Be My Valentine!

Part IV: Evil Love

Purpledolpin05: Well this ought to be a fun chapter to write. Welcome back to 'Be My Valentine!' so let's move on to shout outs

To The Dreamer With A Passion: Thanks for the review. I didn't actually expect myself to ship Krane with Maleficent that soon but this ship needs to happen! Let's see what the others react to this evil dynamic duo XD. Marlie is just a ship name, but Marcus and Julie had a daughter named Marcy (short for Marceline). Hope you'll like this chapter.

To TKDP: Thanks for your review. Julie is a great character (although in Waktu Rehat it wasn't really confirmed if she had a love interest) but I'm going wild with ships and Marcus is a good choice wth the whole 'Bad boy with Good girl' dynamic. I liked that song too. Mrs. Chesterfield is busy with Bertram right now…(poor guy) Oh boy, let's hope Mal, Sebastian and Taylor are ready for the Marriage! XD

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Disney TV, Disney XD or DCOM characters, I own my Original Characters and my crazy random ships, while TKDP owns Boji and Fang.

"And…ACTION! Roll the camera!" Authoress shouted from behind the camera.

"And…we're back with 'Be My Valentine!'!" Lou introduced herself. "I'm riding on a dragon, say hello to everyone Seamore. Don't be rude!"

"Why is Lou talking to herself?" Jay asked.

"Don't ask. She was like this after lunch with Zuri, Tiffany and Emma." Tracy shrugged. "So I guess she could either be here or rehab!"

"Anyway, since Lou will be on rehab." Jones shrugged. "You know what they say 'the show must go on'!"

"Why did you drag me here E?" Mal demanded as Evie pulled her inside along with Ben.

(Cue crowd whooping)

"Sorry, had to be persuasive." Evie apologized. "Carlos is getting Taylor and Sebastian."

"Why did you leash Dude on us?!" Taylor demanded, entering the Rec Room with her brother Sebastian.

"I had to, if not you'd never come!" Carlos whined as he defended himself.

"I was gonna go on a date with my off-screen girlfriend Fate!" Sebastian groaned. "Well, guess we can make prank calls later."

"What?" Taylor nudged her brother.

"So, why did you guys dragged us here?" Mal asked first. "And why did you drag both me and Ben?"

"Brief intro, but we're taking a look at couples celebrating Valentine's Day, and the couple we're spying on right now are not gonna be ones you guys would be happy for." Jones stated.

"Don't tell me it's the Annihilator and Evie's mother? She's been trying to smuggle him a love potion for days!" Mal raised her eyebrows.

"Nope, and ew." Jay gagged.

"It's actually gonna be worse." Tracy added.

"C-Dog roll the clips!" Jones shouted. "Stop gawking at Evie."

Evie and Carlos quickly flushed red.

"I wasn't!" Carlos denied, hitting a random button, revealing several pictures of Evie.

(O.o) was the expression of everyone else's face.

"Mr. and Mrs. Carlos and Evie Queen. You're taking her name!" Jay joked.

"Looks like Oliver ain't the desperate one!" Tracy hummed, grabbing her cellphone and taking a picture. "too bad Lou is on rehab!"

Jones crossed his arms as he raised an eyebrow smirking at his friend.

"I can explain that!" Carlos defended himself. "I was taking photoshopping lessons to make more Skoliver videos on Youtube!"

"and ye test it on E?!" Mal asked.

"L-let's just play the video already!" Evie chuckled nervously as she clicked the play button.

Couple: Victor Krane (Lab Rats) & Maleficent (Descendants)

Another dull day on the Isle of the Lost, another day to make other folks' lives miserable. Ironically it is also Valentines' Day, the day most people get together. Somehow Maleficent hadn't been in love much since...ever, her ex-husband was pathetic and weak.

At least that was what Maleficent thought.

"Hey have you heard? We're getting a couple of new villains shipped in today." Maleficent EQ gossiping to Jafar and Cruella.

"That's unusual, I thought all the villains were shipped here years ago!" Maleficent frowned.

"Well, word has it that one of the male villains tried to take over the world with a group of teenage robots!" Cruella added.

"Oh boy, looks like you're not gonna be the evilest of them all! Burnt!" Jafar taunted.

"Alright, here you go. Get out here!" a ship landed as the guard shouted.

3 men came out from the ship, surprising many of the residents.

One was tall with dark hair and looked like he was half robot (MegaHertz). The second was wearing a whole casted catsuit or god knows what (I don't know what outfit is what) and had a mask over the head (The Annihilator). The last one was bald with blue eyes and had wires across the head (Victor Krane).

"I like the second guy! I got dibs!" EQ exclaimed, before clinging onto the Annihilator.

"Uh who the heck are you?!" Annihilator asked, trying to shake off the Evil Queen.

"I'm the Evil Queen, but you can call me Mrs. Gunzenhowzer." EQ flirted.

"No thank you." Annihilator gulped, he is now having a fate worse than death.

"Rule number 1 about me: I NEVER take no for an answer." EQ stated, with enough authority in her voice to make the Annihilator wanna scream for help.

"Ugh! This place is barely electronical! At least in Mighty Max, we had wires to recharge myself!" Megahertz grunted. "WHO ON EARTH SUGGESTED TO SWITCH CELLS ANYWAY?!"

[Tracy: (whistles as she runs away)]

"You like spots?" Cruella asked Megahertz.

"No, but I like making superheroes see spots." Megahertz replied.

"You'll do just fine!" Cruella shrugged.

"And no female villains from where you're from?!" Jafar grunted.

"Unless you'd take Perry." Krane stated. "That woman is trying to marry Gao! Whom I could have taken control of 50 people with liquefied Bionics!"

"Well, you're on the Isle of the Lost now!" Maleficent welcomed them with a tone of sarcasm. "I'm basically the ruler of the Isle of the Lost, Maleficent, Mistress of All Evil."

"Well hello there tall, foxy and evil!" Krane went forward. "I'm Victor Krane, who tried to take over the world with my team of Bionic solders."

[Tracy: See, even Krane flirts better than you meathead! /Jay: HEY!]

"That was you? Well I kidnapped a prince and wasn't going to return him to his princess until he's dead." Maleficent stated, as the two started to chat.

"That is pure evil!" Krane smirked as he grabbed the back of Maleficent's hand and kisses it, leaving the Mistress of all Evil flushing. "and I turned 3 of my own kids into mindless solders and was going to take over the whole world with 97 other children!"

"I love a man with discipline! Maybe you could teach that to my daughter, Mal!" Maleficent purred back.

[Offset, we see Mal, Sebastian, and Taylor jaw-dropping, each looking revolted than the last]

"I'm sure she must be as beautiful as you." Krane stated. "Has anyone ever told you your eyes are as green as acid slimes?"

"Why thank you." Maleficent looked flattered. "and may I just say, your eyes are as blue as my goblins' veins when I choke them!"

Krane gestured out a hand as flames came out of it and destroyed a lamppost.

"And he shoots fire! Now that is hot!" Maleficent started to blush, like some lovestruck teenage girl.

"You can morph into a dragon, that is hotter!" Krane purred.

"We should take over the world again when this barrier breaks!" Maleficent stated.

[Mal: I think I'm gonna hurl! (throws up in a bucket)]

"And I'm the only one left out?!" Jafar grunted. "At least Jasmine was a fair kisser!"

[Evie: well we could always get Giselle!]/ [Jasmine (in Aurodon) starts throwing up all of a sudden]

"I have never been so in love with someone who hates the world as much as I do!" Maleficent purred.

"Yes, it's like we were meant to be!"

All of the sudden, some music started to flow inside. [Cue music]

"Where did that music come from?!" Jafar looked around, confused.

[Krane:]

Love was once a crazy dream,

Now it's my new evil scheme.

[Maleficent:]

And I'm as happy as can be,

Krane spotted a sinkhole in the middle of the road, he quickly kicked Jafar into the pit and gestured Maleficent to cross over. [Poor Jafar though]

[Both]

It's the age old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl.

We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world!

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff.

I found my other half, yes!

I've got an evil love!

Krane and Maleficent were seen throwing fireballs at King Beast's 'Be Good' sign. While we see Cruella and EQ chasing after Megahertz and the Annihilator behind.

[Krane:]

When our Bionic armies march

[Maleficent:]

to the beating of our hearts,

I'm as happy as can be!

[Both:]

It's the age old story:

How an evil boy meets an evil girl.

We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world!

Krane used his pyrokinesis to burn down the Beast statue and carved a heart with their names in it. Maleficent blushed as she smiled.

We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff.

You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!

Ooh-hoo!

Evil love!

"I know it's only been less than an hour we've met but would you take over the universe with me?" Krane got on one knee.

"Of course, we should tell my daughter right away! Count that as an engagement wedding!" Maleficent immediately agreed.

"SHE SAID YES!" Krane announced as everyone else cheered.

"Seriously?!" Prince Hans from Frozen grumbled. "It took me all evening and a song just to let Princess Anna say yes to my marriage proposal?! And it only took Krane half an hour and a 3 minute song to win her over?!"

"I THINK WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH! STOP! STOP!" Ben panicked as Evie stopped the clips.

"Uh oh, your mom is calling via face gap!" Tracy stated as Mal answered the face gap.

"Mal!" Maleficent called out.

"Sebastian? Taylor? Ah, there you two are!" Krane noticed his kids in the room.

"Well, my useless child, I have found somebody and he makes me hot-wired!" Maleficent purred at Krane who did the same back.

"Yes, we know." Mal forced a smile.

"and so I want you to know that Krane suggested we get engaged, and so we did!" Maleficent stated.

"WHAT?!" Mal, Taylor and Sebastian jaw-dropped.

"I suggest we take over the world for our honeymoon trip!" Maleficent suggested. "nothing says better family trip than going by ourselves, and grounding the kids!"

"Good idea, we can colonized the galaxies, one by one, spreading pain to other people!" Krane nodded. "Then we can execute Sleeping Beauty's family and use their heads as wedding guests' stools!"

"Wonderful!" Maleficent cried in joy. "then we can create our own new Bionic half dragon babies! What do you think of twins, one called Victoria after you, and one boy called Vincent?"

"Brilliant! You are as evil as you are beautiful!" Krane nodded. "Perhaps I can invite my old friend Isabella from the orphanage I grew up in?"

"Wait, you were in THAT orphanage?!" Tracy asked.

"I am not ready for this father-in-law!" Ben shook his head.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING STEP-FATHER IN LAW?!" Krane yelled. "Stop slouching and smiling all the time! You look like that Spin kid!"

"I love a man with temper." Maleficent purred.

"Wait, are you saying the rest of us are being ignored with new kids?" Mal asked her mother.

"Quite so." Maleficent nodded.

"I thought you said love is weak, mom?" Mal asked. Taylor was pretty much passed out and Sebastian had threw up on Jay's beanie.

"It is for you fools, but for me and Vicky, it's EVIL LOVE!" Maleficent clarified. "We've already gotten ready the guest list! Mal, Evie, you're bridesmaids along with Isabella and Chainsaw Chelsey! Sebastian is the ring bearer, Taylor you're the best man! Ben and Chase, you're the flower girls!"

"OH COME ON!?" Chase groaned from the restroom.

"Anything to get your parents' approval, Mal." Ben sighed as he smiled embarrassedly.

"Why am I the best man?" Taylor protested. "I AM NOT A MAN!"

"Your name is." Krane snorted. "and your tween pictures too."

"Ok, I think we've heard enough." Jones stopped the live call.

"I ship it." Evie commented in a dreamy tone.

"Me too, evil love is romantic." Tracy smiled. "sometimes, romantic guys are cute."

"Are you not hearing them?! They are going to kill us!" Jay yelled. "and wait, did you just say you like romantic guys?"

"Uh...nope." Tracy chuckled nervously.

"Evie, what ships are we gonna do next?" Carlos looked over.

"Let's see." Evie checked the schedule. "We're doing Adam and Sakura."

"NICE!" Tracy grinned.

Purpledolpin05: well doing Kraneficent was fun! XD

Tracy: The next couple would be a fun one, Adura! (squee!)

Jay: (mouths to Authoress) Can we do Jacy later?

Jones: Baby army, attack Jay!

Jackie, Chloe, January: (tackles Jay)

Evie: Uh…Carlos why do you have my pictures?

Carlos: uh…(blush)

Jones: Make sure to fave, follow, review or PM your ideas.

Lou: Look! I'm riding a dragon! (imagines it) OH NO! IT'S THE GNOME ARMY! (Strangles imaginary gnomes)

Tracy: Question of the chapter- Who's shipping Kraneficent? Did anyone like the other shipping moments? Who else feels bad for Jafar? And lastly, what do you think the Adura chapter would be about?

All: That's all for now. Please review and tell us what you think. Bye! *waves*