Chapter 13:
An all out brawl. Students and teachers, girls and boys, fighting for their queen.
While Yukinoshita's numbers were small, they make it up by quality, having sub leaders like Hikigaya, and Zaimokuza are greatly beneficial to their forces.
"Dodgeball squads! Fire!" Zaimokuza shouted.
The students with dodgeball threw their dodgeball. The ball rained down upon their enemies,destroying their formations.
"Their formation has been disrupted! Plastic chair squadron! Come with me! We'll infiltrate the gaps in their formation!" Hikigaya commanded as he ran toward the enemies. The students and teachers or soldiers as they call them in this situation followed him.
But sometimes, quantity bests quality.
Every move they make, Hikigaya and the others lose soldiers while their enemies seems to be endless.
"We got to go straight for their queen! But we need more troops, YUKINOSHITA! CONTROL MORE STUDENTS! SHOUT OUT WHAT I TOLD YOU!" Hikigaya shouted as he is being crowded by enemies.
"Do I really have to say that?... My parents would punish me if they hear me say this" Yukinoshita complained.
She breathed some air, getting ready to shout.
"IF I WIN, I'LL SIT ON ALL OF YOUR FACES!" She shouted at the top of her lungs then quickly hid her face with her hands.
This boosted their current soldier's morale, while enticed some of their enemies to defect to them.
One sentence, and it changed the tides of war.
Meanwhile... At Hiratsuka...
It's a disaster! All of Hiratsuka's soldiers are down! The girls are dripping blood from their noses while the boys are throwing up their breakfasts this morning in the ground!
Hiratsuka is the only one standing now.
She is against one enemy, an enemy powerful enough to take down a whole squadron.
A short green haired girl with a curved framed glasses and a sling bag in her shoulder containing manga and BLs.
She is...
Elusive Eliminator, Ebina Hina
Hiratsuka POV:
I didn't know we have a really powerful student here.
But, I know her moves, I think I can defeat her...
Oh she started moving!
Thats the Fujoshi Sprint! A really fast sprint used by BL lovers to quickly close the gap between her and her target product! It can be done by leaning forward to use the gravity in your favor and doing really long steps!
She is so fast!
I took a guard stance, waiting for a physical attack but it didn't came...
She only need to get close enough for me to see what's in the book she is carrying!
She opened the book!
Ah... I can feel blood in my nose... It's a rather intimate position for two high school boys...
Arg! Snap out of it! Wait... Where is she? She's just standing here in front of me!
I felt a presence in my back, I looked at my back only to see a more intimate position than earlier!
Blood loss will cause my death...
3rd Person POV:
It happened repeatedly, Ebina would run towards Hiratsuka, Hiratsuka would try to grab her, Ebina would be successful in evading Hiratsuka's attack, then Ebina would use her Fujoshi sprint to quickly run towards Hiratsuka's back and ready another page of BL for Hiratsuka to look at when she looks back, Hiratsuka would take a step back then repeat.
Hiratsuka POV:
I'm only being affected by those BLs because I do like it, meaning that I just have to hate it to be immune to its nose bleeding capabilities! But how do I hate BL?
Right! That's it! This is how I'll hate BL! BL has male characters as a couple, I don't have a boyfriend, meaning that BLs are made to make fun of us single women! BL literally shows that even a guy has better chances of having a boyfriend than me!
"Raaaaaaahhhh! I hate BL now!" I can't believe I only realized this now!
3rd Person POV:
Ebina opened another BL and showed it at Hiratsuka, but it seems like Hiratsuka is now immune to it.
Hiratsuka ran towards Ebina again but this time, with a killing intent!
"Death to all BL mangas and light novels!" Hiratsuka shouted as she tackles Ebina.
Hiratsuka then grabbed all the BLs in Ebina's bag ang teared them all down.
"Ok! Now, time to help Hikigaya and the others.
Back at Hikigaya...
Hayama dual wielding brooms are in a heated battle against Zaimokuza and Hikigaya.
"Ohh, you don't know how much I want to punch that pretty face of yours Hayama!" Hikigaya taunted as he swings a plastic chair at Hayama who easily evaded it.
In return, Hayama swinged back one of his brooms but it is blocked by Zaimokuza's dull katana.
"Why don't you just use magic to defeat Hayama? You know he got us beat at physical strength right?" Zaimokuza asked Hikigaya.
"I'm reserving all my mana to fight Ruby" Hikigaya explained.
Hayama then swinged both of his brooms in a scissor like manner.
Hikigaya jumped back and barely evaded it while Zaimokuza ran to Hayama's side and swinged his dull katana at Hayama.
The katana landed in Hayama's shoulder, it made him flinch and focused on Zaimokuza.
Since Hayama is now focused on Zaimokuza, Hikigaya used his stealth Hikky to sneak at Hayama's back and swinged a plastic chair on Hayama's head, but it seems like it is not enough to bring him down.
Hayama started hitting his brooms at each other, the dust the broom accumulated in its brush started flying around, making Hikigaya and Zaimokuza sneeze uncontrollably.
Hayama used this chance to swing multiple hits at Zaimokuza and Hikigaya, but before even one of his brooms hit Hikigaya and Zaimokuza, he was punched unconscious by Hiratsuka...
"Deathhhh! To BL characters! This guy just looked like a BL main character so I punched him! Hahahahahaha!" Hiratsuka laughed crazily.
"Whoah! Sensei! Calm down!" Hikigaya said.
"Huh? Oh Hikigaya, don't worry I won't punch you because you don't look like a BL protagonist, BL protagonists look handsome" Hiratsuka assured him.
"Ok, I'll take that as a compliment, now that we defeated their generals, let's push forward and find Ruby!" Hikigaya retorted.
"Yukinoshita! It's time to move!" Hikigaya shouted but it seems like his shout fallen to deaf ears.
Yukinoshita is just there standing and looking at a female student.
"Who is that pink haired girl Yukinoshita is looking at?" Hikigaya asked to himself.
The pink haired girl has a shoulder length hair that is tied to a bun at the side of her head.
The Weapons of Mass Distractions, Yuigahama Yui
"Don't you dare move forward" Yukinoshita warned Yuigahama.
Yuigahama took a step forward and Yukinoshita's worst nightmare happened, they boinged!
"Those pair seems to have their own laws of physics" Hikigaya commented from afar.
"Does that supposed to move like that? I just need to know, I'll be reaching that size soon after all!" Yukinoshita said as she took a step back.
Yuigahama took a step forward again.
"It seems like Yukinoshita won't be able to move as long as she is insecure about her size" Hikigaya said at Zaimokuza and Hiratsuka.
"You two find where Ruby is, I'll help Yukinoshita!" Hikigaya commanded, the two complied.
At Ruby in the principal's office...
"That's it! Their queen's weakness! HAHAHA! I can't believe she is that shallow! OK! Big breasted girl! As your queen! I command you to press forward with a confident smirk!" Ruby commanded.
At Yukinoshita...
"Why are you smirking? Does it really feel good to flaunt does lump of fat around?" Yukinoshita's inferiority complex has been ignited.
Yuigahama isn't even talking, she has no life in her eyes and blindy follows Ruby, she took another step forward, making sure to abuse the physics of her breasts.
Hikigaya ran to aid Yukinoshita and said "Ok... ok, let me settle this, I'll decide whenever the bigger the better of flat is justice".
"What do you mean by flat is justice? For your information, I am still growing, meaning that this isn't my final size yet and it's normal that it's this small right now." Yukinoshita tried to justify her size.
At Ruby...
"Ok, big breasted girl, always try to justify having big boobs are better!" Ruby commanded Yuigahama.
Back Hikigaya and Yukinoshita...
"Ok, first! The attractiveness! What size is more attractive!... Hmmnn... Ok you two try to justify why your size is more attractive!" Hikigaya commanded.
Yuigahama with Ruby's command said "Having bigger ones mean more spaces to touch, and more spaces to feel."
"Let me test that theory." Hikigaya gave out a rotten smile as if he had thinked of something degrading.
"Hug my arm." Hikigaya said using all the seriousness he had on his body.
Yuigahama is commanded by Ruby to comply to Hikigaya's whims.
Hikigaya got hugged in his arm, this is heaven for him.
"Pervert..." Yukinoshita commented.
"Why? We need this to draw a conclusion, and I'll be honest here, do you really think that I won't try to exploit this situation? This is the first hug I've got from a girl that is not in my family for ages!" Hikigaya explained.
"Now your turn, try to justify why flat is justice." Hikigaya said.
"Well, if you were hugged by a small breasted woman, her heart is closer to you" Yukinoshita explained.
"Really? I didn't expect you to be a romantic Yukinoshita" Hikigaya said.
"W-What? Just draw a conclusion on what is better!" Yukinoshita stutters.
"But I got to feel it" Hikigaya is enjoying this.
"You really are a menace to society" Yukinoshita said as she wraps around her chest to Hikigaya's arm.
Hikigaya is ascending! Yuigahama in his right arm and Yukinoshita in his left arm! A smile formed in his face, not a rotten one, but a pure one, he reached Nirvana, the Valhalla and the Avalon in the same time!
"Nahh... Youth is still a lie, you two are forced to this... This is nothing but an illusion" Hikigaya said as he shook off from Yukinoshita and Yuigahama's embrace, he then added "I don't care about boobs anymore."
"Wait! Who won?" Yukinoshita is still in her competitive mode.
"The owner of a boob I can touch without outside influences and interference" Hikigaya answered her.
"So you would not care about the size?" Yukinoshita asked again.
"No,I would not, well not anymore let's just go and defeat Ruby" Hikigaya answered.
And the two did go, Yuigahama has no fighting capabilities and they only stopped their because of Yukinoshita's inferiority complex, but after hearing that Hikigaya does not care about size anymore, she stopped competing.
At Ruby...
"What? I am so sure Onii-chan likes big boobas! Every time we are at the mansion, he would always look at the maid's boobs!" Ruby complained.
"It seems like I have to do it my self now huh? I'LL CONQUER THIS WORLD, CHANGE ITS RULES SO THAT IT WOULD BE LEGAL FOR SIBLINGS TO MARRY HAHAHAHAHA!" Ruby shouted as she bolted out of the principal's office and ran towards Hikigaya.
At Hiratsuka and Zaimokuza...
Hiratsuka, Zaimokuza, and a few of their soldiers are running around the school.
"Where do you think is our enemy leader?" Hiratsuka asked Zaimokuza.
"In this school, there are only 3 strategic positions, the rooftops, the indoor court, and the principal's office, we are currently occupying the indoor court, there is a big chance that she is in the principal's office but I'm betting that she is in the rooftops right now" Zaimokuza answered.
"Why the rooftops?" Hiratsuka asked.
"Look at the skies Sensei, it is infested by fire mines (refer to previous chapter), we already saw that Hikigaya is stronger than that Ruby girl one on one, meaning that our enemy would like to fight where she got an advantage, and the rooftops is the closest place to her fire mines in the sky, I'll message Hikigaya where we are going" Zaimokuza explained while he fiddles with his phone to message Hikigaya.
"Oh... That's logical, you know, maybe use that brain of your in your studies and stop playing RTS games" Hiratsuka said.
"Sensei maybe use that dormant feminine side of yours to snatch your self a good husband?" Zaimokuza retorted.
"WHAT IS THAT? Wanna die early kid?" Hiratsuka threatened Zaimokuza.
"Only God can forbid me from playing games!" Zaimokuza retorted.
While arguing, they have reached the rooftop doors.
They opened it and saw her... The second human in this world that can use magic...
A girl with long red hair, a ruby necklace, a white gown and high heels, with two silver bracelets in both hands.
The Crimson Flames, Ruby Bloodfiend
"Wait, we are normal people, how can we defeat her?" Hiratsuka asked.
...
They got captured...
At Hikigaya and Yukinoshita...
"They are probably in the rooftops, let's go Yukinoshita" Hikigaya said as he run in front of Yukinoshita.
"I just noticed, you stopped adding honorifics to my last name Hikigaya-san" Yukinoshita asked as she run behind Hikigaya.
"Well, your last name is already long, and since we're clubmates now, I thought it's okay now to remove the honorifics? Or do you want me to call you with honorifics again? Please let me call you without honorifics, your last name already had 5 syllables, adding a San at the end will make it too long for my lazy mouth" Hikigaya said.
"I'll call you Hikigaya-kun then, I just thought that adding san to your last name sounds like I am respecting you, but removing the honorifics will make it sound like I am close to you, so adding kun instead of san is my best option" Yukinoshita said.
"Do you really need to think that much on how to call me?" Hikigaya asked.
"Well of course! You don't just call your pet something horrible right? Well in your case, you are already horrible so be happy, even though you are not worthy, I'll call you by your name" Yukinoshita answered with a smirk.
"You should call everyone by their name!" Hikigaya retorted.
"Sadly, that only works on human beings" Yukinoshita answered.
"But I am human!" Hikigaya shouted.
"Oh look, we are already at the rooftops Hikigaya-kun" Yukinoshita ignored Hikigaya.
The two entered the rooftops, there they saw their allies inside a ring of fire.
"Let's finish this Ruby!" Hikigaya shouted.
"Be mine or this people will perish! The decision is your Onii-chan! If they die, their blood will be in your hands!" Ruby said.
Hikigaya took a step forward knowing that he already killed Zaimokuza multiple times. (Refer to chapter 4)
Yukinoshita POV:
This is it, a battle between magic users, an event that defies all logic...
Hikigaya-kun started chanting something ,and his body started to glow.
This forced that Ruby girl to take a defensive stance.
"Body double!" Hikigaya shouted.
A clone of Hikigaya-kun appeared in front of the real Hikigaya-kun, what is he planning?
"So, this clone of mine is yours now Ruby, just supply it with enough mana and that clone will not disappear" Hikigaya-kun said.
"REALLY? THANK YOU ONII-CHAN!" Ruby shrieked in joy, really? Well, he do look like Pan-san.
3rd Person POV:
Ruby deactivated the C-Star System and removed the ring of fire around Hiratsuka, Zaimokuza, and the other students with them, then grabbed the Hikigaya clone.
"Kiyaaaa! It feels real too!" Ruby said as she hugs the clone.
Contented, Ruby opened a portal, then dragged the Hikigaya clone inside the portal and shouted "Let's see if he taste like the real Onii-chan too!" as the portal closes.
"You really don't like going back there at that world huh?" Hiratsuka said.
"Well,everyone there is crazy, I ain't going back there!" Hikigaya stated.
"Spill the beans Hikigaya! How did she became your sister, and why is she fluent in Japanese?" Zaimokuza asked.
"I got married in the other world, she is my sister in law, she is crazy so I only speak Japanese when she is trying to talk to me and somehow, she learned Japanese" Hikigaya answered.
Zaimokuza is shocked.
Hiratsuka is angry that even Hikigaya got married.
Yukinoshita is jealous?
"Really? How did you get MARRIED?" Hiratsuka asked.
"Yeah how?" Yukinoshita asked.
"Well, there is this dragon that likes to terrorize a certain kingdom so I killed it, when I asked for a reward, the king of that kingdom said that their money has all been spent to kill the dragon that's why he gave his first daughter's hand for marriage instead but enough about the stories about that accursed world, let's just go home" Hikigaya explained.
"How about the students and school staffs that had been hypnotized?" Hiratsuka asked.
"Don't worry, they won't have any memories of what happened here so there will be no one to remember that you punched a student unconscious" Hikigaya assured Hiratsuka.
"Whew... I thought I was going lose my job there for a second" Hiratsuka said.
"Wait! Tell more about your marriage Hikigaya!" Zaimokuza asked.
"Yes, I want to know too!" Hiratsuka asked too.
"Nah nah nah, I won't tell, let's just go home" Hikigaya said as he ran away from Hiratsuka and Zaimokuza.
Chapter End-
Sorry for the late update, got caught up doing something else.