We Never Have Sex Anymore!

by selena1715

Five years after the Fourth War, Naruto is struggling as a new father along with Hinata by his side as nights go wild for them to be laid awake. Until one night, he catches up his brother in law doing what he shouldn't be doing with his female roomate and girlfriend, over with the sex and to which it becomes an scary thought for Naruto. Neji lives in here! NaruHina and NejiTen.

8. Tell me something I don't know!

Argh, my head hurts!

Too much sake! Better stop it, unless he could rush up to the toilet, and with hurry..Neji blinked for a few seconds as his eyes took a big adjustement to his surrounderings here. Not to mention, his position was awkward to even imagine. To think he slept onto his bed facedown onto the pillow, and naked. Naked? What-Oh Yeah, right. He and Tenten just had sex, last night. That's true. And he won the fight, this time. He sure did.

He sure won an headache also.

But God. The sun's hightlights were just a freaking nightmare that no drunk man would ever want to relive, again!

Not this damn cursed mark seal caged bird . Argh! And hell no! The pain through his head was annoying than it had been from the last time! Damn it. He moaned with disgust.

And he wasn't alone, to even feel the headache as his female and girlfriend teamate had also stirred next to his side when she groaned as much he did. Messy as she was, Tenten still looked beautiful, here with her face smashed down onto the pillow as much as he was. When he found the strength to push away his brown long locks away from his eyes and brought them away from his sight his hand.

"Well, good morning, to you-"

"Don't 'good morning.' me, you jackass! You made me drink the whole bottle-"

"Don't yell! My head still hurts, you know?" He objected back with a irritated grimace as he pushed himself away and laid onto his back on the bed as he exhaled with a deep breath as it made his brown long locks blow away from his face, while Tenten still groaned with disgust.

"Not as much as it hurts mine!"

"Tenten, seriously-" He turned his attention back at the woman who was as much naked like he was, despite feeling like they both wanted to vomit here. Curse that sake bottle! But how pretty she had looked through the sunlight here. Despite being all nude and seductive. Didn't mattered if she was angry or pissed.

"Shut up, Neji!" She whined back as she grabbed her own pillow to cover up her head and, hopefully, any sounds that came over in the bedroom. Much as his chest puffed with a snorting laughter here. Forgetting the headache for good. Yeah, right. He had won the fight, last night. And she hated to admit it that she had disqualified. But how cute she sounded here.

And to which Neji could help but to laugh here when he whirled back to her sight and tried to pull the pillow away from her face. He tried to get rid of it, of her holding it. Many times under her whinning moanings over his strength. Despite he wanted to chuckle over and over. How much this woman made his heart happy. Made him happy and feel free. So in love, here.

He could live his life to the fullest and to which she was the reason of it.

"Come on, Tenten, don't be sturborn here!"

"Make me-Hey, Neji!" She got startled when he switched up position here after he made her push the pillow away. He managed to get up and trapped her both with his arms here. under her startled stare when he looked down onto her chocolate eyes with a teasing smirk whenever he'd won something here. Which he had. And he loved it and couldn't stop it from letting it go away, though. He felt free like a bird.

"I gotcha ya, here!"

"Trapped here, you mean. Oh boy.." She put her palm over her forehead, finally realizing the position they were now, were completely so out character, here. Imagine, if someone was watching this scene, here. It'll be a dead end here for the two of them.

"You make it sound so easy here.." Neji had followed up here as he shook his head as his long dark brown locks whirled up back and fourth under her chocolate orbs, trying to hide a smirk.

"Not my fault, you know?" Tenten had defended herself with a an unirressistible pout that made Neji puffed out another chuckle here as he remained on the spot where he trapped her, under his hold.

Still laughing.

And free.

"It's not fair, you know?" She recalled back with a grin, as she raised up her hand up to touch his scarred and strong chest under his teasing smirk here when he felt her carressing touch and how much he enjoyed it, deep down.

"Oh, it sure is. I won this time..And like I've said, I know how to keep my liquor limit when you still can't." He defied her with a smirk when she almost felt like slapping him onto the groin.

"Argh! You nearly killed me, you know?" At sex? No kidding! Last night had been the best night that he ever lived, though. That they've had had. After the nightmare she made him walk through. Condoms she made him buy. However, it was either that or no sex at all. But, nothing had crossed his own mind to even buy curtains, here. They were just living in the moment, here. No matter what tomorrow reserved for them. Life was too short to be wasted away. After all, he almost died at the battlefield five years before.

"Once again, another reason that I've won, this time!" Luck had been on his side and he did enjoy it every second of it..

"Then, why don't you just show've it to me?" She challenged him at this sentence as her hand made through to the back of his neck.

"That must be the best answer you've told me till now.." Neji had breathlessly said and right before he waited for Tenten to say something, he bend down to kiss her and passionate kiss, once again as much as his hands travelled up around her waist as he felt her legs moving away from the covers as they've pushed away from their hold and surrounded him with them and as her arms brought him closer to her. To make him feel like he would go deeply inside of herself. And to which he wouldn't want to let her go away anytime soon, other way. Cause one one way or though, Neji wanted to make Tenten his own wife, one day or another, here. As long he could still breathe as a free bird, here. After all, he loved her so much, that he couldn't possibly waste another life away from her. After all, it was his own life here and nobody's. His own, for the first time here ever!

It was the damn perfect morning, ever here!

...

"No. What? What the heck have you just said?" Naruto had tried to take over through the words an still frightened Sasuke had said and with the way his eyes stood wide. Did he just perfectly heard what he just heard?

"You heard me! And don't make me repeat it, again!" Unless, he wanted to puke out his stomach."I saw them, last night!"

"Calm down, man-" He took care of an fossing Boruto as he took him out of his chair brought him to his shoulder and rub his back, back and forth. When his eyes looked down at the table and then this is when it hit him. He froze. The binoculars were onto the table and-

Oh man. The jackass had seen it..

Last night.

Neji and Tenten had done it, again.

And this idiot had watched it. Naruto had looked back up at his friend, here as his jaw dropped with amusement ready to laugh up at him but, Sasuke's reacttion had changed things for him.

"Don't tell me to calm down! This is even way worse than being hypnotized by the Mangekyo Sharingan! It stays with you, fore-" The not-so innocent Uchiha had scolded him back out loud when Naruto had finally getting his act all together and spat up at his rival and friend, here. Raising a bit his voice, than he'd should've had.

"Sex is not a crime-" Since when? When he first caught up his 'so-perfect' brother in law doing what he shouldn't be doing? Just wait till Dear old Lord Hiashi hears about this! He'll have a stroke for the rest of his life! If news would be able to travel and fast-

"Damn, sure it is!" Sasuke was damn sure about it. Sure enough to make a little baby cry onto his shoulder as the blond haired man tried to rub him, with such tender movement here as he could. But still, Boruto was still crying. And quite felt warm here. And Sasuke acting up like an immature kid, for the very first time.

"Crap, Sasuke..You've made Boruto cry agai-"

"It's not my fault-"

"It sure is-"

"Not my fault, if your screwed up brother in law is screwing up his partner, in live action!" Sasuke couldn't helped to but to not being able on keeping his voice down. So much he hotheaded as his eyes turned away to the large window as his eyes still wide looked out as he pointed out."Look! Do you see that? Those horny and freaking jackasses! They're already making out, again!" He replied back like a maniac and disgusted man much as Naruto had feared. Finally, somebody understands it. The pain of being hallucinated here and with nobody being able to understand it. And with no special effects but by the own mind.

Freaking mind as Sasuke often liked to spell it..

"Language, man! There's a baby here!" Naruto had scolded him a little too loud than he'd had thought as he whirled away for a second to check up the hallway he came from and turned back to see that Sasuke was panicking here."And keep it down, wouldn't ya? You're gonna wake Hinata! And she'll have my head-Both of us, here!" And poor Boruto was still crying here as he tried to bounce him up a bit to calm him down.

"It's okay, little guy, you're okay.." He shushed him back as he kept rubbing his son's little back as his cries quieted down, a bit. For a little second, until Sasuke kept on moaning with disgust.

"But I'm telling you! They're doing it, again!" Man, he acted up like a kid, here. As if his own family massacre hadn't been enough for him to go slightly mad, here!

"Teme-"

"Shut up, dobe and watch!"

"No What? Oh Crap.." When is it ever gonna stop? As if the image of his own brother in law making sex would ever disappear, at all! If Sasuke told him was trapped into this picture, than so was he, here.

"Like I'm telling you! That freaking cousin of your wife is an wrecked ass-"

"Would you two just keep it down?" An female irritated voice was heard when the two men exchanged an terrified but understood stare until they whirled around and watched an irrated Hinata still stuck into her too long orange t-shirt and dark short with her long blunette hair into a mess, still looking tired as if going onto bed hadn't worked, for one night.

Still pissed.

And much to their frightened faces, here. Oh Kami-sama, how on earth would she even react to her cousin's well and perfected behavior if she had heard about his sexual activities out and on live? Sasuke and Naruto had exchanged an look before Naruto took the courage to speak as he nervously gulp. Both of them secretely hoped that Hinata wouldn't look farther away from them only to see her perfect cousing having sex-

"Hey, Hinata, had any sleep, already?" Naruto had tried to lighten things up bit, even if he really didn't felt like it and neither was his friend, here.

"I had, until I heard you two gossiping out loud..And I thought Sakura and Ino were better, before.." Had dropped Hinata as she rubbed her eyes, tiredly from last night. How bad she looked when she slowly walked in and made her way to the sink and tried to look for the teapot onto the stove, or from what she had thought or so. Until she caught the sight of the baby bottle left alone with a few milk spots and stained onto the counter and the rest of the uneaten food from last night on it. With a tired long sigh, she turned around and look back up at the men here, with an raised eyebrow looking up at them as if they've had been caught into a bad act. Pissed was an unusual fact from the most shyest woman from Konoha, here.

"Where's the tea?"

"Was I supposed to make tea?" Still struck by fear, Naruto had blurted out as if he was afraid for his life. He clung on onto Boruto's hold here as if the baby had been a sheild. Poor kid.

"From what I can remember; yes.." Hinata rose both her arched eyebrows with annoyance as if the answer she gave to her husband was obvious to know.

"Still that green tea? It tastes awful-"

"It may tastes awful, but it sure saves an stupid headache, from spending too much hearing a little man cry, litterly-"

"A little man? You mean me? I hadn't slept most of the night.." This time, it was Sasuke who yelped back as he punched his chest, to his defense. And how scarred he was gonna be for the rest of his life and with what he'd just witnessed last night. Not only had he tasted the breast milk by accident but only to please out an fussing Boruto. But had witnessed her cousin making out right in front of the window. Sex. Sex in live action, here.

"Why?" The young blunette woman had followed still not impressed.

"Well, because of your freaking and wrecked cousin of yours whom just I had seen screw-Ow!" That sudden movement had cut it out Sasuke's last sentence through his reply when Naruto had slapped him from the behind of his head, under the pissed woman here who couldn't quite followed up the thing here. Or more like the meaning behind the slap. Too tired to even be able to think of something straight here.

"What?"

"Nothing! Sasuke just spends his nights with a lamp lately!" Her husband had managed to find the most believable excuse he could find as Sasuke massaged the back of his head with a wince as he shut his eyes with disgust. "Hehe! You know him and how he reacts to the mess he had made, years ago!"

"As if it was by my own fault?" The very disgusted man here had spat back with revenge when the blond haired man groaned as the baby tried to move away from his dad's arms. "That the clan I've grown up with had been corrupted and a disgusting mess!"

"And as I said; you didn't needed to become an addictive and maniac revenger freak! There was no shame to ask for advice than it had been to exchange underwear shorts!" Say what? Naruto couldn't go back onto his own words now that a fight had started to take place here with Sasuke under Hinata's watch. Burning rage.

"It's not like I had a freaking problem! I had a freaking goal to realize until I've realized that damn truth!"

"What goal? In order to grow out another bunny out onto the field with another erotic novel onto publishing? Just ask Kakashi-sensei and he'll tell you what he knows!" Sasuke had groaned back at that answer.

"What you little-" But Naruto wasn't fished with all the argument which didn't help Boruto as he cried even louder and enough for the neighbour from downstairs to wake up. But not today. Not to forget there was a weird smell flying around..

"Or else you may be able to copy any freaking movement, after that stupid sharrigan of yours is completely useless-"

"Hey, you dobe-"

"Enough, already! And both of you!" Hinata's warning and threatening voice had startled both once again as it stopped their useless fight here, for a second. Silence, completely. Despite Boruto's loud crying. They could see that the hokage's young wife had activated her own kekkei genkai here and folded up her arms against her chest. Once again with the same chakra's terrifying power here. Just like last night.

"You both seem to forget that there's a fussing and crying baby in the middle of your stupid fight!"

Oh yeah. There was Boruto to take care and change his dirty diaper. Oh man. No wonder the smell had grown bad, here! Wait, till he learns to speak and yell.

"Hina-" Naruto had tried to make up for another excuse but couldn't once he crossed Hinata's angry glare. And to say she used to be the shyet, now she was about to turn very deadly. As her byakugan was starting to strain a bit the back corners of her eyes which made him worry.

"Don't you have any important work to do? Darling?"

"Well, I-"

"Aren't you?"

"Man, just give her the damn brat-" Sasuke had lamely followed back until the blunette's voice had followed up again. When she strucked her palm back at the counter behind her back. And hard as his attention went back to her pissed face. And boy, hadn't she looked scary? She sure did. He gulped hard at the scene when she argued up with him, when the only thing he could was to shut his mouth.

"Just shut up, Sasuke! I had heard enough of your whining!" She meant every single of word, here. She wasn't even afraid of the last and ex-revenger of the Uchiha member, when he was the one who felt like cracking up his pants, here. Much to Naruto's stunned face, here.

"Yes, ma'am!"

"Say what?" And who would you call an young woman, ma'am? She hadn't reached up to be fifty yet!

"I mean; Hinata!" What the heck was he supposed to even say? Cause, it's been a while since he last spoken to a woman since he'd been kicked out by Sakura and had been yelled at by Gaara's own big sister. What a long life, it had been.

"Now get out of here and get a shower! You smell all breast milk here!" Say what? As Naruto tried to calm down an crying Boruto into his arms, as he looked down at the man here who only frowned in embarrassment.

"You what?" Naruto was confused and wished he hadn't heard what he had heard just by now. When Sasuke tried to look away here with shame.

"Hadn't you noticed it? Or even scent it? Your friend had spat out my own saving and feeding breast milk out for our son, last night!" Hinata had angrily spat out the truth here. The heck what?

"You've drank that?" Naruto had followed up with the unrealistic fact as if Sasuke hadn't been able to do that from before, but had grown out too be more stupid than ever, lately. The ex-revenger just waved up his hands with defeat here.

"How was I supposed to know that it had been her own milk?"

"Cause it tasted weird?" The blond haired man made a weird face once Boruto had quited down, while deep down inside of himself, he wanted to laugh at his own friend's stupid and bruised face and of his stupid act from last night. How stupid could Sasuke get, he hadn't the clue.

Oh man. His life was so full of never ending problems and today, wasn't even the last of it.

...

"Oh Boy.." He could've had sworned he had heard Tenten gasp throughtout her voice tone when she had dropped out this sentence when she just saw her boyfriend walking out through the hallway as he made his way inside and towards the kitchen and table. Looking all good through his clothes from yesterday, despite them had been a little dusty through the training. But since Neji had no time to wash them until he'll get over the meeting with his uncle and meditate. Thank Godness, he did take a shower after they had a second round.

Once again!

But as he did walked out, feeling strange, other ways. His private parts did hurt. Didn't mattered if he had worn a condom. It still felt itchy and how badly, he wanted to scratch or rub himself onto something. But he held that movement under hold, straight. Ouch! He groaned at the thought as he shut his eyes.

And hopefully, the smell of sex wouldn't last after with all the scrubbing he did from up to down after he gotten rid of the condom. Everything all washed off with force. Before dressing and brushed his long hair before and left them loose and held on his headband into his hand, leaving his exposed forehead free from hiding. He still had a few hours before he fully dressed up onto his own world of shinobi style and meet up with his uncle. It should be just fine to go with, he snorted back at that thought. Hyuugas were known for their amazing vision of skill with the byakugan, but not so much with their scent. Uncle Hiashi wouldn't notice the smell of the sex he had on. If he still had it on. Neji could've had just put onto some parfum, but it would have made things look weird between them, though.

And they were already weird. If his uncle noticed the way he walked, Hiashi would have guessed he had an hard day with all the sitting and thinking he had been doing throughout his recovery since five years ago. Gosh, I hope he wouldn't notice the hard sex I've had last night and morning.. Neji had had thought back up as his glance had meet the woman here who've waited him at the table wearing one of his white and too large t-shirt he brought out from the Hyuuga household and wore dark shorts leaving her legs bare and sexy. Her long brown chocolate hair had been tied up onto a loose bun as her eyes had grown wide. Not by desire, but astonishement, here.

"What? You don't like me wearing up your shirt?" He teased out with a raised eyebrow at this reply when she waved him off and pointed his shoulder. Ripped one. Oh great! That thing all over again! He rolled up his eyes at the realization of it. And I've thought she've would had been embarrassed or felt bad for me..

"You mean; your ripped up shirt? It's yours, not mine! Don't you think people wouldn't notice?" Tenten had watched him walking over to the table where she was sitting across from him when he leaned over her to give a quick peck onto her lips before he sat down and put down his headband onto the table as well. He picked up his chopsticks and held back the smirk, to which she did find him to be irresistable and started to eat by picking up the rice bowl first."People have eyes, you know?" She warned him back with a reminder that the clan he had come from had bigger vision than others had. An very good one.

"Notice what? Toji, would stand up for me, all time! There's no point people would notice.." Neji had replied back as the green parrot had flown out from his position and landed onto Neji's ripped out shirt from yesterday's training. Not much good onto thinking rationetelly, although."And besides, it was an accident, I've shouldn't have had let myself distract from you.."

"Can't actually blame myself for having a sexy boyfriend and especially having a cute parrot onto his ripped shoulder and t-shirt.." Tenten had to chew up onto her chopsticks as she watched him walking closer to the table, with an evil smirk.

"So, even at mornings and with what we've just had done back up there, you still find me, sexy?" Despite being cranky and walking like a stiff duck or more like he had gotten some serious kicking onto the groin. Damn that soap..Or the condom.

"Despite dealing with a stupid hangover, I do as much.." She frowned back as she brought up some food onto her mouth as she chewed it with a pissed look, only for him to remember the hotness that had taken place last night.

"Well, my head is doing just fine, actually.."

"Yeah, right. Let's see if you don't throw the next hour while you would be meditating outside. And that nobody would notice that you had a night with your secret girlfriend.." But Neji only snickered back. Nope. He wasn't or even felt that sick, unlike his own girlfriend here. He was perfectly under control here as always.

"Don't think anyone would notice, unless I come accross Kiba and sense my scent.." Tenten stopped her fingers as the rice bowl had almost dropped from her hold. While he started to ate, until..

"You really think he would? Sense sex glow?" He almost choked down the food he was chewing on when this point came through his ears. Sex Glow? He made a defiant and staring look over her questionning expression here.

"I doubt it, but knowing him from a while, he might as well be.." He would have sworn that somehow Inuzuka's scent had developped even stronger after the war and might be able to detect someone's weird and strange glow out at the air. And even if he couldn't, Akamaru might even help for the Hinata might be able to detect something. After all, it was the quiet ones who had known the better, as well..

"Relax, no one would know.." For real? But who would fall for an such useless and fake gossip matter?

"And if they do-"

"I'd say tripped and fell onto a woman's handy and kicking steps-" Nice excuse, but not enough to make Tenten go any calmer than that! Despite realeasing up an lame teasing and snickering matter. She slamed down onto the table to which the table shudder here, but it didn't do much to him anyways. He just sat onto his chair before the table, trying to look like the most decent man he was trained up to be as he ate his food.

"Neji!" Her face went red in this instant.

"Unless, you have a better explanation.." He lamely dragged out when she looked like she felt like burning up bad here under his bored staring.

"No, I don't!" And boy, wasn't she stubborn? Damn right!

"And there's your answer to it.." He took time with his answer as he took his teacup and drank the warm liquid into it. Quiet state. Once again.

"Seriously, Neji! Aren't you worried if somebody figured out about us? I'd freaked out, if I were you!" Wouldn't he? Rumours have a tendency to spread out faster than the wind could ever do.

"I don't live any longer with Hyuugas anymore-" What was the point of freaking out of it? He was free and lived outside of the househould under his own choices. Or mostly, when he realized how short life could be taken anyday if you can't realize it, sooner than never. He was no longer an caged bird but a happy and the most luckiest man ever. And probably the first to have had come out of the household that held him caged from the most of his life. Alive, while others didn't had the chance. Much like his father. Well, in a certain way, though.

"It's not what I've meant, you know?" Tenten's panicking voice had awoken him up from his long and lost thoughts. Neji just shrugged his shoulders and swallowed the rest of rice down, before he had a chance to reply. He tried to looke as calm as he could when he felt another twinge through his manhoood. He deeply and mentally cursed through his mind. Damn, that stupid soap! Crap, would it ever stop to itch? He deeply wanted to rub it or scratch it, somewhere. So, it would ease up up the sensation here and hopefully, Tenten wouldn't notice it, in anytime sooner.

"I mean, come on! You've-Urgh, we've both decided to keep our relationship a secret..Take Lee for an example, if we had told him, he'll tell the whole world, here and by now.." Kinda true and if their teamate was around and had known about the state of their relationship, it'll be all chaos here.

"Still, if someone figured out, he or she might spell out a few words, and out of our reach, Neji!"

"Reech! Reech! Neji!" Toji had squeeked out as he repeated the last few words from what Tenten pointed out much to the young Hyuuga man's chagrin as he frowned over the parrot who budged up and his wings before he brought up a paw and scratched his ass under his glare. Both his girlfriend and pet parrot were right. Tsk, and to think I used to be a caged bird before and whinning about my fate, but now that I'm free from the household, I still have to carry an actual and real bird on my shoulder!

"Neji-" But he stopped her there, before she could say anything else, while under the table, he crossed his legs together and tried to squeeze the itchting away as he held the grimace from showing up here.

"Tenten, let's take things one day at a time..It's not that I'm not ready. Nope. I am ready to tell everyone about us, but-" But when the time would come? News fly fast into this village. And whenever people saw something, they'll gossip it all around the place. Market, hospital, during missions throughtout home families meetings, and onto whatever else could be told or whatever! Whatever had happened to privacy, again? What if the news flew out to his uncle? And out of his own control?

"But what?" Oh oh..

"Uh, I..I.." Neji had tried to control the situation even if he felt like sweating and shitting right now. Even his own heart was racing madly."Like I've said; one day at a time, alright? Now, I just don't feel that much good.." Oh crap. He cursed himself, here and blurted out and out of nowhere, closely. And to which it made her blink and had began to be suspicious, here. More concerned, to say.

"What? Are you sick?" She suggested back as he waved off. It was more embarrassing than deadly, here. After all, she made him drag his ass off to the pharmacy store to buy certain items. Important items..My ass and groin. And his own private parts were aching up by now. Unless, it was the sexual transmitting diseases flying he heard, around-

"Me? No..It's just..Well.." Heck how to tell that pretty face that his groin hurt from last night? Itchy even. Must be from that stupid condom he'd put may be allergic to it? Hopefully not!

"Hey, Neji?" Tenten's voice had called him until he felt Toji's beak biting up his ear hard to shake and wake him up when he wasn't reacting to her callings. He yelped back with a high pitched squeek when he almost shook off the bird away from his shoulder. To which made his girlfriend crack up a grin. Great..

"Argh! Toji!" He scolded up back to the parrot who tried to act all innocent, even if he wasn't. And to which it didn't helped him when he heard Tenten chuckle at the sight when he rubbed his ear, looking pissed."It's nothing to worry about! I think it's just a butt thing-The heat makes me all getting up itchy.."

He wasn't yet ready to tell about his groin problems out of him. And yet. Unless, he had done it, already..

"Butt thing?" Not quite the true. But it was enough to save the humiliation. But Tenten was not completely convinced when he tried to make her feel the other way around.

"Definally." He nodded back. "Well, you see...my ass, kinda...hurts.."

"Why? Was I being a little too harsh onto you?" The kunochi weapon master had followed out and even before he could even nod, her chocolate eyes had grown wide and into shock. When she covered up her mouth with both palms, making her think she had done the worst thing here.

Oh God. No! Neji could see her expression change when he waved up his hands in surroundering as he re-straightened his back to his chair. He felt like sweating up here.

"Tenten, there's nothing to worr-" But it was far too late here. She already covered up her face with her both hands, here as she yelped to herself into shame. He gulped hard, here.

"Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my Goshh-"

"Snapped out, already! There's nothing to worry here!" He cutted her out of her blaming misery and by his own serious tone here when he should be the one here whinning and frightened about his groin's horrible fate here. Not hers. "Tenten, there's nothing wrong here! It's just my thing is kinda getting all..You know. Itchy.."

"Have I broken you? No wait-Did it broken up? The condom?" She asked by by pushing her both palms down as her terrified eyes didn't lied up to her fear. She must be fearing out here for the worst, when he should be. Crap. He kinda wished she did broke him, but it wasn't the exact truth. He just shook his head, before he could think twice, once again.

"No. It did not. It's nothing wrong. It's a little itchy..That's all!"He made himself clear with hard glare that could kill or more like he didn't wanted to declare any defeat. Especially with his girlfriend with assurance as he tried to show off here. He was no doctor here, unless he could get himself checked willingty but to picture himself and something checking up his private parts..Oh Kami-sama. How badly, he wanted to die, here..

"Sure?" Tenten didn't seemed to be sure as she stared up at him. Up and down and where he was squeezing up his balls together with both of his legs, under the table. Like a coward. When her concerned expression slowly changed into a frowning one. The one with the disgusting feeling, here.

"Yeah." Neji looked too certain and followed up with a sigh. "And besides, you let me deal with things like these in here if you know what I mean.." He gulped back as he leaned foreword to her here. Bringing his elbows onto the table here as he looked back at her, seriously. Or tried to as he wanted to push the itchy important thingy away for a second. While Tenten waited for him to answer. "If there's one person I can tell and might promise to keep us altogether in private, it might be-" Neji had tried to say as much find the right words until a loud knocking sound was heard and had interrupted them in the middle of their conversation. When the two of them had gotten startled up at the sound. Even the sound made Toji shake up a bit.

"Who could be at this time of the morning, here?" Tenten had wondered back when he groaned at the lousy and keeping knocking door up, here. Only one person was known to be this loud, here. And a person that he and his girlfriend had known from the time they were genins.

"Beats me..." He whirled his head around and pulled up his chair as he returned his eyes back up at her with assurance and had gotten up to walk up his way to the main entrance. He could feel his heart pacing with anxiety but felt, relieved for a minute. But not as much when he, did not taken the time to re-think than to answer the door when he finally had done it and-

And boy, he wished he had managed to fly away as much when Toji had betrayed him by flying away from his shoulder when he felt the person coming in within a blur. That bird! That traitor.

BOOM!

His air had nearly gotten stucked up through his own lungs!

"Oy, Neji-kun! My youthful rival and teamate! How much have I missed you!" And there was well much a man into his jonin green shinobi vest combined with his spandex suit and dark short haircut whose eyes didn't fail at crying tears as much as there was for Rock Lee, here. The very same one who hugged him tight enough to crush up his ribs and lungs, all at once. How much it did hurted!

"Argh, Lee! Can't breathe! Too tight!" Neji had tried to spell out a few words when he wanted to burst out of his teamate's strong arms away, but couldn't when Lee kept hugging him way more tighter even. Oh man, he felt so useless, here.

"It's good to finally see you back, my youthfull teamate! So good!" Oh Damn. He could feel Lee's falling tears sticking up to his cheeks as much when he tried to back up a few steps back up but had lost his balance when he fell hard down onto the ground with a loud sound to wake up the entire dead land with his own and injuried ass.

"Okay, Lee! Let it go-" Oh man, it was way more humiliating than coming out from a cheap comedy and lame sketching picture, here. Where two lovers had been caught up onto doing the wrong thing here when there wasn't actually any chemistry or feeling, when all the thing had been just a mistake to think about!

"Lee, seriously! Just give him a break!" Tenten's groaning voice tone was heard from the back and much to his relief.

"Ah, Tenten! My beautiful flower, I didn't realize you were there as well!" And with that Lee just dropped the poor Hyuuga man down onto the floor as he jumped walked with his dirty shoes in and to hug Tenten away. Dropped Neji like a rug as he shut his eyes. Great.What else could it be more worse? He brought up a hand to his head or more like he wanted to grab and pull out his hair in frustration-

"Hey, Tenten.." Lee's cheerfully voice had changed, suddenly into questionning. As if he noticed something weird here. Off guard as he stopped his move and kept on listening here.

"Yeah?" Tenten did sounded a little funny, for a second. But what reason? Unless...

"How come you're wearing one of Neji's shirts?" Oh oh... Neji snapped his eyes open in distraught at this point. Oh crap. He sat up onto the floor as he whirled around to see the bowl haircut man exchanging a weird look towards Tenten who was now standing up and stepped back up away from Lee's hug. Looking uncomfortable here. Oh Oh..

"Um, Lee.." Tenten had tried to respond with a shaking gulp, here when she looked back down and away from Lee, to meet her boyfriend's own eyes for help. When Neji just shook his head, helplessely for an answer. Totally into and uncontrollable panic state as he still sat on the floor. His eyes begging her to not tell anything to Lee.

Please no.

"Well, you see, here. No, you don't..Lee, come back here!" She tried again to speak out but this Lee looked around from behind Tenten where the sink was filled up with dirty dishes and all soaked up, when he moved his head away to the left side and the very side from where the hallway was from. And when Lee slowly moved away from the table to take a better look, this is where Neji had almost expected for the worst to come now.

"Lee?" He couldn't helped but to feel scared, for a second as he slowly regained back his strength and stood up to his full height. When he felt his girlfriend reaching up to his right side.

"Think, he's-" Tenten's quiet and frightened voice tone had come up to read up his mind when he almost nodded and release another nod and-

"Sex! Sex!" Crap. Neji had almost forgot that Toji had been around the place too, as the parrot gracefully landed onto the table under his and Tenten's frightened stares. That traitor, he deeply wanted to curse until he could hear Lee's questionning tone coming from his voice and not to forget, it was fear coming through it, as well.

"Why the bed is all unmade up and with clothes all over it? Onto the floor? Neji? Tenten?" Lee's yelling up voice tone had brutally unlocked up their comunication here when they've both seen the bowl haired cut man walking back behind and away from the room. The main bedroom from where he'd been tresspassing up here, in the most total fright that both Neji and Tenten had seen. Looking all weary and frightened as if he had been lost with himself when he whirled around to see them, just like the time when Lee had been trying to find a wedding present for both Naruto and Hinata, almost a year ago.

He went totally, hopeless for an entire week. And now that he had seen what he shouldn't have seen, it was gonna be horrific and hard to make him forget. An entire hardwork to make Lee forget when he stood in front of you and of your girlfriend when he rose up his finger and pointed them both. When the secret couple here, just exchanged an frightened stare to each other here as if they got themself caught, here. And to which, it had been true. And to which they've had no other choice but to do what they had to do..

Busted.

"You? A-and and you? How-how-how, could you just-WHAAH!" But Lee couldn't finish up his sentence when his two teamates had been too much quick and trapped him into grabbing and holding him up hostage as they dragged the poor guy into the bedroom. With his screams muffled up with forced silence. As Neji shushed him with his palm when his other arm held up around his chest as Tenten grabbed Lee's legs when the two of them rushed him into the room, together. Neji backed up first as Tenten pushed through in and before she slammed the door behind them.

Meanwhile, Toji had started to sing, happily as this matter didn't bothered him, none for a bit.

...

"Man, I can't really believe you were ready to tell Hinata that Neji had been screwing up once again with his partner-" Naruto has been chewing out the last piece of the candy from the box he held, when Sasuke grunted with disgust when he rose his head up at the air with a soaked rug to cover up his eyes. In a way to control and avoid any stress. When the two of them had meet up, once again into his office with clean clothes and had been onto the same sitting position as the day before. Only, Naruto had a witness, this time.

"You mean with that girl..Ten." He groaned back at the sudden memory that still made him shiver throughtout his spine.

"Tenten. In case you don't remember-"

"Don't tell me she used to be-" Nope not one of his used up fanclub girl movement. Hell no. The blond haired man just shook his head in denial.

"Nope. Unlike, Sakura or Ino, Tenten hadn't been the kind to stick up to an avenger with good looks like you, but had stuck up with Neji and Lee, well, techincally with Neji.." He explained back. The two of them were often seen together for so many years that many people wondered if they had thing going on, here.

"Oh man, I don't really think I'd be able to get that image out of my head.." Sasuke had groaned with disgust. Who wouldn't? This picture of Hinata's most perfect cousin and girlfriend would certainly not disappear in any time. He would be trapped with it in his mind forever.

"Likewise."

"Oh man.." Sasuke had dropped down the rug and fixed up at the only friend he could fight and trust."That's why, you all went up completely nuts, yesterday? Because you've stayed all night with your kid and seen it, happening?"

"When I passed out after I seen three naked men standing into tmy office, yesterday? Sure did." The blond haired man had pushed his back to his chair when he watched the ex-revenger's only good eye widen, with astonishement.

"And since when they've been into that stuff?"

"How do I know? I mean, I-Crap, man." Naruto scratched the back of his head with frustration and moaned with defeat. "I really don't know and you're asking me if I had known for what, for weeks? It's definally not possible!"

"I don't know with the kinda of crap that Jiraya had made you endure and go through, years ago? Might lighten up a bit?" Seriously? Sasuke was gonna drive him up into the training that Naruto had went through in order to get his friend back and with the lame excuse, if he had been taught anything way worse than perfecting the raseggan? Not even into his own dead bed, here! He worked so damn hard to get everything right, while his other teacher had been too busy onto looking at the saunas, at late nights! For inspiration and for his upcoming novels! Upcoming novels? My ass!

But still, he kinda missed the old pervy man, today.

"Not that much!" He admitted back. Ever since Boruto had been brought up, his sex life had been nothing but lame. Even Hinata didn't wanted to do anything with it! She hasd grown irritated but not of him, but mostly of other things. That no men could even find the strength to explain. "You really expect me to have an lazy eye at these things? Things are way sassier with Hinata and I, but not onto a state like that! I'm not that kind of a guy that watches that kind of stuff!"

"Cause, you expect me that I am? I may don't use the Mangekyou Shariggan anymore as I've did, but I may be trapped for good with that picture of them screwing up all over, forever-" Sasuke had lamely and dramatically recalled. When the door had been pushed out, out of nowhere. Which had ended the conversation, here.

"Who's trapped, or what? Hope it's not a man under some deadly end, here. Cause the wife is already breaking up my ass, here." Another voice had walked through the room, and who turned out to be Shikamaru into his shinobi uniform as he looked bored with his cigarrette barely hanging onto his mouth. Along with Choji who was munching up a few chips into his mouth.

"Damn, I don't remember picking a fight with you, Sasuke.." Shikamaru dragged out as he took a bored look at the bruised Uchiha here.

"Or leaving you like this, though..Ouchie.." Munched Choji through the chips he swallowed back under Sasuke's pissed glare as he remembered their fight from last night. He remembered walking through town to Naruto's and Hinata's appartement, smelling sake all over.

"What happened to your face?" Choji had dragged out as put his hand once again into the chip bag and took another piece of chip as he munched in, again. And the munching noise had almost disgusted the last Uchiha survivor here.

"Got attacked by two women, last night." It was the only lame answer the Uchiha had made out with a grunt. And then he pointed the blond haired guy right in front of him with his prostetic and bandaged finger."His sister in law slammed me with the door and his own crazy wife here, had punched me before she went to bed!" Sasuke glared back at the two best friends here, who only Choji's eyes went wide when his friend only snorted and almost made his own cigarrette fall out. And Naruto could tell they were holding back their laughter, from the corner of his eye here, annoyed by the duo here.

"No way! Hinata had hit you up? Damn it, I wished I've could had seen that!" The lazy Nara had held himself onto his friend's shoulder, believing he'd fall over after hearing the most unbelievable thing coming out from Sasuke's mouth. Hinata Hyuuga, the most nicest and kindest woman, had turned out to be mean? Maybe because of the uncontrolled hormones after giving freaking kidding! It just couldn't be real. No way!

And it wasn't him, when his friend was about to snicker as well and right under Naruto's bored and tired face.

"Damn, but it still looks good on you, after all the bullshit you made us go through, years ago..It finally paid the pain out of people's damaged aged asses!" Choji had snorted back and held out his stomach, hoping he wouldn't choke. And to which it made Sasuke look away, here. With shame.

"Includding mine.." Shikamaru puffed out with a snicker and to which it made him release a bad cough as the smoke was choking him out of air.

"That's why, I kept telling everyone to not smoke here. Mind as well put a sign that says no smoking here.." Naruto had remarked back when the lazy Nara had turned his back and tried to cover up his cough away as Choji patted his back. When Naruto simply waved his hand over his face as it would make the smoke disappear.

"Sorry, man. I don't mean to laugh at your face, but-" Shikamaru took out his cigarrette and and punch himself a few fist onto his chest as he tried to regain his breathing all together. And turned back at Sasuke with a large grinning expression onto his face."But to see you getting punched out by Hinata and slammed by the door from her little brat sister, is just hilarious!"

"Freaking insane, you can say that, man!" Choji had agreed back as well under the ex-revenger's bored stare.

"What else, you have got to tell, Sasuke? A cat has bitten you up onto the ass? Throughtout the street?"

"Giving you herpes? Haha! I wouldn't believe it!"

"No. But I've seen Hinata's wrecked cousin, having sex throughtout the window with his teamate." Sasuke had dragged out when Naruto stood stunned under his reply when he almost slipped his face down from his palm. When his elbow had come close to slip away from his desk. "But other than that. Nothing else."

"You idiot, you weren't supposed to-" Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing here! No. Sasuke wanted to expose Neji's reputation here and out spoken, until Choji's laughing was heard and had interrupted his sentence. Good thing, he managed to swallow down the chips he had been munching. And in a few seconds, Shikamaru had also followed him as well under the two men's annoying stares of not being taken seriously, here.

"No way! Not Neji, man!"

"No. Not Neji!" Shikamaru had followed up with a snort as he took his cigarrette out with his fingers. "That guy had always been sophisticated, loyal and a true warrior but kinda looked a bit stiff. Despite the fact he moved out from the Hyuuga compound. But him making out Tenten? It'll be like people had swoned and paid my ass for cheap; that I've would have made out with Ino, from many years ago!" He spoken out as he laughed out this sentence. Rumours said that he and Ino could've had been a couple, but they weren't after many years as teamates. Other way out, Neji and Tenten had always been seen together as teamates that had often brought out a few questions and gosspings out through the village.

They've always been out as secretive as they could've had, until now..

"He finally had the guts to move out after he dropped out with that bullshit destiny stuff. Thanks to somebody's moral, annoying and screaming loud opinion here..Or else I would have had taken a nap during the match." Shikamaru had followed back staring back down to Naruto who only shook his head, here as if he had no idea to what Shikamaru just told.

"Why are you looking up at?"

"You. You idiot! You made him change his mind about the entire and freaking destiny shit, during the chunnin exams.."

"Really? I don't remember.." Naruto just gave a shrug as if that memory couldn't be re-called or didn't possibly remember any of it. But his friend had caught up his faking gesture here.

"You did what?" Sasuke had wondered back when the blond haired man just moaned and made a weird face back at him.

"I've farted, that's all and I won the match!" The seventh hokage made it short for an answer. To avoid all the glory or being mocked up, here.

"No, you did not!" The lazy Nara had wanted to argue again when the seventh hokage just shook his head.

"Naruto-"

"You've should've had seen the match, Sasuke. It was totally awesome!" Choji had blown out."It was a total lesson that made Neji change his way out of being a ninja..It even wasn't predicted at all."

"No crap.." The ex-revenger stared back looking a bit weird or more like he faked it. When he looked back at the annoyed blond haired guy.

"And then, we all became fast friends, but quite had to drag you out to death when we've all to get you back, here.." Choji had ended up the story with a puffed grin to his face. The retrieval mission he referred out.

"Yeah, my first and last failing mission was to drag you over here, by force. Dead or alive." Shikamaru's smile had frowned back at this line. "Not only for your best bud, but for a certain pink haired girl who've stayed all night trying to convince you to not leave. Remember Sakura? That girl had such a great heart to keep onto loving you, and all you did was squishing it as it was a pressing and stressing ball." Shikamaru had followed back which made Naruto wince with grimace and Sasuke release a frustrated groan. His friend had had his regrets and still kept onto trying to redeem himself from his faults, here. Even if everybody here, except Naruto, still gave him the cold shoulder ever since he came back and released from jail.

"Hey man-" Choji had tried to resonate his friend but it was no use here.

"I nearly lost my best friend, here and not to forget Neji and Naruto, whom had tried to get you back under the freakiest and stupid shit line, here, Uchiha and still, you've decided to walk away.."

"Shikamaru.." Naruto's voice went deep here. But The shinobi who was about to become a father in only a few months to come wasn't done with his speech, here.

"So, if you think you're gonna get any of my shitting respect here. You can as well kiss my ass, here.." The man here, despite being as lazy than ever, he had become a little bit soft. Maybe, the fact that the world of shinobi was becoming a bit wild and scarier for him to bring out a little and innocent kid here, today.

"Hn.." Sasuke made the usual sound as he had often made out from before when Shikamaru turned back to look at the blond haired man, here. When he tried to shake off the soft and personal anger he had for the last Uchiha to a frown, here.

"Naruto, can I ask you a small favor, here?"

"Spit it out, anyways.."

"Mind if I take a few days off? You see Choji is getting married in a few weeks, and there's a lot of stuff that needs to be settled with the other village and anything else, you know..Gonna have to talk up with the wife and have a few gossips with Ino as well. So see ya.." At this reply, Naruto had almost fell out from his chair when he heard this when Sasuke still held onto the sides of his own, with shock as his eyes went wide. Married? The Choji Akimichi, here was getting married? Since when did it happened?

"Married? You're getting married, Choji? How did it happened?" The blond haired man had asked back to the happiest man here as Shikamaru gave a bow and left the place, before he could hear the answer to his own question.

"It's easy! I've bent down on one knee and proposed my heart out. That's what I did." Choji's eyes beamed up a bit here as he looked proud here.

"Why?"

"Why?" Choji just shrugged off here as his smile became serious here." Maybe because life is way too short and I want to spent it as long as I still can. With the girl I'm love with. I mean, I've almost died once and might not be the end of it as a shinobi's own life, you know? And with the aftermath of the Fourth Great War and with Neji's near death experience, it kinda made me realize that a few things aren't meant to be taken for granted, any longer. Not for me, I should say." And with that, Choji bowed over Naruto greeting him both him and Sasuke, and left the place and shut the door behind him. As a weird silence had taken up the place here. First, it was Boruto's weird crying that had disturbed not only Hinata and Naruto, but also Sasuke's minds. Much later witnessing Neji's and Tenten's sexual lives together. Sai's art therapy that left them with weird and akward thoughts. Ino's threats and warnings about Hinata's possibility onto becoming killer and leaving Sakura alone as Sasuke wanted to go back at her. Hanabi and Hinata slamming and punching Sasuke's face and him drinking his wife's breast and feeding milk-

What a stupid-

"I can't believe I would've had say that, but man, I've never thought that Choji would have gotten down onto one knee and asked a girl to marry him..Not in a million years." Naruto leaned back onto his chair's back and rubbed his eyes with a defeated sigh.

"Me neither, if you wanna know.." Sasuke had dragged out once again, feeling like he had been the most dumpest loser into town here. People around town before, had thought he would be the first to get a girl. However, that might not be the case any longer. Cause not only he was gonna be the last to get hitched up as he planned, but who could've had known that Naruto and Choji and even Shikamaru had gotten themselves lucky, here with theirs wives while he might be stood up alone for good. Single. He groaned with defeat.

Damn, even that so-perfect and screwed up Neji Hyuuga had a girlfriend and didn't mind that his sexual activities was giving him a nightmare!

Forever!

...

"I don't know why, but I've been very concerned about Hinata's well being. Ever since she've given birth, I could sense some different changes going through her, lately.." Neji could sense his own uncle's voice with concern as he was sitting down and concentrated onto meditating, outside of the Hyuuga household compound and garden. After all, it was a bright day with a much better weather to handle today and despite with an sleeping Toji sitting onto his shoulder. Ripped tissue of the sleeve shoulder that the bird had kept trying to hide. Thanks to Tenten, or mostly because he had lost track during their training from yesterday's evening.

"It worries me, in a way.." His uncle's voice still kept him out of hold, here. He looked well poised as he was sitting down with him this afternoon with the table right in front of them both were two warming teacups and a teapot were onto it. And yet, Neji had expected the worse to come.

"Why is that? Uncle?" Deep thinking, keep on thinking on your breathing. Hear the birds flying away-No. Not Tojiro. But those who are flying away to their freedom-

"I don't know. I've heard a few rumours that a few young mothers like my own daughter, could go under the extreme line. Putting their child under danger. I don't believe it, but sometimes, it just gets under my nerves. It scares me to think that she could be alone and with the pressure-" Hiashi looked a bit concerned, here.

Ohhh, that kind of worry..Ok. The young man here opened up his eyes slowly and exhaled from his meditation routine.

"Hinata wouldn't do any of that. And in fact, Naruto could as well help her out-" Neji tried to stop up but had gotten interrupted.

"It's easy to say that, Neji, but ever since since he had been chosen to be the seventh hokage. He has other obstacles to achieve.." The elder here had remarked with a defeating sigh.

"Well, I don't know what to say, uncle.." He shrugged off his shoulders and sighed by trying look elsewhere.

"Despite not living into the household anymore, Neji, wouldn't you mind to watch over her, even if it's for a simple gesture, coming from me? From your uncle?" He sounded as he was ready to beg. Say what?, Neji looked back at him, trying to be as composed here and poised as he could when deep down he wanted to shout. Don't freak out, don't freak out!

"Well, I.." Well, it's not like he had something planned or anything. Other than to get his sensitive parts checked later on. Shizune-sama had promised him that she wouldn't tell a soul or to anybody else. About his own personal and private situation. She told him he could come over anytime and help him out. To keep it confidentional as doctor and patient, unless he wanted to make it known.

"Wouldn't you mind?" Hiashi-sama's voice had called him out here. To which it almost made him shudder here. Wouldn't mind, what? The young Hyuuga could felt his face getting redder and sweating than he would have had thought. When he remembered the real thing here for a minute. Talking about Hinata. And not about his little problem..

Thank God.

"No, I wouldn't." Neji had simply sighed deep down as he re-opened up his eyes and looked back up at the man whom he secretely and made sure he hated him, until today. When Hiashi Hyuuga had spared his life from being re-sealed from the elders after the sacrifice he made for Hinata and Naruto, five years ago. When his uncle had figured out about his curse mark that had disappeared as he watched him laid onto the hospital bed, looking all weak, pale and all heavily bandaged, includding his forehead and had decided to lie for him. Not as an the Hyuuga clan leader, but acting up like an natural uncle here.

"You have my word, Neji. I won't let them do it again.." Hiashi had told him when he visited him a few days after he woken up when the elder man still into his shinobi vest and uniform with his headband. For a thought, Neji had thought his own father had come back from the dead to visit him in person. He tried to breathe out his feelings, didn't mattered if his lungs made the situation more difficult when he spoke out.

"But Uncle-" He tried to argue here, despite looking completely hopeless as he laid onto this bed with the comformy pillows and covers that arrived up to his waist line, when his uncle just shook his head. Neji's eyes widened back astonishement here.

"I won't. Keep on covering your forehead and get the best care as you can even if it's outside or at the household, it won't matter. But don't let them see your forehead. It's your life, Neji and you should be the only one who decides on how it should be it from now on.." His uncle had declared back as he put his hand over his bandaged shoulder when Neji had been bafleed out by his confession. He grown out to appreciate his own uncle even more, today and coming up from that day at the hospital. He protected him and lied for him as if he was his own son. Right, the Hyuuga clan had started to change here and for the better. It was still a slow move, though. But Satoshi's death had been a big reminder to Neji to move out as fast as he could once he was strong enough to do it. And Uzumaki Naruto's order and promise had come along the way.

"Neji?" His uncle's own had brought out from his thoughts to the present. The young man just shook his head.

"I would. Not as a guardian, but as a cousin and a brother. Uncle. Hinata is like my sister and to which I deeply still care for, I'd let you know if something goes wrong or not." He spoke out a little bit too fast to his defense. Even Tojiro had yelped back for answer, here. He could tell his uncle hadn't been embarrassed by the parrot here. Or more like it didn't bothered him much. Hinata had been like a sister for him and only wanted the best for her, even if it was by marrying the idiot whom had once kicked his ass and became the next hokage after Kakashi-sensei stepped down from the throne.

"I'm glad..I've been very worried for her. I haven't heard her, from such a longtime and it worries me, Neji.." Hiashi's feautures had relaxed a bit when he heard that.

"I'm sure it's nothing, but I'll let you know..As always." The young man had breathed deeply through his lungs from his sitting spot. During his recovery, he often had taken the time to think alone and shut things out from the outside world while he had been under strict convalescence through his doctor's advice. And despite how long it took for him to get better, he tried to remain as patient as he could seem to be before he could get back into training and going back into missions. And, mostly patient when he and Tenten had to dragged an poor and terrified Lee back onto the messed and main bedroom as they've explained to him their status about their relationship. Professional relationship had turned out to become more of a personal one, as it seems. Love wasn't always an such personal rendez-vous for everyone. But when it comes, it simply stays as long as you want it to be.

And Tenten was the one whom made his heart beat faster than he could have thought, today. It sure scared him, but it was a reason to keep onto fighting here for the real matter.

"It's interesting, to know." Hiashi had wondered back with a small smile as Neji rose an eyebrow, confused. Panic as close he could sense.

"Why is what?"

"I can tell that something has changed you for the better, Neji..Way more than I've expected." Like what?

"Like what?" Not the sex glow? Uh? Was he smelling sex?

"Well, you look way more calm and the way you act, undistractive than before, happier even. At ease, with yourself than you've would've had been many years ago.." For real? Since when? Unless..

"Hn.." He simply shrugged back his shoulders while Tojiro had yawned here and re-started to scratch his ass here.

"Isn't that woman. That woman Tenten?" Hiashi had followed back in wonder and much to his own discomfort here. If Neji wasn't sitting right now, he would have had fell from his position! He watched his uncle scratch up his jaw as he almost smirked back at the young man here."Yes, now I remember. Your female partner that you've once made me look out before, when you've thought you wouldn't had've had made it-"

"Uncle! It's nothing of the sort. It's just the weather and the wind, here. It makes me feel better.." Nice try, Genius! Now his uncle would look up at him as if he was crazy here! Denying something that might not be held into the dark for long!

"And this Tenten woman, here? You seem to have strong feelings for her from what I can see. Neji, you don't have to lie here. Not to me, either way. Am I wrong?" Uncle Hiashi had called up the subject back when Neji had raised up his eyes up at him, with uncernainty when he tried to reach up for his teacup but froze. No, his uncle wasn't wrong here. At all.

Oh Boy.

...

"So, who's the guy? Ten, tell me everything here!" Ino's exciting voice tone had woken up the woman with the two buns and long braid tail that fell onto her back. She froze herself wahen she reached up for the coins throughtout her wallet. When she wanted to buy a flower bouquet here. Lillies, were better than roses and blossoms. And since the Yamanaka flower was ranked at its best and managed by Ino, herself. Well, there was kinda of a problem to go on with. Ino was Konoha's favorite girl to gossip when it came to juicy stories..

And the last thing she wanted to tell, it was her own sexual activities with Neji. Even with Lee, it had been hard until he made her and Neji do the last thing they wanted to do, here. Reveal the entire cover up deadline, here.

"What guy?" Tenten had stopped her movement with shock as she felt her heart beat skipping up for a second, here. When she looked up to see the blond long haired woman release a mischievous smile, at her shock.

"Oh come on!"

"No, I don't know what you're talking about!" Tenten just shook up her head in denial, but it didn't ended anything. Cause Ino was determinated to know everything, here.

"Please! At least, please tell me that he's a good kisser and makes you curl up your toes over in bed! Is he a looking god?"

Oh No! Stay calm, Tenten, stay calm! Even if she wanted to freak out and get the hell out of here.

"Ino, I can't-" Oh crap. She was turning red, here..

"Is he even good in bed? What score between 1 to 10, you'd give it?" Argh! What? What on earth, Ino had figured out that point? It couldn't be! Both she and Neji had agreed to keep their relationship into a secret, unless they were ready to come out from hiding. Because who would want a couple who are in love and messing around like two normal but horny kids? Neji came from an important clan and while she came from an lost orphanage, dropped down onto by an hooker. What would people would think or gonna do, once they've known it?

"Argh! Ino!" It's far too embarrassing to even think about it.

"Come on! Is it Neji-kun? He is a true warrior here and to conquer, I wouldn't be surprised if the two of you ended up together-"

"I've gotta go! There's the money, Ino!" Tenten had cut her out before she could let the blond woman follow with a nervous smile. "Thanks again for the lillies bouquet, Ino-chan!" She took ahold of the bouquet and whirled around. And ran. And fast.

"Hey, wait! I wasn't done with you yet! Come back, here! Tenten!" Ino's voice had recalled back when Tenten hurried out from the flower shop here. If the tellings of her relationship with Neji were about to be spread out, she needed to warn Neji and fast!

But first, she had throw a few kunais to help her out onto freeing out her own little frustration back at the training spot that she and her secret boyfriend share.

She and Neji needed to have a little talk after his appointement with Lady Shizune-sama.

...

"Well, Neji?" His uncle had folded up his arms toward his chest and stared at the young frozen man here. Whose right eye was beggining to twitch up a bit. I'm screwed.

Deeply screwed. Way to go, Neji..

"Well, you see.." He gulped hard here with a nervous smile or more like a guilty one, and felt his clothes sticking up onto him with sweat. As long he didn't stuttered back like Hinata had once did. Crap. He even looked up to his shoulder where Toji was too busy scratching his wings. As if the situation with Lee this morning, hadn't been enough and traumatic already!

"You and-and you?" An frightened Lee had pointed back them back and forth after they've dragged him onto their messed up bed as they've had explained everything, a few hours ago. From the start. And to say that Neji considered himself as a neat freak.

Oh man.

"Neji..I'm still waiting for answer." Lord Hiashi's frown had grown deeper as his own lavender eyes could reach up to his, here. As if glares could kill.

"Well.." He struggled up to find the exact words he needed to say before his uncle could drop the sex act up education into the subject. Not so sure if he had already done that with Hinata or Hanabi before. "Tenten is my partner and had always been such good and close friend to me, and enduring with all the mess I've made her endure. I am glad that she stood up by me, patientely and..with dignity. Or else I would've had been lost with my hatred toward the lead main branch." Neji had admitted back when Hiashi here had tried to defend himself, looking a bit stunned here.

"But that matter had been for such a longtime ago.."

"It was true. But there's a few things that may never slip away from my own mind. Despite that I am now free of the curse mark seal and now that I live on my own terms, I still don't think I wouldn't be able to ever forget the pain from the past had made me go through. That my destiny had been marked from the start when I was branded." Neji might never forget it the locked memories or even the impact that Satoshi's or his father's deaths that had onto him, even if he did forgave his uncle for his father's death. He may never be able to forget it.

"I know." His uncle had breathed with disappointement, here. Not because of Neji but the past that made his young nephew loathe him, before.

But Neji wasn't finished.

"But Tenten and my other friends had shown me another way, and by proving that I can be more stronger and defy the path that has been chosen for me. That I've been wrong. That I can change for the better, like Hinata had proved out to be." Good. Good. He managed to switch up the conversation into something else.

"Even if it did a longtime, I'm glad she had found her way out. And that Naruto has returned her feelings." His uncle had concluded back to this fact.

"It sure did." Neji had followed up for short until he came back to the real subject, here." Back out there at the battlefield, where I was laid to die. Closely-"

"You weren't ready, Neji. I know it.." The leader of the clan had added up with confidence. Maybe he hadn't been. Cause there were too many things he needed to do and to feel and not to forget to experience his own freedom, here. To feel love. To be able to feel it through the deepest of his still beating up heart. Tenten's love made him keep onto going and to keep onto living. Feeling the sensation of being a free bird. A free man, here. And the sex came with it...

"Anyways, I've wanted to thank her. I've wanted Tenten to know that I had been blessed to have had a such great friend to count and trust. I wanted her to know that feeling.." Neji had admitted back as he couldn't help but to let the reddening blush coming up to his cheeks as he brought up his teacup and slowly, drank it.

"Even if you've told her that you've loved her? I presume?" Hiashi-sama had blurted out of nowhere and out of curiousity when Neji had spat out his tea onto the floor to which it made Tojiro slap out his wings and started to fly up with fear and squeaked up for a simple response. Revealing the ripped spot of his sleeve and the very same one he had totally forgotten to sew. Not to mention his shirt had Tenten's scent here. He coughed out a few times before he cleared out his voice.

"W-w-What?" His face's natural color had bleached out for a second looking a bit of shock and distraught that he almost thought that he was gonna stay stuck with that expression. But his uncle wasn't quite the dumbest man to get at.

"I've said that you've loved her when she clutched out onto your hand... Don't make that face, Neji. You'll get stuck onto it. I know it. I was also there back at that tent." Wasn't he? He couldn't really remember with all the pain and numbness here. When he all, but desparately wanted was the weaponist kunochi to be by his side even if it meant for one last time. He totally had forgotten that his uncle had also been there at the war as a representive of the clan leader from before. Which he still was.

"Y-you were?" Neji couldn't hide the astonishement sound from his voice tone as his uncle nodded firmly.

"Oh, I sure was..It was such beautiful picture to watch out.." Wasn't it? And how much did he see?

"I..I.." He was out of words, here. Too bafleed to even say something about it.

"Aren't you gonna say anything about that?" Hiashi had wondered back to his bleached face here.

"About?" Play nice, Neji! It's not that he can activate the curse seal mark onto you now. You know, he can't. Relax!

"You know what I mean.." His uncle followed out, once again. But not much impressed now.

"Well..you see.." He first started out, once again as he moved up his arm up which it revealed the ripped cut onto his shoulder. As Hiashi Hyuuga waited for him to answer despite letting his eyes looking up at the destroyed part of his shirt. Oh crap, he felt like Hinata for a second."F-f-friends can also as well tell to each other that they love each other but as friends. In the friendzone way.." Cracked? Oh man. He gulped with fear. He felt like dying here. He could feel his own shivering-no! Cracking up with fear, here. Even his own injured groin was shivering...

What a such lame answer, here and coming from such a genius guy like him.

"Friendzone?" His uncle had raised an eyebrow here with confusion as if it was the first time he'd heard the word. When Neji tried to wave it back his answer in the most natural way he could. Even if he felt like crawling away like a bug. What other way, could he explain it?

"It's a way to describe it, for short sentence.." He made it short for an explanation here, nervously. Even when he felt like throwing up here. When he watched his uncle shrug off his shoulders in defeat before he stood up onto his feet, slowly.

"Well, I guess, I'm getting a little too old for that kind of word and whatever it does means.."

"I don't blame you for that.." Neji had also agreed. Even to him, that phrase still weird. And it somehow made his uncle uncomfortable. Not much of his thing, maybe. Way too modern for him to handle and yet, so much had changed here.

"People in my time did either get to fall in love and get married or even have an arranged marriage. Form a family, so that the legacy could carry on.." So traditional as he sounded to be when Neji nodded as he tried to look serious after he looked uncomfortable here. And close to be constipated. How much his groin was aching, at the moment now. Damn, that stupid soap!

"I know that."

"I hope you find that someone, someday Neji...I kinda had wished it had been that female partner of yours, although. Tenten. Somehow, she always seemed to have a good head onto her shoulders and a clear mind." His uncle had confessed much to his surprise here when he blinked up. Didn't she? Maybe, Tenten could be as well accepted here in the Hyuuga compound here and from the way, Lord Hiashi had praised her in such good way here, it did meant a lot for Neji, here. But still, he worried for the situation if his own uncle hears about the truth of Tenten. Just wait till hears about her being dropped down from a prostitute. He'll certainly turn his back over her. And I'll be doomed, once again! No wonder, Tenten told him to keep it as a secret. Because, it was already humiliating to hear it.

"And Naruto?" And to that question, his uncle just gave him annoying frown as if that name did in fact, irritated him. Deep down.

"That was a different matter, although. No father is ever ready to give away his daughter in marriage. Not even if he's the most powerful human being of the village and even if he did surpassed you, once." Lord Hiashi had declared with confidence as he unfolded up his legs from his sitting position and slowly rose up onto his full height."No matter happens, Hinata stays my daughter as much like Hanabi. The very same thing as for you, Neji, you mean a lot for me. And as I see you growning old and go through every day of it, you're becoming the splitting image of your father, here."

"I am?" Neji asked him, getting a little stunned at this revealation. He looked stunned to hear that as he was growing up, the more mature he'd get, patience and with the looks as his frustrated expressions had slowly faded away and let his own heart opening up to more things to come. Choosing things that would make him a better human being, here. But he had no idea he could be passed as his own late father.

"Close to it." His uncle confessed trully coming from the deepest of his own heart who used to be kept onto a cold cage, even before he did realized how much he had hurted not only his daughter, but also his nerphew here, many years ago."I know he'd be proud of you if he still were here. Of how you would have had turned to become."

"I know. And if it means to have had going through war and survived Uchiha's demanded attack meant to Naruto and Hinata." Neji had went on as he settled down his teacup onto the table right in front of him and of his uncle.

"But somehow, you had survived it. And moved out from this cage.." His uncle closed up his eyes and gave him a short bow before he turned and walked back to the Hyuuga household. While Neji just sighed. Cage, he did meant the household that made his first years as a genin, a living hell..

"Hn." Let's just say, I had guts and enough to come out of it. And how good it came it out to be. Despite his own healing scars and injuries that had much changed him forever. But it was a price that he would've had taken for anybody. Not only for Hinata or Naruto, but for anybody else. Like Lee or Tenten. Especially, Tenten. He'd die for her and out of love for her.

"Alright, then.." The young ex-guardian had slowly unfolded his legs up and was about to push himself up, until he heard Hiashi's voice again.

"Oh, and one last thing here, Neji.."

"Yes?"

"Fix that walking problem of yours here."

THUD.

A bird just fell.

Not to forget his groin ached him with pain, even more.

"You look like some stranger had punched you up into the private parts." His uncle had admitted back as Neji had lost his foot and fell right back down onto the ground and facedown when he did heard the leader of the clan talking about his sensitive parts and as he tried to hide away the laughter out of his voice tone. Ouch! That hurt! He got caught young man simply froze into his weird angle and lying position. When he heard this reply coming his uncle whom snickered back close to release a rare chuckle. "And before you've made your way up, from here. I've already noticed it." Which meant that he had noticed it.

Damn it. His uncle did figured out something. But not sex. Good. Good. Very Good. He didn't needed to go through another shocking and traumatic episode just like he and Tenten had to go through with Lee, this morning. However, his uncle did somehow noticed that he had been walking up, in the very and most bizzare way. Funnier even. Much like a duck or even a very poor bruised penguin. That had gotten hit to the balls on his way out to home. Well, not much of a home, anymore. Really? Did he seriously needed that sentence to bare or it was a way to get back at him? Like Tenten had said before, The Hyuuga clan weren't so good when it comes to sensing any scent much like the Inuzuka clan much like Kiba, but they are quite good with the eyes. Not as good, although. Him, maybe.

Heck! Maybe, his girlfriend was right. They both needed to tell them their relationship, unless someone else had figured out about them and start the flying rumours around the village. Maybe, just not right now..

But when? On my death bed-Argh, no,I've already done that!

After he'll get his balls fixed-no, after he made sure that Hinata is doing okay and not possibly turning up to be a cold blooded killer, here. Blood killer? Seriously? As if he hadn't been close to kill her before and to which the young Uzumaki had kicked up his ass for getting back at it. After all, Naruto had sworned as he held Hinata's dripping blood through his hard clenched fist.

But it still took some time for Naruto to understand the true meaning of her feelings before he finally turned to love her and had asked her to marry him. But, how much of a struggle it had been for the seventh hokage to convince his uncle to give him his blessing. It somehow took months and close enough to give the leader of the clan an pooped out vain and of an nearly and dying stroke!

Oh man!

How he wished to have seen the very cold and proud and strong Lord Hiashi Hyuuga almost losing his shit toward the blond haired man ninja. He even told Neji once, while the young Hyuuga man had been still onto bed due to his injuries from the war, that he wanted all this misery to end and especially after enduring the blond ninja for nearly five months and before Neji was strong enough to leave the house. Before he finally gave up. That old poor and bastard man. He kinda deserved it, in a way and to which Neji might never admit but it had been fun to see his uncle running around and lose his nerve, helplessly.

Like an hopeless idiot..

And boy, did Lord Hiashi looked so miserable and worn off from the way his long hair had been a complete mess that night when he pushed the door as he came in and dropped himself down onto his knees and hard down onto the floor and inside of Neji's bedroom. Not too mention, he nearly tripped over from his robe. His recovering nephew was sitting up and drinking his tea before going to sleep, here. When he stared up at his miserable and looking uncle, here, looking a bit eye widen and stunned.

"Uncle?" He stopped any movement as he held up his teacup with his hands. Looking a bit weird from how this scene was taking place here. His uncle was in a sitting and pathetic bowing position here.

"I-I c-c-can't handle it, much more any longer. Neji.." Hiashi Hyuuga had moaned with defeat or more like he was ready to crack up his shit here. Cry even. Under Neji's wide eyes here. "I think I might go insane if I keep seeing that brat interrupting my walks or my sleep, any longer..I can't even go to the toilet alone without hearing all of his yellings going through my mind and watch me through the window doing what I sh-"

"That brat? You mean.." Neji had interupted back acting up all innocent even if he wasn't. Deep down and in secret, he certainly enjoying it. Let the old man suffer for a bit. Naruto had nearly caught his uncle pooping his shit out? It must have been priceless..And not to forget hilarious.

"Uzumaki Naruto.." His uncle dropped out with a groan through his throat.

"Ah.." That was all Naruto here. Not the kind of a man who has the forfeith word onto his own vocalbulary. "He even caught you into the bathroom?" He added up back with the smirk that slowly went up to his face under his uncle's deadly and annoyed glare when he rose his head toward him, here. How cranky and exhausted he looked out to be.

"Neji, don't make it worse than as it seems.."

"No. I'm not. I'm just saying-"

"You have to help me, here, Neji.." Since when did his uncle ever asked for his help? Never.

"Just let him marry Hinata. Don't you see he's in love with her and she does love him back.." Neji had remarked back as he brought up his teacup and drank it, when his uncle groaned and whinned with defeat when he pushed his back and rested onto his knees, nerly as he exploded.

"It's not that easy, and even she almost died for him and you-"

"And the fact, that he almost went a bit too close to lose his own humanity once Hinata did sacrifice herself for him. Save and protect him." The young man here had slowly put aside his teacup onto the nightstand at his left side, with such precaution and close to lose his laugh."Which it was enough for him to be impressed."

"Seriously, Neji? You're supposed to be on my side-" His uncle almost sounded as he begged when Neji just shook his head trying to remain as calm as he could. Despite he wanted to snort up a laugh, deep down.

"I'm just being honest, here." He shrugged back his shoulders once his back sinked back onto his pillows as he brought his hands together under his lap."Naruto may have had been too unaware before, but he did realized he had real feelings for her, although. It did took awhile, but it worked just fine." Just like it did for him and Tenten. Only, they've decided to keep their relationship a secret Neji had thought back when he pushed up and sat back down on the ground with a grunt and exhaled a deep breath as he closed up his eyes for a minute.

It certainly did. When Lord Hiashi had simply accepted Naruto's mercy of matter. Letting him marry his daughter. Or else, Hiashi would have had spot him taking a warm bath with him. It would've had been a heck of a nightmare to bare! But with a little pushing, it all worked out just alright. Despite the fact it had nearly did cost his life and left him for dead. The curse mark seal may have had faded but not its kekkei genkai. Neji just smiled back at this thought. He was alive and grateful for the good things that had happened to him, much later on. To see his cousin getting married and him starting a relationship with his teamate. Not Lee, but with Tenten. His best friend, roomate and girlfriend..Sexual partner.

And somehow, little parrot Toji had known it. His own strength. Up and hanging onto the tree's suspending branch, when he only stared up down at the young and dirty Hyuuga man who slowly stood up onto his feet dusted out the dirt away from his clothes and frowned at his pet from his spot.

"Stupid, Neji, Stupid!" Toji had called him back from the tree.

He sure was.

And somewhere over the coulds, he could hear Hizashi Hyuuga's good and heartfelt laugh or more like he just laughed at his own son's stupid ass, here.

...

There you go! Hope it was funny and too much of a melodrama with Shikamaru, here. I kinda like to mess around with Sasuke, here. Looks like karma has gotten up with him now and with all the mess he made the characters handle. Looks like Lee and Lord Hiashi are about to know something here, but what?

I kinda liked to write NejiTen's cozy and craziest scenes here, along with Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke and baby Boruto. Being all crazy and funny in the same appartement, all at once. Not to forget Sasuke is trapped with NejiTen's sexual scene forever! And who loves Choji here? I sure did. Merry Christmas, everyone and thanks again for the support. See ya!