For some weird impression and the from the very same one she couldn't expressed to herself, Tenten felt like she heard a noise from afar as she looked away from the herring and heated soba noodles, and with heated vegetables through the noodles. Not to mention there was an untouched sake bottle in the mddle of the brown table. She ate at the table she shared with Neji as they both ate together with him sitting down to her left side. When her eyes shifted up at the window in wonder.
Or more with shiver. It sounded more like a man's own screaming after he gotten himself punched and had been thrown somewhere inside onto some place. And from some feeling, this very same place had some light over. Which meant that the noise had come up from there.
"What? What's wrong?" Neji had started up the conversation when he noticed that something about her was off.
"Damn, didn't you heard that?" She whispered back still in the alerting mood. Damn. She should've had bought curtains and when she had the chance, but didn't. And neither did her boyfriend.
"Heard what?" Her boyfriend had no idea or unless, he didn't much cared about it.
"From the appartement accross from us." Tenten whirled back with her long and damp hair that fell onto her shoulders, from the bath water from earlier and right back as she faced Neji who kept on swallowing his noodles as he waited. "Someone had been yelling up!" But the ex-branch member's expression didn't changed.
"I didn't heard anything..." He shrugged back not even interested at all, but she kept insisting here.
"Like a man screaming up-"
"Must be Mr. Kastuhara. That old neighbour that lives below Naruto and Hinata's appartement." Neji had raised up an eyebrow at her reaction and cleared up his throat. "The old man must be having an hallucination or a cramp, and he believes that they are the problem.."
"Seriously, Neji?" Her eyes went wide here with panic when Neji had almost dropped his chopsticks onto his plate, here. But kept straight up with the face here. Well, unless, this Mr. Kastuhara person had a death wish with her boyfriend's most expenside death glare onto leaving his cousin, husband and baby alone.
"Nope. I'm not." The dark long haired man had revealed back as he shook his still drenched head, sarcastictly but still sexy. When his face looked annoyed as he rassembled his brown noodles together with his chopsticks. "The old man is just overeacting. That's all." He added up before putting the noodles into his mouth.
"It sounded like he was screaming for bloody murder, you know?" Tenten had brought back to the real subject, here."And I don't mean an old man, but a younger one.." But still, Neji shook up his head in denial and took a sip from his drink.
"Now, you know why I've decided to move and live up here." He swallowed and cleared his throat, before he followed back. "Cause, if it had been the other way, Naruto would been dead."
"Really, Neji.." That was just sounding out of hand here. He just gave her an annoyed remarking expression when she frowned back at his face.
"Just answering your question." He defended back in self defense as he pushed himself back to his chair and exhaled before he took his water glass and took a sip. "And by the way, I kinda like the way you've dressed up with my shirt here. Which you've stoled it up from me." He lifted up his eyes to the shirt, she had secretely stole from him after she dried and toweled her long damp hair. He could still remember or rethinking from the way she stepped out from the bathtub, like a female panther. He felt a smirk reaching out to his features as he gave her a playfull stare towards her attirance and the way her curves were embracing his shirt.
And to which she noticed from the way he looked back at her with desire. She gave him a smirk. As her chocolate orbs had accepted the challenge he gave her and made her feel sensual, here. To what it didn't much helped, as she lamely unbuntonned a button from his shirt. That made her espose herself and showing up a bit of her skin thinking she could drive him nuts.
And the poor guy could hardly stay quiet as his foot was starting tapping down onto the floor.
Hormones had gone nuts here. Good. She couldn't help it but to release a big smirk onto her face. He still wanted a few and especially, what just had happened earlier, at the bathroom.
"I didn't. It just looked lonely and it does has your scent.." She tested him back with a innocent smelled just like him. Strong and male. Even the sweat from this last training evening was still through his clothes. but yet, his prensence was marked through them all.
"Which it might have yours now and all over."
"Something to remember about." Who wouldn't to remember his scent as a gift? She would.
"Or probably to keep in for good luck.." His eyes looked back up at her with a grin. Sensual. Still sensual from the earlier event when the two of them had nice moment in the bathub. An very relaxing moment. Lovemaking after all the stress, she made him go with at the pharmacy store when he was forced to buy special 'items'. If they wanted and keeping on wanting safe sex. And here they were, she was wearing his shirt that looked too large for her, while he decided to stay half naked from his exposed and scarred torso, here. But it made him give the look of a surviving warrior, which he was and looked amazingly sexy and handsome definally, without his headband here.
Amazingly sexy. Dirty ideas were making their way into her mind and so much that she was slowly munching up her chopsticks, looking almost weird. But was completely in out of space. And close to drool or wasn't she?
And Neji seemed to understand the way her eyes gave him an amused and cluless look..
"Tenten?"
"Yeah?"
"You're chewing up your chopsticks, now.." He blurted out when he put an green pepper into his mouth as she almost had swallowed out her chopsticks away in, when he told her to step back from dreamland, here.
SPAT!
And had spat right onto her plate with a cough. And to which it almost made him laugh here just the sound. It was just priceless!
"Gargh! Neji!" She cursed back within her breath as she took out her napkin and wipped out her mouth which made him snort when he tried so hard to not laugh onto her cursing language or more coming from the sound she made when he heard her spitting here.
"It'll teach you a lesson to take a peek over at me, you know?" He replied back, amused when deep down he tried to stay under control. Calm down or else he might get all choked up too.
"Can't help it, if you're not wearing anything else on but your dark boxers! Be happy, I didn't nosebleeded onto you-"
"Well, you were the one who got there in the bathtub, sitting all there and with nothing on.." He looked back up at her wide eyes with a smirk and knowing his undenied exposure here made her go all red, here."You've almost gave me an heart attack, over there."
"Heart attack? Look who's talking, here! You're the one whom had jumped up first into the bath and had nearly made me go all wild."
"Oh, didn't you? You looked pretty sure, before when you've had seen walking up over there. For sure."
"I did said that I was gonna give you an hot and soaked bath-"
"But you didn't told me, you were also gonna be into it.." He finished back the line for her with a tease through his voice as he crunched onto a carot. And to hear it coming it from him, made her chuckle as she figured her own mess through it. Neji had made her feel better from the earlier events she faced before coming here.
Tenten hadn't expected it when she was walking around the village and yet had bumped up onto her own mother, earlier and before the sun had come after she had talked up with Naruto in his office. Coming from the few people Konoha ninjas had rescued, Lien Meiling, may have been an beautiful woman as an courtesan and actress from her young days but not as much when Tenten had seen her once again five years ago due the time of the fourth war and now, just a few hours before Neji had stepped back into the appartement and found her in the bathtub here, completely soaked and sensual. And yet, Tenten didn't wanted to meet her or reconecting contact with her ever again. Not even this night. After all the dark and middle aged woman had dropped her away and never had once looked back to find her, ever again. Until eighteen years later, when Lien had found her along with other ninjas as they've been looking for survivors whom made it out from the war, afterwards.
But still. Tenten refused and stated she wasn't impressed. After all the woman had eighteen years to find her, but couldn't go back to find her. Because it would have been too hard for an unmarried woman to be seen with a infant under the eyes of the village and it would had been ashamed of it. Lies. It was all lies, her mother didn't had the biggest damn to comeback and reclaim her as own and precious child. No. She only cared about herself, and despite having learn from the hard way, Tenten had learned to accept it, from the way it had been. And seeing Lien at the village and from where she worked as a fortuneller, it was no surprise to hear that the old woman was now earning her way by telling people their fortunes and by stealing their money as well. Despite putting a brave face right in front of her, there was an important and unceasing pain that Tenten wasn't able to erase. This woman is just a joke and wants you as a trophy to hang over with her collection. Nothing more but as a trophy.
"Sorry, but like I said; no. I don't need your help. I am completely better off without it, and besides, I managed to earn it on my very own way." She recalled back after she watched the woman stepping out of the store when she tried to catch her back when she swipped away. The old and tired woman was in a mess despite her make-up that had started to melt down of her dark brown eyes. Her stricted made up bun that held up her long dark hair onto her head with a bloosom flower pin. Her red purple flourished up with a blue long dragon onto the left side of her long dress. To what held and embraced her slim curves. Once elegant but not fit even it all put together with a dark purple belt. She looked up to be frustrated, here when she faced up her daughter. Yes, frustrated, not disappointed.
"You can't be serious, Tiang Tiang-"
"It's Tenten, by the way. Thanks for the offer, but there would be no need.." She cut her back. No use of her written name when she had always been used to the one that people named and called her. Friends and family, were a priority and the one ones whom she had been always grateful, including Neji who loved her for who she is; inside and out and still without any of her so-forgotten mother's own help.
She became her own person, on her own terms and hadn't become crazy or whatever. Unlike a certain troubled Uchiha..
"It's been over twenty-three years, that I haven't seen you! Let me have the chance to get to know you!" Lien Meiling had begged back. An whimp sound that did not reached out to her eyes.
"Yeah, right. You could have had the choice if you hadn't dropped me away and ran like a thief." Tenten had nodded back her head up to the store to where Lien worked."Just like you're doing now, at the moment."
"I'm not a thief!"
"Says, the liar who bites and pays off its tongue to feed off people's minds." Tenten had spat back when Lien had backstepped back as if her words had triggered a weak point. "I'm capable to take care of myself now. I had a goal and had made it on my own. I have friends and family. A great but crazy sensei and people that had respected me for who I am today. Not a joke." Just like you've been and still are.
"Are you married, at least?" An such traditonal question as if she would care when the shinobi woman just shook up her head with a frown.
"No, but I'm seeing someone, although." And she wouldn't want to put Neji or anybody else onto her speech but by trying to get them away from the humiliation. And not to Neji whom had already know the truth from the way her roots had come along from an small and isolated village as an transported orphan kid to the Konoha's orphanage household.
"Tiang Tiang, you're gonna regret this. Denying your own flesh blood and a mother who still loves you-" Lien may lie through her teeth as she pointed back to Tenten who kept onto shaking her head. Not letting her lies going through her head.
"If you had, maybe. But I woudn't talk so fast, if I were you." And then, Tenten made her way and out of Lien's working place and as she didn't wanted to admit to herself, it did hurted when she could have had heard Lien telling her, one last time before she was as far.
"I heard you were hooking up with that young Hyuuga man, and if I were you, I wouldn't let my hopes getting hasty about it! Don't waste it, over them! They're all cold hearted and selfish-" But she kept shaking up her head and ran away before she could let the echoes from these words penetrating up through her head when Neji had called her back, waking her up from her reverie. Letting her coming back onto the present where she sat with her hot and half naked boyfriend at the table and whom had gave her a look of concern, here. Not cold. He wasn't cold anymore towards anyone here. But warm and with a good and brave heart. A brave man who would put himself in harm for the people he loved and cared. Which she would have done the same as well, if things had been reversed. And loved him hard depite the sex thing going on after she moved in.
And to which she kept enjoying it, and now that he was finally free, he could do anything he ever wanted without giving a damn care of what other people thought.
"Tenten?" Neji waved back at her thoughtful expression as she blinked back and dropped down her chopsticks onto her plate. Making her look like an idiot, here. When he knocted his eyebrows in wonder, here.
"Mn?"
"Wouldn't you mind by telling me; what's been bothering you, lately?" Tell him what? Unless he had already figured out.
"What do you mean?"
"You know, what I mean.." Neji pushed his plate away from his sight as he rested his elbows onto the table as he leaned over and stared her back. Almost hard. Despite his chest puffing out, broadly."I've heard you crying when I've almost walked into the bathroom. Is something wrong?"
Crying? No. If so, then why was she close enough to cry here? Maybe, because you do realize now that you're lucky. Lucky to end off with a good man like him. Your teamate, friend and lover. A man who loves you. Just like Neji. she rubbed off her eyes and shook off her head in denial.
"Don't worry, about it. I'm sure.." She had assured him back hoping it would simply fade away the bad thinking of what she had been thinking with her unbalanced mother. But Neji had been called a genius before, so a simple thing like that wouldn't simply fade away unless she told him what he wanted to hear. Neji just shook his head, still looking uncertain. As his eyes tried to understand her thoughts when she smiled back at him.
"Doesn't look like it, to me.." Smart as always. Her boyfriend had always been one of the few kind to read a person like a book and with these lavender eyes, here. There was no mistakes. And Neji was different from the others Hyuugas of his clan. He was way nicer and brave, and not to forget. Funny and sexy.
Ten times sexier than Sasuke had ever been. Even better now. She made sure of it. Grateful over that fact, Tenten sniffed back when she laid her hand onto his.
"I'm just happy to be here with you." And she truly was. To which he took as an understatement as he squeezed her grasp, when his lavender eyes warmed up at her watering chocolate ones.
She was an proud ninja and her partner had always reminded her of that. Loved her for that and to who she really was, inside and out. And her mother, in all this? Wasn't as close to even know her better than Neji was capable of it.
...
And while Neji and Tenten were having a good time, Naruto or Sasuke didn't had so much as they were doing at the meantime when they were having supper together and to the same time as Naruto was trying to warm up the rest of the food that Hinata had left for him and his rival friend.
"Damn, women. Damn, Hyuuga women-" Sitting at the diner table with a bruised purplish face from the left side with an huge bandage onto his nose, the ex-revenger was mublering to himself and had been pissed from the way he had been attacked not by one but two women in a day.
Oh Boy!
"Come on, don't be a baby. I already have one and I don't need an second whinning around like a girl in my loft, you know?" Naruto just groaned back a few hours later when he was peeking into the fridge and up to the freezer. Other than ice cubes and strawberry and chocolate ice-cream into it. There were a few frozen vegetables bags, but no ice bags around. He went looking through it after he managed to warm the four pieces of gyoza and green pepper up onto the frying pan that was starting to boil up onto the stove. Good and hopefully, he wouldn't burn them up.
Nah.
He needed to prove himself that he could also live without ramen for a single second. Even if Hinata told him to go onto a diet. His eye looked up to the direction where the frozen vegetables bags and made a face to it.
Well I guess these stuff would probably do the work-
"Got myself slammed by the door from the youngest brat and punched by the older one. Which is your wife, by the way. And by one arm and up fist onto my face! Dobe!" The raven haired man had pointed his face. His bad and shut eye was bruised by the door's slapping along with his cheek. But his covered up nose was bruised up from the punch he had taken from Hinata. A pretty much strong Hinata, than he'd remembered before. And boy, hadn't she changed up? She sure did. Naruto wouldn't even dare to imagine what could've had happened if a third Hyuuga would have done. If Sasuke had gotten himself punched by Neji..His own friend would be calling up for mercy here.
"And that punch-"
"That's called the twin lion fist, Hinata had told me. And she had gotten even better at it. Neji had helped her to train it when I was around with missions.." Naruto had followed up after he decided to take an frozen vegetables bag from the freezer and shut it back down."Even was capable to punch Kiba and Sai out onto the ground, once. By accident." He walked out to the table where an still pissed and damp Sasuke was looking up at him, with his bruised up face."What? You don't believe me? Ask Neji, he had been there when she overeacted, back at the Hyuuga household when Kiba, Sai and I were visting Neji, before-"
"Hn. Yeah. Still a pain onto the ass.."
"Well, sorry to let you know this, but; let's just say that Hinata isn't quite the same after giving birth."
"Like?"
"Well, it's hard to explain. Sometimes, she's doing good and the other way, not so good. Ino says it's quite a weird depression to understand, you know?"
"Nope. I don't." Of course, he doesn't. A man doesn't go into that stuff after giving birth. Probably might never. It's all a woman's job. No wonder, nobody can understand their pain or whatever they say like bullshit.
"It'll probably take a while, and maybe after Boruto grows out of his teething thing.."
"He still has that? The brat is what, seven months-"
"Not yet. And I think, that once I'll have a chance and if I'm not too busy, Hinata and I would go and ask Ino to check him up. That dude's crying has been weird lately and has been giving us headaches-"
"Go and ask Ino? Why don't you just bring him up to Sakura-"
"Sorry, can't."
"The hell, why?"
"She's too busy. The hospital has an out of control flu epedimic, over there. She can't even get out till it's out clear.." The blond haired man pushed the frozen vegetable bag right up onto his eye as it made Sasuke groan like a idiot."It says to be that nobody can't reach up to anybody else from the outside word from now on."
But that was quite of a lie. Cause, there was no flu epedimic, but it was more of an excuse to put Sasuke away from Sakura's sight and since Naruto was being an honoroble and such good friend, he decided to take the good plundge. Such of a good friend and the guy had deserved to get his face bruised, here. Like I've thought; never mess with the Hyuuga sisters!
"Flu?" He mumblered back as he took the frozen bag and putted onto the bruised side of his face, with a tired and annoyed grunt.
"Yep." But Naruto kept on with the good lie. Didn't mattered if he was blown out or not, it was willing of a try.
"You've got to be kidding me! There can't be any flu epedimic, right now!" No, there wasn't. But since Sakura probably doesn't want to see him or to even jump at the sight of him, it was a good risk to take and even if he tried to attack him again, he could go and kiss his own pretty ass goodbye. Which meant back into jail.
"Nope. I'm not. Now you know why Sakura can't reach up to any of us without a reservation!"
"Even if you're her friend?"
"Even if we're a friend of an very busy nurse. we can't." Naruto had clearified it. Or more because, Sakura wouldn't want to see him walk around with a certain Uchiha man. It'll be too hard to handle. Dealing up with a man that had broke up your heart, too many times. Even since then, Sakura hadn't been ready to forgive Sasuke from the time he had been running away, many years ago.
And coming from the war, when she had seen many people dying under her watch. Almost losing Neji once. Sakura wasn't willing to forgive Sasuke, any time easier. Not after, the brutal move he made up onto her after she gave him too many times for him to comeback, peacefully. Not to forget, he did tried to kill her once. But not this time.
The dumbass needed to do it on his own and as long it come up from his heart. His own and nobody's else. Nobody else's help. Despite being his friend, Naruto had known that Sasuke would have to do it on his own. If he wanted to conquer Sakura's heart, once again.
"Look. I think we need to do this the right way, and if Boruto is feeling weird and that we don't know about it. Then, we'll ask for Ino's help. Whatever, we like it or not." He explained back with a short term as Sasuke just groaned back in defeat as he leaned onto the back of his chair. He got a bit sobered up at this statement.
"Looks like, Sakura has found a nice excuse to avoid me, this time. I think I've really screwed up this time, no?"
"You have an conscience, you idiot. You better start listening to it. And not with the bad one. Cause this little guy had been giving you too much trouble, before. Remember?" The blond haired man had remarked back with a grimace. With that fucked up face of yours? It might be the reason.
"Think, you can eat? I've warmed up the gyoza and green pepper, from this afternoon. Hope it tastes good." Naruto took a peek up at the shaking frying pan when the water had started to boil up even faster than usual.
"Hn. As if anything can taste good with you. Dobe."Sasuke spat back when Naruto pushed himself back up and returned to the kitchen to examinate up the warming up food. Heating up and was ready. He could now serve it with some rice.
"Ahh, come on man. Don't be such a drag. You'll look even prettier than me, if you could try to smile here. Unless, you still have a few unbroken teeth to show.." He snorted back when he felt his friend getting a little tense or mostly under the edge.
"What?"
"I'll have to thank Hinata for that if she had broken up all your teeth, it'll be laughable to see you eat without any teeth-"
"Ah, just shut up, and serve the food, you idiot!" Sasuke had scolded back before he could even finish his own sentence."I'm hungry!" Oh man. This was so hilarious. Had not Sasuke been an avenger, he might have been an annoying and lousy husband to feed. But it would have been more laughable if Sasuke had lost all of his teeth because of Hinata's unleashing out power fist.
"Okay. I'm comin'." The blond haired man had snortly chuckled back as he looked upward and pulled open a cupboard and took out two plates and glasses for water. Unless, the boys wanted to share a a sake bottle.
"Want sake?" He proposed back as Sasuke gave him a deadly glare with one pissed off eye. With what he had endured before? With Choji back at the restaurent? And trying to get rid off of the alcohol? Are you fucking kidding me? Thingy, Naruto guessed back as he held another snicker.
"Are you fucking kidding me? It took almost took me forty minutes to take it that freaking smell off of my body and clothes, you know? And you expect me to drink that shi-"
"Heeh..No bad words here. The baby can hear you, unless you want Hinata to punch you in the face again!" And that made Sasuke hiss up again, at the thought of the woman of the house here. And how angry she can be when people challenged her on her pissed point. Oh Boy, it might take her even months to comeback normal, but if it means to kick that jerk's face again, I'd be happy to watch! Even if it means, by putting the last Uchiha to the hospital next time!
"There you go and eat, old man." The blond haired man put down the dishes and in front of the still pissed off guy. It looked warm enough for them to eat even after all the hard work he overcome-well, mostly, it had been Hinata's hardwork here and to prepare all the food in such good shape when she and her sister ate when he stood up all day at work. Naruto had only warmed up a bit the gyozas she did left him.
"Is that what you call food?" Sasuke had spat back with a weird and disgusted grimace to his face when he turned his attention back to the blond haired man by pointing the food.
"Hey! I've just warmed up from what was left from this afternoon!" Naruto had defended back in alert when Sasuke didn't looked much convinced. "When I've been too busy onto analyzing your stupid and sketchy drawnings! Two testicles!"
"The heck-You've what?"
"The art therapy! The freaking art therapy class that you and the others had taken this whole freaking afternoon!"
But still Sasuke just stared up at him as he had an another head pooped up onto him or more like Naruto had finally managed to run down onto the street fully naked and won a few yens coming up from a challenge.
"You don't believe me! I'll show it up to you!" Or more like the dude here, would probably end up alone unless he gets the best of care. Naruto marched up some big steps from the diner table to the living room as his briefcase was left just onto the living room table, just where he had dropped it.
He grabbed it and made his way back to the dinner as Sasuke was trying munch down a gyoza piece into his mouth, Naruto dropped the briefcase back onto the table and loud enough to make the dishes and ustensils move. Not to mention the ex-revenger who almost got himself choked by the sudden movement.
"Go-Achout-Dobe!" He punched his chest and dragged fast to take a huge swallow of his water drink in order for the choking matter to go off. When Naruto opened up the briefcase and took out the sheets of paper out of it and slammed them onto his friend's weird and questionning eye."Was that?" He cleared out his throat as if he didn't gave much of a damn here when the blond haired man pointed it, like a mad man.
"There. And that's what provoked me up onto getting sex eduction to the academy next year.." And that was just it when Naruto watched his friend's eyes almost pooping out like a cartoon character from a comic book or even wider than Rock Lee's. Did he just said that and out loud? As he really thought he would have had? Yup, he sure did.
"You. What?"
"Face it; A few years ago, all girls had their looks over you and a few hadn't made up to be chunnins or jounins-"
"Because, they were all idiots-" Sasuke had tried to argue as he pointed off the papers in defense."And they're not junks! Mountains. It's the spot when you and I had our first fight-"
"An distraction and coming up from a very constipated ass and face like you.." Naruto had yelped back a little loudly than he expected as if he hadn't changed from the annoying brat he had been before as a genin. When Sasuke had urged up with a death glare at the stupid name he had been called with by his own friend when the fight had been taking off.
"Say that again?"
"Constipated face-"
"I don't have a-"
"Yes, you do and you still have-"
"Gaah! You clumsy old brat! Take that back!"
"Like hell, I'll be taking it!"
"All because of a stupid drawning that whacko guy had made me do?" The last surviving Uchiha had spat back like an idiot and loud enough to make the appartement go wild. Good thing the old neighbour was sleeping but not so much for the baby. Cause Boruto's wailing had started again because of their arguing, but it was out of their reach. "Damn, you guys just thought you've could replaced me off with a whacko and creepy guy like Sai?"
"At least, Sai didn't try to kill me or had tried to murder Sakura!" Naruto had recalled back when back then Sai had sure been supscious but not much as a killer like Sasuke had vowed to be before.
"I didn't! It wasn't my-" the ex-revenger had tried to defend himself but Naruto had stopped him, once again but with more emotion onto the fight than from the way it leaded it to be from the start.
"And don't tell me it hadn't been your fault. You had your reasons to be angry over your parents's death and that because of your damn and stupid brother, but it didn't meant for you to have a reason to become a sociopath or an murderer avenger. Thinking by taking up all actions to himself and without carring for any friends's help. Not even Sakura's. When she was willingly begging you to stay.." That was just it. It had been the last straw when Sasuke had pushed himself up onto his height and faced his friend eye to eye, angered. Despite if Naruto had been right or not, he did hurted Sakura from before, emotionelly and physically.
"Why you-"
"Argh! Would you two just shut up!" Had interrupted an third voice onto the place and to which it made them startle at the sound of it. A loud and explosive female voice along with a familiar wailing and crying sound over. The two men had whirled back to see an very angry and pissed Hinata holding up a very fussing Boruto as he cried over her shoulder when she held up him close.
But with that chakra all all fussing up onto her form and with her long hair flown up onto the top of her head, it made them realize one thing, here. She was terribly angry and as angry much like Kushina Uzumaki had been in the past life. But not as much as Hinata had activated her byakugan. How scary she looked like at their sight, Sasuke tried to not look frightened here even if he deeply wanted to crack up his pants, here and to which it did reminded him to stay under guard after gotten himself punched off by two Hyuuga women today. Naruto had tried to take things under control here when he did stood up to his wife, trying to calm her down despite feeling scared and mostly distracted as Boruto's crying had started to get more louder and yet. Hinata didn't budge but stood like a menacing creature here before the two shinobi men, here.
"Uh, H-Hinata-"
"I've just told you to shut up! What part of sealing up that mouth of yours, don't you get it?"
"Not the shut off part?" Naruto gulped hard like a coward when Sasuke made things a bit worse when he exploded like he couldn't stopped himself from shaking off here from the vibration here. When he used to be calm and quiet before but not as much now. But he was now frightened by a woman's whose eyes were ready to kill a goat.
"Heeey, don't try to punch me off, here..I've already been splashed off by an fat guy, slammed by the door from your crazy little sister and been punched by a whacko girl like-"
"What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?" Hinata's voice had become to sound a little too much scarrier here and to which it did made Sasuke hide behind Naruto, close like a creep. Yup, much of a friend he was here.
"Uhh.."
"You. What?"
"Nothin!" Naruto had cut off in a second by trying to defend his friend and rival here waving his hands in surrunder. "I-Uhh..I mean, he said nothing!"
"What was all this stupid fight about? Here?"
"What fight?"
"That stupid fight you and Sasuke had just now?"
"What stupid fight-"
"Don't make me sound like a crazy bitch wife, here!" The blunette had finally managed to explode here and to which it made the two men jump even more as they unleashed out a yelp both of them at the same time.
And that baby Boruto couldn't stop from fussing as he wanted to get out from his mother's furious grip. And boy, Naruto looked deeply worried here, for a second. For his life and Boruto's-
"Hey, Hinata-"
"Don't sweet me off, here! It's two o' clock, already and everybody is damn, sleeping here! Except for you two who are yelling and arguing at the middle of the night! You idiots!"
"Well, mostly you and us and-"
"And me too, so I-"
"Just shut up, you jerked chicken ass!" Hinata had spat up back to Sasuke's face as he hid even away from her when his blond haired friend snorted a bit here. Couldn't helped but to agree with his wife onto this.
"No offense, but I do think you need to change that stupid haircut of yours or else, you'll be called chicken assed haircut, for the rest of your life-"
"Hey, my hair is just fine-"
"Silence!" And Hinata's loud voice which it didn't much helped the situation when Boruto had and only made his cries even more higher when the two men stopped their little bitchy talking when their attention went directly back to the mad and hardworking woman and mother, here.
Fuming with all the chakra she had at the moment now.
"I. Need. Sleep. Here. And. Right. Now." Hinata had gritted through her teeth as she deeply breathed through her nose deep in and out as the men here only stared, frightened when she approached to their direction."I hadn't slept ever since Boruto was born and since you two seem to enjoy each other much more often in the middle of night and fight like crazies and brats from the time you both were genin. Then, I have a mission for you to do.."
"Like?" Naruto feared for the worst to come when she started to make a few steps up to him and the hidding creepy friend of his. He only stared back down at the fuming woman who was as much of his wife and partner of his life until death do them part, when she dropped this bombshell and interesting mission, when her veined, piercing and angry lavender eyes meet across his blue ones.
"Take care of the baby." And without word to be said, Hinata pulled the baby away from her shoulder and pushed onto Naruto's unexpected arms. He stared back at her as if she had gone nuts. Which she might finally be now.
"You. What?" Did he just heard what he thought he had heard? Even Sasuke behind him, was as much startled as he was when Boruto had been dropped onto his shaking arms, when Hinata shook her head to make him prove that she wasn't kidding, here. Oh God. She sure wasn't.
"You heard me well. End of discussion." She made herself clear here as much when the blond haired man just gulped at the realization here.
"You've gotta be kidding me-"
"No, I'm not. You're the hokage, after all, Naruto.." Yes. But not for the babies guiding here! How could he even survived, even if it meant for a whole night? Come on, he already done a few times but only for a few hours, not the whole night! He wouldn't survive it. Better get yourself killed on a stupid battle with Sasuke, instead of this! And this creep was hidding behind him, here. Looking like a complete fool.
"But I have work to do-"
"That can wait as it always had been for you when you've decided to stay up at late time at work, when I was the one who always took care of our son, and all alone. Always alone." Hinata had objected back but much more calm than she had been when she walked out from the main bedroom, here. But still, she sounded angry, even.
"Come on, Hinata, you can't be serious-"
"Yes. I am." But the blunette was serious enough as her byakugan dropped off from her eyes and closed them feeling the fatigue coming over through her head. Damn, she felt like drying out from the chakra she saved up to face her idiot and loving husband with his friend."And besides, it'll be a lesson for Sasuke to learn of how becoming a parent, so.." And that point, made the ex-revenger blink out his eyes and even his own damaged eye managed to blink with astonishement. Him? A parent? Or more like facing a death threat from his best friend's angered and pissed wife. A death sentence. For sure. He felt like he was choking out for air, here!
"Aack, what? You've gotta be kidding me!" Oh No. The last survivor of Uchiha clan wasn't totally not ready for any of this and not right now! He backed away from Naruto's shivering back and stood up to face the brave woman who made the descision for him and her husband to take care of Boruto, at least for one night. If Sakura wasn't held back a stupid epedimic, he would've had asked for antidepressants not only for Hinata, but for Naruto and himself here. In order to shake him off of this never ending nightmare.
"Nope. I'm not.." Not only Hinata sounded crazy here, but was damn serious here. Unfortunatelly.
"Come on, you can't-"
"I already said it." But she cut him off back with a vengence as she grown tired of this argument here. When she opened up her eyes and folded her arms against her chest here. looking frustrated at him and over from Naruto's free shoulder, here. "I. Am. Serious. Or else you want me to punch you back in the face, Sasuke? And I would do it with pleasure once again!"
It only made him shut his mouth, here with a gulp, despite the baby hugging ghimself to his dad's comforting annd sweating neck. And from this statement, Naruto did quite felt that little Boruto had gotten a little warm, lately. Does he have a fever or what? Boruto is somehow warm here.. He wondered back as he felt the baby had stopped its crying but still felt weird to even think that Boruto was a little feverish, or wasn't he?
"Hinata-" Naruto sounded like begging here as he tried to find a better position for the baby cling onto him when Boruto only wailed once more, but it went deaf for the young mother here when she whirled back and walked away. Walked away like a boss.
"Good night, you freaks!"
"Please, don't make me stay with Sasuke and the kid-" But it was already late when Hinata had finally reached up to the point and went back to the room and slammed the door loud enough, once again. By leaving the men here alone with Boruto nuzzling his face, crying onto his neck. Louder than ever.
Nope not Boruto, but mostly his own crazy mind was crying for help, here.
"Well, I guess it's just the two of us now and that includes the kid.." The blond haired man turned back his his face towards Sasuke's damaged and frightened face when he finally came onto the conclusion that they were on their own with the kid, here. For the rest of the night.
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And to which they've almost did regretted their actions, here, a few minutes later when Boruto's cries had came back. Next time, be nice with your wife, Naruto as Sakura had often told him to do or so. It might be a good advice for his friend as well. There he was once walking back and fourth as he tapped his son's back right after he and Sasuke had changed Boruto's diapper.
And the last Uchiha survivor was sitting down onto the couch with his hands both onto his ears, as he tried to get rid of the loud noise, here. Desparate, he looked and whinned as his eyes were shut as if he was into some unbarable and unimaginable pain. Oh. Kami-sama.
"Oh, come on, little man..Please sleep.." Naruto had whinned for the ffth time as Sasuke almost moaned in self defeat, here. Nope. He wasn't ready to become a parent, at all.
"Just make him shut his ass off, already!"
"I've already done that! You jackass!"
"Then why does he keep onto crying? He's gotta wake up the entire village!" Sasuke had jerked off as stuffed his ears with a big cushion from the couch he was sitting and covered his poor damaged ears. While Naruto kept on walking back and fourth with a fussing Boruto as he kept crying. It's only been a few minutes since he changed up Boruto and wipped off his butt and took out the crap he wished to not have had seen till now. With Sasuke's help. Well, not much as if he had much of a choice. Cause if he didn't, he'll get punched up by an angry wife who needed her beauty sleep. Not to forget how crazy, things would've had turned out to be if he didn't managed to hold back his stomach together after what he seen and smell the poop out from a little thing like Naruto's kid.
The horror of becoming a parent! He really now regretted his own words of ever wanting to revive the Uchiha clan, once more. And after he watched the kid spat onto Naruto's shoulder but to which it didn't make him stop and especially after thirty minutes after the two of them changed and cleaned his ass.
Not to mention, Sasuke had almost thrown his shit out and because of the smell. Oh man, I've should have shut my stupid mouth before, knowing how bad things were gonna turn out once I'll have a kid-
"Damn it! Naruto, just make him stop!"
"I'm trying, I'm trying. He just won't stop it from crying!"
"Do something!"
"Like I said, I am trying!"
"Dumbass-"
"Oh, why don't you just shut up!" Naruto had spat out like a mad and exhausted he stopped his footenening as he faced his tired and exhausted friend."You want us to wake up Hinata? Cause if you do, she'll have our heads in a single minute! And I don't mean by a single punch, but with a single mind shot!"
"Oh Come on! Don't be dramatic-"
"Her dad had done that to her uncle, and right in front of her and Neji when they had been kids, you know?"
"No wonder, he ended up screwed up.." What? How come Sasuke could talk of of ill from Neji? Hadn't he had changed his behavior or his attitude towards everyone or Hinata, he wouldn't have him as an advisor and friend. Or even as a good brother in law. Not to mention, the way how pelicular he had been lately. Sex into the appartement with his girlfriend. Not married but having sexual activicties through the light of their room. Just imagine the madness it would brought to Hinata's father. It would bring Lord Hiashi into an living hell to hear that his own nerphew was having some fun, lately and right away from his roof.
Oh Boy. Hiashi wouldn't be able to kill his own nerphew, but maybe his son in law for not letting him know this fact, even earlier-
"You're talking about my brother in law, you know?" Naruto had objected back when his friend stood up onto his foot and bore up an tired look up at him.
"So? They're all screwed up? Live up into the old centuries when no war has been around in a whole time-"
"They did stopped a war, you know? Unlike your brother. He could have said something instead of becoming an double agent to the village-"
"Hey! Don't bring Itachi onto this! He hadn't much of a choice, you know?"
"He sure did, when he could have made something from happening-You know what? I'm gonna go and sleep over Boruto's room and probably teach you up a lesson, before I regret it.." Naruto had whinned back but stopped before he made things even more bad. It wouldn't help if he tried to push all of fault onto something that doesn't exist anymore. Or so. Sasuke wouldn't change unless, if he wanted but on his own.
"Like what?"
"Like killing you off, once again. Or more like trying.." The blond haired man had shook off the fatigue from his shoulders. But couldn't much to do much over it, when an idea came over his head. When he pushed little fussing Boruto onto Sasuke's hold. He opened his eyes all wide, here.
"You may handle Boruto as an punishement, either way.." The heck? Did he even just said that? Putting all responsibility onto an old foe who had tried to kill them all before? Put an tiny baby onto his hold?
"The heck? What did you just said?" Not this again! When Naruto only wanted to get some freaking sleep here. After the day, he had to go through. All three guys, completely naked onto his room. Ino kicked and Sai out of the building. Tenten standing there, all naked which cost him a nosebleed. Sasuke getting slammed shut and punched onto the face by two Hyuuga women here, his sister in law and his wife. Angry Hinata who punished him and his friend onto baby duty.
And now, hew just wanted to sleep and let Sasuke deal with the rest of the punishement, for tonight.
"Naru-"
"Wanna revive that stupid clan of yours, one day? Then, you better start on working onto it!"
"You've gotta be kidding! I know nothing about freaking babies-"
"You've gotta have to learn, one day or whatever.." He spat out to his frightened friend who held an crying Boruto onto his chest. And Boy, Sasuke looked less of the avenger he used to be, now that he looked frightened to even think he'll be taking care of a kid that had the ressemblence of his friend, and somehow the temper of his crazy mother!
"What am I gonna have to do, if that shit keeps onto yelling or waking up the entire village-"
"Wanna impress Sakura, you brat? Then, start on working of with Boruto, here! While I go and sleep into the baby room! You old brat!"
"You Dumdass, if you think you can get-"
"I'm already are away, you bastard! Have a good and fucking night!" Naruto made loud steps as he started to walk away like an robot as he made his way out of the living room and made opposite directions when he opened the door of the baby's room and slammed shut behind him as he exhaled with relief.
If Sasuke had go through this alone, than it might be as hell goodfor him. Cause if his raven friend spotted Neji and Tenten having some fun, once again. This time, he'll have another person to finally be able to understand his pain and suffer. The same pain, he had go and through to even think that sex was an such innocent excitement to share beteen two people.
Which it wasn't. No wonder, Hinata wouldn't let him touch her, anymore or more not letting him into the main bedroom for a while as long she hasn't calmed her nerves down. Despite, her cousin having the time of his life with his secret girlfriend, elsewhere and across from his place. Out in live action in the middle of the night.
Let Sasuke suffer for a bit, he concluded back with a nod as he closed his eyes.
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