Chapter 25:
3rd Person POV:
After class, at the clubroom...
All of the A.S.S Lvl 10 club members are sitting around their table, occupying each side of the rectangular table.
Its just a normal day for the club... No its not, Zaimokuza and Hiratsuka can see that something is wrong...
"Ok, this is weird... Why are you two Hikigaya and Yukinoshita not arguing about something?" asked Hiratsuka.
"Yeah! Usually, the two of you would be at each other's throats" added Zaimokuza.
"Did something happen with your date?" asked the suddenly excited Hiratsuka.
"... Are you two a couple now?" asked Zaimokuza.
"What? No! Nothing happened!... Well, she punched my father" said Hikigaya.
"It was a great date" said Yukinoshita.
The other members of the club were stunned.
"Whoa Yukinoshita, what the hell? Why are you complimenting me? Gross" said Hikigaya.
"I am merely stating a fact, it really is the greatest date I had" said Yukinoshita with a smile.
Kind Yukinoshita is bad for the heart for everyone...
With a blush on his face, Hikigaya said "We-well, it's the only date you've ever had so of course it's the greatest one!"
"What makes you think that was first date?" asked Yukinoshita with a smirk and is trying to get a reaction from Hikigaya.
"Hah! The fact that you panicked and punched my father gives it all!" Hikigaya didn't give the reaction Yukinoshita was hoping.
"Well that failed, I was hoping you would be jealous" said Yukinoshita.
"And even if you really did already have gone to a dete before ours, why would I be jealous? I was married before reaching the age of consent before our date" said Hikigaya with a smug.
"But did you get to go with dates with that wife of yours?" asked Yukinoshita.
"No... You can't consider THAT a date" Hikigaya remembers his short time with Sylphia.
"Then that means that I am your first time!" said Yukinoshita while licking her lips.
This made Hikigaya blush again.
Out of the embarrassment, Hikigaya thought of an excuse to leave the room.
"Need to go to toilet!" he said as he ran outside the clubroom.
"Hey, Yukinoshita... Did you just set that conversation up so that you could make Hikigaya blush like that? You were teasing him not insulting him" asked Hiratsuka.
"I don't know what you're talking about Hiratsuka-sensei" answered Yukinoshita with a smile.
"Scary" said Zaimokuza.
At Hikigaya in the boy's restrooms at the main building. He is so embarrassed that he ran straight to the main building's restrooms and not the one near the special building where his clubroom is.
"What's wrong with her?" said the still red faced Hikigaya while peeing in the urinal.
Then Hikigaya noticed a small patch of dirt in the urinal.
Like most of the boys do, he aimed at the dirt to remove it.
So focused in his cleansing crusade, Hikigaya didn't noticed that someone entered the restroom.
That someone walked to the urinal stalls. There are 5 urinals stalls and Hikigaya is using the left most stall, the furthest away from the entrance, but this someone did not choose to pee in the nearest urinal and picked the urinal beside Hikigaya!
Thats when Hikigaya registered the presence of this someone.
He looked to his right and saw... Sylphia.
IT WAS SYLPHIA PEEING WITH HER ARTIFICIALLY MADE MALE ORGAN!
"WHAAAAAAA!" shouted Hikigaya with shock.
Hikigaya quickly punched Sylphia in her face but is blocked. After seeing that his attack failed, Hikigaya decided to escape.
Hikigaya quickly zipped up his pants and jumped away from his enemy. But...
HE FORGOT TO TAKE BACK HIS MANHOOD TO ITS MAN CAVE! AND NOW IT'S CAUGHT UP IN THE ZIPPER!
"GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Hikigaya as excruciating pain was sent from his private part to every cell of his being.
Sylphia finished her business and because she is wearing a skirt, she is immune to the accident that happened to Hikigaya.
Sylphia took a step closer to Hikigaya.
"Go away you dual gendered freak!" shouted Hikigaya as he tried to step back.
He can't step back! Moving his legs will just make his dong move too, and if it moved while still being stuck in the zipper, it hurts really much!
Since Hikigaya can't move right now, Sylphia is now in front of him!
"That looks like it really hurts... Want me to heal it?" offered Sylphia.
Thats when Hikigaya realized that his private part is exposed to the presence of a member of the opposite gender.
He quickly covered his private part with both of his hands.
"Oh please... We got married once, I've seen that for more than once" said Sylphia showing no interest to Hikigaya's member.
"Don't mention that! I can still remember when you measured mine so that you could request the dong you were going to attach to yourself bigger than mine!" shouted Hikigaya.
With his rage, Hikigaya ran...
Yes, he ran, even though running would hurt his weiner so much, he still ran, away from his aggressor.
Sylphia was about to chase him but someone teleported behind her.
This made her tense.
She slowly turned her head back to see who is behind her...
But no one is there...
Then she felt the cold death on her neck.
A hooded figure is pointing a sword at her neck...
"Sylphia the Silverwind, did you betrayed us..." asked the hooded figure with a deep voice.
"N-" she wante to say "No" but she was slashed before she could even finish her sentence.
"Hmmnn... Very well, please state why you were so late with your report" asked the hooded figure.
Sylphia is not dead! There is no blood spilled! She quick touched her neck and it's still above her shoulders!
"Why are you so certain that I didn't betray the alliance?" asked the bewildered Sylphia.
"A dying face never lies" said the hooded figure.
"Now... Why were you're here doing nothing when you were supposed to report every 6 months? You were gone for four years already!" asked the hooded figure angrily.
"But... I was only here for a mont-" she didn't finished her sentence again because she was slashed with a sword again.
"Hmm, only here for a month huh... Does that mean... A week here is a year in our world... The council wants to see you..." A violet mist covered the two and disappeared out of thin air.
Back at Hikigaya...
Hikigaya is running for his life!
Even though it hurts so much, he still moves his legs to out ran Sylphia!
But when he looked back, he saw that no one is chasing him!
He stopped running and saw what situation he is in! He is in the middle of the main building with his dong sucked with his zipper. Most of the students might have already come home but the ones with clubs are still here!
Hikigaya must now navigate through the school to the special building where his clubroom is without being seen by anyone!
"Can I use invisibility?... No, I can't even cast spells, the pain prevents men from focusing... I seems like I have to go to the clubroom without magic... But how can I go out of the main building without being seen?" Hikigaya asked himself.
"ARGGGG! I CAN'T EVEN DEVISE OF A PLAN! I'LL JUST RAN STRAIGHT FROM THE MAIN BUILDING TO OUR CLUBROOM!" shouted Hikigaya as he ran, ignoring the pain of his lower half.
At Sylphia...
She and the hooded figure were back in their own world now...
They were teleported in the middle of a circular building. Kings and queens are sitting around a semi-circle table and are looking intensely in Sylphia.
"Big sister!" said Sylphia's little sister... Is not her little sister anymore! Ruby is older now!
"You never changed after four years!" said the now older Ruby.
"It's because only a month has passed for her even though four years has already passed for us... The time there is much slower than ours" said the hooded figure which earned mixed reactions from the royalties around the circular building.
"That information is shocking but it's good to know that you did not betrayed us... My daughter, tell me, can our armies, the grand armies of the alliance can take over that world?" asked an old man with a long blonde hair and red eyes, he is wearing a crown and is sitting in the middle of all the other royalties inside the building.
"My king... After staying there for a month, I've seen a lot, there are things there that makes life so much easier! Vehicles that are faster than our phoenix, their machines could reach the moon and they have weapons that could change the nature and turn it to wastelands" said Sylphia.
"What kind of magic do they use to achieve that?" asked the king.
"Not magic, science is what they call it, while their world is rich with magic, only a few can harness it, meaning that this world we are targeting has a lot of magic for us to harvest, but beside their science, we have another problem there..." stated Sylphia.
"And what is that?" asked the king.
"Hikigaya, the Dark Flash, Champion of Bramahal and the slayer of the Tyrant Dragon is there, and he is allied with the people there!" said Sylphia which earned silence.
"... Him? That's a problem... Should we cancel the attack?" said the king, fear can be traced in his eyes.
"No, Hikigaya is not a problem" said the hooded figure.
"Yes! Onii-chan isn't going to be a problem because..." said Ruby as she removed the hood of the hooded figure.
"We have our own Onii-chan here!" said Ruby as she revealed that the hooded figure is the clone of Hikigaya given to her by Hikigaya as a bribe so that she stop attacking Hikigaya's world.
The Hikigaya clone is much older now since the time in this world isfaster than Hikigaya's world.
"I can take out the original" said the clone.
"Whoa! The attack is on!" shouted the king, causing the other kings and queens to cheer too.
"But our armies, even with magic is no match with their science!" said Sylphia, she doesn't want the attack to happen and is discouraging the attack ,not while Hikigaya is still at the enemy side.
"But their time is slower there, 10 years of military development here is just 10 weeks there, we can catch up with their technology" stated the Hikigaya clone.
Back at Hikigaya...
Hikigaya bursted into the clubroom destroying the door exposing himself to the A.S.S Lvl 10 club members.
Eyes were on his lower half.
Zaimokuza saw how painful it is.
Hiratsuka's shock since it's her first time seeing something like this since her first boyfriend.
Yukinoshita was surprised.
"Hikigaya you pervert!" shouted Hiratsuka before punching Hikigaya.
Hikigaya is knocked out.
Hikigaya opened his eyes, he woke up inside the school clinic lying on the clinic bed. He looked around and saw Zaimokuza looking at him.
"Comrade... Are you ready?" asked Zaimokuza.
Hikigaya know that their gonna do this now.
They are about to unstuck his private part from the zipper now.
"Let's go Zaimokuza... And if this operation failed clear my search history" said Hikigaya as a single tear ran down from his cheek.
"Don't say something like that! You'll survive this operation!" said Zaimokuza.
"I'm afraid..." said Hikigaya.
"We can do this" said Zaimokuza.
"ZAIMOKUZA!" cried Hikigaya.
"HIKIGAYA!" cried Zaimokuza.
Hiratsuka suddenly appeared, grabbed Hikigaya's dong and zipper and ripped the two apart.
"GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" shouted both Hikigaya and Zaimokuza.
"Heh, you have take graver injuries than that, just use healing magic or something" said Hiratsuka.
Its been a long time too since Hiratsuka touched one.
Back at Sylphia... A lot of Hours has already passed for her in this world.
Sylphia is training in a waterfall right now. She is meditating to improve her mana circulation.
"I must become strong, if I were to force Hikigaya to join me again and protect him from his clone" said Sylphia.
The Hikigaya clone is training his swordsmanship in a forest.
"The original gave me like I was nothing... Now I have to work tirelessly for Ruby... I hate work... Curse him!" said the clone.
Ruby is increasing her fire power in the middle of a volcano.
"I'll burn that Yukinoshita girl this time for sure" said Ruby.
Back at Hikigaya...
He is now at home,he entered the house and is greeted by his whole family.
"I heard from your father that you brought home a girl!" said Hikimama.
"What is she like Onii-chan? Is she nice? Is she my Onee-chan now?" asked Komachi.
"She punched me in the face" said Hikipops.
"I like her already" said Hikimama.
"So she is violent huh? Maybe she can hammer down some diligence to my lazy Onii-chan!" said Komachi.
"Come on, Hachiman, tell your mama about it!" said Hikimama.
Hikigaya is happy.
While it only took a two week coma for his parents to start giving time to family, to him.
He was never the center of attention of any conversation in his family, this is the first... So he is really happy.
But unbeknownst to him, this happiness might me the first and last... As the Other world armies, the Grand Armies of the Alliance is coming...
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