~ Shards of Emerald ~
The Sunny only had one bathroom and a line was forming outside it because Hancock had been in there so long that half the crew was waiting for their turn to get in there. It had been the entire crew at one point, until Brook reasoned that he could brush his teeth in a different location and Zoro, Franky, and Usopp had given up on acting like civilized human beings and peed over the side of ship instead.
Finally, after over two hours of waiting, the door slowly creaked open and the Snake Princess stepped out.
"What took you so long?" Luffy asked, sounding mildly irritated. "Were you pooping?"
"Luffy, you can't just a woman that!" Sanji protested.
"Sorry, did I keep you waiting?" Hancock said, blushing. If it were anyone but Luffy she were speaking to, she wouldn't have bothered apologizing. "And yes, it was a four-flusher."
"Don't answer him!" Nami snapped.
But Hancock paid no attention to the navigator as she continued to discuss the details of the humongous dump she'd taken with Luffy, who seemed to be fascinated by the subject.
~oOo~