Aquaman: just another alien.
Goku: I'm the protector of earth.
Aquaman: not by my count.
Goku: you wanna go aquaman?
Aquaman: I find your manners lacking.
Goku: it was a friendly wager.
Atom: the saiyans are killing machines.
Goku: I'm nothing like them.
Atom: care to prove it to me now?
Goku: I've never met someone with the power to shrink.
Atom: you'll never see me coming.
Goku: bring it on Ryan!
Atrocitus: your race has enraged millions!
Goku: I'm nothing like the saiyans!
Atrocitus: do not deny your rage!
Goku: I already know your story Atrocitus.
Atrocitus: then you know what must be done.
Goku: too much anger and you could explode.
Bane: have you considered my offer kakarot?
Goku: no thanks!
Bane: I did not give you a decision.
Goku: I won't join you Bane!
Bane: do not test me saiyan!
Goku: you also need to lay off the drugs!
Batman: you're a saiyan?
Goku: I'm nothing like Superman.
Batman: prove it to me.
Goku: nice getup Bruce.
Batman: kryptonians give me headaches.
Goku: and I thought vegeta was the only sourpuss.
Bizzaro: me am hero, here to destroy!
Goku: don't bet on it!
Bizarro: ah, you am victim.
Goku: copycat!
Bizarro: Bizzaro cannot win!
Goku: then I'll just go super saiyan.
Black Adam: you're a fool to battle me.
Goku: Frieza said the exact thing.
Black Adam: amon's strength will crush your pride.
Goku: you're a tyrant Adam.
Black Adam: a title I proudly wear.
Goku: this puts you in the same league as frieza.
Black Canary: anything you wanna discuss?
Goku: combat tactics.
Black Canary: a challenge this gal can't resist.
Goku: you remind of 18
Black Canary: because we both fight good?
Goku: also because you're both terrific mothers.
Black Lightning: it's good that you aren't Superman.
Goku: gee, I never thought of it that way.
Black Lightning: that's what's called an alternative fact.
Goku: the southside must be great.
Black Lightning: ever been struck by lightning?
Goku: I don't think so.
Black Manta: yet another alien uninvited.
Goku: you'll answer to the z fighters manta!
Black Manta: go back to the kiddie pool!
Goku: you've lost all perception manta.
Black Manta: I've dedicated my whole life to vengeance.
Goku: but killing aquaman isn't the answer.
Blue Beetle: wow! Meeting you is just so cool.
Goku: I take it you've seen me at the world tournament?
Blue Beetle: I actually watched you on my computer.
Goku: you still learning Jaime?
Blue Beetle: yeah, thanks for asking.
Goku: let's get going then!
Brainiac: a shame that I could have collected your planet Kakarot.
Goku: you can thank frieza for that.
Brainiac: he was a fool to destroy it.
Goku: leave earth brainiac!
Brainiac: who are you to command me?
Goku: the leader of the z fighters!
Captain Cold: finally a shot at the big guy.
Goku: ice is nothing new.
Captain Cold: let's find out.
Goku: stop there criminal!
Captain Cold: or what?
Goku: your funeral.
Catwoman: now what?
Goku: I'm taking you in Selina.
Catwoman: well if that's how you wanna play this.
Goku: is this a bank heist Catwoman?
Catwoman: you could call it that.
Goku: if so, this is the intervention.
Cheetah: The goddess demands your life.
Goku: she won't even touch me!
Cheetah: I appreciate challenging prey.
Goku: crawl back to your den Minerva!
Cheetah: not until my prey has succumbed!
Goku: I gave you a chance.
Cyborg: the regime is making a comeback.
Goku: not while the real defender is here!
Cyborg: oh you're gonna regret saying that.
Goku: Superman is blackening your heart.
Cyborg: more like he showed us the light.
Goku: do you even hear yourself?
Darkseid: the saiyans were useful mercenaries in the past.
Goku: I'm not going to yield to you darkseid.
Darkseid: I will enlist them, starting with you.
Goku: I'll take you on darkseid!
Darkseid: you are challenging a god fool.
Goku: the z fighters will stand against you!
Deadshot: bagging a saiyan will be easy money.
Goku: you should be helping us Floyd!
Deadshot: I got no choice!
Goku: the marksman.
Deadshot: got a problem with that?
Goku: you murder for profit!
Dr Fate: kakarot.
Goku: my name is Goku.
Dr Fate: you are destined to destroy this world.
Goku: that helmet is crazy.
Dr Fate: it is the will of nabu.
Goku: he speaks lies!
Donatello: you're an actual saiyan?
Goku: you have a problem with that?
Donatello: not at all Goku.
Goku: you and bulma should work together!
Donatello: she certainly is a smart cookie.
Goku: can't argue with that!
June Moone: please, don't pick this fight.
Goku: but I have to get that hag out of you!
Enchantress: your blood is going to drench the floor!
Goku: release those souls enchantress!
Enchantress: not a chance planet killer!
Goku: now that's just condescending!
Firestorm: "sigh" you wanna make s'mores tonight?
Goku: only if you're the campfire.
Firestorm: somebody kill me.
Goku: so you're a walking nuclear holocaust?
Firestorm: that's right, and I'll show you why!
Goku: if it were chi chi, I think I would've died.
The Flash: speed race time Goku?
Goku: last one there is an angry namekian!
The Flash: anything but that.
Goku: you got the speed to take me on?
The Flash: I'll be around you in circles.
Goku: you crack me up Barry!
Gorilla Grodd: your species has a connection to apes.
Goku: it won't help you Grodd!
Gorilla Grodd: hmm, pitiful creature.
Goku: you can't control me Grodd!
Gorilla Grodd: I will with the ape's genes inside you!
Goku: say goodnight tough guy!
Green Arrow: I totally spaced out on this meeting.
Goku: oh gee how clever.
Green Arrow: don't be such a killjoy.
Goku: my son is also learning to control his powers.
Green Arrow: were you peaking into Conner's bedroom?!
Goku: what?
Green Lantern: I'll say it, this is awkward.
Goku: in what sense?
Green Lantern: one word...anime.
Goku: so your ring can create weapons?
Green Lantern: that sounds about right!
Goku: maybe bulma could make one.
Grid: you are beneath me kakarot.
Goku: at least I have emotion!
Grid: I will rip that very emotion from you.
Goku: Victor Stone's mistake.
Grid: I am perfection.
Goku: not exactly what I would say.
Harley Quinn: hey spike head, your hair is a mess!
Goku: I know Harley, just don't tell the others.
Harley Quinn: do all saiyans have spikey hair?
Goku: you're still a bit unstable Harley.
Harley Quinn: that's just a state of mind sweetie.
Goku: somehow, I beg to differ.
Hellboy: what species did you say you were?
Goku: a saiyan Hellboy.
Hellboy: at least you're not kryptonian.
Goku: you look like frieza with a red paint job.
Hellboy: whatever you got, I've seen worse.
Goku: it was supposed to be a friendly conversation.
Jay Garrick: I assume you're kryptonian?
Goku: not even close.
Jay Garrick: way to stick your foot in it jay.
Goku: they say you're the first Flash.
Jay Garrick: they're not wrong son.
Goku: I have to tell trunks about this!
John Stewart: your race is a threat to the planet.
Goku: I don't align with them.
John Stewart: prove it.
Goku: how many green lanterns are there?
John Stewart: millions, maybe thousands.
Goku: but will they be enough to defend earth?
Joker: I would like those dragon balls!
Goku: not happening psycho!
Joker: how adorably misinformed.
Goku: your comedy is stupid.
Joker: then let's hear what you've got.
Goku: you look like a walking cupcake.
Leonardo: I heard that your planet blew up.
Goku: yeah, but I like earth better.
Leonardo: I think you need to train more.
Goku: you and your brothers have a lot to learn.
Leonardo: I'll hold my own with you.
Goku: I guess I'm not surprised that you're cocky.
Michelangelo: is that Goku?!
Goku: yeah that's me.
Michelangelo: I want to go super saiyan too!
Goku: nunchucks. How original.
Michelangelo: you'll be ragequiting in a heartbeat.
Goku: I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.
Mr Freeze: you are a saiyan yes?
Goku: yeah. Why?
Mr Freeze: you will be frozen for study.
Goku: you have to let go of your pain Victor.
Mr Freeze: what would you understand saiyan?
Goku: everything that matters.
Poison Ivy: I never knew that saiyans were handsome.
Goku: don't try it Ivy.
Poison Ivy: then let's get rough.
Goku: you wanted to speak to me Ivy?
Poison Ivy: your powers are too explosive.
Goku: I'm no gardener, but at least I'm not insane.
Power Girl: another surviving alien, this should be fun.
Goku: you really dig me Karen Starr?
Power Girl: nope, I'm just trolling you.
Goku: Kara? Is that you?
Power Girl: Nope. I'm Karen Starr of earth 2.
Goku: that explains the revealing costume.
Raiden: I thought the saiyans embraced destruction.
Goku: well that's certainly not me.
Raiden: I give you my respect kakarot.
Goku: is there a problem Raiden?
Raiden: I seek allies against Shinnok.
Goku: he'll be sorry thinking he can destroy this earth.
Raphael: looking for trouble, cause you found it.
Goku: are you always filled with hate?
Raphael: touché
Goku: those sais could poke someone's eyes out!
Raphael: yeah so?
Goku: safety first Raph.
Red Hood: you a scumbag like Superman?
Goku: do I have a cape on?
Red Hood: smartass.
Goku: you became what you sought to destroy Jason.
Red Hood: scumbag criminals don't deserve a second chance!
Goku: you're only following Clark's footsteps.
Reverse Flash: I could rewrite history so frieza can destroy you.
Goku: you're a sick speedball.
Reverse Flash: you think you know right from wrong.
Goku: that's enough Thawne.
Reverse Flash: the regime did this you know.
Goku: it doesn't justify your rampage.
Robin: I must be dreaming.
Goku: yeah you would.
Robin: you're heading for the cemetery!
Goku: you're such a brat Damian.
Robin: and you're an uninvited alien.
Goku: now that's a low blow.
Scarecrow: what does a saiyan fear?
Goku: certainly not a cornfield creeper.
Scarecrow: how about your son's well being?
Goku: still got your gas Scarecrow?
Scarecrow: as always saiyan.
Goku: then you must be constipated.
Starfire: greetings kakarot.
Goku: finally someone who welcomes me!
Starfire: it's a true pleasure.
Goku: your planet suffered a terrible fate.
Starfire: your concern is appreciated.
Goku: just another day on planet earth!
Sub Zero: the saiyans were killers.
Goku: that's rich coming from you.
Sub Zero: you misunderstand my intentions.
Goku: the kin kuei finally reformed?
Sub Zero: we now defend the defenseless.
Goku: you would make a perfect addition to the z fighters.
Supergirl: we finally meet.
Goku: the pleasure is mine Kara.
Supergirl: still have that monkey tail?
Goku: we make a great team Kara!
Supergirl: should we form a support group or something?
Goku: the z fighters count don't they?
Superman: you don't belong here.
Goku: my obligations don't end at the borders of my dimension.
Superman: I protect this world. Not you.
Goku: to think you succumbed to evil.
Superman: who are you to judge me?
Goku: the terrible truth Clark.
Swamp Thing: my swamp is not your battleground!
Goku: close enough though.
Swamp Thing: defend yourself.
Goku: y'know you don't have to be a hermit.
Swamp Thing: I care little for humanity.
Goku: see what i mean?
Vixen: saiyans are supposed to destroy.
Goku: you've got it all wrong Mari.
Vixen: I probably won't even need the totem.
Goku: you have the powers of the animal kingdom?
Vixen: it was Anansi's gift to me.
Goku: then he must have been desperate.
Wonder Woman: saiyans are weak to kryptonians.
Goku: I find that hard to believe.
Wonder Woman: you'll learn to see it our way.
Goku: how do you justify what you do?
Wonder Woman: some lives needed to be sacrificed.
Goku: then you're 100% insane.