Chapter 1- Universal Balance and porn, how closely they are intertwined

The Void-

The Creator has seen many things over the years. From battles that tore holes in the multiverse, to the creation and destruction of world devouring creatures, even the birth of the Dragons. However, sometimes he gets bored. In his boredom, he chose to make parallel universes to accompany a single, ALPHA verse. His reasoning was simple, entertainment, and an endless supply of backup's if something bad happened. It worked well, it was entertaining seeing different worlds and seeing the different fates and choices of the worlds, an endless supply of entertainment. However, some creatures caught on to the different universes, to the parallel worlds and different dimensions he created. If a creature went to another dimension he could care less, his creation of different dimensions was mostly to store leftover crap, or as a gap and a buffer between the different worlds, universes and so on. However, over the years many have tried to shift between them, the worlds themselves, some attempting to cause chaos, others seeking knowledge, some seeking power. However, in all the near infinite attempts to shift between the world's only a handful have been successful. Whenever someone is successful the creator judges them and their intentions in the Void. If he judges them entertaining, he will grant them the ability to travel. No one has been granted the privilege of travel. Until now. The creator was watching the various worlds as he did at all times, suddenly he detected a portal. He entered the portal and watched the creature that had opened it. It was a descendant of one of the original Dragons. This, human, while seeking shallow pleasure from something called, porn, had managed to open up a portal to the Void. For the first time in several eternities the Creator itself, was intrigued with this, porn. More importantly he was intrigued with the human who had opened it. Issei Hyoudou was brought to the void. Upon arrival, the first time he arrived he was already bored, not even caring of the Void itself. Not only that he mentioned this, porn, again. The Creator decided, Issei Hyoudou would be given the gift of travel, all Issei's would be able to travel. Within his different worlds, Earth was the most interesting. There are only around a trillion different versions, a very small number in the Creators eyes. However, the Creator didn't care what would happen next, he would maintain balance, but he would sit back and watch. Hopefully, this self-proclaimed "King of Porn" would be entertaining. Between Universe Alpha, and Universe Epsilon. Funny, of course Issei would be traveling between the Creator's two favorite versions of the Universe. The Creator was sure, this, Issei, would be very entertaining.

Universe Epsilon

"Issei? Are you there? Issei?" Gabriel's tone of voice quickly devolved into a fearful whimper as Issei's last words became more and more distant. Issei had only activated Juggernaut drive twice, once during the great betrayal of he who shall remain nameless, and accidentally while trying to show off to her. She couldn't imagine life without Issei. Even though he was perverted, even though he seemed to not care about anything except pornography. She couldn't live without him. She stood there, motionless as the communication circle near her ear faded. Chief Michael and God saw the look on the beautiful Seraphs face, as tears welled up and she cried. Never had Michael or God seen the great Seraph cry. They didn't ask any questions at first, they enveloped her in a tight hug as she bawled, out of fear and more so, agony. Would Issei ever return? They couldn't sit there forever, as her tears faded and she was left with a puffy red face, action needed to be taken. As she pulled away from Michael and God she told them what happened In between sobs. The great Arbiter Dragon was gone, and with his disappearance, he took with him the stability that the world and supernatural enjoyed under his rule. Something needed to be done.

It had only been a mere two hours. A task force had already been assembled to find Issei, wherever, and possibly whenever he is (Issei had traveled through time once with the help of Great Red who roamed Earth). High Heaven was in red alert mode. As annoying as Issei was, he was one of the most powerful, if not the most, powerful being in the world. Losing the chief maintainer of balance would no doubt cause panic and chaos among the supernatural. Michael had assembled a unit of Seraphs to initiate scans to find Issei, a ground team was assembled to scour the desolate plains of the underworld. God himself was using his own powers to locate Issei, but he couldn't find him anywhere. The Red Dragon Emperor they knew, was gone.

Issei's Room-UE (Universe Epsilon)

The last thing Issei saw was himself, but then everything went black. What a strange dream. He had been having many of those strange dreams. One dream of being killed, and then one of seeing fire and hearing a roar. Now he sees himself, it felt so real. He stepped outside of his bed and immediately collapsed to the ground, drained of all strength and energy. He felt as if something had been ripped out from inside of him. He crawled on the ground and tried to scream out for his Mom and Dad. He opened his mouth but not a single sound escaped from his lips. Before he even reached his door, he ran out of strength and energy. He remembered. He had been killed, it wasn't a dream. He could remember, his date…Then…Red. What had happened, what was going to happen? As his vision faded his last regret was dying a Virgin. Before his vision completely faded a Beautiful blonde bombshell appeared in front of Issei. Issei could barely make out her features. Was this an angel? Was he going to heaven? The woman before Issei was very distressed Issei couldn't make out what she was saying. Suddenly she held her hand out and a bright light emanated from it, Issei felt full of energy again, his vision slowly returned as did his hearing.

"Issei thank God! You are alive! Oh, my Issei!" Gabriel pulled Issei in close for a hug. Issei could feel everything, everything.

"Holy shit, this chick is 10/10, those boobs have to the best in the world, even better than Rias's, hehe." Issei was buried in the Seraph's shoulder and wore a lascivious grin, the tighter she pulled him in, the more intense Issei's grin became. Everything that had happened up to this point was null and void in Issei's mind, he could feel some crazy tits and that was enough for him.

"Issei what happened? Where did you go?" The beautiful woman in front of Issei pulled away, as the boobs pulled themselves off of Issei his mind started to catch up.

"Um, I don't mean to sound rude, but, who are you?" Asked Issei.

Gabriel didn't say a word right away, she could see it in his eyes, his chocolate eyes, this wasn't the Issei she knew, this wasn't the Issei she loved, the Issei she would be willing to throw everything away for. Tears formed in her eyes again. She produced a slight smile.

"My name is Gabriel. I am a Seraph in service for the lord." Massive Golden wings sprouted from her back as did a Golden Halo above her head. "It is ok Issei, you are going to be ok. We will save you." After finishing that sentence, she held her hand out in front of the mystified Issei. "Relax." A calming wave befell Issei, his vision faded, and he collapsed again this time into the woman's arms. Issei was fast asleep. Gabriel activated her direct communication with God.

"He's back, but…It's not him." She sniffled slightly.

"It is ok my lovely Gabriel, fear not, we will help this Issei, we will then figure everything out, fear nothing." God's soothing tone was more than enough for Gabriel, she teleported back to Heaven, the search was called off. They had found Issei alright, but it wasn't an Issei they knew.

Universe Alpha-Issei's Room

Sunlight poured into Issei's room as a strange alarm clock with a girl on it began begging him to wake up. He reached his arm over and pounded the top of it, shattering it into small pieces.

"Is it just me, or was that thing just, weird?"

"Are you asking my opinion?"

"Not really, I got an idea though! We can make this day REALLY interesting, what do you say Ddraig?"

"Well…." Issei severed his mental connection with Ddraig.

"Hahhaha, I said it would be interesting!" Issei stood up from his bed and began stretching exercises, while completely nude. He could hear someone coming up the stairs, but he forgot he was nude.

His door was thrown open. Just as fast as it opened it was violently shut again. A female voice began from outside the door.

"Issei dear, it's time to go to school your breakfast is ready dear." The voice stopped and was followed by some feet sprinting down the stairs. He could hear talking.

"Dear, your boy is up there, stark naked in strange positions."

"He is your son too, probably up to those videos again. Maybe he's tired?"

Issei smiled slightly and let out a laugh. "This is going to be the best adventure yet!" Issei ran down the stairs, once again unaware of the fact that he was completely naked. Too excited to see his parents.

"ISSEI PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!" His parents yelled in unison as they turned away quickly.

"Oh sorry, I was watching porn." Issei sheepishly declared.

"We know! Get dressed!" They both shouted in unison while still turned away from their naked son talking about watching porn. Issei turned around and walked up the stairs.

"Teenagers, what can you do?" Said Issei's father.

Issei threw on clothes and ran downstairs again. Beyond elated to eat some food and talk to his parents. His parents noticed something strange about Issei, his eyes were green.

"ISSEI WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR EYES?!" They both exclaimed in unison.

Issei stumbled on his words for a second or two as he thought up a response. "I…uhmm…well…." He stopped for a second and took a deep breath as his parents waited expectantly for his response.

"IT GOT IN MY EYES WHILE WATCHING PORN!" Issei yelled. His parents had heard a lot before, a lot of werid shit, but this, this took the fucking cake. His father laughed in a strange way, almost as if he was dumbfounded at what his son had just said. While his mother face palmed so hard that when she removed her hand from her face there was a massive red mark across her entire face.

"Mom, are you ok?" Asked Issei as he took a giant chomp out of some toast.

"I'm…fine dear." Her face sure didn't look fine.

"Mom you should put some lotion on your face." Said Issei while chewing. His father started laughing even harder than before. His mother offered no response. "You can borrow some of my lotion mom. I have more than enough and all sorts of different kinds!" Issei wore a smile as he made his offering to his mother. Issei's father fell off his chair in laughter, his mother released a heavy sigh and did another face palm.

"I have my own dear, that is very nice to offer to share it with me." Issei's mother gritted her teeth.

"I'm just trying to help. Alright guys, I'm off!" Issei grabbed his backpack and ran out the door leaving his parents in the kitchen to collect themselves from their son's bizarre antics.

Issei's father stopped laughing and he slowly collected himself. "Wait, shouldn't he be wearing his school uniform?" Asked his father. His mother shook her head.

"That boy has worse things to worry about."

Kuoh Academy

Issei stood at the gates to the school. He took in a deep breath, closed his eyes and sniffed the air. He wasn't activating any special abilities this time.

"AHHHHH. The smell of teenage pussy!" Issei wore a great big smile, as he said that a pair of female students ran away from him screaming and crying. It didn't take long, the moment Issei walked onto school grounds and passed the gate a female student with short black hair, round glasses which hid violet eyes was waiting for him. Her arms were crossed and she wore a very stern look on her face. Before she could even start talking Issei spoke first.

"Wow, you really look like you need to get laid." Issei said non-chalantly as he tried to walk right past her. Her face got red from anger and embarrassment.

"Hold on right there!" She yelled. Issei turned around annoyed.

"What? I need to get to class!" Issei tried to walk away again.

"DON'T MOVE!" The girl yelled.

"Ok, ok, Jesus…" Issei held his hands in a surrender positon and turned around.

"First of all, you are not in uniform, secondly you harassed two female students! You are most definitely NOT going to class until you change!" The girl was pissed.

"What's your name anyways?" Issei asked. The girl scoffed.

"You should know me! I am the head of the discipline committee and the student council…" Issei cut her off.

"OHHH. That makes perfect sense why your panties are in a bunch." Issei had gone too far. She slapped him across the face. Issei just about summoned his armor in that instant, he took shit from no one. But he remembered his vow to Gabriel. "Issei, never hurt someone innocent." So Issei held his tongue, and held in his rage. He didn't even release a single ounce of killing intent or draconic energy. This girl was none the wiser.

"You are going to my office right now! You are going to change and you are in BIG trouble." She grabbed Issei by his ear.

"Oh ya, what's your name?" Asked Issei. A strange question sure, everyone knew her.

"Sona Sitri, a name you shall not soon forget." She hissed.

Issei whispered. "We'll see about that, Bitch." Sona wore a slight smile on her face, she heard Issei alright.

Kuoh Academy-Student Council Office

Issei was dragged into the office and told to sit on one of two leather chairs facing a large desk in the back of the room. Issei obliged. Sona sat down behind the desk. Another woman with glasses was already standing behind the desk, awaiting Sona. Sona began as Issei took a seat.

"Issei, first of all, what happened to your uniform? Jeans and a t-shirt is not good enough." Asked Sona in a polite tone, which surprised Issei. Once again Issei wouldn't admit he forgot it, he would much rather make an excuse, even though he was terrible at them. He fumbled for his words.

"I…uhh, well…I-um, I USED IT TO CLEAN UP AFTER WATCHING PORN!" Exclaimed Issei. Sona didn't laugh, or sigh she simply retorted back.

"Issei, those uniforms are for school not rags." Her calm response surprised Issei. Before his questioning could continue further the door behind him opened up. He turned around and had to contain himself, there was no mistaking it, that was a Gremory, not only that it was Rias. Issei held in his emotions as best he could, he knew he couldn't make a scene. But his memories betrayed him, images flashed in his mind the closer her crimson hair got. Images of a time when he was powerless, a time where he was betrayed, a time when his anger was uncontrollable, a time where Gabriel saved the world from his wrath. A single hot tear fell from his eye and streaked across his cheek. Rias was now next to Issei, she wiped the tear away and whispered to him.

"It's ok, she wasn't that mean, right? I will protect you." Her soft words were music to Issei. He wanted to breakdown right there, he wanted to apologize, he wanted to make amends for his failures. But he knew, there was no rewriting history, he tried it once with Red, but it still didn't work. He contained his emotions.

"Sona, I am sorry but Issei is with me. I apologize for his actions but he is most likely shook up. Sona wore a confused look. Rias spoke again. "He is my pawn." Sona nodded.

"Very well, I will let him off with a warning. But heed this, if he does this again, he will be punished." Rias motioned for Issei to follow her, he had so many questions. But one thing was sure, he would protect her, no matter what it cost, no matter who he had to kill, whatever balances it upset, he would annihilate everything that stood in her path no matter what it took.

Kuoh Academy-ORC

Issei followed closely behind Rias, not speaking a word. She opened the door to the club room. Inside was a large desk, a table surrounded by two couches and a big window, it was a nice room. Issei quickly realized Rias was trying to talk to him.

"What?" Asked Issei.

"Did you hear me at all? I've been talking to you this whole time." Rias wore a concerned look on her face.

"Yeah, just a little in my own head." Issei let out a slight laugh, he was nervous, for the first time since, he could remember he was actually nervous on how a girl viewed him, he wanted to make sure every word was good. He restored his connection with Ddraig.

"Ddraig what do I do?"

"How do I know, first you cut me out than need me again? Issei, I wish Ophis never taught you that trick."

"Shut up Ddraig let me focus dammit, some 'Red Dragon Emperor' you are." He stopped when he heard glass shatter, Rias had dropped some tea. He turned around to ask if she was ok, she wore a face of astonishment, it had appeared if the color from her face had drained, as if words were trying to make their way out of her lips but her brain couldn't conjure up the sounds.

Issei realized something. "That was out, loud, wasn't it?"

AN:Well, that wasn't nearly as long of a chapter as I wanted, but hey, its something right? Chapter 2 will hopefully be a little longer than this one. Drop a review if you have any suggestions or want to say how bad this is, lol, I'm givin' it my best. Hope to see you back for chap 2. I have A LOT of crazy ideas and plans for this thing, just trying to get it out in words is difficult. See ya'll around