Be My Valentine!
Part VII: The Queen and The De Ville
Purpledolpin05: This ought to be a fun chapter to write. It's Carvie time! (Cue Lou coming out screaming in joy) Although I like Devie, but uh… (throws Doug's voodoo dol-I mean pictures into the fire) Carvie totally won me over in the books! Screw you Doug, screw you! Moving on, shout outs!
To DD4L:Thanks for the review. Spamie forever! I hope you'll like this chapter.
To TKDP: Thanks for your review. Spamie is gonna be endgame someday! Doy is the future Cupid in training! XD Hope you'll like this chapter!
To The Dreamer With A Passion: Thanks, Doy is amazing! He is gonna be good friends with Kura alright! Spin and Jamie aren't gonna be happy at who betrayed them! Hope you'll like this Carvie chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Disney Channel, Disney XD or DCOMs. TKDP owns Boji and Fang, and I own my Original Characters and all the weird random shippings going in my head. Enjoy!
"And…ACTION!" Authoress shouted as the cameras started rolling.
"Welcome back to 'Be My Valentine'! I'm Jones and this little kid is Doy." Jones seemed to be the only host acting casual.
Doy waved at the camera politely.
"That crazy fangirl is Lou from Bunk'd." Doy pointed over at Lou who was fangirling too much over her ships.
"That dude there is Jay." Jones pointed over at Jay who was trying to bolt up the doors to prevent Devie fans from entering.
"Red alert! Red alert! WE'VE GOT SOME CRANKY DEVIE FANS OUT THERE!" Tracy shouted into the mike. "Fang, Boji, I need backup! Send in the recruits!"
"For the last time! Carvie is better!" Lou shouted as she threw a chair out of the window.
"SKAZ AND DEVIE ARE ENDGAME!" Hazel (Bunk'd) hollered along with Chad Charming and Audrey.
"Is this normal here?" Doy asked Tracy.
"Meh, we've been through worse! Remember Caitlin and her mob of Jaylos and Chadam fans?" Jones asked as everyone shuddered.
"How could I not forget?!" Jay frowned. "She tied me and Carlos up onto a chair and was planning on being the officiate of the wedding!"
"JAYLOS IS ENDGAME!" Caitlin screamed, banging the screen of the laptop via live from Mighty Max.
"Turn it off! Turn it off!" Lou shrieked before Jones threw a chair at the screen, smashing it.
"Whoops, hope that wasn't expensive!" Jones blinked.
"Don't worry! Those are from Mr. Davenport's mirror room!" Authoress shouted from the end.
"WHAT?! YOU MIRROR MURDERER!" Donald shrieked from the breakroom.
"My cue to run! See ya!" Authoress stated as Tracy zipped open a portal before the Authoress herself ran into the portal.
"Are we gonna play the clips or not?!" Doy asked loudly, silencing everyone else.
"I like working with this guy!" Jones chuckled, pointing at Doy before he hit the play button.
Couple: Carlos De Ville & Evie Queen
Most unfortunate for Carlos, so far his Valentine Day hasn't been what he was expecting. After hosting with his friends and having a fight with Jones. It ended with the friend breaking a few of the De Ville's bones.
This was what happened when you involve a few kids (Jackie, Chloe, Horhay, Bret and Chet) dressed like zombies and Evie pushing Carlos into the hospital on a wheelchair.
"COMING THROUGH! COMING THROUGH!" Horhay shouted as the kids made way for Evie to push Carlos in the wheelchair.
But if you had Evie be the makeup artist of these kids who were having a school play about Hotel Transylvania, the makeup results are REALLY scarily convincing.
"Now remember, Old Myrtle has heart attack so we shouldn't let anything excite him!" Dr. Bridges told her co-worker, Philip (Mighty Med) gesturing at an old lady (the old woman Adam accidentally brought back from episode Which Father Knows Best) on a wheelchair wheezing.
"MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!" Bret and Chet (look like Zombie twins) shouted as they ran pass.
[Cue: The 5 kids, along with Evie pushing Carlos on a wheelchair with horror music in the background running in slow motion]
The old woman wheezed before she stood up and started running. Followed by Dr. Bridges and Philip, what is more shocking is that Granny Myrtle was winning.
Later…
Carlos sighed, apparently Jones had broken a few of his bones. Luckily, his injuries weren't so bad, after some delusional guy offered to use magic to mend his injuries but got his left leg boneless (Professor Lockhart) then this nurse Pomfrey someone sent over with this 'bone-growing' potion from some other school called Hog-whatever.
"This is so boring!" Carlos grumbled, he was stuck in his room for the rest of the day with no one but himself and Dude. "Why must Jones be so strong?!"
[Jones: Because I work out, I punch my sister on a daily basis! (Flexes arms)/ Tracy: (raises eyebrows) more like little lumps of sticks! I've seen Alan has more muscles than you, lil' bro!]
"Hey Carlos, how you feeling?" Evie asked, peeking a head in.
"Ok I guess, besides the fact my left leg feels like it's boneless!" Carlos replied in slight tone of sarcasm.
Dude quickly hopped down from Carlos' bed and quickly ran to Evie.
"Hey Dude, aren't you adorable today?" Evie cooed, cuddling Dude in her arms.
'Even without makeup, Evie still looks beautiful!' Carlos thought before he quickly shook his head. 'No! No! No! Evie probably likes Doug!'
"Hey Carlos, something wrong?" Evie noticed Carlos was blushing.
"Aren't you going back to the rest of the guys?" Carlos remembered as he asked.
"I was, but I got road-blocked by some Chadam fans." Evie rolled her eyes a bit. "Plus, Lou told me someone needs to check on you. It was either me or that creepy Connie."
[Authoress: Heck yeah! Creepy Connie likes everyone who looks like Luke, or just Luke]
Carlos quickly shuddered at the thought of his new creepy admirer who looks just like that Olive Doyle from ANT Farm.
"Since it's just the two of us here, what do you wanna do?" Carlos broke the awkward silence.
"Well, I was planning to just watch TV without the hosting going on." Evie shrugged a bit.
"Oh, what show are you gonna watch?" Carlos asked.
"Probably some reruns of Mighty Med." Evie sat on the edge of Carlos' bed, rubbing Dude in the belly.
"Cool! Maybe we can watch together! Y'know as friends!" Carlos offered. "Plus, the TV screen we have here is larger than the one in your room!"
"Sure, why not?" Evie smiled.
So, 3 hours passed in a flash, Evie and Carlos both watched Mighty Med premiering reruns, they both laugh and cry at scenes.
"It's such a shame Skylar turned evil, she has to kill Oliver, but she loves him so she couldn't do it!" Evie sighed romantically.
"Skoliver is definitely meant to be!" Carlos nodded.
"Well, Doug doesn't like Skoliver, he's always on team Skaz!" Evie rolled her eyes, seemed to be grumbling about Doug.
"Skaz is more like sibling-like bickering. Am I right?" Carlos tried to lighten up Evie's mood.
"Yeah! Can't some people see that Skylar and Oliver have better chemistry?!" Evie nodded.
"This is why you get me Carlos!" Evie giggled, patting Carlos on the shoulder. Carlos quickly blushed red.
"hey, what's this?" Evie noticed the pillow Carlos was lying against.
"Oh. This? It's the first pillow you gave me. Remember?" Carlos smiled embarrassedly.
"You still kept it?" Evie asked.
"Well, this was the very first pillow I ever had, I treasured it with all my life!" Carlos nodded.
[Jay: if only he knew Dude pees on it sometimes/ Tracy: Use your head, man, that's not C-Dog's pillow. That's YOURS!]
"That's really sweet." Evie flushed red a bit.
"So…how are things going with you and Doug? I haven't seen you talking to him much lately," Carlos asked. "Aren't you two dating or stuff?"
"Who? Doug?" Evie suddenly laughed. "No way! We aren't dating!"
"You're not?! But I saw you with him the other day at the Comic Con!" Carlos stuttered, he had saw Doug holding hands with 'Evie' at the Comic Con and were taking pictures of their comic book heroes.
"That was Doug alright, but I never said it was me he went to Comic Con with!" Evie smiled. "That's his new girlfriend, Lucia!"
[Lucia is portrayed by Sofia Carson in 'Further Adventures of Babysitting', so…Devie reversed. Headcannon accepted]
"Wait, how is it possible she looks JUST LIKE you?!" Carlos asked.
"This is Disney, everyone has a lookalike." Evie concluded as Carlos nodded. "Besides, Doug isn't really my type! I would never ever date Skazzer. I already like someone else"
"Oh…" Carlos looked disappointed before quickly hiding his emotions.
"That reminds me!" Carlos reached for his bagpack and took out a nicely wrapped present. "this is for you!"
"Thanks, Carlos, what is it?" Evie asked.
"Open it!" Carlos gestured as Evie open up the present.
It was a limited edition Skylar Storm and Oliver wedding plushie doll, a T-shirt that has an image of King Brady and Mikayla with words written 'Team Brakayla' and a notepad with an image of George and Cleo (Gleo).
"Oh my gosh! This is ADORABLE!" Evie gushed as she hugged the doll. "Where did you get all these?!"
"Uh…I joined this contest about this Disney XD shows Q and A, and this was one of the prizes. I thought it would be the perfect gift for you." Carlos scratched his hair blushing.
[I wish it was real though! I would KILL for all those shipping souvenir products!]
"That's really sweet." Evie looked away blushing a bit.
"It's nothing!" Carlos lied. "Anything to make a beautiful princess like you smile!"
'Crap! What did I just say?!' Carlos quickly covered his mouth.
"You're the most thoughtful boy I've ever met!" Evie complimented as they blushed.
"Happy Valentines' Day, Evie." Carlos smiled.
"Happy Valentines' Day to you too, Carlos!" Evie nodded politely as they hugged.
"I have to go now, I have some Chemistry homework to finish." Evie stood up and was about to leave,
"Ok." Carlos looked a bit disappointed.
Evie smiled before she gave Carlos a sudden peck on the cheek.
"Hope this would make you feel better!" Evie winked before she left the room.
Carlos blushed red as he touched his cheek smiling like an idiot.
Clips Ended
"SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP!" Lou cheered loudly.
"It's good thing they didn't know I placed a recording camera on Dude's collar!" Jones chuckled.
"That was so cute!" Doy giggled.
"I know right? We got rid of Devie! And started Ducia!" Tracy whooped. "IN YOUR FACE FILTHY SKAZZERS!"
"Nothing will defeat Skaz!" Lucia and Doug shouted from the outside.
"How the hell did they get here?!" Jay asked.
"Don't worry, I called backup," Jones shrugged. "LOAD THEM IN, FANG!"
"Hope these pups won't be a mess to clean after." Boji sighed a bit.
Fang loaded down a truck loaded with wolf pups, along with a girl who looks like Sakura (All are future OCs, the pups are TKDP's OCs, and Harumi is my OC)
"CHARGE!" Pip the young pup announced as an avalanche of wolf pups, and one half cat girl attacked the Skazzers.
"So…which couple we doing next?" Jay broke the silence.
"Gleo," Tracy replied before Lou fangirled hard again.
"Honestly, when are we gonna do Jacy?!" Jay complaint.
"One more word, and I will shut your mouth!" Tracy warned, flushing red.
"Oh you mean your mouth on mine?" Jay teased before Tracy punched his arm.
"I like it when you're playing hard to get!" Jay smirked a bit.
"I don't play hard to get, I AM hard to get!" Tracy rolled her eyes, hiding a small smile.
"JAY! STOP HITTING ON MY SISTER!" Jones yelled, before whistling and launching his baby army and the pups on Jay.
"That's actually normal here?!" Doy asked as Tracy shrugged.
"CARVIE! CARVIE KISS SCENE! IMMA KEEPING THIS TAPE WITH ME FOREVER!" Lou cheered as she bounced up and down.
Purpledolpin05: Thanks for filling in, Doy! Here's some candy for you!
Doy: Ok! Bye guys! Bye Joy!
Jay: It's JAY! JAY!
Jones: XD
Lou: Make sure to fave, follow, review or PM your ideas
Tracy: Question of the chapter- Did anyone liked the hospital scene? What did you guys think of the Carvie scenes? Anyone else shipping Doug/Lucia? Lastly, what do you think the Gleo chapter would be about?
All: That's all for now. Please review and tell us what you think. Bye!