Prologue Part 2- Sometimes being a horny boi has its advantages

The multiverse was a big fucking place, real big. So, big that it would take at least two eternities to study its intricacies. However, even though Issei had been to the center of the entire multiverse, stared the area of creation in the face, he was in fact, far more interested in porn.

"AHHHHHH, Man, that felt great didn't it? Good thing this Issei still likes porn hehe." Issei was laying in his bed, the strange white pawn pieces were scattered on the floor and he seemed content with himself and his antics. Issei looked outside his window. "Well, everything looks the same, no crazy differences. The energy here feels the same, I should try and contact Gabriel…. Oh yeah, sorry Ddraig." Issei restored his connection with Ddraig, he was in for an earful from a dragon.

"ISSEI YOU FOOL! Don't you realize were we are? Issei, get a grip on yourself, Stop the porn, I am sure this next adventure will be far more interesting than porn."

"I doubt it."

"Partner." Ddraig deepened his voice into a low growl, it felt as if Issei was shaking from the inside.

"Alright, alright just calm down. I'll contact Gabriel and get this WHOLE thing figured out, just settle down. Actually, it might be better to just contact God, that would probably be better. Hopefully he will understand." Issei felt a ping of fear. "I hope he's not too pissed."

Issei tried to summon his direct communication with God, However, it didn't work.

"Ddraig, what's going on? How is my direct connection not working?"

"I told you we should be more concerned."

"Ddraig?!"

"Sorry, well perhaps there is interference, if you can't contact God, I would assume Gabriel would also be out of the question."

"Wait, what?"

"We can't talk to Gabriel."

"Fuck, I always love messing with her whenever we go on adventures, oh well this new place might be fun. I guess we should maybe go for a walk?" Asked Issei.

"Sure, great idea. Last time you said, 'I guess we should just watch some porn' we ended up in the void and now in what I can only assume, is a parallel universe, maybe even a different dimension all together. Flawless thinking. We'd probably end up getting in a fight."

"Or I'd mess up again and we'd be back home!"

"Sometimes I question why I chose you."

"Rude, you know why…You like porn just as much as me!"

"Fuck it, let's just go for this 'walk', what else could go wrong?"

"Ah, Ddraig, you've been learning from me, excellent." Issei grinned.

"Well before we end up starting a war or something I think it would be good to test our powers before we…"

Issei leaped through the window and landed in some bushes.

"…Try anything. Are you alright?"

"I'm Fine." Groaned Issei. "We'll see what happens if we get in a fight, that's what adventures are all about right? Besides…We can find out what kind of porn this place has!"

Issei stumbled up from the bushes and took to the streets. Everything looked the same, but different simultaneously. He walked on the side of the road slowly and methodically, studying his surroundings and taking note of everything around him. He followed the familiar streetlights, things seemed mostly the same. He decided he wanted to visit his favorite "Adult Video Store". Issei began to hum to himself as he strolled along the side of the street, he found it strange no one was out walking around. He said he'd wait till morning but just went out at night instead. He felt a strange presence close by but simply ignored it. They were getting close to Issei's favorite store, he recognized the park, it was close.

"Hey Ddraig what, did you do about those pawn pieces anyways?"

"Not much, I just masked their presence. If that 'Issei' was in fact a devil his master wouldn't detect the change. Perhaps I will take your advice and simply 'Go with the Flow'…. Also, you noticed that presence, didn't you?"

"Yeah, it's been following us for the past 5mins and 37 seconds, I can't pinpoint it unless I activate my Draconic Intuition I would prefer to save that for later.

"Why save it? it's one of the best…"

"Because, every time I use it I can't get a hard on for like an hour!"

The dragon inside of Issei once again, Face palmed.

Issei rounded a corner to where his favorite…It was gone.

"WHAT THE FUCK! 'Sunny Day Care' ARE YOU KIDDING ME!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, AH WHAT LUCK YOU HAVE!"

"Even I am not that fucked up to…" Ddraig cut Issei off quickly.

"Don't even finish that thought, please."

"Hehe, sorry."

In front of Issei was a large daycare were his favorite store once sat. In Issei's mind this was the biggest travesty of this new world. A now disheartened Issei meandered to the park to grieve. He sat on the fountain and was on the verge of tears, what would life be like without new porn? Issei didn't have time to ponder what was sure to be the impossible, he would make sure to find a new supply. Abruptly the color of the night turned purple, a magical barrier formed around Issei. A pretty low level one too, shoddy magic.

"Hm, a barrier, what is this?" Issei asked no one in particular. He stood up, closed his eyes and sniffed the air. Inside Issei's mind an outline of a body was highlighted in his vision. "Found you, big mistake." Issei let out a slight chuckle. Black feathers fell in front of Issei.

"Partner, don't waste time!"

"It's fine Ddraig, this guy is small fry."

In front of Issei a Fallen Angel appeared in the sky. He was wearing a long trench coat and a fedora. Oh boy, Issei was about to have a field day on this goof ball.

The Fallen Angel began to speak to a laughing Issei.

"Why laugh!? Are you so terrified you laugh at death? Stray Devils are so strange." The fallen exclaimed as he readied a spear of light. At this point Issei began cackling and nearly keeled over as the Fallen readied the light spear.

"Hold on their buddy, let's talk." Issei's laughter slowed down. The Fallen was intrigued.

"Listen up, Fedora, (Issei laughed again) First you take away my favorite porn store, then you act like you are going to kill ME." Issei began laughing again.

The fallen was not amused. "What do you mean you? You are nothing! A runt!" The fallen threw his spear. Issei reached his hand out and caught the light spear in his hand. The Fallen took interest now.

"Let's talk about that Fedora of yours, I bet you stalk girls huh, even worlds away people like you still exist. Let me guess, you have a big crush on a girl way out of your league, right?" Issei almost seemed sympathetic. He held the light spear in his hand and crushed it, into tiny light fragments. The fallen was too distracted by Issei's comments. In the fallen's head an image of Raynare popped up.

"What do you mean 'girl out of my league'? We work together! We are getting closer every day!" The fallen became emotional as he pleaded to someone he just tried to murder, the first sign of being small fry, easily distracted.

"Guess I was right huh?" Exclaimed Issei.

"Shut up!" Yelled the Fallen. As the image of Raynare in his mind faded he remembered the boy in front of him catching and destroying a light spear.

"That spear!?"

"That? That's nothing! I have iron hands, I've been watching porn since I could get a hard on! I am the king of porn!" Issei stood up as he screamed as he repeated being a porn king.

"HAHAHA." The fallen let out a hearty laugh. "Porn King? And I am the one with no girls?"

"Wrong again fedora man! I get all the hoes!" Proclaimed Issei.

"What an interesting creature you are. Alas, you still need to die." The fallen readied another attack. Issei sighed.

"Guess playtimes over." WELSH DRAGON BALANCE BREAKER

Issei's crimson armor appeared on his body, draconic wings sprouted from his back.

"Sekiryuutei!" The fallen was terrified, he turned around to flee.

Issei was in front of him and the Fallen collided with his armor, sending him to the ground. Issei had a few more words for the weakened fallen.

"You idiot! You follow me around and Instead of doing a surprise attack you decide to grandstand?! All while dressed like a complete jackass! No wonder you were wearing a trench coat while hanging around a playground AND a daycare." Issei hovered above him, the only thing the fallen could see was the crimson armor of the Sekiryuutei. "Now, you lay there…crying!? You are actually crying! Wow." Issei started laughing again as he hovered above the sobbing, and injured fallen.

"What is your name Fallen?" Asked Issei.

The Fallen ceased his sobbing. "Dohnaseek."

"I am sorry Dohnaseek, but unfortunately you have seen my identity, I can't let that happen. However, rejoice, for the girl you have undoubtedly been stalking will thank me!" Issei readied Dragon shot, it was over in an instant. The barrier faded, the fallen's wings fell everywhere.

"Fuck, those fucking feathers." Issei was still hovering and reeled his back in. "BLAST BURN!" A massive flame came from Issei's armor, incinerating every feather before it hit the ground.

"Hey Ddraig?" Issei slowly descended and his armor disappeared.

"Yes Partner?"

"Are you happy now?" Issei seemed angry.

"What is wrong now?"

"I won't be able to watch porn now! I used that move! Dammit Ddraig! This is all your fault!"

"That is what you angry about? You have got to be kidding me? First you reveal our identity, then instead of interrogating that fallen you incinerate him! I should be the one whose mad!"

"Point." Issei let out a heavy sigh. "Now what? I don't have porn, I can't get a hard on, I already fought someone. Fuck this shit." Issei stood up and started walking back home. On his way, back home he asked another question.

"Hey Ddraig, what day is today?"

"How would I know?"

"I don't know. I hope we don't have school tomorrow. That is going to be interesting. Have you analyzed those evil pieces yet?"

"Of course, never doubt me."

Issei's house was now in view. "So, who are we a 'part of'?"

"The Gremory clan."

"Gremory?" Issei stopped mid-stride. "That's impossible! They were wiped out! During…" Issei felt a wave of emotions hit him. "Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Alright Ddraig, new plan."

"Let's hear it."

"Protect the Gremory's at all costs, not matter what it takes. Even if it takes my life. It doesn't matter if we are in another dimension, universe or wherever the fuck we are, my unfulfilled promise will be kept." Issei clenched his fists and looked down at the ground.

"You got it partner, I'm with you forever."

Issei unclenched his fists and walked back into his home. As he opened the door he asked Ddraig one more question.

"Hey Ddraig?"

"Yes."

"I am the porn king?"

"…You are whatever you want to be. But I have to admit, that was pretty stupid."

"Stupid! Now you've got me fired up! Mark my words Ddraig, this new adventure has two goals!"

"Great."

"One: Protect the Gremory's. Two: BECOME THE KING OF PORN!"

"Uhhhh." Ddraig unleashed a mighty sigh.

"I WILL BE THE KING OF PORN!" Exclaimed Issei as he stepped inside his room. He heard his mom yell at him.

"GO BACK TO BED! STOP LOOKING AT THE NAKED WOMEN!"

Issei closed his door and quietly said to himself again. "I will be the king of porn."

-End Prologue Part 2

AN: Expect a MUCH longer update for chapter 1. I just wanted to get a little back-round out there. lol. ISSEI WILL BE THE KING OF PORN!