let's just gamble it all!
3rd Person POV:
Hikigaya took Yukinoshita's deflector bishop with his rook.
"I'm not done yet! I'll use my Time traveler's boots on my rook which allows my rook to move again!" Hikigaya shouted.
He moved his rook again to take Yukinoshita's other deflector.
"You're out of deflector now! I also checked your laser king with my rook! Meaning that your 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse count down is gone now!" Hikigaya said in joy.
"I didn't expect you to have that powerful spell card but I have one unused spell card too! But first, let me deal with your rook checking my laser king first" Yukinoshita declared.
Yukinoshita fired a laser from her laser king taking out Hikigaya's rook.
"Now, I'll use my spell card Bury the light dimension cutter! This allows me to teleport a piece of my choosing to anywhere the board! Now I'll teleport one of my remaining pawn across the board allowing it to be promoted to a queen.
The newly promoted queen is now checking Hikigaya's laser king.
"Your turn Hikigaya-san" Yukinoshita ended her turn and possibly the game.
Hikigaya POV:
Is this it?... Did I lost?
Wait! No! It's not the end yet! I haven't notice because I have been evading Yukinoshita-san's attacks but there is a marked tile next to my king!
I moved my laser king forward evading the queen's check and landing on a marked tile.
I rolled the dice and got 5! Meaning my king will be treated as a knight!
My laser king treated knight is now checking her king!
Yukinoshita moved her king and pointed her laser to Hikigaya's king.
"Ha! My laser king is just being treated like a knight! Meaning I can still fire a laser and you moved your king in front of my king!" Hikigaya celebrated.
Yukinoshita scowled, committing a blunder late game is not like her, maybe because a certain Pan-san looking guy is messing with her thoughts, who knows?
"You lost Yukinoshita! Better luck next time!" Hikigaya offered his hand for a handshake to Yukinoshita.
But before Yukinoshita could reach Hikigaya's hand, a big ball of fire landed in the club room!
The whole building exploded but it's inhabitants we're safe because of Hikigaya's magical shields but they are thrown outside of the building.
Yukinoshita who is oblivious to magic before this were so shocked and quickly hold unto Hikigaya but Hikigaya is too worried to mind Yukinoshita.
"What was that? A terrorist attack?" Yukinoshita asked.
"No, it's much worse than that, it's my little sister from another world!" Hikigaya panicked.
Outside the clubroom behind the dispersing smoke stands a lone figure, a young red haired girl with her hair almost touching the ground wearing a white gown and a white high heels with two silver bracelets on each hand and a ruby necklace hanging in her neck.
"Onii-chan! I traversed dimensions to find you! Do I deserve a head pat?" The girl cheerfully asked but her smile quickly turned sour as she saw Yukinoshita hugging Hikigaya's arm.
Hikigaya noticed this and said "Yukinoshita, I can't feel any breasts from you so I literally had no merit on letting you hold my arm" which caused Yukinoshita to let go while giving a glare at him.
Hikigaya then used magic to reconstruct the building and kill the fire then looked at the red haired girl and asked "W-Why are you here Ruby?"
Ruby then answered cheerfully "To get you back home Onii-chan!"
Chapter End-
So how's my twist? Hikigaya became an Onii-chan in the other world thus the title Isekai Onii-chan!