Be My Valentine!
Part XVI: Long Distance
Purpledolpin05: This one's dedicated to my fellow Scarion shippers! I've been meaning to work on this couple for a while since I ship them as much as I ship Scarlett/Wolf from the Lunar Chronicles! Anyway, back to review shout outs from the previous chapter:
To The Dreamer With A Passion: Thanks for the review, yeah the Jou ship is one of the top cutest ships so far. Hope you will like this chapter.
Purpledolpin05: Alright, Scarlett, do the disclaimer, please!
Scarlett: Fine! This authoress here doesn't own any of the characters from Disney or any of her friends' OCs; or Billy from Stranger Things. She only owns her OCs so whatever. Enjoy!
Inspired by: Long Distance by Bruno Mars
"I feel like you only update for about 3 to 5 chapters per year every February." Tracy turned to the authoress.
"Yeah, well ideas don't come cheap, hon. That, and this story is only updated every February for the Valentines' Day mood." The authoress rolled her eyes, handing the OC the script to get ready for broadcasting.
"That also explains why you hadn't update that Halloween fic you promised me two years ago." Tracy added.
"Ok, I have WRITERS' BLOCK! I would write more but I am partly scared of Isabella invading my dreams!"
"Thank you for the compliment." Isabella shouted back from the Rec Room.
"AHHHH!" Cues the Mighty Med gang screaming from the other side of the hall.
"HEY! VILLAINS CELEBRATE VALENTINES' DAY TOO!" Zachary Diaz yelled, before throwing a pipe bomb into where Kaz, Oliver and Skylar were. (Alan was half spared because he was somewhat nice to the 'Diaz' cousins, and the Twins just find Gus plain weird, and Jordan want nothing to do with the drama)
"I know, that's why I am preparing Chocolate Dipped Hearts for my man, Billy." Isabella swooned a bit.
"Billy? We talking about Billy Hargrove? Stranger Things tried to kill Steve Harrington-and flirted with Mrs. Wheeler-Billy?" Evie paused for a moment before she asked.
"That's my beau." Isabella giggled.
"I AM NOT YOUR BEAU!" Billy yelled from the Stranger Things realm portal Tracy conveniently left open. "YOU'RE 13, I'M 18!"
"I'm an immortal, and I'm mature for my age!" Isabella whined.
"Chocolate Hearts, you say? Are you dipping marshmallows or cookies?" Lou tried to make a friendly chat.
"Nope, actual hearts of every other women who made eyes at my man." Isabella opened up a sack and hurled in some hearts torn out of decomposed former lovers of Billy into a lava-hot cauldron of chocolate.
"THAT IS DISGUSTING!" Carlos exclaimed in disgust.
"and he is going to love it." Isabella nodded, before skipping into the kitchen humming to 'Helpless'.
"Just let her be happy. It's the first time she's been this happy or in love since…Lord Sebastian! And we ALL know how that crush turned out." Zachary stated.
"Note to self, find some time to write IsaBilly." The authoress wrote down on a memo pad.
"Next up, kill Karen Wheeler for cheating on her family and stealing my man!" Isabella hummed from the kitchen, before walking into the Stranger Things world.
"Should we stop her?" Jay asked.
"I don't know, but we can't delay the broadcasting, Karen's life can wait!" the authoress shrugged. "And we are on in 5!"
"And…action!" the authoress shouted.
"What up, party people! This is Jones to C-Dog." Jones greeted the camera.
"It's Carlos." Carlos stated
"Whatever, Dalmatian freckles." Jones snickered.
"I SHIP JONELOS!" Caitlin screamed from the other side of the hall (Tracy quadruple-locked the room)
"NO!" Evie yelled over, pulling a lever that dumps Caitlin into a spiky cave underneath the room.
"I REGRET NOTHING! YOU SHOULD READ MY JONELOS RATED M FICS!" Caitlin screamed out.
"CAN WE MUTE HER?!" Tracy turned to the authoress.
The authoress snapped her fingers before Caitlin was silenced.
"I just forgot to soundproof the room." The authoress shrugged, "carry on!"
"I'm Tracy, this here is Jay." Tracy nodded, gesturing towards Jay.
"I'm her future husband!" Jay joked.
"Not yet, you're not!" Tracy snorted.
"you said YET, I still have a shot. Right? Right?" Jay teased her.
"Get a room, lovers!" Evie teased over. "I am Evie Queen"
"And I am Lou Wilcox, I MEAN Hawkhauser!" Lou was still in a daze after her first kiss with Josh.
"Aww, how cute." Evie giggled.
"It was an honest mistake!" Lou blushed.
"Alright, so today we'll be looking at Scarlett and Experion!" Carlos announced.
"But they have never met in cannon!" Jay pointed out.
"But on Caldera, they did. GET OVER WITH IT!" Jones stated.
"I mean, I kind of quoted them as 'Experion, be the Wolf to her Scarlett'. Ever since then, I have shipped them a lot." Tracy nodded.
"Let's just roll the clips!" Jones called out before he started to play the clips.
~Couple: Scarlett De Leon x Experion Hiiro~
Experion made sure no one was following him before he headed into the AV room to 'borrow' the webcam that contacts the Isle of the Lost.
He bolted the doors shut and locked the doors. Whew, now that the coast is clear…
Experion went to the webcam, before typing in some coding.
"Connect to Isle of the Lost's Mainstream!" Edie's voice responded. [Hey look, it's Eddy's girlfriend Edie! *cheers*]
"…Call…Scarlett De Leon." Experion instructed.
Meantime…
Scarlett, daughter of Scar and Ursula, was sitting in front of Serpent Prep's AV room, she had been waiting for the call for a couple of hours now.
Not that she cares (she hardly sees her mother, since she dotes on her half-brother, Alan Diaz more; and her father has multiple children with his lady friends. But most of the time, she was more of the Forgotten Villain Child), but it was Experion calling over. Usually they would be discreet and call each other via their watch-phones. But they needed some quality face to face time.
"Incoming video-call…Incoming Video-Call!"
"Accept." Scarlett answered the call.
"Hello? Scar? Is that you?" Experion asked, trying to see if the camera was working.
"It's me, dummy." Scarlett chuckled a bit. "Hi Expi."
"I hadn't seen you in so long." Experion smiled at his girlfriend. The two were secretly dating up until Experion and his brother Trent were transferred to Auradon Prep. While Experion was away, Scarlett had built up her own Resistance Pirate Crew, consisting of Troy (son of Hans from Frozen), her half-sister, Sheena (Daughter of Scar, KC Undercover. They aren't as close but they still talk sometimes and respect their father), not to mention their distant members (Skeeter was their intern/scientist, Abby their undercover agent, and another half-sister of Scarlett's, Ursula (from KC undercover))
"I could say the same thing." Scarlett chuckled. "Looks like Auradon has taken a toll on you."
"It's just an act, if I need to convince these people I am one of them, I might as well go big or go home." Experion replied in sarcasm.
"Figures. You've never changed one bit." Scarlett smiled a bit, glad that her boyfriend was doing ok.
"Speaking of Auradon, how's it going with the Traitors?" Scarlett asked.
"Eh, traitorously becoming more Auradon-like." Experion nodded, "like the other day, there was this one obnoxious guy called Todd Stetson tried to flirt with Sakura; and then she and Adam started to beat him up for making inappropriate comments about 'Adam's girl'."
"Wow, it's been like 17 years already, why can't those two just get together?" Scarlett nodded. She lowkey ships Adam and Sakura because those two were already 'a couple' even back on the Isle, despite Adam used to flirt with many, many women.
"They are taking things slow. Real slow. Tortoise slow. I am talking CENTURIES slow." Experion nodded.
"Eh, it's not shocking." Scarlett smiled a bit, before the two started to chat. Normal stuff, like school life, what has been happening with their peers. They were talking more like a normal couple instead of their usual diabolical plans to rule over Auradon as a power couple.
"I actually miss you. I wish you were here with me." Experion admitted.
"I missed you too. I wish you were here on the Isle. We could get into tons of trouble like we used to. Remember when we pretended to be a demon to scare Vice Principal Facilier?" Scarlett asked before they laughed.
"You're the only person that understands me, Expi. You're the only person I could confine my parents' issues to." Scarlett admitted.
"I know, it's never been easy for you. Since your parentage is rather…messy and you're not fully accepted by your mother. But just so you know, I will always be there for you. If you want someone to talk to." Experion assured her.
"Thank you." Scarlett smiled back.
"I…need to get out soon before I get caught." Experion sighed.
"So soon?" Scarlett groaned a bit.
"We'll be together soon." Experion assured her, "Soon, we'll be able to see each other again."
"Ok. But you better fill me in soon regarding the Jewel-Bilee plans." Scarlett nodded. "but don't get distracted by those shameless Auradon princesses."
"Oh please! The girls here are pretty no doubt. But they are not you. They aren't as determined and down to earth, fiery and chilled, wild yet reserved. No girl could ever replace what you mean to me." Experion told her.
Scarlett's face turned as red as her name itself. That was…really sweet of him.
"Can we kiss?" Experion asked. "I would have loved to kiss you face to face, but I don't know when we'll be seeing each other anytime soon."
"Sure." Scarlett thought for a moment before they leaned in to the computer…and kissed. [Based from Liv and Maddie when Maddie and Diggy kissed via laptop screen]
"I'll talk to you soon." Experion blushed.
"Sure, bye, Expi" Scarlett nodded, hiding her flustered face.
This long-distance relationship wasn't easy, but an ocean and a thousand miles isn't going to keep those two lovers apart!
~End Clips~
"THAT WAS SO ROMANTIC!" Lou exclaimed.
"I so ship them." Evie agreed.
"Those two are as evil and in love as Krane and Maleficent." Jones claimed.
Everyone quickly shuddered uncomfortably whenever Krane or Maleficent are mentioned.
"Well, there is no shame at admitting evil villains can be capable of love too!" Tracy shrugged a bit.
"Well spoken, Tracy!" Isabella called out from the kitchen. "Now if you will all excuse me, I have to get ready for my date with Billy."
"It is less of a date and more of a hostage takeover in a romantic setting." Billy responded with sarcasm in his voice.
"Isn't he gorgeous?!" Isabella turned to Tracy.
"I would say he's looking alright; but I do not want to offend you, and because I might have find both Roman and Jay attractive. He's your beau, have at it." Tracy nodded.
"Wait, you just said you find me attractive?!" Jay paused for a moment before he leaned close to the girl.
"I SAID I MIGHT HAVE!" Tracy blushed a bit, before pushing Jay away.
"Yeah, I am still wondering who Mal's dad is." Carlos nodded.
"And I still don't get why most people think HADES is Mal's father. Do they not understand the concept of Mal being HALF HUMAN HALF FAIRY?! Besides, I am on Team Hades/Persephone all the way!" the authoress called out.
"Perhaps that's why you've been thinking it could be one of the will o' wisps?" Carlos asked.
"Mal's father could be Mor'du! Think of it, he was a foolish mortal who is greedy for power that he made a deal with the Woodcrafter Witch. It is possible!" the authoress added, "besides, some people don't seem to get that if Hades were Mal's father, she would have been a demigoddess! But she is part HUMAN! Mortal. Non-mythic! Besides, in Rotten to the Core, I saw this one kid wearing a bear-like hat!"
"SO, which couple will we be doing next time?!" Lou asked before anything gets chaotic.
"Drumroll!" Evie exaggerated before Carlos drummed his fingers.
"Jenny and Bob!" Evie announced.
"Can't wait." Tracy giggled.
"This mushiness is killing me." Jones rolled his eyes.
"See you guys in the next chapter." the authoress nodded.
"By next chapter, you mean next year." Jones snorted
"Well this story is supposed to be for February only." The authoress shrugged, "since I usually take my time on writing other stories or new stories."
"Speaking of which, do you think you could ever write a scene for me and Feisty on some quality alone time?" Jay asked.
"Not if I am still writing for rated T and under." The authoress snickered. "Never gonna write an M rated story anytime soon."
"and YET, you made up an AU where Roman and Tracy are Jayden's parents." Lou rolled her eyes.
"Let's not forget the fact that it was an AU where Roman and Tracy did more than just interrogating!" Carlos nodded.
"WOAH OKAY, THIS IS GETTING FROM RATED T TO M!" Tracy blushed deep red.
"Or a deleted where in The Attack, Roman and Tracy were supposed to make out and Roman gives her-" Evie read from a small notepad of deleted ideas, before the authoress snatched the book back and yelped.
[But then I decided that Tracy and Roman's romance won't be like hormones-obsessed teenagers and takes their romantic private life slow. I am talking centuries slow.]
"…YOU WHAT?!" Jay freaked out.
"Is that my assignments I hear? Yup, must be homework time. I would LOVE to stay and chat, but duty calls! SEE YA!" the authoress quickly ran out of the studio.
"GET BACK HERE! SO YOU CAN THINK UP FOR A DOZEN KISS SCENES FOR ROMAN AND NONE FOR ME?!" Jay yelled over, before going after the authoress.
"WELL IN CANNON YOU ARE MATCHED WITH LONNIE!" the authoress yelled.
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE LONNIE THAT WAY!" Jay yelled, "which part of 'Feisty is MINE' do you not understand?!"
"That's all for today! Thanks for reading this drama stuff." Jones shrugged, looking at the screen.
"Feel free to fave, follow and tell us what you think down below." Lou nodded.
"See you all next chapter. Or next year." Carlos shrugged.
"Have a nice day." Evie waved at the screen.
"Eh it's probably a nicer day than the authoress is having right now." Tracy blushed a bit.
"TRACY/AUTHORESS?!" Caitlin screamed.
"CAITLIN NO!" Everyone yelled. [and Tracy is basically 80 percent me IRL, except for the powers, the love triangle drama]
"WHY NOT?! I ALREADY SHIP ROMAN/JAY!" Caitlin hissed, before Jones unleashed his shadow pups at her.